Thinking about how, when Scar turns red in Third Life, his first actions are collecting flowers to beg to stay with Grian.
That, when faced with being a red life—the first and only red life—his first actions aren’t bloodthirst and anger but desperation to keep the relationship he’s made.
That, in a game where alliances are kept through deeds, debts, and doubt—he offered flowers. He didn’t sell the idea of staying teammates, he didn’t even try. He offered the flowers and begged to stay by Grians side, but was fully prepared to walk away without another word. Was prepared to forget his scamming nature, to lay down flowers and nothing more.
Also, in the image of the flowers being a bouquet, imagine him being gone for hours after his death.
Grian is waiting and Scar is holed up in the forest somewhere meticulously crafting this arrangement despite having no idea what he’s doing. He could only find two flowers, and the mess he puts together isn’t anything anyone would ever sell, but he made it from scratch. He put in the effort, spent hours on it until he deemed it perfect and only then did he bring it to Grian.
It’s ugly, and there is no twine holding it together nor a sheet, but the flowers aren’t wilted. All of them are the most vibrant, healthy flowers he could find and not one is missing a petal due to his hands.
His hands—used to scam, maim, and betray—made gentle for the effort of making something worthy of someone like Grian.
Tobi had tape stuck to his foot and was clearly distraught. He walked to me, looked up at me with big pleading eyes and didn't make a sound. I cured his near fatal condition, and he immediately unleashed the loudest purrs you have ever heard.
steddie fam we are all sleepin on the potential for wayne munson to have some extremely petty, specific, and weird beef with the old ladies in the trailer park
The depiction of Jesus Christ on this year's Holy Week poster of Seville is too sexy for your cat:
According to the ultra-Catholic association Abogados Cristianos, they will start a legal battle to ban the image due to its blasphemous nature: he's too sexy, too handsome, too androginous, and too effeminate (too twink??). Also, he seemingly hasn't enough blood or clothes on.
He's been also described as too gay-looking because some LGBTI community members have praised him online, and everybody knows that everything queer people like becomes queer.
Homophobia disguised as iconoclasm in the f*cking 21st century.
Btw this epic painting was created by Sevillian artist Salustiano.
in honor of prison of plastic’s book coming out in march i’d like to bring back and let us remember the most cultural piece of this fandom voiced by the official actors themselves (because i cannot stop thinking about it)
The rivalry between Link and Kohga spiraled dramatically after TotK- like the arc is just woah
We make fun of their goofiness but shit went down
They’ve gone from simply fighting each other to a story rife with manipulation, betrayal, destruction, thievery, and a bloody score now 6-8(?) years unsettled.
(Explanation/totk spoilers beneath)
I mean, what was at the start just a “We like Ganon and he’s got the Master Sword, kill him!” turned into “You killed Kohga, damn you! We’ll have our revenge!”
Now Link has to watch his back to make sure an assassin doesn’t stick a sword in it, and the Yiga’a stuff mysteriously keeps getting set on fire/stolen.
But surprise, surprise, Kohga lived! And as ideas of Ganon’s revival rebound, the Link v. Kohga feud erupts with a passion, and it only gets worse.
Link and Kohga become locked in a turf war for the Depths, and the Ancient Forges become the backdrop. They not only race to find the Forges to place their claim, but they have to defend and reclaim others.
On the surface, the plots and ploys the Yiga and Link use become intense. Link infiltrates the Yiga and learns their secrets and techniques, and the Yiga use Link’s emotions against him in his scramble to find Zelda, leading him on. They wear each other’s faces in an attempt to get the upper hand for Hylia’s sake.
Have you ever just seen a fic summary and gone “Wow...that sounds so stupid. Author, you have bewitched me heart and soul. I must know how you pulled this off! *clicks link*”