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skz-vivi · 4 months

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abilities and skills !

she can play the piano, the violin and the guitar.

she knows how to rollerskate and skateboard.

she has a diverse vocal range being the second deepest voice but can also direct her voice to go high.

she can fake cry on the spot.

she is very quick in learning choreos.

her dance style is having sharp, clean movements.

it isn't hard for her to think of a freestyle on the spot.

she is great with little kids.

her aim is very accurate which made her pique an interest in archey.

she can keep her eyes open for a long time without blinking.

she has really good reflexes and intuition.

it is really easy for her to win debates as she has very good thinking and argumentative skills.

interests, hobbies & habits !

she doesn't particularly watch anime but one of her favorite tv shows is 'the disastrous life of Saiki K'.

she’s very interested in fashion. she also likes to draw. by merging those two hobbies together, she sometimes draws clothing designs.

she goes crazy during karoake.

she is the biggest fan of sanrio and has lego pieces of hello kitty, kuromi, cinnamon roll, pochacco and chococat in her dorm.

once she falls a sleep, she'll be lost in a dream forever unless force is used to wake her up.

she tends to zone out a lot.

she adores baking (even though it may not always turn out cooked).

she loves watching kids shows like total drama, miraculous ladybug, victorious and more.

she can differentiate people by how they walk up the stairs (she used to sneak her phone a lot when she was younger).

her favourite youtubers are the beta squad.

she loves loves loves roblox and will never stop talking about it.

when eating, she either eats in humongous bites or stuffs everything down at once.

she has the habit of when someone asks her to do something, she says no but will do it anyway.

she is a foodholic and a sugarholic.

she owns a pink polaroid camera (gifted by hyunjin) she takes everywhere as she loves photography.

she tends to be quite sarcastic.

she has a habit of being loud in general: when talking, laughing, sneezing etc.

miscellaneous !

she auditioned online with tell me by wonder girls.

she joined jyp entertainment in 2019, when she was 18 years old.

she trained for 1 year and 4 months.

she is the 1st nigerian kpop idol.

she is called an ace, the nation's barbie and charisma queen by netizens.

her nicknames given by stay are 떡토끼 (mochi bunny), london princess, 별얼굴 (star face), jelly girl and chubs.

her nicknames give by her band mates are chatterbox, mimimimi (the cartoonish sleeping sound), mickey mouse and cheeks.

she is close with all of the groups under jype and she is also close with tomorrow x together's soobin, le sserafim's yunjin, enhyphen's jungwon, aespa's giselle, and soloist chaeyeon.

her role models are her parents, bang chan and Jesus.

she is a very strong Christian and reguarly goes to church.

her favourite colour is pink.

when she was younger, she wanted to be a paediatrician or an actress.

she has ranked on tc chandler's 100 most beautiful faces ever since she debuted. she ranked 86th in 2020, 63rd in 2021, 31st in 2022 and 11th in 2023.

pre-debut, her favourite kpop groups were: twice - her bias being jihyo; red velvet - her bias being joy; gfriend - her bias being umji and shinee - her bias being taemin.

motto: "love always".

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we-survive-endlessly · 4 months

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K-Pop Recap Of 2023!

Tagged By: @toxicrevolver Thanks friend 💚

Groups You Started Stanning?: Most obvious would be my beloved Peak Time groups, but also AB6IX, CIX, and The Boyz!

New Ult Biases?: Hongjoong got promoted from bias to ult bias, so now he’s keeping Taemin and Taeyong company 😂

Idol(s) Who Got The Most Of Your Simping?: Definitely Hongjoong and D1 lol

Most Streamed Group(s): Kingdom, Ateez, DKB, NCT Dream, AB6IX

Most Streamed Soloist(s)?: Taemin, DPR Ian, Woodz, Key, Kang Daniel

Top K-Pop Song(s) Of This Year (Opinion Or Streaming, You Choose): I’m gonna list my most streamed to make it easier on myself. Choosing is hard 😅

Turning Point by DKB (Peak Time Soundtrack)

Bouncy by Ateez

Doesn’t Matter by Sevenus (Peak Time Soundtrack)

Meos (The Real) by DKB (Peak Time Soundtrack)

SOS by Kang Daniel

Long Live The King by Kingdom

Prime Time by Vanner (Peak Time Soundtrack)

Halazia by Ateez

Sober - Remix by DKB

Performer by Vanner

Top Debut This Year: Picking one is too hard 😭 I really loved EVNNE, Hori7on, Lun8, N.ssign, Primrose, Sevenus, Xikers, Xodiac, and Zerobaseone’e debuts!

Choreographies You Learned: I don’t dance, but the choreo for the chorus of Bouncy by Ateez plays in my head every time I hear it. Same with Shalala by Taeyong.

Albums/Merchandise You Bought: Jesus, probably close to 150 albums and I don’t even wanna know how many pcs because it was WAY more than that 😅

New Kpop Mutuals You Made?: Quite a few, and I adore each one of you 💚💚💚

Tagging (no pressure, I have no idea who has already done this): @ambivartence @sunminshine @sunmisbf @onmywayv @the-sunshine-dragon @dkbtho @dakbees @apencilandpen

#this one was so fun omg #Rae’s recreation #obsidian🎶🖤

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cilginfillermigoruyorumne · 5 months

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If kpop was a religion, he would be its jesus.

#taemin #lee taemin #kpop #Shinee #me.#Spotify

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sternbilder · 4 months

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Ranking my favorite 2023 K-pop comebacks

I feel like 2023 was a year where I followed kpop comebacks especially diligently bc of my newfound interest in dance, and since it's 2024 this means an entire year has passed now of This

here's a list of my 10 personal favorite title tracks this year, happy new year all!

The Top Ten

1. Monsta X - "Beautiful Liar"

listen. when I said

in january of last year I meant it with my whole ass and I stand by it an entire earth year later. this song fucks So hard

firstable Yes I'm sad this is their last cb with most of the group in a while but also jesus what a banger to go out on

I love the guitars, the looks everyone is serving, the funky little twist in the song structure after the second verse, plus thinking always about lovemelovemelovemetellmetellmetellme + the chains + kihyun with a literal goddamn whip + the gunshot sound effects punctuating joohoney's verse. chefs kiss

2. Taemin - "Guilty"

god taemin is back and you can just feel the catholicity through the screen. the haunting vocals. the delicious string textures throughout (the way the arpeggios shift to pizzicato for the second verse!). the 6/4 time (the only choreo I learned this year that was not to an 8 count). the fucking through the shirt grab. the bridge which they extended in the MV specifically to squeeze in Even More Yearning™.

this is a perfect cb and I will say the rest of the album is also flawless and my favorite out of this list. honestly this probably would have been first if not for the fact that I personally just liked beautiful liar so goddamn much. thank you taemin. no notes.

3. SHINee - "HARD"

aka the song I previously described as "2 baddies, but Good" (no really, they have same key signature & near identical song structure. listen to them side by side with HARD on .95 speed if you don't believe me)

anyway, like 2 baddies this is SM-flavored af but I love the old school hip-hop vibes in HARD soooo much. I've had some people tell me they found it weird and off-putting but to me it's effortlessly cool but also earnest and just. fun? (not only the music but also the visuals? hello? the fashions in this MV) def gotta be one of my most played this year

4. Lee Gi Kwang - "Predator"

ok now for a dark horse pick. I feel like in the borderline 5th gen landscape nowadays older groups are often forgotten (even though hello! 2nd gen bgs are back from the military now and are having a Moment) so people perhaps understandably overlooked this one but god this song is a bop.

is it just criminal by taemin part 2 but less sexy and with a lower budget? yes. but the song is an absolute bop and the choreo slaps in its own right so imo it's a very worthy homage especially given it captures its exact gender of "pathetic sadboy making horny mistakes and needing to dance abt it" so so perfectly,

5. Exo - "Cream Soda"

tbh not what I was expecting from an exo comeback and I was surprised that I ended up liking this so much given I didn't really care for the prerelease tracks, but the more I listened the more this grew on me?

ofc it's an exo track so the vocals are 100 emoji but the chorus and melodies are simply addictive and the choreo for this one is also just a ton of fun (the sexy little head swipe,)

also I love the outfits in this MV (everyone keeps saying this is the Weed aesthetic but honestly? with korea's whole Thing? this is exo's macklemore-style thrift shopping and/or raiding grandma's attic for hidden midcentury treasures phase. to me.) but thank u @ the universe specifically for giving us back silver haired baekhyun. bless.

6. VIXX - "Amnesia"

another underrated release tbh! this initially gave me guilty vibes w/ the abundant use of pizzes since they were released around the same time but I also just independently love this song

I feel like it's a very mature song that takes itself seriously but not in an overly self-absorbed or cheesy way (another comparison I might make is to leo's losing game from last year), the chorus is poignant and hits hard because it's so earnest—maybe especially so since they were down to 3 with this cb—but man that melody is just so gorgeous, like it haunts me

7. Dreamcatcher - "Bon Voyage"

ok if I'm gonna be real it wasn't a great year for my faves—while I liked OOTD and reason they weren't top 10 worthy for me, mx had 1 excellent release before having most of its members yoinked by the military, and I didn't love either of oneus's cbs this year

that being said! I did still like bon voyage! while I preferred the first 2 in the trilogy it still felt like a good and fitting finale, bittersweet and full of equal parts regret and hope

in many ways it feels like a harkening back to classic dreamcatcher with the Big Anime Opening Vibes™ but more somber and grown up, an unexpected summer anthem from these queens,

8. TXT - "Sugar Rush Ride"

it's been a busy year for txt and while I'm not super familiar with them and their releases are sometimes a bit hit or miss for me, when they do hit they HIT

I actually considered chasing that feeling for this list too but despite adoring the take on me-ness of it I ended up nixing it after adjusting for recency bias

sugar rush ride though, I feel is a bop that stood the test of time with its catchiness and surprisingly dark undertones, and is also one of my favorite choreos I learned this year by far like. come on. it's the epitome of Boy Group Hot.

9. Taeyang - "Vibe"

this song lived rent-free in my head for MONTHS, god it's so catchy

I actually missed when my local studio taught this song but I liked the choreo so much I learned it on my own which, predictably since it literally features 2 main dancers, was not easy but extremely worth it bc just like the song itself it's just really fun

other than that what can I say. the MV is nothing special but otherwise it's just a really solid song with Big feel good energy.

10. Kiss of Life - "Shhh"

ok,,,,,,,I don't really follow rookie groups that closely bc generally I don't feel like I'm the target audience but. out of this year's new groups I did especially like kiss of life's debut!

the MV doesn't do much for me tbh but musically it sounds uncharacteristically mature to me, in a good way—it has a subtle confidence about it that I like plus excellent vocals, and is (possibly hot take?) what I was hoping to get from newjeans this year as a continuation of their debut last year tbh

Honorable Mentions

Jungkook - "Standing Next to You"

this one just felt like cheating bc it's technically an English single and there's probably some recency bias here but I can't not mention it bc I simply love this track. I'm not even a BTS stan but it's just a jam with great vocals and instrumentals (the big band notes and MJ influence! please!) and the choreo is also SO ridiculously fun, both the chorus and the dance break

BTOB - "Wind and Wish"

this is just a wholesome song that makes you feel good, like is it a lil bit cheesy? yeah, but it's also Good Vibes Comma the Song, wearing its entire heart on its sleeve in the most endearing way. it's nostalgic and mellow and full of love for its friends and a zest for life

also special shoutout to the bridge, which in such an otherwise lowkey song did not have to go that hard and yet it Did?? that harmony gives me chills, 100% certified vocal kings would cry again

Shownu X Hyungwon - "Love Me a Little"

this is a pathetic meow meow song in the best possible way and was sadly beat out by the other slightly better pathetic meow meow songs on this list (guilty, predator, amnesia) bc it was just a really good year for them but I still think it deserves a mention bc first of all yea boi @ my mans shownu being free from the military but also the instrumental/dance break at the end is dark as hell and also SO fucking tasty

Infinite - "New Emotions"

another 2nd gen group that quietly had a renaissance this year! this song is simply a bop and while the song itself is not as memorable as some in the top 10 the choreo is actually really fun

also myungsoo looks really ridiculously fine as center in the first chorus and that's the last thing I have to say about this song,

Key - "Killer"

honestly I really liked both of key's cbs this year but I feel like killer was slept on somewhat, it's got a hint of sadboi but it's tempered by the upbeat 80s pop style, plus the grungy mullet and beret outfit from the MV was a fucking Look and a Half

And my favorites per month

January: Monsta X - "Beautiful Liar"

February: Purple Kiss - "Sweet Juice"

March: Onew - "O (Circle)"

April: Lee Gi Kwang - "Predator"

May: Dreamcatcher - "Bon Voyage"

June: SHINee - "HARD"

July: Exo - "Cream Soda"

August: MAMAMOO+ - "dangdang"

September: Key - "Good & Great"

October: Taemin - "Guilty"

November: VIXX - "Amnesia"

December: TVXQ - "Down"

#cam thoughts

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sugar-petals · 1 year

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HELP! THEY CUT TAEMIN INTO PIECES AND TURNED HIM INTO A POLL!!! T.T

taemin is now a puzzle, that's how enigmatic he is

i love how all the possible answers with no exception are:

baby cheese

the body of christ

signore francesco

hot korean jesus

the kpop guy

not sure if tumblr pulled a sex pun or tries to `cater´ our man to the hannibal fandom welp

#even the dashboard stans taemin #cub mail 🐅#taemin #shinee #kpop #taemin memes #shinee memes #humor #we need to puzzle him back together

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elinaline · 2 years

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Hey ! Do you have any favourite kpop songs ? I listened to sunmi after your post and like porapipam ! I love lim kim (rain) and red velvet (peekaboo) but dont know much more ! (Sorry if asking twice, there was a pb with my first ask ?)

Heya anon ! sorry for the Very Long delay I had a bunch of adminstrative stuff to get to first. First off, kpop being the name of a whole industry, know there are a lot of actually very different genres within it ! even just focusing on one group you can find a lot of versatility, Red Velvet for example, before getting fully into their "velvet" concept with those very lyrical songs with sophisticated melodies, had the "red" concept which was really just stupid fun, best illustrated by Russian Roulette

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six years ago, jesus, this did not feel so old lol

personally, my favorite girl groups are Mamamoo and EXID, although I'm a bit disappointed by Mamamoo's most recent sounds, it feels like they're leaving aside their beautiful harmony and old school kind of vibe for just some pop beats. I absolutely loved Decalcomanie and Wind Flower

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EXID are more into acidic songs, and they were extremely artistically independent from the start, so they were able to find a style pretty quickly halfway between beautiful ballads adapted to the vocal powerhouses that are Solji and Hyolin and angry fun song where LE and Jeonghwa can have fun with their original voices

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(none of these are their most famous songs but they're some of the best ones ngl)

more recent girl group that I think disbanded ? I'm trying not to keep up to date too much lol is G-Idle, which as some very interesting voice colors that I think they're using beautifully to create original songs

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BUT THERE AREN'T JUST LADIES IN KOREA RIGHT ? (also those definitely arent's just the oens I love, if you want more variety I recommend Lee Hyori, Yoon Mi Rae, Bibi, &15 Jimin, Hyuna OF COURSE, Jessi, Ailee...)

I really love Block B as a boy group because their songs are really fun and they're one of the rare group not trying to sell you a godforsaken "boyfriend image". They're ugly guys making bad fun music --their description not mine

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I am running out of space for videos apparently, so I am just going to add Lucky One from EXO which has a really fun flute sample on the chorus, but there is really a lot of diversity in the whole genre

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for the men I recommend to also check Epik High, Hyukoh (they would hate being called kpop when they're hiphop, but they've inspired so many of the artists in the industry lmao), Taemin, Dean, Dawn, Vixx, BtoB, Winner, Psy who is a goddamn national treasure Napal Baji is SO GOOD

#there's just...there's so much and it was my hyperfixation for about three years #so I have a lot of recs for the artists from 2015-2018 and also a lot of Opinions on the industry --it's real bad. they're killing artists.#but the music can slap and it's a pleasure to share !#most of the time it's not the most famous songs that are the best though

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te1epathy · 2 months

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sm fumbling taemin is just so…….you fumbled kpop jesus my god

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banghwa · 4 months

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didn't taemin literally have to extend his enlistment bc he got panic attacks so bad he had to be moved to a different unit? don't most korean men find conscription unnecessary, useless and degrading? it's not a 'get hot' camp, it's where men get taught how to kill people? jesus christ, i thought i had seen everything from kpop stans...

im assuming this is re: this post and yeah literally his enlistment conditions were modified and (from what i understand) he was moved to a non-combat unit (like yoongi is currently enlisted in now) because the experience was so detrimental to his mental health that he had to be treated for panic disorder symptoms. and yet im seeing ppl on here talking about enlistment like its some fun and sexy "glow up" experience. to talk about this like its a, like you said, "get hot camp" is not only tone deaf and selfish but also incredibly privileged and dehumanizing for so many reasons i am not qualified to even get into. at its most basic and individual level, to talk about enlistment as a positive because of the changes it will bring to a k-idols' physique is disgusting and disrespectful to the very idols they claim to be a fan of. its like . forget the physical, psychological and emotional toll it has on young men whose livelihood depends on the continuity of a career they've been groomed for since teenhood, enlistment possibly had a hand in making taemin attractive enough for this specific subset of kpoppie to bother learning his name so its good actually and we should wish it on other idols we don't find attractive enough to care about too <3

#its literally sickening i kno this is nowhere near the biggest issue with how ppl talk about enlistment #but its disgusting #💌#anonymous

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baekhvuns · 11 months

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Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19

Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19

But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF

And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊

YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19

They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19

This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19

To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19

Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19

I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting!

I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???

Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I

Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm

https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool

PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19

https://twitter.com/kbs_super/status/1664195076698914819?t=Yh5wmCgy_IMX_jd4xMhbTA&s=19

Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19

Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!

I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀

Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖

hello!!!

Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19 /// Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19 /// Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19

NO LITERALLY HOW U GONNA DO THE CB WITHOUT THE FACE??? UNBELIEVABLE ALL OF IT ON SM, the lawsuit.. would’ve never thought it be baek to file a case against them, aND THE WAY I SCREAMED YELLED WHEN I SAW IT DHQJDKWHEJQ no bc how incredibly inhumane???? manipulating the then 11 year olds, gaslighting the now 30 year olds??? wow,, 17 year contracts excluding the ones u get if u wanna promo outside??? no mf wonder exo never went outside of korea 😭😭😭😭😭 THE WAY ALL THESE MEMES HAD ME HOLLERING ONE SECOND AND BREAKING DOWN THE OTHER BUT ANON????? WE WON!!!! EXO (+1) SM (OUT) PLAYING THAT ONE RONALDO VIDEO WITH STEREO HEARTS PLAYING IN THE BACK

THEY THOUGHT !!!!! SM, THEY REALLY DID FBWKHDKW tried to pit exo cbx against exo but they uni reversed 🔫🔫 and filed a investigation to get EVERYONES contact to be looked at??? my president is byun baekhyun actually, advocacy for sm artists <3 the way taeyong’s tolo is so chaotic w everything leading up to it 😭😭 AND THE MEDIA PLAY??? SM IS A HELLHOLE ITS LIKE 2009 AND 2014 AGAIN

oh wow, oh wow oh wow the audacity now they’re threatening exo to not speak??? im actually so— no words wow how disgustingly low can they drop

SCREAMING 😭😭 THE FUNNIEST THE TLS BEEN SINCE A WHILEE ive been laughing and giggling every day 😭😭 the “@.aespa BITCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU????” SCREAMS 😭😭😭😭

felt.

imagine how kai’s contract looks like, 21 pages longer bc of his solo activities 😭😭😭😭 aND NOW IMAGINE MARKS???? OH LORD FBWMFJKWDHA ,, FUCK THAT LAW MAN i saw this the other day but they deleted now but,,, the way- got nothing nice to say so i will not

and people did tarot on exo’s and those did not lie once,,, now some say irene and jisoo may also 😶 THE CARDS KNOWWWWW

cbx is the messiah of kpop atp 😭😭

“love” “sincerity” two words ive never heard sm say abt exo

jaejoong will always have the last laugh, he was at taeyeon’s concert and he better sign her and every sm artists 🤚🏻 jaejoong is MY president

ok not even kpop but benz leaving, zlatan retiring, , jennie the idol premiere, mclaren downhill, ferarri ruining their driver’s mental health— oh what? (i just saw this) how they keep him but lose cbx???

????? o everyone’s leaving

🤨🤨 sm media play at it again oh it’s on sight pls visit the sm building to give them a TALK OH ITS ON SIGHT

And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊 /// YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19

LMFAOOOO IF SEONGHWA EVER RECREATES THAT IT IS MY LAST STRAW,, FBWMDBWKBDKWBDKW HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE THIS CLOSE 😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOF HES SO PRETTY

But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19 /// They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19 /// This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19

minho’s dilfism at peak omg, MY TURN WHEN ME WHEN ME WHEN!!!!!!!!! omg taemin’s face it’s been so long 🥹🥹🥹

wait the song is 👁👁 kinda hARD LIKE AN ANIME SONG,, SUMMER ANTHEM!!!!! why does onew look like he went back to 2009 😭😭

To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19

no bc the audacity??? want shinee to do what cbx are doing, if they lose taemin and taeyeon, sm’s over and gone, im betting ppl will speak up for sure in the next few weeks as their contracts get looked over

true beauty fans, who’s left out of them? everyone’s a hwang inyeop fan, NO BC WHATS SO WRONG ABT THE TWEET ITS SO CORRECT?? like kdramas literally show kimchi slapping 😭😭

I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting! /// I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???

the drama looks super nice hopefully it can get the numbers 😭😭 LMFAOOO HE’S IN HIS YOUNG RICH AND FLEX ERA 😭😭😭 no ur so right broski is a villain not the mr intimidating rapper mingi fbwkddj PLEASE I WANTED MINGI WEARING GRILLS AND DOING HIS GROWL WOULDVE COLLAPSED,, taeyong has the face for it but he went to the braces route,, THE MILF GBNWFBEK vampire, milf, victorian prince, demon and now onto mr grills 😭😭

you’re right, atp i don’t even look at the lore anymore im just trying to get w the music, hoping for some good sounds on this album 🤲🏻 begging to hear good music it’s been a while since rover dropped 😭😭 LMFAOOO NO YEAH NEED SOME SMILING IN LIFE RIGHT NOW

LMFAOOOO ITS THE WAY EVERYTHING AND EVERY CONTROVERSY IS DROPPING DURING HIS SOLO 😭😭😭 no literally get that bag, it’s the way he pushed for his rights too,, hope baek mentors him to speak up against the sm mistreatment and contracts

https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool

will be seated for his comeback, cannot wait for a new sm sound my ears are

the yunho slapping 😭😭😭😭 YEAH SAY UR RIGHTS SEONGHWA, and

park seonghwa with kids. need him to mess something up <3 ateez hello baby is closer

Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19

no bc i need to put the blame on someone who made me stan exo and turns out it was me 😔😔

Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!

WE WILL BE THERE! WE WILL BE THERE MY FIC DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE IM GONNA SEE THE MR AND MISS PARK DUO 🫡🫡

I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀 /// Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖

AAAAAAAA DID U HEAR THE TRUCKS CALLING FOR CHILLIES 😭😭😭😭 mingi skz fan meet….locking eyes….me when. I HAVE NOT READ IT YET BUT IM ON MY WAY 🫡

omg???? i know they’ll be most likely nominated for cupid but their song lovin’ me is so good i tear up, their vocal colour is so pretty 😭😭😭

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ningning????

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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this might be... controversial but like watching super m's jopping and i think ten really stands out. and performed it best (better than taemin/kai). i remember when it first came out i was surprised because taemin/kai is his senior by a lot of years. but ten was able to keep up. overall if i had to rank super m as dancers -> 1. taem (he is the Standard), 2. ten, and 3. kai. what do you think?

oh don't worry anon, if this is controversial i'm going down with you. i think kai is great performer and has a lot of character and presence but he doesn't finish his lines and it drives me up the wall. i get legitimately frustrated watching him dance most of the time. he doesn't extend through his joints very well, especially in his arms, but his shoulders and hands are the biggest culprit. i'm sorry for potentially ruining watching kai dance for people but watch his shoulders; he's almost always rolled a little bit forward, unlike ten and taemin who tend to sit their shoulders back. i'm gonna guess that this is twofold: i think this is a training thing and also an injury thing. i know his back is super fucked up and he has at least one herniated disc, but i feel like i saw something somewhere that said he had three, which holy shit!!!, he's also probably got shoulder injuries and he for sure has an ankle one as well. he was required to be at every exo performance all(? definitely all their early stuff) throughout their career as the main dancer and logistically there's no way he escaped a decade of dancing without any injuries with the type of schedules they do. he's likely never been able to properly heal anything, so i don't really hold his particular dance style against him, but i don't really enjoy watching him as a personal preference. as for the training thing, kai has a background in ballet but he was mostly dancing that mixed kpop dance style without continuing ballet training alongside for most of his career, so he doesn't have the body memory to extend his limbs in the way that matches with the style and his height. basically, because he's tall and wasn't adapting while he was growing, the ingrained extensions aren't there. both ten and taemin have him beat in that regard because they're short and won't have had to do the same kind of adaption because they didn't grow as much. taemin also has never really branched that far from his popping/hiphop base until really recently (the just me and you vcr is the only time i can think of him doing something that's strictly contemp), and i believe that ten started as a contemporary dancer (or at least contemporary leaning) and has kept up the style along with all the other ones that he's learned. it's really tough to get rid of muscle memory but if you leave a style for a long time and then come back to it after your limbs have grown a significant amount (and you were learning as a literal child), you're just not going to fully embody the style.

#a herniated disc is when the cushion between your vertabrae gets misaligned #it causes a whole lot of nerve pain and having one sucks but potentially having THREE??#jesus fucking christ #extensions are so important in ballet i cannot stress this enough #and this is why i get so frustrated watching him #i can see the basis of the forms hes trying to do but he doesnt complete the movements!!!#its like hanya getting anxious whenever someone tries to jump registers #ten and taemin are about 5'7 and kai is close to 6'0 #and four inches doesnt sound like a lot but it is in terms of length of limb #and also speed and time of growth #tall dudes really get the shit kicked out them in puberty and thats why they all move like baby giraffes #also sm was not kind to exo in the early days so it's no surprise his body is fucked #kpop questions #ten w #kpop dance #kai w #kai #superm #text #answers #***obviously hes not trying to accurately dance ballet but hes clearly ballet influenced #im not a classical purist by any means but when the incomplete extension are not intentional it hurts my soul

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