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clits-and-clips · 28 days
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Spiralling AGAIN would you believe it
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ithinkitwasvodka · 6 months
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why does everyone keep forgetting these two when they literally invented the biggest inside joke of the riordanverse
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the-knife-consumer · 3 months
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Ngl not being able to visualize shit in my mind feels like imm missing out on a bunch
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alsojnpie · 4 months
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Favorite papyrus headcannon
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there's a lot. there's a ton. favorite is a strong word. but in my mind he's very ace and that's really important to me. maybe that's my favorite.
i also like the idea that it isn't nightmares but rather extreme loneliness and sadness that keeps him from sleeping properly. i know i don't feel like sleeping when my mind is grabbed on to the idea that no one likes me and no one ever will but that's ok, there has to be a way to make that ok, if i work really hard it won't matter, i can't do anything about it so i shouldn't look at it. also if he had someone to cuddle he'd be out like a light, guaranteed. ok that was more than one favorite, THANK YOU so much for the ask!!!
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withdenim · 11 months
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Hey so like maybe I’m the last to notice but i was watching with subtitles and I just realized that right before Lloyd throws the tomorrow’s tea he doesn’t say fear. He says fair. “Fair? Fair isn’t a word where I come from” which I’m losing my mind about a little.
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martyrbat · 1 year
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the snow queen
prev. / pt. 3 / next
(ID below cut)
[ID: part three. We continue from where we left off:
As they continued on their journey, they were visited from above. "Such a cold, cold day to travel, wouldn't you agree? Where are you going?" asked the crow. The Batman looked at the Snow Queen before he answered, "I'm still not quite sure." He looks up at the black crow soaring over their heads before it lands on his shoulder.
The crow hopped excitedly, unable to keep its secret. "I know, I know!" exclaimed the crow. "What you're looking for is up ahead at the Ice Palace. Just wait, just wait," said the crow. "First let me tell you a story. There's a man who would do anything to save the one he loved. But now he is the one who needs saving." Growing impatient, the Batman asked, "Is this who we're looking for?" "Could be, could be. See for yourself," answered the crow. "But you'll never get inside." With the taunted warning, the crow flies away.
Before them towered the palace in all its icy splendor. Giant stalagmite columns rising up to touch the sky. Walls formed by drifted snow and window slats cut from the cold winds. A fortress of impenetrable ice. Their final destination. And well guarded! Batman and The Snow Queen stand outside the magnificent castle before being ambushed by guarding dragons. They fight ferociously against Batman and, despite his bravery and efforts, he is unable to weaken them. The Snow Queen gently lays her hand on his shoulder, making him stop and to ponder.
The Batman grew weary and unable to defeat the monsters before him. But her soft touch caused him pause. She didn't bring him all this way to lose him. There was another way...
He stands with his new icy armor. He carries a giant shield and dons a protective helmet to block the monsters' attacks before throwing the frigid spear at them. The narration continues, When he struck them, the beasts shattered, breaking into a hundred pieces. She could now safely enter the palace with her guest by her side.
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v7n5 · 20 days
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It's absolutely devastating to me that we collectively agree that Howard has a praise kink but there's ZERO fanfic of him actually getting praised
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spearxwind · 1 year
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I was reading your tags on that one post about how you wish you could cull your follower count and uh… would it help if I unfollowed? I know I’m just one person but I thought I’d offer just in case….
oh, please dont do that! its very sweet of you to offer, but genuinely don't worry about it :]
I think a significant chunk of my follower count is things like bots or abandoned accounts, especially remnants from when i first joined, or people who followed me for fandoms and then ignore everything else i ever post (not that thats a complaint, mind you)
Also something that comes with having a large following is that some people who follow me will put me on a pedestal, and then try to make a big stink out of not 100% aligning with me, or people will outright be scared/intimidated by me, or they will think that because I have a large following they can just be mean or hold me to arbitrary standards or are entitled to things i post, its all honestly just really tiring. With the passing of time ive gotten a bit more harsh in setting my boundaries with these things, and i shut them down asap
and my following isnt even THAT huge, either. I cannot imagine what it must be like at higher numbers. I hope i never find out
Those are the kinds of people i was thinking about when I wrote the tags
its kind of a difficult situation, in general. I dont want to seem ungrateful, but numbers have a big hold on people, and ive generally found im much happier just considering myself a guy who posts things for a bunch of fellow freaks who enjoy it
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astrxealis · 8 months
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i am so obnoxious over bg3 but like. privately. bcs i'm still urgehafsjsh over how astarion is literally everything to me now and i really adore him but hi: i haven't played bg3. anyway. half-elf + bard maybe!
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#sorry. sorry. sorry to be so annoying but ASTARION.....#mr neil did so good voicing him all lines HIT. not a single bad one. oh man#i adore astarion's character from the outermost layers to the innermost i love his development and all the different scenes your choices#can lead to. how different he can be. how dramatic he can be how sarcastic how soft he can be. astarion.#wtf the obsession kicked in late...#bcs okay i learned of bg3 just. around tumblr. and what got me finally the Nudge to get into it was THE NEWS OF THE BEAR ASTARION THING#LMFAO and then i was like Oh Yeah hm maybe astarion will be my favorite (insert my thoughts here)#and then i learned more abt baldur's gate only Then and then got obsessed whooo but very normal#and sometime there my twin also got interested and whooo normally obsessed w bg/3/astarion and then got insanely obsessed#and here i was a few days ago or last week. normal. then all of a sudden i GOT... obsessed.......#astarion has consumed my every waking moment and i'm also in lov w the other characters. gale... karlach... shadowheart... etc...#and astarion has easily become one of my most favorite characters. which is not surprising at ALL#when you consider . every general factor of my favorite characters#+ how the story of how i came to like him is a STORY INDEED to tell ..... and how i got spoiled a bit too on some stuff but thats ok w me...#and my circumstances w my favorite games are real funny (for a lack of a better word) too i realize. oh man.#anyway. astarion. i adore him#it's unfair too i'm in my hozier era fully rn so. brain consumed#me listening to all of hoziers three albums (i adore hozier) and associating so many songs w astarion :/ like work song#idk. astarion reaaaaaally deserves hugs and love and and and i adore him
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zwei-rhunen · 5 months
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@lord-kefka-palazzo would this win you over on a new bird
Lucia, leading with a new Chocobo behind her: I'm getting Kefka his own company chocobo, because he keeps "bOrRoWiNg" Harold.
Kefka: I DONT WANT IT
Lucia: I cant think of a name, and he doesn't even want it. Any suggestions, Zwei?
Kefka, suddenly trapped in a transparent box, voice muffled: RETURN IT OR I'LL EAT HIM. I'LL CALL HIM FRIED CHICKEN, I WILL.
Zwei: .....
Kefka: *clenched fists going bangbangbangbang against the walls* LET ME OUT
Zwei: he could call it Lucia, so that he can mount it whenever he wants.
Kefka in his box, fist pulled back mid-swing, dead silent: ...
Lucia: ......
Zwei: 😃😄
*gets shot*
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llycaons · 6 months
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like the wu ming reveal was all very nice but since this all happened nearly a thousand years before the events of books 1, 3, and 5 its like...okay? everything about their relationship in the flashback I either found creepy or didn't care about 😭 ik some fans like the idea of a character so loyal he's willing to destroy a whole country on the word of his god slash crush but umm I do not! also hc disguising himself as the child who was hanging out with xl was so weird why did he do that. age gap creepiness aside it was just stupid and eliminated a chatacter I was really excited about. and it pissed me off when he kicked qyz off the sedan chair like let him sit!!! his single-minded focus on xl got so so old and his insistence on inserting himself everywhere was intrusive and annoying! to me. got real tired of his 'fuck everyone else I got dianxia' mindset. immature. annoying. and unfair
#lwj is reserved and cool to strangers but hes not actively malicious or sadistic#he cares about his family and home and students and music#he does ignore ppl more than I'd like but hes not actively dismissive like hc often is#a small moment from the book I liked was when he first encountered 'mxy' he nodded respectfully in acknowledgement#obvi this doesnt mean mdzs or the writing for him isnt homophobic. it is. it has its own issues. Ive never even reread mdzs#but I think tgcf is just a less serious and more shallow and wishy-washy romance at its core#AND lwj is literally less petty and vengeful thab hc is even tho what jc allegedly did was way worse than what fxmq did#and lwj has literally a reputation for being petty so it doesn't seem fair that hc doesn't#actually tho I think much of that came from drama viewers who saw a gay man being kind of a dick to the guy who 1. was a dick to him first#and 2. suicide baited his loved one so I maintain thats reasonable#hes not unfair or short w anyone else#wait I lost my sentence structure. drama viewers labelled him as petty for being reasonably dickish to the dude he hates for good reason#which IS homophobic. but the comparative scale of mqfx's offenses + the fact that it happened so long ago and xl has long since recovered#makes hc look way more petty and unreasonable. but its not reflected in fan treatment or desc of him. tbf he gets over it by the end tho#ik cunty is a fun word but its not the only accurate one#tgcf txp#mdzs txp
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kutiee · 7 months
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k this absolute mad man just won the mini marathon in japan TT-TT i'm so proud!! i believe it was in the live from your last set that maki & nicho mentioned he goes running every day after schedule, ooooh he's so impressive (sorry for coming into your inbox with this but i had to get this out TT)
HI OMG, NO DON’T SAY SORRY!!! I LITERALLY LOGGED IN HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING BECAUSE I SWEAR HES ACTUALLY INSANE
I’M SO PROUD TOO, I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MIND-BOGGLING IT IS TO ME THAT HE OUTRAN LEGIT MARATHON RUNNERS SO EFFORTLESSLY
Sorry for the all caps but I’m so genuinely shocked at everything kdjdhdhkdksksk 😭😭... I even saw pics of the contestants all passed out on the floor, drained after the marathon (y’know like a normal human) and K WAS JUST?"!"!($)$!"!"?"? GOING AROUND DOING INTERVIEWS AND POSING FOR PICS LIKE IT WAS JUST A WALK IN THE PARK?"!*!)##(!$!"!"?"?$??$! And he finished a minute earlier than the contestant in 2nd place.... holy shit what type of stamina does this boy have 😳
And he said he hasn’t been in a competition for 8 years which makes it even more 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯??? He’s inhuman, if I may say 😭 what even my god Im just kdhsusjjdjdk
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thedogeveryonehates · 2 years
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let-love-run-red · 9 months
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Brother: *posts photo of him with a full beard, grease on his face, wearing a hardhat*
Me: who is this 35 year old man and where did my 17 year old brother go
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dykesbat · 9 months
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i easily just wrote like ~300-400 words of analysis in like 15 minutes but struggled so so hard writing 200 words in like 2 hours.
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dyklopces · 10 months
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you're going to look at me and tell me fucking gerard way is a better lyricist. you're going to look me in the eye and say anyone let alone some white guy writes better lyrics than Pete fucking wentz.
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