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i saw someone on twitter say tyquan is already more productive than n’keal and HOLLERED
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my headcannon is that jon is fucking terrible at making tea. completely dogshit.
#magnus archives#tma#the magnus archives#my art#jonathan sims#jon tma#martin#martin blackwood#jmart#even tho he is British his tea is fucked#like what are you even good at#colander
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culture tips for writing asian settings: tea varieTEAs
atla's got major Tea Guy representation in iroh but let's be real, even non-tea guys are going to be drinking tea in an asian-inspired setting—you'd be served it instead of water most places. so, what kind of tea are you picking for them?
as an east asian reader, it can take me out of the setting to see the characters drink something like chamomile (from europe/west asia) or... most herbal teas, to be honest. ngl it was weird to see iroh in the show, characterised as a huuuuuuge tea snob, drink stuff like jasmine (it's fine it's just basic, is all! imo!) or like.... a random flower he encounters in the wild.
when we're talking tea, real asian tea, we're talking about the leaf of the camellia sinensis plant. the huge variety we have of tea is actually from the different ways of processing that exact same leaf. popular varieties include:
green: the leaf goes through minimal processing, can have a bright and even leafy/grassy flavour (examples: gunpowder, longjing aka dragon well, matcha, genmaicha)
white: also undergoes minimal processing, with a lighter flavour than even green (examples: silver needle, shou mei)
oolong: the leaf is semi-oxidised, curled, and twisted—can be characterised by a tanniny flavour with a bright aftertaste. my personal favourite! (examples: da hong pao, tieguanyin, dong ding, alishan)
dark (black): note this isn't the same as black tea as we think of it in english. the leaf is fermented to produce an earthy tea with a flavour like petrichor (examples: pu'er)
all the teas listed in the "examples" are fairly credible teas that i think a real tea snob like iroh would drink.
ok, but what about...
"black tea" as we know it in the west—assam and ceylon etc? this variety is actually called "red tea" in chinese. we don't drink it with milk but to be honest, i've just... never really heard of anyone drinking chinese red tea? which is why i've kept it off the list. (there's lapsang souchong, but i associate that with bri'ish people...) anyone who does drink it, let me know! on the other hand something like assam/ceylon, while extremely delicious and also asian, is a product of british colonialism and is consumed with milk. i think if you wanted to massage some of the traditions & have chai-drinking indian-influenced characters, though, that's cool!
do you actually not drink herbal tea? we do... but a lot of it is considered medicinal. we've got stuff like herbal "cooling tea" with ingredients like sour plum, mesona, or crysanthemum; tea that warms you up like ginseng or ginger. the whole concept of hot/cold in chinese medicine though... that deserves another culture post
camellia leaf murdered my family & i have a grudge against it; what else can my blorbos drink? there'a some good, tasty stuff made of wheat, barley, buckwheat, even soybean. wouldn't be egregious for the characters to drink that!
is milk sacriligeous? a real tea snob would think so, but a lot of asians nowadays are chill about milk in tea—usually in western-influenced red tea. hong kong, thailand, india, taiwan, and malaysia (among others) have their own cultures of milk tea, which has even become a democratic rallying point.
what do you think of iroh inventing bubble tea? my main issue with it is it's anachronistic! it was invented in taiwan in the late 20th century, but atla's set in the equivalent of the mid-19th century... you could also make arguments about whether iroh's too snobby about tea to invent it LOL
there's soooo much more i can say about all this so: keep your eyes peeled! i'll talk about medicine & tea ceremony in the near future <3
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#atla#atla culture#atla meta#avatar the last airbender#iroh#asian culture tips#tea#so i'm making this post as not QUITE a certified Tea SnobTM the way iroh is#but i do really love and enjoy many east asian teas#and i start every day off with a cup of strong milk tea (probably reflecting my own cultural heritage tho ;) )#and i do look down on white ppl tisanes. that shit aint good!!
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13 year old tea
designs // first meeting
shiny duo pokemon au "Pokémon’s Shiny Jewels Sun&Moonstone" by @wyvernspirit and I
#geminitay fanart#pearlescentmoon fanart#smallishbeans fanart#ldshadowlady fanart#mcyt#pokemon au#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#joel smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#sol art#artist on tumblr#A wild Lizzie enters the chat#And Joel I guess#Hey look guys it’s Barbie! ..and Ken#shes everything.... hes just ken#love you joel#They’re having tea.. in a tea shop.. as in.. it might be a teapot👀#Ooo is that a wild cameo of a Katherine Elizabeth I see?#Is that the champion- oh no nevermind he’s still missing#Who’s that mysterious guy? Itsssss a loser#a girl failure#the best story of the AU and it’s not even the main plot point#how long can one run from their responsibilities? 13 years apparently!#we love him tho#i swear#not tagging who tho lol#joel might just be the funniest character btw#happy tuesday upload!#pokemon shiny jewels sun&moonstone
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my big project is still underworks, so here's this silly comic :]
...they've both lost the one braincell, it's somewhere else
#the REALEST minecrafters defeat the weird evil entities with old memes#this comic was a feverdream of 3am work nights chugging tea#idek man#this was really fun tho haha#mumbo jumbo#grian#hermitcraft memes#hermitcraft#fanart#aeonfish art#memes#the watchers#evo
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now that i've spilled the beans to you all on what my irl day job is i should totally make a "REAL day in the life of Mr Lancer feat. Danny's inevitable IEP accommodations" fic
#danny phantom#i think tho if i did this#half of u would believe im making shit up#i've only been a high school teacher for one (1) school year and already the things i've witnessed...#i love my job and my students tho real tea#even when they try to punch each other and i have to explain for the 100th time that violence is wrong 🙏
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stopped by niconeco zakkaya in the east village!
#such a cute little shop#im ngl tho everything is so overpriced.. pretty sure i could get the same stuff for a fraction of a price from korea/japan#tea-tuesday#mine#studyblr#lawblr#study inspiration#nyc#new york city#east village#niconeco zakkaya#stationery#stationery freaks#light academia
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dating sim picrew thread!
what would YOU be like in a dating game? several dialogue options to choose from based on how you'd talk - or make one for a fictional character!
picrew link: here
no pressure tags: @true-deru @stigandr-the-cat @meggsngrits @kailali @fushigurro @auslanderka @chaotic-on-main @ceenthesis @giogama08 @heroesfan101 @koushuwu @prettyiwa @ricecrispiebirb & the entirety of planet earth if ya wanna!
#🌸-ani-irl#bubble tea date in the city YUP that's me!!!#this is a lie tho i'm flirty w people i have little to no interest in then shut down in front of ppl i rlly wanna impress lol#i went from loudest mf on the planet to shy uwu gorl when i met my bf lol#but anyway. he likes that i'm loud now LOLL#pls lemme know if you get tired of me tagging u - i just lose track of who does em and won't take it personally at all!!#picrew tag game#tag game#picrew chain
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STAY ★ TRUE || patreon print for dec / shop
#art tag#patreon tag#linocut#printmaking#block print#block printing#relief print#traditional art#linoprint#they should invent a baren i like more than my dented tea canister lid. the bamboo one is ok but the texture roughs up the paper#if only i wasn't allergic to spending money on better stuff#also i fuckin. hate speedball professional that shit sucks. gets fuckin tacky as hell even tho its oil base#what a nightmare. caligo you are my one and only love#i shouldve asked for one of those fancy clay or glass barens for christmas. you know the ones with the really smooth glaze...#ok anyway yeah this is the patreon print for december!#for once i wasn't very careful about the chatter so a lot of them have some bits on the edges. whatever its art#gotta remind people its all carved
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Do you think that Bowser will make Luigi pregnant?
Ehhh, tbh I've never really been into mpreg. If you like it, no hate, it's just not my thing. If that's what your searching for, I'm afraid you've found the wrong blog, my friend 😅
Have a hamster instead!
#not sure how to tag this#my au#luigi#bowser#bowuigi#sorry fam#*British voice* Not my cuppa tea#if ya like it tho cheers mate
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After finishing my psych assignment I treated myself to bubble tea! I also found a shop that sells second hand Japanese books, and I got these ones with pretty pictures of Paris and Western art ♡
#machi machi & laizé are my go-to bubble tea places 🧋💕 Why are they so overpriced tho asdfghjkl#langblr#Japanese#dark academia#light acadmeia#cottagecore#academia aesthetic#chaotic acadmeia#library aesthetic#studyblr#studyspo#study inspiration#psychology
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First day of NYFW for Yas... #freemthem 🤷🏾♀️
#ts4 render#ts4 edit#sims 4 render#black simblr#black simmer#yassah dump :)#oc: yassah#LITERALLY FREE THEM...#yas winning the idgaf war..#pettyimages.. LIKE GAG#why the mug tea tho..?#it's the paps in the back... he's sick#oc: luna#oc: isaiah#okay in love with how i edited everything#literally no templates just my mind fjgj#click for hq o.0?
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Rob Cantor Lyrics: wherever you go, it’s making me slowly, don’t leave it alone, don’t leave it alone you sound so much further on the phone, you fit so right, right next to me🎶
Joe Hawley Lyrics:
#TallyHall#Joe Hawley#Rob Cantor#both wrote good music tho#rob is so pop not my cup of tea but I love his voice#Joe music is good aaahgg#Fanart
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I’m a hardcore Jon-is-wretched-at-making-tea truther
A couple of drawings for @jonmartinweek day 4, Tea As Love Language | Beyond the Grave
Description in the alt text of each respective drawing!
#he that he still owns a container of tea for when Martin comes over tho#if they aren’t already living together here#also ignore the messiness#I was very occupied today#jonmartinweek 2024#the magnus institute#tma#tma Jon#tma martin#teaholding#jonmartin#jmart#tma fluff#tma spoilers???
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Ok but how could u just mention ballet au konig wants to rip her tights. Like I wanna see this. I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH
Genuinely I had to go back and read my own tags how did you find that I hid it so well.
Ballet!König is my favorite creature man, I think of him often and keep forgetting to write for him. Here's some good old fashioned tights ripping for you :)
König's fingers tug at your tights, his teeth biting the sheer material to make a hole before he rips the seam open with a truly satisfying 'rrrrrip'. He stares at the pink leotard under it, his thumbs holding the seam open as he breathes heavily. His eyes dart to yours and he swallows thickly, you blink at him. The embarrassment of having him physically rip your clothes is almost more than you can handle. He presses his face against your mound, breathes you in with a satisfied groan, and licks a stripe up your slit through your dance clothes.
"König, wai-" There's another ripping sound, his fingers curling and pulling against your thigh, putting another hole in your tights. You don't know why it makes you arch, your hands flying to his hair to hold him close as he continues wetting your leotard with his tongue. He moves his hand under your thigh, coaxes you to hitch it over his shoulder only to rip yet another hole in the back of your tights. He's teasing you, letting you feel the slick pressure of his mouth, the heat of his breath, letting you hear his desperation, without actually touching you.
You look to the side, watching yourself in the floor to ceiling mirrors of the practice room. The way your chest rises and falls, the way König hunches over you, the way your skin presses against the ribbons of nylon still hanging on to you, you can even see König's cock straining against his sweats. After hours in the company studio, you'd thought he'd want to practice your pas de duex, not- You whine as he pulls your leotard between his fingers and his teeth and rips.
"Naughty, naughty, Schatz," He tuts, stroking his fingers along your dripping cunt "you really should wear underwear to work." You both know you're not the only ballerina in company to leave the house with one less layer, but that doesn't stop the heat that ripples over your skin at his chastising. His tongue flicks against your clit without the fabric barrier and you moan, feeling the heat of it clench deep in your stomach.
He presses a finger into you as he sucks on your clit, big and thick and reaching further than yours ever could. You buck your hips into his gentle thrusts, desperate, whining. He reaches around your leg to rest his arm against your stomach, holding you down. You're not a weak person by any measure, but neither is he, and the strength he exerts to keep you in place as he licks you is disastrous for your ability to think. The same hands that lift you so carefully, so effortlessly, keeping you still while he pulls back and eases a second finger into your slick cunt.
You whine and whimper for him. Tight heat steadily builds in your stomach as he scissors and thrusts his fingers in tandem with the roll of his tongue. The all too pleasant ache of being stretched is starting to make you sweat, still in all your clothes built for warmth. You can feel your hair starting to come out of its bun from all your wiggling on the floor. "König please," You beg, even knowing your pleas are going to fall on deaf ears.
"One more, don't want to hurt you," König mumbles, taking a moment to bite the untorn tights on your other leg and rip. You can feel your wetness on his lips, on his tongue when he licks your freshly exposed skin. Despite the promise of another finger, he curls the two already inside of you. You bite your lip, try to keep your voice down until he presses against that soft spongy spot and you hum out your pleasure, attempting to arch your back under his iron grip. He coos praises down at you, and those are somehow worse than the chastising. Your cheeks are hot thinking about the dancers that were in this room earlier, the ones that would return tomorrow, what would they think if they knew you were dripping all over the floor from your lead's fingers.
A third finger presses into you, stretching you with a delicious little burn. Full, but not in the way you want to be. Not in the way König knows you'll beg him for. He twists his fingers in and out of your cunt, working your clenching heat open. His eyes never leave your face, even as his tongue laps at your sweet folds. He can never get used to the way you fall apart for him. The way your little whines turn into panting pleas.
He never seems to stretch you out enough to not ache when he pushes his girthy cock into you. Always wants you to feel every inch, every vein, of it as it splits you open. It's no fun if he doesn't see the little spark of pain in your eyes when you raise your leg or drop into the splits. No fun if he can't fold you in half and hear you sob as he fucks into your tight little hole, begging for more from him. Always so greedy his little ballerina. You clench around his cock so nicely, gummy walls dragging against his length, so desperate to hold him inside. God you're gorgeous falling apart for him, legs shaking and head thrown back as you cum on his cock. He never has to slow his thrusts, he knows you can take it, knows you're as desperate for him to cum and fill you up as he is.
Pretty little ballerina. He loves watching his cum drip out of you, staining your already ruined clothes. Watching you dance is a treat, but knowing he'll have you like this afterwards? Well, that makes it all the better.
#I think König has a ballerina kink he's been neglecting#or like a tights kink because he is absolutely feral for this#minors dni#könig fanfiction#könig x reader#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig mw2#könig x f!reader#x reader#cod x reader#ballet au#König is a feral feral man#horrible creature of a man#darling has sweats in her dance bag but dude she cannot go home like that#really funny because I think she lives with other ballerina roommates#and they all are shocked and appalled that she and König fucked in the studio#it's good tea tho girl so keep spilling what else did the man do
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