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Cale, lying on a bed of money, relaxing with a glass of wine: Nothing can make me get up and do anything.
Also Cale the moment someone's in trouble: *throws the glass away, money packed neatly into his safe again* Don't die on me! I'll save you because I know my own limits and will definitely not throw myself into danger!
Cale, again: *throws himself into danger, albeit... calculatedly*
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Alver: did it hurt?
Cale: lemme guess. When i fell from heaven?
Alver: when you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
Cale: ...
Alver: marry me
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cale: i’m naturally funny because my life is a joke
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Cale, when others making troubles : I sleep.
Cale, when current villains are involved : Real shit.
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People of Tumblr! I need recommendations of a Deruth bashing fanfic. As I need to see my baby Cale cry... no really I need some angst. Please help I'm desperate T-T
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When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.
No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.
To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.
When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???
When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it
[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]
When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like
“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀
THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.
And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???
AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?
Just-
Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*
The enemies:😨
The allies:😨
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The Soos embody that "childhood friends who have witnessed every embarrassing moment in each other's life and are so used to each other's bullshit they don't question any of the actions the other does anymore" energy
And I have receipts for this:
Cale: *stops the Plaza Terror Invident and coughs up blood for the first time*
Choi Jung Soo and Sui Khan: *pops party poppers* congrats to our dongsaeng he did it! Now let's cut the cake
God of Death to Choi Jung Gun: they prepared the "Congrats Cale on Fucking Up Your Slacker Life Again" banner 3 weeks ago. Cale hadn't even planned on going to the plazza yet
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God of Death: Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated and Choi Jung Soo became a wanderer
Cale: of course they did I should have foreseen this
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Sui appears as a hawk beastman: sup
Cale: ........ damn it I thought you were gonna be a baby
Sui: missed you too <3
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Choi Jung Soo: *crashes from the ceiling right in front of his friends who have been looking for his fugitive ass for weeks*
Cale: oh we found him
Sui: *mild annoyance but not surprised*
Choi Jung Soo: hi guys
#the soulmateism of soos should be studied in a lab#they have reached ultimate best friends level#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#choi jung soo#lee soo hyuk#kim rok soo#sui khan#soos#tcf soos#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes
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Alberu, having dinner with Cale
Raon: Cookie prince, how's food?
Alberu: It's great, Raon-nim. Send compliments to the chef
Raon: Okay
Raon, teleporting to the kitchen: You look cool when you hold your long sword
Beacrox: ...alright
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Cale in a world where strength is the most important thing: ✨I am weak✨
Also Cale when someone looks down on him in that world: *dominating aura*
#Cale. you can’t tell others that you’re weak and be respected at the same time#you’re still in Murim#cale henituse#cale#tcf incorrect quotes#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#Cale: Do as I say. not as I do#Choi Han/Raon/anyone: When are you going to do as you say then?#Cale: I’ve been trying since chapter 1.#Anyone: …
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Lcf fandom: *Sobbing their eyes out because of a new post deep diving into cale's trauma*
Normal people: Good god- are you okay!?
Lcf fandom: *talking through the tears* no- no, this is great. In fact, do you have more?
#lcf#lout of the counts family#lout of the count’s family#lcf fandom#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf incorrect quotes
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Cale In Lockdown Be Like:
Raon: Human, you must stop getting hurt all the time, or- or...!
Cale: Or...?
Raon: ...or we will lock you up in your room! With 3 meals a day!
Cale: *eyes shining* You mean I wouldn't have to go outside?
Choi Han: Cale-nim, no....
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#cale#tcf cale#tcf humor#humor#tcf hilarious moments#incorrect tcf#incorrect quotes#this really did happen tho lol#as an introvert i can't say i do not relate but like#cale sweetie that really isn't the point here
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Cale, coughing up blood yet again: Don't worry about me, I'm fine! Really, everything's going all according to plan!
Everyone else: Pray tell Cale-nim...how can we NOT worry when every single plan you have ends up with you bleeding out like this!?
Cale, half-dying: TRUST ME!!!!
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Meeting your future self:
Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life.
Future! Cale: I wish that, too.
Cale: wh...why?
Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?
Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.
Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!
#tcf#tcf novel part 2#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf incorrect quotes#tcf meme#tcf humor#cale henituse#choi han#may Cale’s slacker life rest in peace#he should've just let Choi Han beat him
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how would you rate your pain?
Cale: zero out of five stars, would not recomend
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"Who got you smiling like that?"
Cale: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.
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Alberu: Cale, I need you to attend this ceremony. Not only the nobles, but the citizens want to see you too.
Cale: *ignores him and continues reading a book while nibbling on chocolate cookies*
Alberu: haa, this dongsaeng (headache) of mine...
Alberu, rubbing his brows: ...one golden plaque
Cale: *while reading his book* hmm, the characters are sort of cheap
Alberu, grinding his teeth: okay...three golden plaques
Cale, immediately getting up and fixing his clothes: when are we leaving, your highness?
#cale is like a cat#he may have all the luxuries in the world but he will still like a cardboard box (golden plaque) better#money is happiness#relatable Cale#cale henituse#alberu crossman#trash of the count's family#tcf incorrect quotes#lout of the count’s family
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