WHY did they do that TO STYDIA
I wish I knew.
Holland Roden did a great job bringing emotional gravitas to that scene.
But at what cost? It simply doesn't make sense.
Stiles would suspect that something was off with Lydia before she broke things off. So he would've asked her what was going on and would've worked through this dream (that could totally not be a premonition) so that they were together.
Teen Wolf spent six (!!!) seasons building up to Stiles and Lydia's romance just to tear it down in a follow-up movie. Now, there's a great chance that Paramount+ will order a sequel. Whether people are hate-watching it or not, the numbers count. So, by the time the next movie rolls around, Stiles and Lydia have resolved their issues (off-screen, likely), and Stydia is okay again.
Regardless, that new story doesn't erase the one this Teen Wolf movie told.
Stiles and Lydia's break-up felt like a shoehorned explanation for why Lydia hasn't screamed in a while. Surely, there's another approach to that story that would keep Stiles and Lydia's romantic relationship intact as a positive force in both of their lives after all the pain they've experienced. But guess not...
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Derek and Eli are a hale of a team. Stream Teen Wolf: The Movie now on Paramount+
Art By: Patience
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A Real, Legitimate Summary of the Teen Wolf Movie's Plot:
(I'm not joking, but you're going to think I am)
also, spoilers obviously...
Scott McCall works as a rescue dog saving victims from building collapses in LA
Mr. Harris, the long DEAD biology teacher for school somehow magically comes back from the dead and decides to get his revenge on Scott
Mr. Harris flies to Japan and robs a ramen shop that Liam & Fake-Kira Hikari own, because they decide to keep the nogitsune locked in a spice jar on a spice rack
The nogitsune brings Allison back to life, who has been dead for 15 years, and uses the oni to kidnap everybody to hold them hostage in a magic spirit realm located underneath the lacrosse field while scott & eli play a lacrosse game
The nogitsune's plan is to make the entire pack watch Allison shoot Scott in the heart and kill him, so that everybody will be sad and he can drink their sadness to become more powerful
Scott pretends to die, so the Nogitsune gets made and turns into a WEREWOLF-NOGITSUNE HYBRID MONSTER and attacks
The pack decides that the only way to kill the nogitsune (even tho the nogitsune was previously established to literally be unkillable) is to have Parrish hug him and set him on fire to death
For some reason, the werewolf-nogitsune hybrid monster won't stand still to die, so derek decides to literally SACRIFICE HIMSELF by holding down the werewolf-nogitusne and letting Parrish burn BOTH derek and the nogitsune to death
Derek literally burns himself to death right in front of eli and orphans him
Scott and Allison decide to adopt Eli and run a dog shelter in LA
The End.
(no, i'm not joking.....this actually happened. this was the movie. some of the worst fanfiction that I ever read watched in my life)
P.S the only good part of this really bad fanfic movie is that for the whole movie derek keeps saying that he hates stiles' jeep (and he doesn't explain why) and then at the end of the movie at derek's funeral, sheriff stilinski gives Eli the jeep and says that derek secretly didn't hate the jeep.
then he explains that after Stiles left it behind, Derek towed it back to his auto shop (because derek is a mechanic now btw????) and fixed up stiles' jeep literally so he could keep it for himself. and I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be some metaphor for derek not realizing he's in love with stiles until after stiles moves away and now all that he has left is the jeep????
so, canon!sterek yay!
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If I had a nickel for every time my favorite character died in a (hell)fire as a hero move, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice, right?
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Me, before reading spoilers: it can’t be that bad, right?
Me, after reading spoilers: oh.
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This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team
Coach: Next, Elias Hale
Eli: Hi-
Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski
Eli: I-
Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line!
Eli: But I'm not-
Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you.
Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played?
Coach: So?
Eli: …
Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.
Later that day:
Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in?
Eli: Actually, I did.
Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up.
Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname.
Derek: …
Eli: …
*Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game?
Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye.
Stiles: Did he just-
Derek: Idk, it's your kid.
Stiles: But-
Derek: ALL YOURS.
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