Family: what has you laughing?
Me: No reason...
What my mind fondly remembers for the past 3-4 years
I think it's been 3 years?? Anyways, this thing is stuck in my mind indefinitely and I love it 🥰
oh youre an OG OG follower
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as my sibling and I have a running quotes list, I would like to add some lines that I think would be pretty fun with Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Zack, and Cloud. enjoy.
Sephiroth
"All I know is MAIL"
"Who made blood?" "yes"
"one (1) singular street fight"
"so basically it's China or cancer"
"you're walking inordinately slow" (probably Zack or somethin) "WELL YOU'RE WALKING BIG WORD FAST"
"I don't discriminate" (Genesis,most likely) "but I do"
"there's a mistake" "unacceptable" "...that was yours"
"it feels like my brain is being deep-fried in acetone"
"hey, how's it going?" "terrible, thanks for asking"
"I'm like a twelve year old with dementia"
Angeal
"I'm not going to shotgun a caprisun"
"that's enough please, stop beating me with a pineapple"
"where can I put my taco??" "in your pocket" "w h a t"
"I like feeding the geese on my own terms, don't want em quacking at me"
"They're turkeys, but not cute turkeys (troublemakers) like my kids. no, these are turkeys that might get shot for thanksgiving and I'm not sorry about it"
"GET BACK HERE GERALD"
"WHO WOULD SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT, AT A FUNERAL?!"
"Mr Coach A, if you wan to be formal"
"...why are you pretending to smoke a pencil?"
"I'm not a priest, I had my chance"
"you can't make a worse drink if you only have water"
Genesis
"STOP TALKING OR I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR MOUTH"
"imagine grinding up someone's teeth! on the internet! for views!"
"my sexuality is a twister wheel"
"Heidegger likes ritz...?"
"HOJO CAN'T READ"
"are you saying that orphans are losers cause they're orphans??" "would you say they're winners then?"
"excuse you, I don't get any bitches because I have a *maiden*"
calling Catherine Howard, fifth wife of Henry the VIII a hussy
"we believe something is beautiful because it can end"
"tear me apart and make me your villain"
Zack
"nipulars"
"hypothetically, if sonic slapped a raw chicken 95,850 times in the span of 9.6 picoseconds (a picosecond is one trillionth of a second) the chicken would be cooked"
"are you about to have a breakdown or are you about to break it down?"
"gimme a spicy second"
"is it a bird? is it a plane? it's Vagina Man!"
"call me Shrek cause I'm swamped"
"prepare yourself, I'm gonna shit my pants"
"SUCK IT BOZO"
"meatghetti and spaghettballs"
"OKAY MR-I-KNOW-HOW-TO-READ"
"what's good for the goose is good for the other goose"
"they were a hero" "I didn't want them to be a hero, I wanted them to live."
"I'll fill you in on the baseball lore"
"there's a *Denny's*"
"the energy of a single banana"
Cloud
"start crying, you'll get sympathy points"
"I'M GOING TO DANCE ON YOUR BONES"
"HOW DOES WINNIE THE POOH AND TAOISM RELATE??"
"well guess what Joey; I can still punch you in the balls"
"I HOPE YOU'RE LONELY"
"you know, I didn't think I'd screw up a lot but here we go"
"we're doing ballet bitch"
"he's rich" "what else is he" "a present"
"I keep on saying prostitution instead of prosecution"
"why are we talking about Caesar like he's Regina George"
"upchuck...vomit...do the hokey pokey..."
"that REEKS of my point"
*playing video games* "I'm now bald, can rip out street lights, and use motorcycles as weapons" "and you start out with BALD?" "it's his most defining trait"
"SHUT UP YOU BITCH ASS HOBO"
there is more than enough for a part two btw
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Maybe this is too much content about the coloring book, I know I get tired of over-exposure to things being marketed to me…. But! Especially as the year winds down I want to make sure you all know how much you all have contributed. Every bit really helped, likes and comments, reblogs, shares and hilarious notes or tags were all essential not only to my fledgling business but for my personal joy and inspiration.
Second order of business, goals for next year: I hope to keep up the drawing/posting schedule, I hope to draw the ASOIAF men, I want to finish up some historical mermaids so I can create a coloring book for them, and hopefully around February I'll be able to release the second coloring book (most likely it will be Modern Fashion, based on the number of redesigns I have themed together), and of course start the journey to design costumes for House of the Dragon.
As always suggestions are welcome, but I can't make any promises. If you're particularly interested in a certain idea the most efficient way to jump the queue is a commission!
May you have a wonderful holiday season and happy new year! xxx
I am the artist! Do not post without permission & credit! Thank you! Available now: A coloring book, a coloring bundle, and open commissions!
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hey hi dear readers! just an update for y’all: i have a new chapter for the firefighter au that should be ready in the next day or so. but after that i might be missing in action for a little bit.
i am moving! and packing is taking up all of my free-time right now
i pinky promise i am not abandoning any of my works in progress! i still have the motivation to write them! just absolutely no time to sit down and actually do that until i’m all settled.
anyway, thanks for all the love and support. i can’t wait to get back to being able to write all the time for y’all! <3 forever and ever and always 😘
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