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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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maatdraws · 7 months

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part 2 : "you like him for more than his looks, but he will never believe that"

• Part 1 | Part 3

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purpleenma · 1 month

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Tender Hands

"Kirk puts his hands on Spock's shoulders, they have to get ready but he spares a moment to admire his bondmate and bask in the warmth of their bond."

Second submission for @ksspringfever 2024

#star trek #spirk #st art #purpleenma #kirk/spock #my spirk art #spirk fanart #james t kirk #s'chn t'gai spock #jim kirk #gold #traditional art #illustration #k/s spring fever #Vulcan bond #T'hy'la #tender hands

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17isrighthere · 1 year

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i dont know who he is but i think he really came thru here

#ive been saying this since the tender age of 4 #2605 #t #500 #1k #2k

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zhansww · 1 month

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#waroffaithedit #war of faith #zhui feng zhe #wei ruolai #shen tunan #shenlai #zfz 17 #my gifs #long post #this scene was so... tender #I love this pairing more with each episode T-T

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thali-lemmonpie · 10 months

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"I have been and always shall be yours"

#my art #star trek #s'chn t'gai spock #spirk #space husbands #james t. kirk #st #k/s #tos #t'hy'la #the premise #I saw a super cute and tender art and I was inspired to use this silly style that I love so much

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blmpff · 8 months

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#lord im not your strongest soldier #they are b e a u t i f u l #it was so tender and they were so hungry #good for them #love class 2 #favorite scenes #episode 9 #blmpff

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missmungoe · 9 months

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“You’re such a pretty man,” Makino sighed, touching her fingertips to his cheek, before rubbing his beard with her thumb. “Your wife is very lucky. Oh—hey.” Her whole expression brightened, her smile entirely cheeky. “That’s me.”

Shanks grinned, delighted. “You are absolutely hammered, aren’t you?”

“Hmm, I think I’m about to be.” She frowned. “Wait—was that not a euphemism?”

My masked Zorro, the unbelievably generous and tantalisingly mysterious Cover Anon, sweeps in once more with another gorgeous cover from Shanties, this time for Penelope (aka, the wedding fic, my beloved), by the incredible @sacred_pirate on twitter.

I...don't know how it's possible to capture the way a fic exists in my mind so perfectly it's like the artist reached into my soul, and yet that's what this feels like. This is one of the most beautiful artworks I've ever seen, and I can't believe it's from my fic, and this fic.

#I.........am actually at a loss for words #I've just been staring at this all day #sacred_pirate if you see this: your style is everything and this cover is so atmospheric you've sucked me right into this moment!!#the lighting and the composition and the sheer SOFTNESS of this cover??#and the DETAILS #the DRESS and the FLOWERS IN HER HAIR #the wedding rings!! Luffy's wanted poster!!#and t h e m #they're *perfect*#Makino is so beautiful I want to cry #absolutely breathtaking #and SHANKS #THAT LOOK #THIS IS THE LOOK THAT'S IN MY MIND WHEN I WRITE THEM #I AM!!! FEELING A NORMAL AMOUNT ABOUT THIS #I'm lying I am absolutely losing it #the warmth and the tender goofiness in this is exactly how I imagine them and I cannot overstate how much I love this #Cover Anon: I owe you my life #I don't know how to thank you enough #I just hope you know how much this means to me #that someone loves these stories so much they'd do this...I am humbled beyond words<3 #Shanks x Makino #otp: sing me sea shanties #Shanties for the Weary Voyager #opfanfic #Shanties art

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allgremlinart · 2 years

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;w; mnh ok

#t tender...#tuesday spoilers #bruce wayne #jim gordon

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marbleheavy · 1 year

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this is out of left field but a book rec list!! specifically, books that have to deal with consumption of women/cannibalism/ecofeminist themes (basically, feminist, food-centric horror)

1. The Vegetarian by Han Kang

This book is SO good but definitely check the trigger warnings. Told from three different perspectives, it follows a woman after she has a life-altering dream that makes her go vegetarian, much to the dismay of her family. The thing that stuck with me most about this book is how it portrays the normalized but profound betrayals by men that women experience. It’s a mix of “The Yellow Wallpaper” and My Year of Meats

2. My Year of Meats by Ruth Ozeki

Another meat-centric book! This one switches between two women, one in America and one in Japan, as they navigate the world of meat consumption and how patriarchy and misogyny are reflected in it. There’s a very mixed-media feel to this as every section starts with a poetry excerpt by Sei Shonogan and one of the main characters, Jane Takagi-Little, is directing a series on American meat consumption to promote eating meat in Japan. All of Ruth Ozeki’s books are wonderful so if you like this, you should read them all.

3. Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterriva

This one is straight up cannibalism. It’s about a man, Marcos, who works at a meat processing plant that makes “special meat” (human) and is gifted a “specimen” for him to eventually slaughter himself. The specimen is a woman, Jasmine, who Marcos eventually forms a relationship with. This one is overtly dystopian and although certainly very dark, a little more palatable because it allows the reader to feel more distant from the reality of the book. Of course, though, there is till some very striking commentary on the abuse and exploitation of animals, women, and people as a whole.

4. What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher

This one is different from the others in that the consumption comes from fungus and not literal people, but there’s still a deep-seated sense of rot. The main character, Alex Easton, returns to the ancestral home of their childhood friend as they learn she’s dying. There is a distinct supernatural element to this, but still very heavy with animal and body horror.

5. A Certain Hunger by Chelsea Summers

Dorothy Daniels, the main characters, is a food critic, sex lover, and psychopath. This one, again, explores the relationship between the treatment of women as sexual beings and commercialized consumption. Also, again, cannibalism. However, this one is very White Feminism, so take that into mind.

all of these books are very good but all have very heavy trigger warnings, so please please look them up before reading. happy reading, my pals <3

#book recommendations #book rec #ecofeminism #cannibalism #literary fiction #the vegetarian #my year of meats #tender is the flesh #what moves the dead #a certain hunger #han kang #ruth ozeki #agustina bazterrica #chelsea summers #t kingfisher #feminist horror #feminist books #marble book recs

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theinfinitedivides · 5 months

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hand on his face as he collapses from the blood loss. Cho Heon why the f*ck is your hand on his face

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #if any of you were watching this show at all and thought anything about this was remotely heterosexual well then do i have a surprise #for you. it's not nothing about it is that is a cradling!!!!!! a tenderness!!!!!!#tell me they make it out of here i already pulled an all-nighter for this sh*t i need to be up in an hour and a half for something #answer the f*cking question

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xx-sketchy-xx · 5 months

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What kind of pastry is your parents? Then why are you so sweet and tender like a delicious strawberry cake with yogurt cream? 🤭💜💜💜

I have been rizzed, very hard 🫣

#Asks #t-tender?#Sweet?#UwU #so many ways to take that and all of them are great #I’m truly blushing #Awwwwe 💜#I love you so much/p #THANK YOU

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m-kyunie · 2 years

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I steal a few breaths From the world for a minute And then I'll be nothing forever

Me and My Husband [Mitski]

#dgm #d.gray man #yulma #alma karma #kanda yu #oh tender is the night when they r inside of my head #also a follower on IG thought Alma was an OC im like. i want to laugh but also it hurt.......watch DGM u guys.....#ITS NOT THAT OLD LIKE!#tho if u love me u wont watch dgm:hallow u wld read the manga instead #te 06 anime only has 1 filler arc u can skip n it follows the manga to a T so just. watch n then read the Alma arc pls im begging #ill evevn tell u the exact chapter to start from god. anyway

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celestialvoyeur · 4 days

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💛💙EXTRA MINI-FIC REC💙💛

Th absolutely amazing @strangenewwords wrote this little ficlet to cheer me up when I was having a rough day, and it’s utterly adorable!

Join AOS Jim and Spock for some sweet and tender moments as they wake up after their first night together 🥰

I hope you enjoy this bite-sized treat as much as I did! 🥹

#so sweet #such tenderness #god I love them so much #star trek #spirk #spock #james t kirk #k/s #kirk/spock #k/s fanfic #fan fiction #fanfic #fan fic rec

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pinazee · 11 months

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Whether it be ironically or purposefully, Spock is the most romantic character in TOS

We all know this but every once in a while i just remember some romantic shit hes done and i just 😍🥰😘

#it forces me to make a list #incapable of saying a bad word about kirk in court martial #proves his extreme loyalty time and time again #his grief in amok time OBVI #his anger and hatred in platos children because they used him to threaten kirks life #exhausts all possibilities before admitting kirk is dead in tholian web #removing the painful memory of a love lost #the look followed by the empaths knowing tender gaze #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #spock #jim kirk #captain kirk #captain james t. kirk #spirk

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michyeosseo · 4 months

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Alam mo, dapat maging magkaibigan tayo.

Eugene Domingo and Iza Calzado as MARILOU & CECILIA

BARBER'S TALES Mga Kuwentong Barbero (2013) dir. Jun Robles Lana

#barber's tales #mga kuwentong barbero #eugene domingo #iza calzado #now streaming on ntflx uwu #one of my most treasured experiences from elbi is the screening of this film #women with the capacity for soul-shaping tenderness in an era (enduring to this day in my country) plunged in the dark #mother of ''i know a place''-isms #and to be able to meet them again... a decade later... sana nga po nahawa rin ako sa katapangan ninyo #t/n: magkaibigan is a very flexible wording. in the most straighforward sense it means friends but #said a bit differently it pertains to the act of becoming lovers

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