you know how when you watch a new show/movie and you can feel the hyperfixation growing?

like it’s bubbling in your chest and you can’t make it go away no matter how hard you try?

no matter how much you try to ignore the media, or try to watch your old hyperfixation, it continues rising?

yeah that’s me with Nimona, right now.

I’ve been singing along to an American YouTube video with animated lego figures that the baby likes to watch.

“Everybody goes to the party. Even the baby can go to the party. It’s easy if you try, for any girl or guy, everybody goes to the party.”

Anyway, the lyrics didn’t entirely make sense and I didn’t pay loads of attention to the video but it did seem to be a house party because they were often in the bathroom.

Today I finally saw the name of the song written down “Everybody goes to the potty” Haha so much makes sense now! It’s been making me laugh all morning.

PSA: do not read a fic where your otp gets divorced. Especially when it’s 12 am and you’re exhausted. There will be a lot of crying and throwing your phone.

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

never forgive trigger for what they cut

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

I had an upsetting dream last night.