“This fiction could be used to groom minors!”

I hate to break this to you but literally any type of fiction can be used to groom minors. Even “unproblematic” fiction.

Alright but they way that my tiny touch-starved being is, I can imagine how comfy hugs are from each set of twins-

Plain ol’ twins; just barely hiding in their coats as they hug you from the front-

Droids; might be a lil cold from the metal but I bet they got some heat core tomfoolery to warm the both of us up-

Eldritch; I’ve always wanted to know what hugs from shadows and feathers both feel like, just being lost in their innumerable wings, claws, scales and whatnot- every hug could be different depending on the day!

Driders; fluffy back and legs + the little clicks and buzzes they make when they’re happy, sign me up-

Hydreigons; wrapped up in their six wings to the point where you can’t tell human from hybrid-

I want ALL OF THEM to help my attention-starved existence. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

-lemon tea anon 🍋 🍵

Honest to god that's how I feel 🥲 Lemme just have hugs from my boys, pretty please-

I always thought the image of the twins having a small darling would be really cute- Like Emmet is hugging you and then he just wraps his long coat around you and you're squirming trying to escape while he's laughing- A Depot agent comes up to see what all the commotion is about and Emmet shushes them, telling them to be real quiet like- Before he asks the Depot Agent if they'd like... to purchase... a Darling- And swishing his coat open to reveal you glaring at him. Woe be unto the Depot Agent that actually tries to purchase you though. You're priceless to your sweethearts, after all. Ingo loves hugging you, or using you in the middle of the day as a pillow to squeeze while he rests his head. He'll wrap both of you in his coat- It makes a lovely impromptu blanket.

I decided to say the 'droids have quantum computers inside of them- But if you don't know, quantum computers... In their current states require temperatures as close to absolute zero as we can possibly get in order for them to work. So if they do have qubits running their brains, they are probably venting a lot of heat all the time- Especially because they have a generator inside of them as well. Hugging them is toasty, and during the Summer they are extra toasty. Of course they also run on pokemon-logic, so maybe they just have some NeverMeltIce jammed into those processors of theirs. I have also been playing around with some- Dare I say, body horror- that might get invoked with their physical interactions with their darling. But I digress; Their hugs are generally toasty, and they will grab you from afar to pull you in for one.

Eldritch boys just constantly hold you. The rare times you're alone, you can almost always feel their presence- Lurking in the shadows and out of sight- And sometimes you get pulled into darkness when you step into the shadows- Only to find yourself in Gear Station, being held by Ingo. "I missed you," He explains, tendrils and shadows coiling around you. His body dripping with the inky void that makes up his true form. Emmet grows jealous, and takes you away the moment he can. Whining as he holds you against him, a thousand voices wondering why you didn't ask him to come cuddle you too? He wants your affections- He's far softer than his brother, and prettier too! And then they spend your sleeping hours curled around you, a bed of fluffy feathers and scales and ink and light, cradling you in their claws and arms- Their precious soulmate. Their darling soulmate.

Driders have a difficult time with the hugging thing- Humans are much shorter than them, and though they have their four arms and their pedipalps, it's difficult for them to hug you- But you can hug them easily, especially if you're riding on their back. It's a place of honor, really- To be allowed on their fluffy back side, cuddling them while being carried everywhere. Their only complaint is that they cannot look at you. Though that is easily fixed. They can hug you easily by placing you in a hammock of webbing, or trapping you under them... They can also carry you- Supporting you in one set of arms and hugging you close with the other pair, kissing you with their spider mouths.

The hydreigon boys have an easy time hugging you- You just have to avoid being nommed on by them. Being bitten is their love language. Bite them back. They'll bite you in their sleep, they'll bite you while they're awake- They'll trap you in a cage of their wings, enjoying the fright on your face- That looks to them like adoration. Together, the six wings become twelve, and they lock you against them- Snapping at each other if they think the other is causing you discomfort. They kiss you, nursing on your skin, refusing to let up- Nesting with you in a lovely bed they've prepared of furs and moss and bones and flowers, while your feet are wrapped up in their tails.

Fruity Bubbly OC Asks

🍓Blueberry Pomegranate: what colors does your OC gravitate towards? Do they hate wearing a certain color? Is their wardrobe made up of one color or are they all over the place?

🍉Watermelon Lime: how spontaneous is your OC? Are they willing to do things spur of the moment? Do they need to have a plan or can they go with the flow? 

☕Coffee Black Cherry: what is something your OC does seems very normal for them but very strange for others? Is it merely a habit or much more important to their life? How often do they do this?

🍋Limoncello: what is a flavor that your OC can’t stand? What’s their favorite? What is something they can always eat? What is something they’ve tried multiple times but always disliked?

🥝Raspberry Acai: how neat is your OC’s handwriting? Do then enjoy folding and putting away their clothes? What does their closet look like?

🥒Strawberry Cucumber: how long does it take your OC to fall asleep and wake up? What time of the day are they most functional? Do they get a lot of sleep or are they working off of a couple hours?

🍑Peach Honey: what mannerisms show how comfortable your OC is with someone? What are the differences in the way they talk? Will they become more affectionate or withdrawn with certain people?

🍊Mango Black Tea: what is one event that your OC really enjoys? What situation makes them shut down? How often do they encounter an environment that suits their temperament? 

🍈Cantaloupe Pink Grapefruit: is there one particular character trait that your OC embodies? What is a trait that they value most in others? What is one trait that they share with another character? 

🍎Apple Cranberry: if your OC was a flower, what would they be? If they were a fruit, what would they be? If they had to turn into one animal every other new moon, what would they choose? 

🍵Half Tea & Half Lemonade: what is a goal your OC is working towards? Do they have smaller goals as well as something large? What progress have they made? Are they open to revision or adamant about what they need to accomplish?

🍓because I’m a slut for compliments even though I never believe them and I think it’ll be funny for your followers to see what you say about me

y'know it's not fun to give compliments to someone who already told you they won't believe you :c /lh

but jokes on you because that won't ever stop me

You're 🦐-ly the zest 🍋 thing that's ever happened to me, you have a 🍕 of my heart, I love you from my head 🍅🍅. You're so talented and smart and funny and lovely and million other things I would never finish if I listed them all. You always manage to make my day better and I never smile more than when I'm talking to you. Also your art is amazing you cryptidfucker, everytime you post something I get blown away by how talented you are. You hate puns and yet still talk to me and I think that's pretty spec-🌮-lar of you. You're 🍐-fect and an absolute cu-🍵. I don't k ow how to make you believe me how a🌽ing you are but by god I won't ever stop trying

I think the reason why I get really annoyed at the “this fictional content isn’t ok because it glorifies/romanticizes (x)” is because like…not all fictional content is made for educational purposes. Some fictional content is made purely for self-indulgent purposes or for escapism.

not only that but to a point it kinda gives off the vibes that the person making that argument relies solely on fictional content to guide their morals and tell them what’s right and what’s wrong, which I don’t think is the case for people arguing this point but still, that’s just the vibe I get.

I think the argument of “it doesn’t matter if it’s fiction it’s still gross/wrong/etc” is really weak

it does matter. If a piece of fictional content is made with only fictional characters in said content, no one is being hurt by it being created or existing. Those characters are fictional and not real people.

That is what matters. Not whether you personally think it’s “iffy” or not, whether an actual living breathing person was harmed in the creation of that fictional content

and if no real person was involved in said fictional content? I’m going to be blunt, your personal discomfort does not matter.

i hate when people acknowledge that it’s ok to make messed up fiction only to follow that up by saying that you should keep it private instead of posting it on the internet.

Like it just doesn’t make sense to me. Messed up fiction is allowed to exist publicly on the internet. Just because you personally think it’s immoral doesn’t mean anything.

if it’s triggering then I’m sorry but any work of fiction can be triggering can be triggering to anyone, even the fiction you personally like.

You’re always going to find fiction you personally don’t like on the internet. It’s not creators jobs to keep that fiction private just because you personally think negatively of it. It is your job however, to curate your experience. Block tags, block people, scroll away. I promise you that will be so much better (and helpful) for you than telling people that they should keep certain types of fictional content private lol.

ok so I was rewatching Madokami’s Magia Record transformation and I gotta say

I LOVE this shot of Madokami.

making the shot blurry and so far away from Madoka paints her as this enigmatic figure who no one can get a clear close up picture of (similar to cryptids kinda).

This shot could also be in Homura’s perspective, showing how when Madoka became a god in Homura’s eyes she became so so far away from her.

not to mention the blurriness of the shot could represent how we’re not supposed to know if that’s truly madoka, perhaps representing how everyone’s memories of her was wiped when she became a god, only leaving faint traces of her existence (Madoka’s mom telling Homura that if she had a daughter she’d have her wear the red ribbons Madoka gave to Homura, and Madoka’s little brother sketching out Madoka in the ground).

this shot feels almost dream like, and almost nostalgic. Like you know who that’s supposed to be but you can’t quite grasp at who they actually are.

it’s kinda concerning that whenever someone has been outed as being a horrible person I have to play the game of “have they actually done horrible stuff or did they just make/like some weird fanfiction?”

me resisting my urge to write for batfam x reader stuff specifically just because there seems to be a major lack of gn/male reader batfam content:

yeah sorry, your fandom got a hold of your canonically bisexual character and are now acting as if they are only straight or gay. So sorry :(

honestly maybe I’ll feel differently after playing through penacony but honestly i feel pretty indifferent towards firefly, even after being spoiled that she “dies”. Like sure she’s a cute character but nothing more to me.

which is why I’m so confused as to why so many people to seem to be so emotionally attached to her that some firefly fans are comparing themselves to friggin Otto from HI3 lol

I do kinda quirk my eyebrow at how toh had the message of “being weird is ok!” and yet barely utilized their less human-looking characters (except for king and his dad, and I don’t even think they utilized papa titan well)

(here are examples of what I mean by less human looking characters)

How can I express that people saying the “proship vs antiship fandom discourse is useless” and the “proship and anti labels are stupid/useless” makes me want to roll my eyes so far back into my head that I actually get to see what’s inside there without making it seem like I’m trying to start a fight?

because like I get it, I really wanna say this discourse is stupid and pointless and that the “proship” and “antiship” labels should have never been created but unfortunately people’s lives have been ruined thanks to this “discourse” so I don’t think it’s as “pointless” as some people make it out to be.

like…i don’t know what to say other then…cool. Your think the proship and antiship labels are pointless. Cool, you think this discourse is pointless. You want a cookie for reaching that conclusion?

it seems kinda odd to be how iffy some people feel about Becky’s crush on Loid.

like I get it I really do but kids in real life get puppy love crushes on the adults in their lives all the time. It isn’t really a problem it’s just something that happens, it only becomes a problem with the adult reciprocates those feelings, and Loid clearly isn’t lol.

please please please please PLEASE I am BEGGING people:

stop using terms meant for abusive material of actual children when you referring to content of fictional characters. You are implying that fictional characters are as much victims as the actual children who are abused when CSEM is made of them.

You are not helping victims as much as you might think you are by doing this. Knock it off.