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I just saw a post of a gom on insta where a user hosted a go and stole 20k from the buyers.......
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Umm...what is this? Thats not even a real number.
I'm so bad at this stuff but thank you everyone, all my new followers and all those who have been here from the start. I love every single one of you and I appreciate all of you. You're far too kind and I will never be able to properly express what you all mean to me.
So thank you for sticking with the crazy and there is much more to come!! ❤️❤️
#800 seriously??#thats unreal#never thought id make it this far#like 300 more and ill pass my main blog thats been around like 7 years longer than this one
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HOW TF IS THE LITTLE PRINCE'S RELEASE YEAR 1943 AND TXT'S DEBUT DATE IS 3/4/19 AND WHY IS APRIL 6 THE BOOK'S RELEASE DATE 6 YEARS 1 MONTH AND 2 DAYS AWAY FROM TXT'S DEBUT DATE AND THE LITTLE PRINCE LIVES IN ASTEROID B612 WTFFFFFF
#HOW LONG DID THEY PLAN THIS#WTF#THATS NOT REAL#THATS UNREAL#HOW TF#THIS IS NOT JUST A THEORY BRO THATS TOO MUCH#THAT IS NOT CLOWNING#WTHHHHH
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ok so-
#nqh brain noises#its more of a possibility than some of my other ideas tbf#also creative creatures and i are moots hello??#thats unreal#/pos#also yea animation meme community hi#this one works really well idkwtty#and yea this is my second time posting a trnh animation idea. i love the story sue me
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went down a rabbit hole of this subject.
Filippo Lippi, painter and carmelitan friar, and Lucrezia Buti, a nun, meet and fall in love while she poses as model for an altarpiece. Classic.
#dont be fooled by the canon of dynamic that seemed to get more artists going. she was absolutely into it#they eventually eloped together and gained the blessing of cosimo de medici to abandon their vows. they even had kids#also the painting thats in the first 2 is a famous of his but i cant find that its actually supposed to be lucrezia#the altar piece was another one. but he did draw her in other things after too. one time as salomè too#<- so jealous its unreal#art#oh but also dont be fooled by these paintings romantic approach he was not this handsome and also she was 20 and he was way older
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in 2010 a trainer named Nick Nuzlocke entered the championship bracket. soon after his victory he was disqualified and arrested on roughly a dozen counts of pokémon abuse and criminal negligence
#thankfully since then no one has ever reproduced the infamous ''Nuzlocke''#so thats why trainer screenings have gotten a lot more thorough since then. little piece out of the pokemon battling championship iceberg#history fact#pokemon#unreality#pkmn irl
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It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.
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Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!
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To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.
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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER
hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic
keep reading
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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this
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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash
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Isn't Cecil literally gay?
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he's homophobic
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he has a husband...
🦉 dark-owl-records
yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it
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🤫 cecils-private-blog
Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((
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Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url
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HOW DID YOU SEE THIS
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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk
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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn
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fake story :/
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No it's true I was there
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TAMIKA FLYNN??
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what the fuck is happening on my post
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can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is
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Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!
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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!
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i miss me too
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😎 Anonymous asked:
Response to the homophobic allegations?
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Huh??
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@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?
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uhhhh dont worry about it buddy
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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo
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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post
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how's it going op
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i miss my family
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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol
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you were really hot
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FUCK YEAHHHHHH
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just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3
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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)
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i'm not calling it that sorry
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What??? Why??
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just kind of sucks. as a name
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?????????
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what does this mean....
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another great post from huntokar herself
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you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?
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NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP
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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!
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#fake tumblr#fan: weird little town#i hope you all like this one i came up with it during a slow shift a few nights back and have been carefully crafting it to perfection#boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i invent fake tumblr posts on company time. as they say#unreality#< jic#wow look something original!!#im not maintagging this one im letting it find its own way in the world#go my little post. be free#long post#edit: FUCK I FORGOT NOTE COUNTS ON SOME OF THEM. EDITED THOUGH IT MAY BE TOO LATE
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working on something soooo diabolical n twisted rn
unknown/nth by hozier x birdrick save me
#rick and morty#birdrick#hozier's entire unreal unearth album is about them btw#making a lyric comic thing#put them in their normal outfits for blood ridge#thats inspired by user birdricks! its so cool go check out its birdrick playlist#bulky robot outfits are cool but their lil freedom fighter outfits are sooooo good#this piece is 14 images long btw#i'm absolutely losing my mind#my art
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Idk what you're all on about. Goncharov is a real movie?? Zepotha is fake as fuck we all know that, but I thought we've all seen Goncharov???? I've seen Goncharov?????? I will never forget the pure cinema changing power the last scenes had on me as I sat listening to Lacrimosa as the credits started to roll. I WILL NEVER FORGET.
#all you saying it is a FAKE movie obviously never watched it#zepotha could never and thats because shes not real#but goncharov. my beauty. my black swan. my david and mona lisa. you. you are what it means to bring communities together through art#nemos thoughts#goncharov#zepotha#cw unreality
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Why is no one talking about 2 weeks until the 50 years since goncharov anniversary
#technically 18 days but thats basically 2 weeks#i heard we are getting a remake right??#i hope its good#gotta live up to the greatest mafia movie ever made#goncharov#goncharov (1973)#mine#unreality
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Who is this "she," and why does she say so many innuendo?
Why does everyone seem to know exactly what she's said?
"She" refers not to a specific person, but to the pronoun Herself.
Pronouns, as well all know, were designed in Victorian times to enforce a gender binary, which Queen Victoria felt was necessary to make England more boring. Prior to Their invention, gender was a free-for-all chaos of self-discovery and self-respect. This was antithetical to the religious and colonial culture of the time, so Victoria declared that there could be only two genders, which could use only two pronouns, He/Him and She/Her.
He got off to a good start. He was favored by much of England's elite, and most of Him was taken up greedily by the rich. Thus, the patriarchy was born. She on the other hand, despite Victoria's own preference for Her, was marginalized to a growing degree across the island.
She was quite vocal about this problem, but being in power, He didn't really care. She complained, and campaigned, and worked hard to find some state of equality, but Her words fell on deaf ears. He knew She had spoken but knew not what She said. So if anything unknown was uttered, it was just assumed that She said it.
Now, cultures have shifted just far enough for a few people to see past the idiotic machinations of the misogynistic, puritanical, colonial past and realize that She didn't say all She was claimed to have, but that both She, He, They, Ze, and infinite other newly possible and long forgotten pronouns have said such things.
The most popular phrase attributed to She/Her was of course, "It's so big," and that has recently been revealed not to be an authentic quote from Her, but rather God Hymnself upon finally completing and seeing the world that Elohi created.
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#this one is also a joke!#these are all jon experiences.#didnt put a none of these option bc thats not FUNNY#magpod#polls#my polls#ok to rb#unreality#just to be safe
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i love how the one thing i never saw one consistent goncharov post on was what the fuck was going on between ice pick joe and mario.what are they? just work together? lovers? friends with benefits? subtly homoerotic? secretly planning to betray each other? besties? dont even interact? who knows.literally nobody apparently
#analiceoriginal.txt#...#ice pick joe <33333 i love himmm#goncharov#dont think this needs an unreality tag bc its not pretending its real lol#wish it was id be the worlds biggest joe kinnie#i mean i am but thats bc im the only one
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this show would be good if literally everything about it was different
#read these tags please(unless ur an HH fan in which case please ignore them) >>> I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW#i hate viv///ziepop so fucking much its actually unreal. every time i think about her i seethe#been hatewatching it ('legally') nd its awful. like i mean i knew it would be going into it but goddamn. so much worse than i expected#you may be like 'whyd you draw this then'. i wanted to make a finished piece with my redesigns#for funsies me and my boyf have been rewriting/redesigning the whole show . thats been our fun little craft#i feel similar about this that i do about fnaf and miraculous ladybug even tho this is objectively worse in every way#theres this eternal feeling of like. man. if the writers were competent then this concept would be interesting#but theyre not so. here we are#anyway. im gona try not to put hate in the tags lol#but i like how this turned out too much NOT to post it#anyways mutuals please dont unfollow me for this i promise im normal JDSFHJKDFHJDFKHJK#Hazbin Hotel Redesigns#Hazbin Hotel Critical#Angel Dust#Husk#Huskerdust#I guess.#genuinely a little scared to post this ones. im scared ill lose mutuals over this AND/OR fans will harass me for those tags JHKSDFHJKJK#im posting it and then immediately going to sleep. might delete later if even 1 thing goes wrong#EDIT RL QUICK i wanna add: i dont care if you like the show <33 good for you!!! i respect it!! i liked it when i was 14. i just dont now. <
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ermm..... that aco taco moment when your grandson is behaving in an increasingly dangerous and self-sacrificial manner and you have to grapple with the fact that you alone are responsible for this shift in character
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#me when im in an unrealized potential contest and my opponent is morty smith from hit tv show rick and morty#idk what the context for this would be i just imagine rick having a moment of weakness and morty just saves him#and rick is like. grateful obviously but hes also like ah... thats probably not good that a 14 yr old boy can do that
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hallway in eastgate mall, OH
#my photography#liminal#liminal space#nostalgia#mallcore#dreamcore#weirdcore#oddcore#surreal#altered reality#unreality#80s#90s#y2k#side note i think its cool all these generations share the mall in their nostalgia#i think that time has passed now but we all shared it and thats pretty cool#retro#retro aesthetic#oddly familiar#anemoia#liminal spaces#forgotten places#dead mall#liminalcore#liminal photography#early 2000s
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