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bienmoreau · 2 years

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He’s in the soup! 💕

#his name is also Soup btw #bear #clayart #sculpture #the dork makes things #bears #soup bear #NOT FIRED! NOT FOR FOOD!!#misleading name perhaps but unfortunately the boy cannot actually be put into the soup!#mine #my art

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canisalbus · 22 days

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i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

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willowser · 9 months

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i will never stop writing bakugou as a shy, blushy loserboy, but. the idea of you being more inexperienced than him ??

you're carefully bandaging him up at the agency clinic, after he'd taken a nasty hit that left his shoulder scuffed up, and he's been in here with you more times than he can count, much too late at night, and maybe that's how you get into this conversation in the first place; weird stuff always gets said at this hour.

"no, i'm telling you," despite the vulnerability of what you're saying — despite the awful look that must be on his face — you're laughing. "never dated anyone, never been taken on a date, nothing."

and — he really must look truly terrible, with his mouth open and his lip curled over his teeth and his brows furrowed, because he can't hardly believe a fucking word you're saying. it pisses him off and he doesn't know why, just seems. a waste, for no one to have appreciated someone like you.

someone that he maybe thinks about too much, that is too nice and not funny to anyone but themselves but still laughs and hardworking and. so pretty that it annoys him.

his question comes out rough, harsh. "why the hell not?"

"i don't know," you shrug, eyes cutting to his before focusing back on patching him up. "i'm — probably too shy and weird, or something. and online dating is hard, y'know! some guys are really into the purity thing, like too into it, and some guys find out and won't touch me with a ten-foot pole, so," and then you shrug. like that's all there is to it.

and katsuki is just astounded to know this. not that he's ever done all that much himself, but all his bases have been covered, by now in his life, and he just really can't imagine anyone knowing you and not wanting to—

he realizes the irony of thinking this, like a punch to the gut. after knowing you for almost two years now and never so much as complimenting your stupid hair and the stupid way you wear it.

"well," katsuki grumbles, averting his eyes to the walls of the clinic, trying to seem more interested in your creepy, anatomy posters. "maybe he's comin'...or whatever."

"who's coming?"

"your guy, i don't know!" it's unfortunate that his shirt is off for this, because there's no way you aren't getting a perfect view of the flush that spreading down to his chest. "your dude, maybe he's...figuring it out."

"hmm, maybe. that's what my gran says, but who knows?" you shrug, oblivious — and suddenly your singleness makes a smidge more sense. "i've resigned myself to a touchless, loveless life for—"

"he's comin'!" katsuki barks and you startle at the outburst, eyes casting over his warm cheeks and then down his chest and back. finally, it fucking clicks for you, like he hasn't been finding excuse after excuse to see you every damn night for ages. "he's...checkin' his work schedule and then he's...gonna figure it out, alright?"

you brighten considerably, lip going between your teeth. "oh, yeah, yeah," and your smile is unstoppable, not hidden in the slightest as you turn to the steri-tray at your side, shyness bleeding into his own. "alright."

#WAAAAHHHH #he considers himself so inexperienced #to the point he's such a flustered fucking dork about dating anyone #and so it makes him remarkably nervous around you to begin with #and then he goes absolutely bonkers learning that you've done even less than HIM AKFHDJSKAKAL #he's PISSED like WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN NO ONE HAS EVER KISSED YOU BEFORE #NEVER BOUGHT YOU SHITTY FLOWERS BEFORE #it is probably the thing that riles him up enough to make his move because he's just. so pissed about it alfbsisjai #lmaoooooo #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: pre relationship bakugou

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jeeaark · 3 months

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If Greygold was a companion, what would be the best way to initiate a romance with them? Would they go for the “L” word early or an Act or two later?

The "L" word was lube, right? Right? Else showering Durge/Tav with kisses Gomez-Addams-Style is the alternative.

Maybe the Nat 20 romance isn't the best way for Tav/Durge, but it sure is for Greygold. You just know Greygold scared that Dream Guardian away the first time and has been low-key obsessed with that armor since

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #durge #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Sometimes I have to make Greygold's idea of a good time sould like its wild stuff in order to make a really REALLY dumb joke #But truly they just wanna cuddle the SHIT out of anyone who goes out of their way to get that dream guardian armor for them #everyone thank the anon for the “L” word joke #and the silliest thing I have ever drawn #what are you doing to me guys- got me drawing durgexgreygold fluff and I still don't know jack about durge howdidthishappen lskdjdklj #I suppose Greygold's favorite type of folk are dorks who are complete disasters with mushy bits- tough coconut shell or not #so. every companion in this game

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djosephqueery · 1 year

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Steve's pouting in a corner somewhere because he wants kisses :(

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as always shoutout to my co-conspirator @corrodedcoughin

Hope everyone's had a good week, and cheers to a good weekend <3

#Wayne makes an appearance! ... sort of #am I ever going to stop drawing puppet steddie content?#no. no I am not.#unfollow me now.#Eddie's such a dork I love him #he could be ACTUALLY kissing his ACTUAL boyfriend right now #but instead chooses to make the puppets kith #also they are cartoon puppets that live in my and Anna's imaginations #their eyes and expressions can change however I see fit #yes I reused the Eddie from the last one. so you don't need to mention it.#steddie #stranger things #puppet steddie #Len doodles #slowly replacing all st characters with puppets #drawing puppets making out was not something I foresaw for myself in 2023 #and yet

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nothingbizzare · 2 months

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Thanks uuu for the request @spacepajamas956 !

#this two are soo silly #the second doodle its them just judging #not really but someone bothered them on their silly date #or they saw something(new clothes from their fav brand rare edition) and making a plan of action how to get it #they are such dorks #just sillies who would have matching hand made bracelets and would go in park to feed ducks for a date #teru would take sooo many photos of their dates and little things to demind him of days he had fun #and put in his little glittery “secret” diary #nothingbizzare art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #mob psycho fanart #teruki hanazawa #shigeo kageyama #terumob

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formulaonedirection · 11 months

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Lando and his chosen family 💖

For my most beloved @des-iderate

#lando norris #this is for natalie she is my beloved and my best friend and it's her BIRTHDAY!!!!!#a landolore post just for her :)#I tried VERY hard to not make this JUST max but know that I COULD make this jUST MAX. bc Max is his fella. his ol ball and chain if you may #but i just think it's so cute that his boys are like his silly childhood friends and they're all just like massive DORKS together #it's very sweet I'm sorry!#also this was jakey erasure...sorry jakey....#nadia's things #also filing under:#critical lando theory #*mando

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amaranthdahlia · 2 years

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dekus not just a cutie ft. katsukis full of love dumb of ass for deku

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celluloidbroomcloset · 3 months

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Rhys Darby got some amazing core strength that I definitely am not thinking about a lot.

They're dorks.

#rhys darby #taika waititi #i guess my thing right now is pairing rhys and taika gifs that are vaguely related to make a point about them being dorks #gif #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association

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wiredalienvampire · 4 months

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the original enemies to lovers

#this damn thing took literal hours to make lord help me #I'm still trying to figure out how I draw these dorks #spy vs spy #white spy #black spy #dreaming doodles #artists on tumblr #mad tv

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bienmoreau · 10 months

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Gotta find where some of my equipment ended up in the move but then I'm gonna be back to batch making soup ingredients!! If you're on my waiting list I'll be DMing you in due course to see if you're still interested so y'all have first refusal before I open up pubic slots again!

#soup bear #the dork makes things

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khickuwa · 7 months

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"watch the glasses."

#the way i haven't drawn bakerlon luke needs to be punishable by DEATH- i need to fix that HFNSJ #THE THING I WANT TO DO TO HIM- UNSPEAKABLE!!!#look at him and his DORKY LITTLE GLASSES- and his DORKEY LITTLE HAT- WHAT A DORK!!! //affectionate #art #artist #fanart #illustration #luke pearce #illust #tears of themis #tears of themis fanart #digital art #i feel like i could've done better with this piece tbh #when u slap 10 overlay layers and a bunch of fancy brushes to try and make it look good

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thiziri · 4 months

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Princess Anne sending heart eyes to her husband Sir Tim Laurence as they attend the Christmas Day Church Service at St Mary Magdalene Church, on 25 December 2023 🥰

#HEART EYES #SHE'S SO IN LOVE #IT'S NOT FAIR #DORKS #THEY MAKE ME FEEL THINGS #I'M SOBBING #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #brf #british royal family

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ywpd-translations · 6 months

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Ride 751: Hakogaku's preliminary inspection

Pag 1

1: Plunging into a new chapter!!

Pag 2

1: The rivals standing in their way in the Inter High!!

Pag 3

1: Kanagawa Prefecture, Hakone city

3: Huh, a preliminary inspection

4: for the Inter High!?

5: Yeah... well... it's a usual thing

Now, really? Really?

Pag 4

1: Gwaaa hoii!!

2: I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!!

Yeeah!!

4: Huh, preliminary inspection? I might be a little interested

He's suddenly acting cool!?

5: Ah

Pag 5

1: Coough

Waaaa

He's suddenly vomiting blood!?

2: He definitely bit his tongue while jumping around in excitement earlier....

3: 'm ohey

It's obvious that your tongue hurts....

Yeah...

This guy is always injured....

4: If nohing!!

I get it, I get it!!

5: 'en u we 'eave? (When do we leave?)

In thirty minutes, before the clubroom... you'll take a car to the train station

'aight!!

6: It's so obvious he's happy about it

7: Was that right? They didn't give us details

I guess, it's what Manami-san told us

First year Tobirama

Pag 6

1: Last month, in the club's tournament he won the F-group climber race

Pag 7

1: Yeah, I see, and he's gonna run in this year's Inter High as the sixth regular member of Hakogaku!!

2: Seriously, I

3: I want to be considered cool by everyone!!

4: What's up with him, he looks so cheerful

Cool, cool, Kyuushu~

That Tobirama is so festive

Pag 8

5: Huh!? It's just me and Manami-san!?

Isn't- like, Doubashi-san coming!?

6: Hn.... I told Jou-kun and Yuuto, too, but they had their practice menu, so they said “no”

8: They said no!?

Huh!? But it's a preliminary inspection!?

9: For the Inter High!! A preliminary inspection, right!?

Yeah

Pag 9

1: A preliminary inspection for summer's great battle, right!?

2: That's right... the place we're going to now it's the biggest “mountain”.....

3: A mountain we absolutely have to overcome

4: And yet the other members didn't come!!

Ah... Manami... I'm seeing now that apparently the train stopped because of an accident

Ah

Should we just go there directly?

Is that okay? Thank you

5: Directly!? By car!?

Huh!?

6: To Kyuushu!?

7: The Inter High is in Kyuushu, right? How long will it take from here....

Hm? Around

Pag 10

1: Two hours and a half

Pag 11

4: Yeah... we arrived in two and a half hours, but- this is Chiba, isn't it!?

5: Where is Kyuushu!? Ah!? Is there a theme park like the park in Kyuushu here too?

And what abaout the splendid nature!? The big volcano...!!

6: Ah

7: Where will he have the preliminary inspection?

Cool

If you hurry up and get ready...?

Pag 12

1: We'll do our practice menu here, today

Pag 13

2: Our menu.... did you want to practice here just for a change of mood?

3: It's here, right? Where they do tournaments and stuff

It's Chiba's

4: Minegayama, right?

Yeah!!

5: Hakone is better though

6: I wanted to go to Kyuushu

7: Ah, by the way, speaking of Chiba, an acquaintance of mine lives here

Pag 14

1: You know, I was in the basketball club when I was in middle school

Ehh... I didn't know...

2: A good senpai of mine meddled with their basket club....

3: And apparently he was a good friend with my club's teacher advisor, and so they often organized practice matches with Chiba's middle school

4: I got injured a lot back then, too

So I often got injured and that guy from that middle school took care of me

5: He was so good at treating injuries that in my school they called him the “super manager”

6: I guess he's still in the basket club?

Pag 15

2: Ah, by the way, what's today's practice menu?

Fifteen minutes at a fixed output... three or something?

Nahh

3: Since they'll probably come, it's “do your best to win against that guy”!!

3: Huh!?

Who's gonna come!? You organized this with someone?

4: Any time now... probably

But we didn't

5: Organize it

6: Huh!?

The sound of wheels.... from behind us!? A bike!? …. no, more than one

Pag 16

2: They're here

Pag 17

1: Last year's champion, Sohoku High School!!

Pag 18

5: Teh!?

7: Yo

Pag 19

1: It's been a while, Sakamichi-kun

2: Hakogaku's captain, Manami Sangaku- why is he here!!

Pag 20

1: Wearing their jerseys and riding their bikes, there's no way they came here to sightsee!!

2: Manami-kun!!

3: The Inter High is next week already, isn't it? Bu before that.... I thought we should cross that “mountain*” once

(*NdT.: here, the kanji say “mountain king”, but the reading says “mountain”)

Pag 21

1: “Mountain”.....!! “That we absolutely have to overcome”- so this is the “preliminary inspection”!!

2: How about... that summit over there?

Your team... we're at an overwhelmind disadvantage, but

3: We don't plan on losing

It's a “preliminary battle”!?

5: Manami-san's concentration.....

Pag 22

1: it sprang up!!

Sounds interesting, doesn't it!?

Pag 23

1: A preliminary battle!?

He wants' to challenge us!?

2: Now!?

Here!?

3: You came here... on purpose... for this?

4: Yeah

5: I came here for this only?

7: Uh!! Sohoku's captain's.....

Pag 24

1: Onoda-san's concentration sprang up too!!

Got it!!

Pag 25

1: Onoda!!

2: Onoda-kun!!

3: Seriously!?

4: Waaa

5: We're starting a race against those two!? Teh!?

6: Oh, oh oh?

Pag 26

1: Really?

Those jerseys

2: It's Hakone Academy and Sohoku!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 751 #THERES SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS CHAPTER OH MY GOD #WATANABE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN WHAAAAAAAT #okay okay in order: let's start from Tobirama who is sUCH AN ADORABLE DORK I LOVED HIM SINCE THE FIRST TIME HE APPEARED BUT NOW HE'S!!!!#ANOTHER ONE OF MY BABIES!!!#trying to act all cool when hes actually just a giant excited dork asdhaksfasjhdk now this is a kind of character that hakogaku missed #and he knows rokudaiiiiiiii the way i screamed when i read that page omg #d e s t i n e d r i v a l s im telling you #and theyre both climbers !!(i mean it was pretty obvious already that theyd be rivals and the new ge onoda and manami BUT!!!#it still makes me so excited #then!! Manami just straight up going to chiba and challenging onoda sadgjasf #he really said 'i want to have a nice chill race against you and if we cant have it at the IH then we'll have it here and ill take things*#*into my own hands' and i respect him for that #also excuse me my shippy sansaka heart but when onoda said 'you came here just bc of that'#and manami said 'yeah i only came here to do this'#and then onoda made that face- looked to me like he was kinda offended that manami didnt go there just to hang out with him asdasdghj lmao #AND THEN THE END OMG THEY WAY I YELLED WHEN I SAW THAT LAST PAGEEEEE #KIJIIIIIIIII MY LOOOVEEEEEE #i swear watanabe loves him more than we do he never misses a chance to make him show up #everybody say thank you watanabe!#is he gonna meet manami next chapter???? pleeeaseeee #at first i thought he would join the race but then i noticed he's riding a mtb and not a road race #soooooo :eyes emoji:

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boydswan · 1 year

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Sanjuro being Sanjuro 三船敏郎 | 用心棒 (1961) × 椿三十郎 (1962) 監督 · 黑沢明

#toshiro mifune #三船敏郎 #classicfilmsource #mine #yojimbo #sanjuro #用心棒 #椿三十郎 #akira kurosawa #黑沢明 #tatsuya nakadai #仲代达矢 #I srsly dont remember the last time I'm having THIS MUCH FUN making a gifset #I'm sure there are things I forgot that should fit in the 7th one #that one should've been a bigger gif bc Sanjuro is such a dork #but it's late I'm tired #I just wanna thank Mr. Kurosawa for everything #blood tw #gore tw #food tw #alcohol tw #偷图的死全家 #I also learned a couple days ago that Yojimbo is one of FFC's top10 all-time favorite movies #I feel like for a guy who called Marvel movies 'despicable'#Yojimbo & Sanjuro must be in his view two perfect superhero movies #and I kinda agree #FFC listed 2 Kurosawa movies in his all-time top10 and the other one is The Bad Sleep Well #all I can say is that the man who made the Godfather movies has superior taste #I saw a typo #but too lazy to correct it lol sorry

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awakenthebeing · 1 year

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Sillies with these fellas !!

And a Piepoe Music Box Melody for funs....

It is in no way perfect or the best but I enjoy the little melody!!! And the end particularly makes me feel kind

#the those guys are dorks yes but theyre my dorks art on the top btw is a spongebob reference !!#but i still want to make this place a good area for storage in the futures so expect random doodles and things to still be dumped here #not often but from time to time! :3 #Piepoe arts #hopefully for the music box melody the little pizza time part is noticeable. but if not honestly that is okie too!!!

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