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thewrittenwizard · 1 month

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Bi Buck single-handedly increased my average screen time by an hour this week.

#I don’t even go here #the chokehold they have on me is real #bucktommy #evan buckley #911 abc #buddie #bi buck #might not seem like much #but I have not had time for this this week

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whollyjoly · 29 days

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hot in the day, hot in the night, hot as the coal coming to tread, light on your bed, here we go oh, listen whistle roll (baby the, the sun is getting low)

the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part two (part one) (part three)

(song insp.)

#these two have me in a chokehold FR #look i just love the idea of them lying on the hood of their truck in the middle of the night sharing a beer and looking at the open sky #buck has one hand in the air tracing the constellations while the other is tangled loosely with tommys at his side #he's talking about how cool it is that different cultures will look at the same stars and draw different pictures #and isn't that a wonderful thing about humans? that we can look at the same set of dots in the sky and through them tell different stories #about what is SO important to us that it must be literally written in the sky? isnt that just amazing?#and tommy isnt looking at the constellations - how can he when theres a star of his own right next to him?#so its evan he's looking at when he softly lets out a quiet “...amazing”#...whoops my fingers slipped #ANYWAYS #stay tuned for more in this moodboard series because it WILL happen #the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for agenda is REAL #bucktommy cowboy au #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #firepilot #fireflight #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 abc #911 on abc #911 moodboard #em's moodboards #mine #im back on my cowboy bullshit

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katewritesss · 2 months

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"Gleaming, twinkling...

...eyes like sinking ships on waters, so inviting, I almost jump in."

#i'm about to collapse #the way they look at each other #that's REAL love #these two have a chokehold on me #mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #ethan x benji #benthan #gold rush #evermore taylor swift #benthan and evermore my beloved

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vaggie-not-vagina · 2 months

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Headcanonssss <3

1- Adam has freckles on his shoulders from being out in the sun so long without proper clothes and Lute likes to sit there and make constellations of them and give them names.

2- Lute has battle scars, and she isn’t too fond of them but Adam loves to put his hands over them and make little comments about they were “meant to be” due to their scars being in similar places.

3- Lute was earthborn and loved the Beetlejuice movie and once she found out how to stream things in heaven from earth, she made Adam watch it and he was grinning like a child when he saw Beetlejuice and saw how similar they were to each other.

4- Adam can never seem to focus but when Lute has a certain tone like she’s demanding he pays attention, he can’t even think about anything else but her words and he loves it about her because she’s the only woman to ever put him in his place; but he refuses to admit it.

5- They both hate PDA but for different reasons; so the second they’re left alone they just smother each other with a tone of kisses and go back to normal before anyone comes back.

6- After the incident, Lute would plant kisses around the wound on his back while preening Adam’s wings and it makes Adam feel so much better.

7 - Adam helped Lute get use to her prosthetic and would go with her to work on gripping things and stuff and the first time she hugged him without even having to struggle with moving her arm, He about squealed from how proud he was.

8- They both joke about how stupid the other one is regarding certain things, but it’s how they flirt.

9- Adam wraps his wings around Lute when they sleep because it makes him feel like he’s the one protecting her for once.

#guitarspear #theyre so cute #i’m going to cry #i love them #guardrock #they have me in a chokehold #the brainrot is real #i will never shut up about this #he’s so silly #she’s so precious

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shsy7573 · 3 months

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I physically cannot with this man. Every time I think I have returned to a semi-regular mental state he comes slithering back in and all of a sudden I’m crying again because he’s so cute.

Being so fucking for real though, I genuinely do not think I have EVER been down bad for a character as much as I have been for him.

To put it simply: I have never been the “you can stomp of me, choke me out, stab me” type of fangirl until him. Never have I ever wanted something so badly in my life than how I want him.

I physically do not understand how he has done this to me, but I’m not complaining.

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smittyw · 23 days

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music made me lose control againnnn wtf

#ocs #nat #qamar #character art #the point of this was to break out of my art rut #and secondarily to give a shit about their day to day lives #and ..tertiarily..? thirdly to think rly hard about situations i dont have a solid grasp on yet. and get them closer to being real #oh btw the music in question is Guppy by charly bliss. that album has had me in a chokehold

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blueskittlesart · 1 month

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AAAAAH omg Case Closed fan!! I had the fattest crush on Harley Hartwell (Heiji Hattori) when I was a preteen. Looking back idk why my parents let me read that LMAO

i do sincerely love case closed but it also fascinates me because i cant for the life of me figure out what the target audience is supposed to be. conan is both 7 and 16 and theyre dealing with like actual real life murders and the solutions are so complex that i, a 21 year old obsessed with mysteries, have yet to actually solve a single one before the reveal 400 chapters in and the setup is so fundamentally ridiculous that no one over the age of 10 or so could ever hope to take it seriously and the most recent case i read involved actual literal cocaine and multiple armed thugs kidnapping and beating up a teenager. I can only conclude that it's written for guys like me who love detectives so much they don't care if the story is actually good. and im obsessed with it

#it's one of those things where the characters are so good they have me in a chokehold (shinichi kudo i love you so fucking much)#and it's like intermittently funny and/or dramatic enough that i can ignore the insane plot and pacing #i did also watch the first maybe 30? episodes of the anime on adult swim when i was like. idk 7 or 8 #so there's definitely some childhood nostalgia mixed in here #anyway. heiji is so good you're real for that #god i love shitty thousand-chapter-long poorly localized manga. i take it back everyone should read detective conan

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ignify-caligo · 1 year

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Ghost, to Soap: If Roach doesn’t say “I’m King of the world” within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.

Roach, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

#call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #simon ghost riley #simon riley #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #gary roach sanderson #gary sanderson #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #whatever bet involves roach is a successful one - he an agent of chaos lmao #I have a real problems ppl -#all of cod folks got a chokehold on me #especially those three + könig and price <3

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mazojo · 1 year

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RENT FUCKING FREE ON MY HEAD

#LITERALLY BRAAAAAINROTTTTTTTTT #I LOVE THEM SM THEY MAKE ME EMOOOOOO #LOVE ISNT REAL BECAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS TO SMOL X TOL PEOPLE NAMED OTANI AND RISA SO UNFORTUNATE #I have no idea why lovely complex had such a chokehold on me bc its so dumb and silly and whatever but it does and I just love it so much #sorry guys I am going through my screenshots bare with me #otani #risa #lovely complex #manga #lovely complex spoilers

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recurring-polynya · 3 months

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"Just do as you're told," Mogget said firmly. "Think of yourself as Abhorsen's sworn sword-hand, if it makes you feel better, though in this present era, you'll find common sense is more important than honor. "Very well", Touchstone muttered, humbly. He stood up and put on the underclothes and shirt, but couldn't get the trousers past his heavily muscled thighs. "There's a kilt and leggings in one of the chests back there," Mogget said after watching Touchstone hopping around on one leg, the other trapped in too-tight leather."

if you, as an author, aren't introducing your male love interests like this, what are you even doing with your life?

(from Sabriel, by Garth Nix)

#garth nix you were so real for this #if you haven't read these books for context mogget is (for the moment) an untrustworthy talking cat #guess who's back on her old kingdom bullllllllshitttttttt #the chokehold this book still has on me #(i bought my son terciel & elinor for xmas and then i read it and then i wanted to re-read the whole series)#(loved it btw the abhorsens have such dreadful kuchiki energy)#(also did not expect sabriel's mom to have like 12 ranks in clowning and buffoonery but you know what? based)#touchstone is a real fixer-upper of a man but he is trash for sabriel and that will win me over every time #the time he went into a berserker rage and used it to run up a hill with her crushed to his tits. peak.#i have a TYPE okay?#i have two types actually and if i had a nickel for every time i get an otp out of it i'd have two nickels and i can live with that

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chez-cinnamon · 1 year

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Howdy! What's Eddie's and Frank's relationship with each other in this au? Is it different or is it the same like in cannon? (Sorry if this question doesn't make sense lol)

They’re married like in canon! Nothing has really changed about their relationship in the AU, but the changes I’ve kinda made AU lore-wise are that Eddie is more protective over Frank, Frank is a bit more nervous going places without Eddie and they’re both crushing on Howdy, something they’re both aware of!

#real world au #these two have had me in a chokehold ever since I joined the fandom #after seeing ship art of them w howdy I couldn’t resist #these men are in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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crunchystarz · 4 months

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I've been playing around with styles lately and i wanted something more simple than what i usually do with like a lot of rendering

what better to use it with than with these two blurbos

GO CHECK OUT BEARY THE HATCHET ITS SO GOOD IVE BEEN HYPERFIXIONING ON IT FOR LIKE A WEEK I CAN'T GET THESE HOMOS OUT MY HEAD

#crunchystarz #doodle #my art <3 #second one is a doodle from class #beary the hatchet #pearl beary the hatchet #Grizz beary the hatchet #these two have me in a chokehold #i wish gay people were real #this game is so underrated #SAVE ME HORROR GAMES WITH A HINT OF ROMANCE SAVE ME #this fandom is so small i can't

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siflshonen · 1 year

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Katsuki Bakugo, I miss you so much.

#please wake up soon #bnha #Bakugo katsuki #Katsuki Bakugo #you ever just look at the moon and think of your blorbo?#you ever do that?#you ever realize a fake cartoon kid has you in an emotional chokehold?#I am gonna write the most heartbroken forlorn grief-stricken thing #and people are gonna think that I’ve had some huge and devastating loss in my life #and I am gonna have to be like #no #a bad thing happened to this one fictional teenager in a cartoon book #and I have not seen him in a year #and it is very hard because I love him you see #and they are going to have to pretend that is not the most batshit insane sentence they have ever heard #and they are going to have to respond with courtesy or feigned politeness to me while wondering if I am in touch with the real world at all #and so witnessing how they handle that challenge will be amazing except #I won’t be able to truly enjoy it because I am still so upset that my #favorite fictional Japanese boys’ cartoon character #who in all likelihood would hate me and be really creeped out by me #has still not come back!#BUT I LOVE HIM! I LOVE HIM #WHERE IS HE?!#he may be Izuku and Denki’s Kacchan #but he’s MY blorbo

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vole-mon-amour · 4 months

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Johnny eating someone out is great and all, but what about Johnny experiencing being eaten out for the first time?

What about Johnny giving up control, reluctantly, only to feel so good that's he's genuinely embarrassed by that? Cheeks flushed, drenched in sweat, weak in the knees.

What about canon that says that Johnny fucked others but didn't always had his heart in it, alongside with Kerry's name, only to give in and experience fireworks before his eyes as Kerry is not even giving him his best (but eats him out because he also wants to enjoy himself)?

What about Johnny's genuine shook that it can be that good, yet he was always the one who was against trying that?

What about Kerry giving him new experiences that Johnny can't get enough of?

What about Johnny fighting himself because he never truly cared for filtering his words with Kerry, but now it's like his world has been shattered? And he doesn't really know how to ask because for that he would need to actually ASK, but for once, he doesn't want to come across as a jerk?

What if sex with his best friend, something that happened before but in a different way, unlocks some very deep and personal knowledge of himself for Johnny, and then it leads to a relationship even more intimate and meaningful than before between the two of them?

What then, huh?

#silverdyne #johnny silverhand #kerry eurodyne #cyberpunk 2077 #cb2077 #not sfw #natiswriting #my brain wouldn't let me sleep until i said this #the have me in a chokehold for real #*they #if there are any typos I'm not fixing them rn #it's 3 am I'm eepy

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itspileofgoodthings · 4 months

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also I had a breakthrough today that I had in fact overthought a Specific Problem to Death and that I had created a monster in my own mind and that’s why it felt like I was being eaten alive every time I tried to solve it.