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The Ministry: Did you really think you were gonna have it intact all the time?
#ghost band#the band ghost#ghost#ghost the band#papa emeritus iii#terzo#terzo my beloved#I'm so sorry this is terrible#tearable even
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(Left to right) Me, having just made a really bad pun vs. everyone else in my vicinity.
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LOOK AT MY LOVELIES AUGH!!!!
#bad picture bc the pins are holo so :/ my b ig#oml the postcards are so cute..... i didnt know id get them and AUGH <3333#the lil side pictures on em are tearable <3 idk if i wanna do that but =w=bb#i already have qiao ling's side picture just printed on 2x a4 on my door but <33#kinda sad i didnt get lu guang but what can ya do <3#qiao ling is soso pretty aswell.....#darling im sorry i have to google your name still ill remember next time T-T#augh this is so exciting oml.....#the pins are pretty big aswell!! its so cool <3#sillyposting#and i got a message from customs that i have to pay a fee but that does mean that my rin keychain will arrive soon!!! YAYYAYYAY#i love buying things <3#anyway ill put lu guang and cheng xiaoshi on my main backpack and qiao ling on my lil bag which i mostly take to work <3#augh theyre so cool......#link click my beloved.....
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What did the cat say when it was asked to describe itself in two words in an interview?
Me Aww
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#synthetic paper for tags#synthetic paper for labels#non tearable tags#water proof tags#label and tags manufacturer#tags supplier
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Work Doodle Dump
#doodle#sketch#ball point drawing#artists on tumblr#yes alastor hazbin hotel is here#no i do not actually like hazbin hotel#yes i do want to turn him into a piece of paper and rip him apart with my teeth#i guess you could say he's TEARable 🥁#characters that embody middle school angst make me feral SORRY#don't read these tags#they are for ME#oh and the rest of the characters are OCs and coworkers#and my boss knows that I draw during work and is okay with it!#one of the drawings is of him!
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MY FLANNEL PANTS TORE AGAIN
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The Ways You Look
Blake: Hey, Jaune… What do you think of my outfit; Do you think it’s a little… much?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Well… First off it looks tearable.
Blake: It looks bad?!
Jaune: No, I said tearable as in: ‘Able to be torn.’
Blake: W-What are you talking about?
Jaune: I want to rip it to shreds.
Blake: What?! Why do you want to do that?
Jaune: Because it also makes you look breedable.
Blake: What?!
Jaune: Highly breedable.
Blake: …?!
Jaune: …
Blake: …
Blake: H-How breedable…?
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🍳 Let's eat!! 🍳
The preorders for Niki's Cookbook are now open!!
They will be closing in a month, on March 12~
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Could I request Cyno with an s/o that enjoys and tells dad jokes?
Imagine them teaming up and telling bad jokes to Tighnari and everyone else around them 😂.
I pity Tighnari in this scenario.. I really do..
Content: crack, if you want to call it that; just some funny stuff and bad dad jokes
Word count: 640 words
Hope I could deliver this the way that I pictured it in my head. Still, have fun with it!
If you are to date the one and only General Mahamatra Cyno, you WILL have to deal with his jokes one way or another
because by becoming his partner, you also gain the privilege to hear all the jokes he comes up with as the very first person
if you actually, honestly laugh at his jokes, Cyno is awestruck. He can't get another word out of his mouth for the next ten minutes straight, only stares at you
and if you were to actually share his humor and come up with such jokes on your own?
you better prepare yourself because Cyno might just propose to you on the spot
of course he would not do that, since you guys have only been together for a short time, but for him that was the moment he knew that he had to do everything in his power to keep you by his side and eventually, put a ring on your hand
After that, he was convinced that you were the one fated for him, the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with
he loves how you come to him all excited when you came up with a new joke
"Cyno! Cyno! I got a new one!"
"Oh really? Let's hear it then."
"Okay okay... I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
He looks at you and cracks a small chuckle, as he gets out his notebook where he writes your joke down to make sure he remembers it
He always makes sure to take you with him when he goes to visit Tighnari at Gandharva Ville
Because, and Tighnari hated to admit that, he actually likes you and the influence you have on Cyno, even though the both of you enjoy to torture him with those terrible jokes
Luckily though, you don't have the habit of explaining said jokes, that would always be Cyno's part to take over. And Tighnari truly hoped that it would stay that way. He and his sanity would not be able to handle two of the exact same sort
and while he had build up a pretty high tolerance over the years towards Cyno's bad jokes.. there's only so much the poor fox can take, especially now that he has to deal with two people
"Hey Tighnari, did you hear the rumor about butter?", you said, excitedly looking at him, while Tighnari just gave you a blank stare. "Well, I'm going to spread it!"
While Cyno let out a quiet laugh at your joke, the fox boy just looked at you, an expression on his face that could only be interpreted as 'are you serious right now?'
Then Cyno cleared his throat and went ahead to tell a joke of his own. ""Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind��it's tearable."
you snicker at that, when Tighnari suddenly stands up, not being able to take it anymore
"Both of you, leave. NOW!"
Let's just say neither of you were welcome at Gandharva Ville for the next two weeks straight.
But that just gave you both ample time to come up with even more jokes, which Tighnari would all get to hear eventually
Over time, people all over Sumeru would know you for one of two reasons. Either because you're the partner of their General Mahamatra, or as his "partner in crime", as some people began to call you, seeing as you torture the people around you with bad jokes as much as he does
If other people got a say in it, they would forbid both of you from ever talking outside of work, so they can maintain their sanity. But alas, that request didn't go through, so you and Cyno continue to tell terrible jokes both to each other and every person around you currently available
I had to actually research dad jokes for this one... I require compensation for the things I had to read...
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