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Blood lust | Demon Rengoku x f! Reader x Akaza
This is going to be a LONG story, buckle in. If you’re here for a smut with no plot this isn’t your book.
Warning: Rengoku being a whiny needy baby for the first half before Akaza shows up, Voyeurism, oral (receiving and giving), mentions of biting, cream pies, 3some (no boy x boy), double stuffed (2 dicks, 1 pussy) degrading, pet names “our angel”, “angel”, marking, overstimulation, a bit of spit play, bit of blood play.
This story is not for the faint of heart, it’s not a gentle lemon. This story is rated 18+ for a reason. Minors and ageless blogs please do not interact. You’ve been warned.
Tags: @animupiglett enjoy your feast
Umai❤️🔥
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Being in love with demons does have its perks, you get to spend the whole day with them, most of the time it’s cuddled down in bed with them sleeping beside you, you never have to worry about getting hurt, if you do, whether it be a demon or human, they won’t live to see the next day. Plus the biggest perk is..you get the whole bed to yourself at night.
People would think that dating a demon would be scary, and having 2 is just begging for death, but they’re so sweet and gentle with you. No matter what they’re willing to do anything for you, and you’re willing to do anything for them. You help them with their ruts, you’re there for their rants about how something didn’t go their way, you’re there through thick and thin.
Rengoku is a bit of a handful though. Since he is a new demon, it’s harder for him to control his urges. Akaza would be lying if he said he wasn’t worried about Rengoku accidentally hurting you, so he keeps a close eye on the new demon.
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It was around 7:45 am, the sun just starting to light the dark sky. Making the once dark sky, turn into a light grey. Fog covering the land. You stood by the window, waiting for your demons to return home. It was cold. You were still in your silk nightgown that came to the top of your knees. You rubbed the sleep out of your eyes, one of your spaghetti straps falling off your shoulder.
“I have returned.” You heard Rengoku said darkly as he came in through the window.
You looked at him, smiling softly as you spoke. “Good morning Rengoku. How was the ni-mm!” Rengoku grabbed your face and quickly slammed his lips onto yours. His tongue exploding every inch of your mouth, making you letting hums of pleasure before he pulled back, his hands sliding from your cheeks down your arms before he picked you up, walked over to the bed and threw you onto it. He climbed on top of you, his eyes staring down at you hungrily before he started attacking your neck with sloppy kisses, and bites. You looked over at your calendar, tomorrow was a full moon. Rengoku was experiencing blood lust.
Blood lust effects all demons, regardless of their rank, but normally the higher rank demons are able to compress their blood lust and continue with their night just fine, while the lowers suffer.
“I want you, I want you so bad.” Rengoku practically whined out. His hands went down to the hem of your nightgown, pulling it up, before detaching his lips from your neck to pull it completely off of you. “Fuck you’re so beautiful.” He complimented before going down to your breasts. He latched onto your nipple, swirling his tongue around it, as his other hand worked on gently pulling the nipple and kneading your breast. He then decided to mark your chest. The bites were harsh, but not enough to break skin.
“It hurts..” he said out of breath.
“It hurts?” You asked sitting up on your elbows. You balanced on one elbow as your other hand you brought down to his clothed cock. A whimper escaped his lips as he bucked his hips into your hand.
He nodded his head before sitting up, and removing his pants and underwear. You sat up as well and got onto your knees before getting into a doggy style position. You spit on his tip, before taking your hand and jerking him off. Rengoku let out a loud groan as he threw his head back as he took off his shirt.
You don’t think you’ve ever felt this man so hard before. You kitten licked his tip, abusing his hole, making him whimper and softly buck his hips, a sign he wanted more. You slid his tip into your mouth, his cock twitching at your warm wet mouth slowing making its way to the base of his cock.
“F-fuck yes oh my god please make me cum” he begged, grabbing a handful of your hair before bucking his hips into you.
Your eyes quickly filled with tears as you gagged, earning groans and moans from your man. He loved the feeling of your throat tightening around his tip.
“P-please forgive me for being so rough..” he whines out. You look up at him, watching his muscles flex, his cheeks red, as his mouth hung open, as sounds continued to fill the room.
“O-oh fuck I’m cumming” Rengoku mumbled out multiple times as his hips became sloppy and faster.
With one final push, and one final moan of pleasure, the back of your throat was coated in thick, hot, white ropes of rengoku’s cum.
When Rengoku pulled back, your face hurt. Your poor lips puffy and red, your cheeks tear stained as rengoku’s cock twitched, still rock hard.
A tch was heard by the window, both yours and rengoku’s head snapped towards that direction to see Akaza sitting in the windowsill, watching the two of you.
“Rengoku your blood lust can be smelled for miles.” Akaza comments before getting off of the window, shutting it, and walking towards the bed, his eyes fixated on your face.
“My poor angel.” Akaza cooed placing a hand on your cheek, his face looking apologetic before he turned his head to look at Rengoku, his eyebrows forced together.
“You. How dare you treat our angel this way? Look at her. You abused her.” He looks back at you, bringing his face close to yours. He spoke softly. “Do you want me to satisfy you, dear? I can smell your arousal. I promise to be gentle.”
You nodded. Akaza’s face softened before quickly kissing you. As much as he loved your kisses, he knew your lips were probably sore, and he didn’t want to hurt you.
“How about you lay down and get comfy? I’ll take good care of you”
You nod, before laying down on the bed, and spreading your legs. Your eyes shifted from Akaza to Rengoku who was looking down at your wet cunt, biting his lip. Akaza made Rengoku move to your right side so he had room to lay down and focus all of his attention on you. Akaza looked at you for a second, a soft smile on his face before his tongue rubbed playful circles around your entrance before flattening his tongue and going up to your clit. He latched his lips around the sensitive ball of nerves, swirling his tongue around it, every once in a while sucking it until he had your legs shaking. Once he started abusing your entrance with his tongue, Rengoku decided he wanted to join into the action by abusing your nipples.
It didn’t take long to feel that familiar knot tightening up in your stomach. Akaza had your legs shaking with how much he was abusing your clit, your mind was almost completely blank, but you were able to choke out that you were close before cumming on his tongue. Once he cleaned you up, he sat up.
“Good girl” he cooed. He opened his mouth to say something else but Rengoku cut him off.
“I want to taste her too.”
“Be my guest.” Akaza said, switching positions with the fiery haired man. “Be gentle with her, she’s going to be sensitive.”
Rengoku nodded, before lifting your legs up, his fingers digging into your legs as he attacked your sensitive clit. You threw your head back, letting out a moan, before locking eyes with Akaza.
“Kiss me Akaza..” you whined out.
“But your lips are bruised, won’t me kissing you hurt?”
“No, Akaza please.” Akaza smiled and kissed you. Who was he to ignore his angel’s please and wants? You wrapped your arms around his neck, your tongues exploring, and playing with each other’s until rengoku’s fingernails dug so deep into your leg it broke skin. You pulled away from Akaza, letting out a quick “ow”, which made Akaza look down at you with fear in his eyes. “Ow? Why ow? What hurt- your bleeding. Rengoku! Stop what you’re doing why is she bleeding?! Don’t lie to me I can smell her blood!”
Rengoku ignored Akaza, and pulled away from your clit to lick the blood coming from your thighs, allowing his teeth to graze your thighs, creating more blood for him to devour. Tears filled your eyes, as it felt lily little razors cutting into your skin.
“Rengoku stop you’re hurting her.” Akaza said once again, the anger in his voice being heard clear as day.
“Shut up and stop telling me what to do.” Rengoku barked at him, sitting up, he took his fingertips and hit your cheek twice, signaling for you to open your mouth, you did, allowing Rengoku to spit inside your mouth before commanding you to swallow it. And you did, you were in no position to disobey right now. You could taste your blood and arousal, it made you frown, it tasted awful to you, yet it tasted better than anything in the world to Rengoku. Before you could even register what was going on, Rengoku lifted your ass off the bed a little, before lining his cock up with your entrance and angrily shoving it in. You let out a gasp, as Rengoku wasted no time to start pounding into you, the tip of his cock kissing the tip of your cervix. Rengoku was so obsessed with needing to cum again he wasn’t even caring the littlest bit about you.
Akaza watched as your brows knitted together, and you bit your lip. You were not enjoying this in the slightest. He was pissed, and he felt bad. If he tried to step in now he was almost certain Rengoku would try to kill him. So, Akaza did the only thing he could do, he slid his hand down to your clit and gently started rubbing it, hoping to equal out the pain and pleasure. You moaned, in both pleasure and pain. Rengoku was once again digging his fingernails into your legs. The room was filled with moans, your eyes once again connected with Akaza gaze.
“Do you want to use my mouth?” You whined out, making Akaza smile softly before replying. “No angel, your mouth is sore I can tell, I’ll get my fill in a little bit I promise I’m ok.” With a kiss onto your forehead, Rengoku let out a low groan, his hips slapping into you sloppily before you felt him come to a stop, his cock twitching inside of you as he came. Once he caught his breath, he pulled out and flopped onto the bed. Rengoku and Akaza looked at each other, Rengoku looked at you then back at the pink haired man as a way to signal it was his turn.
“You don’t mind if I take my turn now, do you angel?” You shook your head no, as Akaza shifted over to between your eyes. As much as he was upset with Rengoku for making your cunt puffy and red, and being selfish, he had to admit that seeing rengoku’s cum leak out of you was such a turn on.
Akaza quickly removed his pants before slowly shoving his cock deep inside of you, making you let out a gasp of pleasure when he finally bottomed out.
He slowly thrusted in and out of you until he saw in your face that you were adjusted, he then started to fuck you just the way you like it: fast and rough.
Your eyes filled with tears, your cunt overstimulated when the vein on akaza’s cock rubbed your g-spot. Your legs shook from overwhelming pleasure until you were crying out that you were close. You couldn’t hold back, when your orgasm washed over you, your eyes rolled back into the back of your head as Akaza pumped his hot sticky cum into your cunt before pulling out, and catching his breath.
Akaza looked over at Rengoku, who’s cock was once again rock hard. Rengoku bit his lip as he sat up.
“Y/n, c’mere.” He stated as he watched you crawl over to him, he sat up, only enough so his arms could support him as he made you get on top of him. He rubbed his cock on your folds that had mixes of yours,his, and akaza’s cum before shoving his cock inside, then looking at Akaza.
“C’mon, let’s try something new.” Rengoku said. Akaza raised an eyebrow as he went behind you. “Let’s double stuff her. Let’s make her never want to take us 1 by 1 again.” He says with a smirk.
“Do you think she can handle it..?”
“She will. She’s our toy at the end of the day, now c’mon or I’m going to cum by her walls clenching down on my cock.”
Akaza swallowed hard before lining up. He muttered a quick apology before shoving his cock into your dripping cunt to.
You gasped, the burning sensation you felt was unreal. Tears rolled down your cheeks as you were in unbelievable pain. Rengoku did try to help by rubbing your clit and it did help. After around 5 minutes, the burning started to subside and the boys started moving.
You whimpered, the feeling was so unnatural. Rengoku pulled almost all the way out before thrusting back in again, making you let out a gasp before a loud moan, giving Rengoku the signal that you were no longer feeling pain. His thrusts were almost inhuman, as for Akaza, his thrusts were fast, but not keeping up with Rengoku at all.
You couldn’t shut your mouth, moan after moan poured out of your mouth. Rengoku was rubbing your g-spot over and over, causing your body to spasm and shiver. Akaza was whispering sweet compliments to you between grunts and soft moans.
Your orgasm built up faster than it ever had before, your moans turning more into whines, telling the men that you were close. A few more thrusts, and all of you were cumming together at once. The room was filled with one final satisfied moan and grunts from everyone.
Akaza pulled out first, then Rengoku moved you slightly so his cock could fall out. Akaza got to watch a massive stream of both his and rengoku’s cum come out onto rengoku’s hips.
You were beyond exhausted, everywhere hurt. You could barely keep your eyes open, let alone understand anything anyone was trying to say to you.
“I think we should all get a shower together, treat y/n’s wounds, then head off to bed.” Akaza said, earning a nod from Rengoku.
And that’s exactly what they did. After the shower they cleaned every spot rengoku made bleed, before climbing into bed and treating you like a princess. Akaza was in front of you, rubbing your cheek with his thumb, and thanking and praising you for being such a good angel for them, while Rengoku went between rubbing/scratching your back, and playing with your hair, every once in a while complimenting you.
It didn’t take long for any of you to finally pass out from exhaustion.
#demon slayer self insert#kyojuro rengoku smut#rengoku smut#kyojuro rengoku x reader#rengoku kyōjurō#rengoku x y/n#rengoku x you#akaza x reader#akaza x you#akaza smut#demon slayer x reader#demon slayer smut#x reader smut#x female reader#x reader oneshot#kny smut#kny demons#kny rengoku#kny reader insert
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Back at it again! Another cowboy au inspired by @castercassette This time we have Roxy as a bounty hunter following in the steps of her Pops Foxy.
I thought it would be cool if the spurs of her boot acted more like a gear that moved her forward like a motor rollerblade. At 1st I felt it looked to much like a sneaker so the drawing on the right is the final design.
Foxy I imagine would have a hook hand but it could shoot out of his arm like a grappling hook and he could use it like a lasso might draw that sometime might not.
The mayor is getting antsy so I could see her either personally hiring them or made Sun and Moon’s bounty too large to ignore. Of course Sun and Moon escape through Shenanigans the likes a spaghetti western would approve
I took a lotta Inspiration from roller derby :)
#sb cowboy au#glamrock roxy#roxy sb#roxanne security breach#sun and moon security breach#cowboy roxy#bounty hunter roxy#this took so long#fanart#fnaf moon#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sb
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Lucky Ones au - headcanons for Natasha
I randomly whipped this while I was at work to help me kickstart my motivation in continuing the series. 🫣
Nothing but fluff here so happy reading! 🫶
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Natasha absolutely loves breakfast meals, and it is her comfort food. She can eat them anytime, no matter what part of the day it is.
Natasha secretly wants to adopt a cat but doubts if she can take care of one. After a hard week at work, she would often visit animal shelters to check on some kittens and spend at least an hour petting them. She also makes donations to these shelters and wants to make sure that the animals are being taken care of.
Natasha would often watch Wanda sleep, especially at nights where sleep is not in store for her. She would daydream of the future with her girlfriend and think about the places they could go to.
Thanks to Wanda, Natasha has developed an appreciation for flowers. Passing a flower shop always reminds her of Wanda, prompting her to buy a rose or two, plucking the petals and pressing them into Wanda's book with a love note.
While Wanda doesn't vocalize it, Natasha is a soft-hearted person. She pampers Wanda with a hot bath after a hard day at the university and lights scented candles for added relaxation.
Natasha's massages leave Wanda feeling incredibly relaxed, eliciting moans of pleasure before drifting off to sleep
Natasha used to favor dark, bold-colored clothing. Since Wanda entered her life, she's embraced lighter shades, as Wanda encourages coordinating outfits. However, a light pink color theme is Natasha's limit.
Natasha enjoys watching car race competitions in her free time, so it wasn't much of a shock to Wanda when she discovered Natasha's passion for participating in local car races. Natasha revealed that she once entered a drag race using the car she received as a gift on her 19th birthday. However, this led to her dad discovering it, resulting in weeks of being grounded and having her credit cards frozen.
Natasha's motorcycle collection spans classic vintage types to sports bikes. When Wanda suggested matching helmets with cat ears for their rides, Natasha initially didn't find it amusing but eventually gave in to Wanda's playful idea.
Granting Wanda creative control over their apartment's decor, Natasha witnessed the transformation of her grey bedroom walls into a soothing light green. Wanda explained that the choice reflected their eye colors and added a personal touch to the space where they slept.
During a joint jewelry shopping expedition, Natasha bought two silver bracelets with purple stone pendants. Forgetting to remove them, her sudden change in accessories, usually gold, black, or grey, became a topic of company gossip. Another incident involved Natasha wearing a sun and moon necklace, further fueling the office rumours whether their boss is dating someone
One day, Wanda stumbled upon Natasha's hidden talent for singing while Natasha took charge of cooking. Out of the blue, Natasha began singing "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac, leaving Wanda pleasantly surprised by the unexpected discovery.
In addition to her singing prowess, Natasha possesses a collection of vinyl records. Occasionally, Wanda sifts through them and selects "Unchained Melody," creating a perfect mood for a slow dance in their living room, wrapped in each other's arms.
Their shared love for music extends beyond their home. Natasha often takes Wanda to concerts, where they both revel in the electrifying experience of witnessing bands and singers perform live. Laufey has become their favorite artist, and they make it a tradition to sing along to Laufey's songs in the car.
Wanda also discovered Natasha's love for fast food. Natasha's ultimate favorite is Jollibee's spaghetti and fried chicken. On days that both of them are too lazy to prepare lunch or dinner, Natasha would just order online and have Jollibee.
For some reason, Natasha's comfort movie is Frozen. Wanda also fell in love with the movie, most especially to Olaf and would playfully mimic his famous line "Hi, I'm Wanda and I like warm hugs!" which amuses Natasha to no end. Natasha likes to think that she's Elsa.
Whenever Wanda is having a hard time understanding her lectures (i.e certain problems that she cannot solve), she would run to Natasha. Just give her pen and paper, she will write down the solutions for Wanda and the woman would explain the solutions with no difficulty.
Natasha easily gets jealous, there was a time a random guy tried to flirt with Wanda and Nat immediately snatched the other girl's waist and glared at the poor boy. She then whispered a warning to Wanda "Just stay close to me or else I will leave you here."
Natasha has a strict routine that includes working out 3 - 4 times a week for 2 hours to maintain her physique. On weekends, she would run for a couple of miles before Wanda wakes up.
Natasha is serious about her skin care routine. No matter how tired she is from work, she will make time in completing her nightly routine, applying serums and moisturizers meticulously with no fail. Her commitment extends to reminding Wanda to always wear sunscreen.
#wandanat#natasha romanoff#wanda maximoff#marvel#natasha x wanda#wlw#wandanat fanfiction#black widow#scarlet witch
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Billy’s hungry. His body is an empty pit that can’t be filled, no matter how hard he tries. It keeps him up at night, his heart beating fast, his mind racing with wants and needs, dreams and desires. It would be easy enough if all he needed were some burgers and shakes, a piece of cherry pie, or his favourite meal, spaghetti with tuna and peas.
It’s never been that easy though, because Billy’s hunger isn’t one that can be so easily satiated. A soft kiss placed on the top of his head as his mother tucked him in at night, the California sun on his shoulders and warm sand between his toes, his grandmother’s warm chocolate chip cookies, fresh from the oven, the ones that never tasted the same when he tried to make them, rushing to get them out of the oven before Neil came home and found him wrapped in the frilly pink apron he rescued from the trash when his mom left, the solid feeling of a boy’s arms wrapped around him holding him close. These were the things Billy hungered for, even fully aware that all of these things were solidly out of his reach, either forever or for now.
The longer Billy spends in the desolate wasteland that is Indiana, the more he’s convinced that the hunger is going to consume him whole, tear him apart from the inside out, leaving a hallow shell where a happy, fun loving boy used to be, but he has no way to feed it.
That is until Steve Harrington appears one night at the quarry, holding up beers like a beacon in the darkness, and the hunger starts to ebb. Billy can feel it, that night, and all the nights that follow, hunger satiated by finger tip touches during the passing of shared cigarettes, legs pressing closer as nights progress, hands growing bold under the inky black sky, wandering first over denim, then under it, feeling safe under a blanket of stars, lips pressing and lingering; teeth nipping, marking their place for the next time they meet.
Steve can’t bring back Billy’s mom, and he can’t recreate those delicious chocolate chip cookies, try as he might, hair hanging in his eyes as he carefully reads the recipe card faded with time. He can’t give Billy everything he wants in the world, no one can, Billy knows he has to accept that. But Steve can give him a hand to hold, a shoulder to cry on, someone to hold as Billy whispers his deepest desires to the moon, a driving companion as he makes the long journey home, to the sand, the sun, the surf, the life he unwillingly put on hold so long ago.
No longer are the nights filled with ravenous hunger when he has someone right there in the bed next to him, someone make him laugh and smile, someone to make him feel safe and secure, someone to love, someone to take on life with.
In Billy’s experience, good things don’t last, but maybe this time things will be different. He sure as hell hopes so.
#harringrove#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#harringrove fic#can anyone spot the reference to Witchsickness’s the one you come home to?#chrisbitchtree writes
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sooo @rainyhoursinhell got me on a Sir Rain fix but then I thought too long about genderfluid Rain and the lunar cycle so now I give you Ma'am Rain..also go read their stuff!! They are THE Raintom person
18+ MDNI
Word Count: 2570
Pairing: Rain/Phantom
Tags: she/her Rain used, collar and leash, Phantom tries very hard to be good, mean Rain, pet play/pup used as a nickname, slight mention of daddy kink
Summary: It was a super full moon tonight and Rain had to get rid of the pent-up energy somehow
It was a full moon.
A full super moon.
Rain had been feeling the pull of the celestial body for the past few days, which wasn’t anything unexpected for a water ghoul. She was used to the push and pull of the moon's power. She knew how to handle herself in the presence of its light.
Something Rain never could seem to get the handle on though was those few moments in the year where the cycle got interrupted. Eclipses, blue moons, super moons, those always caught her by surprise even if she had the date marked and highlighted in every calendar in the Ministry. She was still caught by surprise when she woke up dick painfully erect like she went into heat overnight. She could already feel that high that comes with the full moon and the sun literally just rose. She figured she needed to take care of herself before she got too high off the surge of magick and adrenaline. She ran straight to the shower and made quick work of herself, shooting onto the tile wall nearly piercing her hand with the effort of keeping quiet.
When she left the bathroom with a puff of steam and saw her half-opened closet a grin slowly spread on her face. She knew exactly what to wear for the occasion.
Short satin dress. Spaghetti strap. Black. Matching elbow-length gloves and choker. Opal stud earrings.
She figured the effort it would take to keep her fins glamoured all day would be worth the looks she knew she’d get. Maybe if she were lucky Cirrus or Mountain would throw her over their shoulder to go rip the dress right off. Or maybe Dew would tease her all day until she decided enough was enough and bent him over the nearest surface. Oh or what about Swiss falling to his knees begging for permission to touch and taste? Rain had to bite back a moan at the thought as she looked herself over in the mirror, making sure each part of the outfit was sitting correctly on her figure.
When she finally deemed herself the picture of perfection, she made her way to the kitchenette hoping to ruffle some feathers before slipping away to join the other water ghouls until she returned to the den when the moon was at its peak. She must have taken longer to get ready than she originally thought because the entire pack was out, spread between the common area and the kitchen. She tried her damnedest to keep a neutral expression when any conversation halted the moment she stepped into view. She could already smell the arousal on the whole damn pack.
It was a super moon after all. It was the one lunar event that didn’t affect just water ghouls. Sure it messed with them the most, but still every ghoul of every element would be feeling the pull tonight. She knew this and she used it to her advantage. Every single time.
She ran a hand over Mountain’s waist when she slipped past him at the stove. She made sure to reach for the glass on the highest shelf so Swiss could get a perfect view of her dress from where he was sitting at the table. She made sure to brush his arm and lean over Cumulus while she set the table. Her tail flicked when she heard a low growl from the common area.
“Isn’t it a little early to start this Rainy?”
Her eyes flick up to meet Dew’s glowing ones.
“What? Am I not allowed to look nice?”
He huffs “Not when the new kid is five seconds away from creaming his pants.”
Rain can hear a small squeak followed by Cirrus
“Sorry Ant but it’s kinda obvious, I can smell you from here.”
Rain raises an eyebrow at Dew who returns the gesture with the slightest flick of his head.
Looks like Rain found who she’d be celebrating the supermoon with.
Rain had to admit, she was a little nervous at the idea of taking Phantom since this was only his second moon experience, but fuck the sweet smell of his arousal wafting over the others made her head spin and it still wasn’t anywhere close to sunset.
She decided she’d play the long game with him when he couldn’t keep his eyes off her the entirety of breakfast. She’d glance at him and he’d look away with a deep blush and oh did she long to see how far she could push him. It got even worse when she realized his chores seemed to suspiciously line up with every spot the water ghouls decided to gather at to lazily make out or to expel the pent-up magick before the real show started.
Enough was enough, though when Phantom ran straight into Rain after slinking away when he saw Rain was nowhere to be seen with the other water ghouls.
“You’ve been watching me all day haven’t you sweet thing?”
His Lichtenberg figure scars glow slightly as a small wave of quintessence ripples through his body.
“I uh I don’t know what you’re talking about Rain. I was just you know…working.”
She tsks “Who taught you to lie? Good boys don’t lie Phantom. I thought you were good?”
His eyes go wide when Rain turns and begins walking away.
“Wait! Wait Rainy where are you—?”
“Back to the den. If you can’t be good I’ll just find someone who can.”
She turns and meets Phantom’s eyes with a bored look when she feels him grab her wrist.
“Come on Rain please let me be good for you. I promise I’ll be good. Gimme a chance, I’ll do whatever you say.”
She raised an eyebrow “Whatever I say? Really?”
He nods so fast it makes Rain’s neck hurt.
“Hm,” she hums “Guess we’ll find out if you’re still lying to me.”
The second they’re back in the ghoul den Rain quickly wraps a hand around his horns and pulls him down the hallway to her room.
“Good luck Bug you’re gonna need it!” Swiss calls from where he’s pinned between Cirrus and Aurora on the couch.
“Be nice.” Aurora hisses.
That’s the last thing Phantom hears before he’s shoved into Rain’s dark room. The lock clicks and he doesn’t even have time for his eyes to adjust before he feels Rain grab and shove him against the door. She pressed her whole body into him, stealing what little breath he had with a kiss. She teases his bottom lip with her tongue, huffing a laugh when he immediately opens for her.
Rain slips her tongue into his mouth, making an attempt to shove it down his throat before pulling back.
“Stoplight system, okay pup?”
He nods with a little squeak. Rain growls and places a little pressure at the base of his neck.
“What was that? You know how to speak don’t you or are you a dumb little puppy?”
Phantom whines and nods his head “Yes.”
“To which?”
“All of the above.”
Rain smiles, flashing her fangs before leaning in to suck a deep bruise onto his neck.
“Good boy. But I still think you need a little training since you decided to lie earlier.”
Rain pulls away for a moment. She fishes something out from her nightstand that Phantom can’t quite see. She throws open the blinds in her room to let the full moonlight fill the space. Phantom’s cock kicks in his pants at the sight. Rain’s skin practically glows when it hits her. The black satin is a gorgeous contrast to her pale skin and oh the darkness in her eyes was too much for Phantom. She crosses the space to stand in front of him, only this time she keeps a bit of distance.
“Eyes on me pet.”
Phantom's mismatched gaze immediately snaps to meet her. She smiles and takes the thing from the nightstand from behind her back, clipping it around his neck before he can even process it. He instinctively reaches up to feel the material. He’s a bit shocked when he feels the leather, whatever was against his neck felt soft and fuzzy.
“Color?”
“Green.”
“Good.”
Rain yanks on the leash he didn’t even realize was attached and he nearly falls on his ass. She pulls him over to the vanity letting him take a good long look at the two of them. Only Phantom isn’t looking at them. His eyes immediately fell to the collar. It was pink with a matching heart keychain on the leash clip. He squinted to read the words in the low light and nearly fainted when he realized what was written.
Daddy’s girl.
He felt another yank his leash.
“What did I say? Eyes on me.”
“I’m sorry!” His eyes immediately snap to look at Rain in the reflection.
“I’m sorry…?”
“I’m sorry ma’am” he whines.
Rain steps back to sit on the edge of the bed pulling Phantom with her. He immediately moves to straddle her but Rain hisses, looping the leash around her wrist and yanking.
“Nuh-uh, you haven’t earned that yet. You still need to be taught a lesson for lying. On your knees pup.”
Phantom drops without a second thought landing hard. He’s going to have bruises for days after this is over. He looks up at Rain with those big eyes making her cock twitch. She shifts her weight just enough to lift the hem of the dress to expose her lacy underwear.
“Sit on your hands pup. Since you wanted to use your mouth so badly that’s what you’re going to do.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Good boy. Now get to work.”
Phantom leans forward till he’s slotted perfectly between Rain’s legs. He grabs the waistband of the panties between his teeth, careful not to nick her skin with his fangs. He slides them down just enough to free her cock. She’s already hard with a bead of pre pooling at the tip. He licks his lips and glances up at Rain, holding eye contact as he licks a long fat stripe from root to tip. Rain tightens his grip on the leash, letting his claws bite into his palm to keep still.
Phantom laps at the tip before parting his lips and swallowing her down. Rain laces her fingers through his hair, gasping when her cock hits the back of his throat. He slowly pulls off, letting the flat of his tongue drag along the underside. He keeps his lips around the tip and holds for just a moment letting the anticipation build. He breathes deep through his nose before sliding down in one quick motion, burying his nose in the hair at the base. He hollows his cheeks and bobs his head. Rain moans and throws his head back.
“Good boy. Good fucking boy pup. Do something good with that mouth.”
Phantom’s tail snakes around to stroke and play with her balls. Rain hisses a curse and rips Phantom off her dick by his leash. He stares at her with wide eyes trying to babble out an excuse.
“What part of mouth is so hard to understand stupid little puppy?”
“Rain I’m sorry—“
“What did you say?”
“Ma’am! I’m sorry ma’am please”
“Strip and get on the bed. Ass up.”
Phantom jumps up and rips his shirt off sending buttons flying across the room. He almost falls on his face trying to get his pants off and onto the bed at the same time. Rain slips his panties the rest of the way off. She fishes out a half-empty bottle of lube, settling behind Phantom on her knees. She pulls one of her gloves off to pour a generous amount onto her hand. She pulls her dress up to sit above his hips. She jacks herself a few times to spread the lube and spit around. She lines herself up with Phantom’s waiting hole and slaps his ass.
“Wait wait wait you’re not gonna prep first?” He yelps.
“Color?”
“Green.”
Rain sneers “Do you really think you deserve it pup?”
She pushes the head in.
“You spent all day stalking me.”
She pushes in a little more.
“You lie to my face.”
She pulls all the way out.
“And then you break two rules. So tell me pup do you really think you deserve it?”
Phantom whines and writhes under her “No ma’am. You’re right I don't, I'm sorry.”
Rain slams into him bottoming out in one thrust. Phantom howls at the stretch. Rain wasn’t big enough to really hurt him, but it still burned without any prep. He’d definitely feel her long after this was over.
She gives him no time to adjust, immediately setting a brutal pace, one hand gripping his hip and the other keeping a tight hold on the leash. She yanks on it in time with her thrusts pulling strangled little moans from Phantom.
“Ma’am please please. I’m good, I'm good, I promise.”
He tries to grind his hips back on Rain’s cock, trying to get her deeper.
“Are you?”
“Please I am I am I’m good.”
“Then fucking take it.”
She shifts her hips and the next thrust hits his prostate dead on. He keens and clenches hard around her. She groans and throws her head back.
“Come on pup be a good boy. Be a good fucking boy.” She punctuates each word with a thrust, grinding her hips against his ass.
She pulls hard on the leash until Phantom is pulled up and pressed tight against Rain’s chest. She licks and kisses over his shoulders before dragging her tongue up the column of his throat to his ear. She pants heavy and low in his ear and nips at the lobe.
“You take it so well, slutty little puppy.”
She pinches and twists his nipples. He whines high and feminine. Rain drags her hand down his body and grabs his dick. She jacks him as she grinds into him. It only takes a few more strokes and Phantom is spilling hot and heavy into her hand.
“Thank you ma’am thank you thank you thank you.” He pants and whines as Rain milks every drop out of him. She brings her hand to his face.
“Clean your mess puppy.”
Phantom drops his mouth and wraps his tongue around her fingers when she shoves them into his mouth. He sucks until he feels her bite into his shoulder shooting into him thrusting her spend as deep as she can manage into him.
She takes a moment to catch her breath before lapping at the wound to close it. She drops them onto the bed, kissing Phantom sweetly between the horns. She unclips the collar and kisses around the red marks left on his neck.
“You were such a good boy for me pup. Come on let’s get you cleaned up.”
Phantom whines and shakes his head burying his nose into her chest.
“Wanna stay here?”
He nods and tilts his head up to kiss the underside of her chin making her laugh.
“You know we have to clean you up love bug.”
“Aren’t you like a super water ghoul right now? Just” he gestures vaguely “magic it away.”
“No bug, I can't magic it away, it has to go somewhere.”
“Fiiiine” he groans.
Rain just laughs and hauls him up, pulling him to the shower. She holds him close, swaying slightly to a silent rhythm.
#the band ghost#nameless ghouls#ghost bc#phantom ghoul#rain x phantom#rain ghoul#raintom#mdni#the band ghost fic#golfball writes
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Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 3.
1.Ruin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
2.Lunar: When I was your age-
Bloodmoon, mocking Lunar: When I was your height.
Lunar:
Lunar: Listen here you little shit-
3.Bloodmoon, to Moon: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
4.Bloodmoon rushes by with an armful of water bottles
Sun: What's going on?
Moon: Bloodmoon wouldn't drink water.
Sun: …And?
Moon: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Bloodmoon, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
5.Moon, texting: Ruin, will you please go to sleep?
Ruin, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
Eclipse, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Moon, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Ruin, texting: I’m trying
Eclipse, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Moon, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)
6.Eclipse: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Bloodmoon: …I was hungry.
7.Sun, texting Moon: Moon! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Moon: Where are you?
Sun: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Moon: I'll call Earth.
Earth, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Moon: Where's Sun? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Earth: Sun? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Earth:
Earth: I'll call you back. Hangs up
Earth: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Sun: WHO ARE YOU!?
9.Eclipse: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Lunar: Even better!
Eclipse: What the fuck did you-
Lunar: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.
10.Bloodmoon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Eclipse, used to Bloodmoon being dumb: Sure…
Bloodmoon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Eclipse: Okay?
Bloodmoon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Eclipse:
Bloodmoon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Eclipse: Jesus, that one is a little-
Ruin, interested: No, no, Bloodmoon, keep going.
11.Bloodmoon, grinning: I have a knife!
Earth: Put it down, Bloodmoon.
Bloodmoon: Make me! sprints away
12.Monty: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
Earth: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because she is in love with him.
Bloodmoon: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Lunar: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Chica: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Ruin: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
13.Earth: Regular soda is too sweet!
Bloodmoon: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Earth: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!
Bloodmoon: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Earth: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Bloodmoon: I’m going to physically attack you.
Earth: Which is better, Ruin?
Ruin: Oh, I usually drink water!
Bloodmoon: Wha- NO!
Earth: DISGUSTING!
14.Sun, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Moon: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
15.Eclipse: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?
Earth: Tell them how you really feel.
Sun: Slowly distance yourself from them.
Bloodmoon: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.
Eclipse, being handed a sword: …well heck.
16.Moon: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
17.Bloodmoon and Ruin texting
Bloodmoon: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Ruin: Isn't Eclipse there?
Bloodmoon: Yes but I like you more.
18.Eclipse: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Lunar: Um, murder???
Ruin: Adventuring!
Bloodmoon: Tuesday.
19.Eclipse: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Lunar, Sun, Earth, and Bloodmoon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
20.Sun: Christmas lights?
Moon: Check.
Lunar: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Moon: Check.
Earth: Santa suits?
Moon: Check.
Eclipse: Shovel?
Moon: Check.
Bloodmoon: Alibi and bail money?
Moon: Check- wait, WHAT?!
#Fnaf#glamrock chica#montgomery gator#sundrop#moondrop#sun and moon show#sams lunar#sams eclipse#sams earth#sams bloodmoon#sams ruin#incorrect quotes
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chapter two
“The world was whole then, the sun and moon together as one”
pairing: charles leclerc x fem¡stroll!reader
word count: 1.4k+
warnings: asshole!charles, asshole!reader, mentions of Jules (this one actually trigger me), google translator italian/french, light mentions of death
disclaimer: any photo used is not supposed to represent the reader, are all Pinterest pics that matches the context
PS: reader is a slytherin (just like me) sorry if you don’t see yourself in this house but just matches perfectly with her personality.
⇦⇦⇦ previous part
(Y/N) Stroll POV:
I fixed the straps of my Ferrari red dress which in my opinion is RIDICULOUS to dress up in this specific colour. Okay, I’m not gonna lie I look pretty hot in this tone of red but I look hot in every tone of red so fuck it. I think I would look prettier in my classic green but let’s keep this in mind for the season start gala he’s gonna have to wear a dark green suit at least.
Got my keys, purse and mobile and headed to my Aston Martin Valhalla that my dad gave it to me (exclusive till the moment because customers will only order at the middle of 2023).
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“Wow dressed up all for me?” Charles annoying Leclerc smirked while hugging me and kissing my cheek (ew this feels so weird).
“Unfortunately yes. But good news for me is that you are wearing a green suit in the gala next week in exchange” I didn’t told anyone yet but he doesn’t need to know.
“Absolutely not! Binotto is going to kill me”
“I talk with him about it no problem, sweetheart” I said while seating and opening the menu.
“Already knows what you’ll eat?” I asked after some minutes in weird silence.
“Probably a carbonara, the pasta in this place is amazing. You should try it”
“Well I’ll ask for some tagliatelle” I stand up my arm to call the waiter.
“It’s a Italian restaurant (Y/n) they speak Italian, let me do the talk for you mon ange”
“Prenderemmo uno tagliatelle, uno spaghetti alla carbonara e un vino per favore” I said smiling right after rolling my eyes at the driver.
“Qualche preferenza per il vino?”
“Voglio un Castello Tricerchi Brunello di Montalcino, grazie”
“I-I didn’t know you speak Italian” he gasped?
“Now you do” I forced a smile (god this is also entering the list of best moments, he looks soo taken back)
“S-So Lorenzo gave me a couple of questions we should do to know each other better in case the reporters ask us” he said picking his phone to show me a WhatsApp message with a bunch of questions.
“For real?? Shoot it, so we can end this up faster”
“Okay, favourite colour?”
“Your’s red mine’s green and black”
“Obsessed” he faked a cough “Do you have any pets?”
“Yeah, I got a Doberman named Sirius”
“From Sirius Black, like the Harry Potter one?”
“Yeah” god, where’s the food?
“Wait. What’s your Hogwarts house?” He asked like is the most important question ever.
“I’m a slytherin, for sure the best one” sorry not sorry.
“Hm I thought so, you kinda look a bit like Voldemort”
“Says the one who looks like one of Malfoy’s friends”
“Excuse me!? Whatever, back to pets I don’t got any. But I would like to have a little dog, nothing like a Doberman they’re scary-“
“He’s actually pretty cute but he’s trained so I can make him bite your flat ass” I would pay good money to watch this scene.
“Best moment in F1”
“Silverstone podium, last year” a hard race but I got my best result there. A P3 with Bottas in P2 and Lewis in P1.
“Monza, 2019” he smiles gently but drop it when reads the next question.
“Worst moment in F1”
“Jules’ accident” I answer without thinking twice.
This is actually one of my worst memories ever, Charles was lucky for didn’t get to see it in person like I did. I couldn’t sleep properly because of the nightmares for 3 weeks straight. Jules took care of me when I was younger, specially because I always competed against his godson so we always were together, he was kinda a big brother figure for me. He knew that my father payed more attention in my younger brother and he said something once that made me really try to get into F1…
“You’re a good kid (Y/N), you’ve got a long way. Call me crazy but I can see it featured everywhere ‘First female driver in Formula One in decades. The very much first female race winner ever. She came from far but she came to win! (Y/N) Stroll is the winner of the Canadian Grand Prix’” he said with a commentator voice making me laugh.
“I know it’s soo hard to be part of a real team in F1 and being a girl we both know will be even harder but you got to do it. You are stronger than almost all those little boys and you are going to show them in the future, but don’t be too harsh with my little Charles okay? I want to see you guys driving together one day” I tried to smile back at him but I wanted to cry so bad.
“I want to drive with you one day, Jules!” I said hugging his legs.
“I can’t promise that we will but I want to do that too, okay? Gonna make everything possible to make it happen, girl” he ruffled my hair gently.
“Yeah because he already promised me that, you ugly” Charles screamed at me coming out of nowhere “Come fast or I’ll slash your tires”
“I miss him so fucking bad. I was going to say the same thing, at least there’s one thing we agree with” he tried to laugh, and the waiter just arrived with our food.
“If exist something that lift me up from sadness around this topic it’s wine and think that he would be proud of me and my achievements. I like to remember all the memories we got together like me, you, Pierre and Esteban with Jules, Norman and Lorenzo taking care of us and trying to compete in karts but these old bastards almost made us crash every time” he let out a genuine giggle and true smile before trying the wine.
“Hmmm good wine choice”
“I know, it’s one of my favourites. My brother gave me this one as a prank and I ended up liking it”
“So one more question. Biggest dream?”
“Both of us dream in being world champions don’t we?”
“You actually right, ew. Okay, hm your dream travel?” He asked after chewing (disgustingly) his pasta, I swear he eats like a child.
“Don’t know if I have one… Maybe Seychelles, I discovered this place recently but it’s so pretty, like the ocean and the rainforest is incredible in the pics I saw. Or maybe Egypt! I’ve never been there-“
“Okay I got it, you like travelling! I don’t know mine, but I would like to see Argentina better maybe? Now-”
“Wait my BeReal just-“ I love this app but sometimes I would like to uninstall this shit “Give me your hand!”
“What?” When he took my hand in his I took my BeReal without showing his face.
“You don’t have it?” I asked putting my phone back in my purse, just waiting to see my friends' reactions.
“Pierre actually told me to download it but I don’t know”
“Oh come on it’s fun, download it!” I picked up his phone and put in his hands while drinking the end of my glass.
“I mean is kinda cool but what’s the point? What if I’m in the bathroom?”
“The point is being real like showing yourself to your friends without make up, filters, you know just living your life. And when it notifies in the bathroom just put your hand in front of the camera it’s for best”
“Okay…”
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I’m ABSOLUTELY out of breath after seeing the BeReal’s reactions:
😲 pedritogostoso10: bitch u didn’t told me??? ik this watch is expensive so at least it’s a good catch
😃 howdydannyric: wow good pasta but poor wine choice 🤠
>>> memyselfstroll: just because it isn’t expensive doesn’t mean it’s bad
>>> howdydannyric: whatever you say extreme cheapskates
😍 yourdreamliv: hope you liked the dress in the end 👀❤️
>>> memyselfstroll: i just don’t stop paying you bc if i do some public shit u gonna save my ass!!
😍 thebestleclerc: enjoyed the questions?
>>> memyselfstroll: you dont know how much i hate u rn Lorenzo
If only I could tell Daniel… but he will bring this up till the rest of my life. Well I can tell him we are fake when we go public, I just need to remember that not a lot of people can know about it. In the moment just me, my “boyfriend”, our PRs, my father, my pt and our team principals.
I only can imagine when Danny and Seb get to know it. Not even my brother knows I’m “dating” someone, he’s going to get so frustrated when I tell him it’s fake! This boy try to get me a boyfriend for so many years it’s going to be funny tho.
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A Story for my wife my everything @eadanga
A one shot ~ Anniversary
Chris walks around awaiting for MC to get dressed. Today was their anniversary. Chris feels around his pockets looking at the clock above their bed.
"Honey you almost done?" Chris asks.
Mc giggles from the bathroom "patience dear" After five minutes she comes out wearing a red dress her hair in a long braid.
Chris gives mc a wolfcall, his arms around her lifting her up kissing mcs nose.
"My you look so beautiful we may not make it to our date" mc pokes Chris nose and smiled.
The Two go outside their home holding hands. Into the car mc grins as she was let into the passenger seat. Chris takes the drivers seat and they drive off. Chris still holds her hand as they drive off.
Twenty minutes later
"My lady" Chris opens the car door for mc kissing her hand. Closing the door after she steps out he smiles and gets into The restaurant. Mc sits in front of Chris. A blond waitress opens her note pad looking mainly at Chris. "What'll you both have today?"
Mc smiles at the waitress "I will have the ribs and the burger" the waitress dots it in her note pad and mutters 'no wonder that dress look like it don't fit' which causes mc to raise her brow at her not knowing what she said.
"And you handsome?" The waitress grins at Chris. Chris lowers the menu looking at the waitress in her eyes "I will have the spaghetti and beef sandwiches" She dots down his order.
"Oh and don't think I haven't heard what you said about my girls outfit. Don't expect a tip" Chris said crossing his arms. Mc smiles her cheeks turning a bright red. The waitress scoffs and stomps away. "I was wondering what she said. Glad you heard it" she grabs Chris hand and smiles at him. Minutes later the couple Ate and walked outside. "Let's go over there" Chris points to a Park near them. The two walk and the sun was beginning to set, MC and Chris both sat on a bench. "The moment we got together I knew you was the one" Chris holds mcs hand getting up kneeling in front of her as she sits on the bench. "Well you was with that evil bitch Becca" Mc giggles "Then I stole you"
Chris shakes his head smiling "And here we are. Finished with college. Which is why I'm glad we are together. Happy anniversary" Chris digs into his pockets. Taking out a small ring box.
Mcs eyes widen "YES!" She squeals and Chris places the ring on her finger. They then kiss. The kiss was deep and passionate. She wraps her arms around him and smirks "You meet me in that car now!" She slaps Chris ass.
Chris carries mc to their car. The two drive off somewhere private, After parking the MC lift Chris shirt her new ring on her left finger. Her kisses trail over his neck sitting on his lap as they are both on the hood of the car, Chris grabs mcs ass and smirk "Do me like one of your french boys" he says smiling.
Chris then takes charge, lifting mcs dress showing her bare breasts, he cusp them sucking on her lift nipple. Mc began to moan grabbing his hair. Chris tongue circles around her nipple. Growing wetter "Ravish me Chris!" Mc yells Chris smiles feeling the mcs wet panties "soaking aren't you baby?" He pulls her panties off slowly. The two then kiss as Chris hard throbbing length rub against the mcs pussy, he feels how wet she is slowly entering inside her feeling her tight walls around him. Chris then kiss her deeply both of their tongues dancing as they kiss and Chris pounds her harder with each thrust. Mc breaks the kiss gasping and the two climax together.
After climaxing they both sit and cuddle all bare watching the moon from the hood of their car. Wondering what the future holds next.
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everybody scream and clap for them or im blowing this whole website up
mine and @michaelburnnham's beloved OCs, Somnus and Lemnos, from our dnd campaign. they're a warped bodyguard/bodyguarded dynamic. they are a queerplatonic t4t couple but one of them isn't out and doesn't plan to be. they are codependent disasters. they are causing extreme concern to everybody around them. <3
their three big eras: pre-exile (Dell and Mavis), separation arc (nameless), and present day (Somnus and Lemnos).
after Mavis' life was put in danger by corrupt city officials, Dell faked his death and they fled Silverymoon. the strain of losing their identities caused them to have a fight a few months into exile, resulting in a three-month separation that sent Somnus spiraling into depression and paranoid delusion and Lemnos spiraling up into mania and psychosis. they reunited by chance when Somnus' paranoia-induced fugue state led him to stab Lemnos, with delusions of invincibility, through the chest. they have been inseparable ever since, and four years later still travel together weirding out strangers with their somewhat incomprehensible dynamic.
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ID (copied from alt text): Three side-by-side full body drawings of Somnus and Lemnos in different eras. The first, on the right, shows them pre-exile, as Sir Dell and Lord Mavis Fulmine. Dell is a tall, well-built young human with medium brown skin and long dark brown hair tied up in a bun. He has brown-black eyes and is clean shaven. He is wearing silver plate and chain mail, decorated with the Silverymoon unicorn. His cape is light blue with a silver trim at the hem, and he is wearing a silver shield on his back. He has his right hand resting on the ornate scabbard of his longsword. He has an open expression with a slight smile.
Mavis, standing slightly in front of him on the right, is a short, thin half-elf with light brown freckled skin and long black wavy hair, fastened up. His eyes are medium-brown, and his earlobes pierced. He is wearing an all white suit; a sheer button-up shirt with a floral lace pattern, showing his bra underneath, a suit jacket draped over his shoulders, slacks, and white dress shoes. He has his right hand (viewer's left) in his trouser pocket, and his other resting on his leg, showing a couple of rings. He has a French manicure on his nails and some delicate white eye makeup. He is smirking with one eyebrow raised.
The second image shows Somnus and Lemnos in their separation arc. They look dramatically different, are standing slightly further apart, and have contrasting backgrounds; Somnus stands backlit on a dark grey background, while Lemnos is surrounded by a bubbly multi-coloured backdrop. Where the two people meet, the dark grey background cuts into the rainbow bubbles with forks of lightning.
Somnus is wearing the same armour as he did as Dell, but with Silverymoon's unicorn sigil covered up and a darker, plain cape with equally plain scabbard. He is much thinner, his armour and face are covered in dirt and streaks of blood. His hair is loose and tangled, partially covering his face, and he has a short scruffy beard. His right hand (viewer's left) crackles with electricity, and he holds his bloody sword drawn in his left. There is a spark of light in his visible eye, and he scowls out at the viewer with his shoulders drawn up and head tilted down.
Lemnos' hair has been cut dramatically shorter to a messy bob, and he has numerous new piercings in his face and ears, as well as a huge snake tattoo that starts at his clavicle, curls up to his neck and down his arm, and then finishes with the tail at the base of his sternum. He is scantily dressed in a black bra, black leather shorts, spaghetti-strapped high-heeled shoes, and a long flowing red robe with fur trim, which shows off the stretch marks on his belly. He has various jewellery, notably a sun and moon pendant around his neck. He has messy black nail polish and tear-streaks of black makeup down his face. He is smiling, dreamily, looking off to the right, while his hands rest near his waist and hips.
In the third drawing, Somnus and Lemnos are back to the positions they started in, overlapping slightly more. Somnus' hair is cut shorter to a bob that has grown out slightly, hanging loose at his shoulders. He has well-kept stubble and tired lines under his eyes, with a neutral expression. He is only wearing the breastplate of the Knight in Silver armour, over a plain black doublet. He is wearing a dark blue-grey cloak, holding a wooden shield with dark steel spars in his right hand and his sword in his left, crossed over pointing towards his right foot. The sword is engraved with the word "SOMNUS" on the blade.
Lemnos' hair has grown out to reach about his collarbone, now worn loose. He has all the same piercings, including one in his septum, with more understated eyeliner and less visible jewellery. He is wearing a dark blue taffeta shirt with long ribbed sleeves, accessorised with a bolo-type tie that resembles a spine and thin gold chains that resemble ribs. He is wearing black leather pants and heeled leather boots. His nails are painted gold. A curve of the snake tattoo is poking up from the collar of his shirt. He is smiling.
The other three images are the same drawings separated out into individual files.
#somnus and lemnos#ocs#my art#things i made#image described#they r going thru it rn and have been living rent free in my brain for months#somnus
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TADC AU time!
Since everyone's doing it thought I might make a TADC AU!!!
It's about Mire, (Not me the character) Faltor, Filorin, Falia, and Sninlia! The original characters are included too though!
Mire: Their head is an animated scribble that you can ever so slightly see the shape of an eye something. They wears a light-ish pink hoodie and black jeans, with one purple and one blue sneaker. However, when they are depressed, they wear a black and red striped over-sized sweater, with black runner sweatpants, and simple black and red sneakers with skull designs on them. They have the ability to basically transform their arms into tentacles to reach stuff. However, their entire body is actually made of one really long line thus they can only stretch so far. They can also store things in their stomach like it's a void of holding. Because of this, Jax likes to randomly shove stuff into Mire. They play the guitar and have anger issues. (Hint VERY gay)
Faltor: His head is a 2nd grader's impression of the sun. A yellow circle with yellow spikes. Yep. He has one eye placed vertically in the center of the sun shape. His iris is blue, but his pupil only shows when he's mad. Also when he is mad, all his visible outlines get fuzzy and static like. He wears the same demeanor of clothes as Caine just with different colors. Black button-down shirt with a white suit vest over it. The vest has a blue lining and little light blue clouds on it. He wears a blue ribbon around his neck, tied in a loose bow. (Although I should note that the sun shape floats a few inches above the neck.) He has white pants, and black fancy click-clack shoes. (Idk what they're called XD) He eats and drinks by just dumping the said food/drink in his neck. Jax likes to run his hand in between Faltor's neck and head, bc he's thinks it funny bc he's dumb. (Fight me)
Filorin: His head is a flame, glowing brighter or dimmer depending on his mood. He wears a simple back wool button-up shawl, covering his torso. He wears dark navy blue pants and simple buckle leather boots. He also has a little brown leather satchel. His eyes are little white circles that float a centimeter or two in front of his head. The circles are usually semi-circles as he is tired most of the time. He is very shy, and hates talking to people. (Unless it's Faltor) Yes, the fire that is his head will hurt and burn other people/items. Jax likes to toss random flammable objects into Filorin's head, to see if he can land a shot and watch it burn. Even though he hates talking, some people still try to be friends with him.
Falia: She is viewed as gorgeous by the other circus members, (Except for Faltor and Filorin and including Caine) Her head appears to be made of ink in a smooth sphere. She has a silver crescent moon shape on the front of her face, and a large purple eye filling most of the empty space left. She appears to be wearing 4-point star earrings (Despite having no ears) She wears an elegant black spaghetti noodle dress, that flows down, were there is almost a cape like section of the skirt that drags behind her. It seems to flow into stars and nebula's, looking like a piece of space was placed upon her dress. She has a cool, collected and royal manor. She speaks in a calm almost dead voice, the same every time. And no she doesn't get mad, or sad, or anything! That would be silly... (Heh heh, trauma related) Faltor is her brother, and she views his fondly. Jax will occasionally just...take scoops of Falia's ink to throw at Filorin. She acts like she doesn't care.
Sninlia: Sninlia's head is a snow flake. It has a very intricate and complicated, yet graceful design. (Which is why it makes it so difficult to get the shape back every time Jax melts her head) She wears a royal looking robe, (very similar to kinger's) except it's icy blue, and has icicles coming out the bottom. A light snow also drifts from the bottom of her robe, so you can always tell where she's been. She is rather quiet, but when she does speak she is very serious. Jax makes fun of her a lot for this. Jax also finds it fun to use Filorin's head to melt Sninlia's snowflake, forcing her to go place it in a mold like thing and freeze it again. Sninlia and Falia are dating (Although neither of them will admit it) and they are very close. Despite how Sninlia seems, she loves dancing to classical music or just dancing. She favors music quite a bit and will sometimes even listen to Mire play guitar, even though it's most definitely not her style of music. Sninlia is also Filorin's sister, and she wishes he would socialize more.
Jax: He is much more annoying with these new peeps around. Although, Caine and Bubble have noticed him blushing a little when he's around Mire. (Don't worry guys this isn't a cannon ship!)
Caine: He has a really big crush on Falia and has no idea she's already dating someone.
Ragatha: Yes, ButtonBlossom is cannon, but she likes hanging out with Filorin and Falia. Sometimes Mire, but only if she sees their lonely.
Pomni: She loves her girlfriend very much, and likes hanging out with Filorin. Although not that often, because she gets a bit weirded out by him.
Kinger: He didn't really like any of them but if he had to choose one to hang out with, it'd be Faltor. So they could autism together.
Gangle: Prefers to just hide from Jax, but occasionally try to talk to Filorin. *Ahem,* emphasis on the try
Zooble: Hangs out with Mire a lot and doesn't like any of the rest of them.
I post more about it if y'all send me some asks.
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#original character#tadc jax#oc#tadc pomni#amazing digital circus#gooseworx#tadc au#original au#tadc oc#tadc original character
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🖊️ 🎶 💘 🎂 🍝 😊 😥 for rosie and 💯 🔺 🐈 🍎 🖤 🍸 🧐 for pietro <3
This took me SO long to answer but that's because the questions were so good!!
🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? Do they want any (more) tattoos?
Rosaria has a tarot card tattoo on her arm and a rose tattoo on her thigh. The latter came a bit before she started her first college semester. It was her 17th birthday and her sister insisted that she needed a tattoo before her college journey began. Since Sonia is a tattoo addict and Sal also has a handful of tattoos (I need to make more of his but I'm lazy shh) for Rosaria to get one was like a ‘rite of passage.’ Either way, she likes her thigh tattoo because she thinks it looks like an intricate design when she puts on stockings.
But the downfall of this is when she wears stockings with intricate designs, her tattoo is still visible and throws the design off. The tarot tattoo is more recent and it also serves as a display for how much she loves colored tattoos rather than black and white ones.
Rosaria has seen some really cute tattoo ideas of flowers at the ankles or a kitten hugging the moon, and she would love them on her but, because of her career goals she thinks they could be very unprofessional or at worse, look immature.
🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?
She has a nostalgic love for 80s rock and 80s pop due to her parents always playing it when she was little. Beyond that she grew up in a house with all sorts of music: Sal loved rappers, Sonia loved rock! Rosaria found herself leaning towards indie pop and indie rock. Because I’m the sort of person who has to know what sort of music my OCs listen to so I can get into their headspace, I’m gonna name off some musicians!
Tennis, The Bird and the Bee, Florence & The Machine, Lana Del Ray (she got into her during like, 2014 or 2013 tumblr. same with Florence), Mitski, Steve Lacy, and Toro y Moi.
💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?
Her immediate family is very important to her, because it feels 'small and fragile.' Her mom died when she was going into Middle School, her dad began living his life self-destructively soon after therefore, Rosaria consequently grew up worried about her siblings dying young in addition to herself dying young. Her cat Briscola is also very important to her, because Rosaria feels like domestic animals depend on humans and consequently, if something happens to them its her fault and she's a failure in some way.
🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs?
Rosaria’s birthday is March 26, she’s 28 going on 29 and her sign is Aries which hopefully puts every one of her confrontational scenes in a better context 😂 I’m gonna be honest and say Rosaria’s behavior is based on my grandmother who is also an Aries who switches from being a diligent worker, a sweet, pleasant, caring person, then the most combative person ever.
🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?
Grilled chicken wraps, tortellini with ricotta and spinach.
😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life?
When Rosaria was a kid she wanted to be the President. Looking back, Rosaria recognizes she always wanted to make the world a better place, because in addition to fixating on history, she was obsessed with how the creation of laws and rules were formed. When she learned that people in government made laws, that’s when Rosaria decided: “oh! I want to be President so I decide which laws exist!” ‘cause you know, kids simplify logic like that.
She wanted to be a lawyer in Middle School and High School, but by High School she felt like her family wasn’t likely to put her through Law School due to their low finances. Once she was in college, she majored in Communications because she felt like she would graduate quickly with some sort of [dead-end] job to satisfy her family. Rosaria still wanted to make the world a better place though, so she would always participate in activist rallies and protests.
As she studies to be a lawyer now, Rosaria still aspires to help people. [Unaware that Raphael allegedly wants her to be a consigliere.] I consider middle-aged Rosaria, in the Sink or Swim AU, to be an Immigration Lawyer which ties into her passion about helping others have a better life.
😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool?
Rosaria is prone to anxiety. In a mild case she’s overthinking a situation, but in a severe case she’s having panic attacks. High levels of neuroticism runs on the father’s side of her family. But beyond that, a good deal of Rosaria’s general stress comes from her overworking herself and setting high expectations for herself. To receive bad feedback in college, or work, can send her into a brief depression.
💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.
1. Because he immigrated at seven years old and was thrust into English-speaking schools he struggled reading, writing, and speaking. Because this school was [shitty] and underfunded, apathetic teachers would consequently place Pietro in Special Education Classes that did not help him either. Dissatisfied with school [and seeing it as a place where he would just be humiliated] Pietro would stop going at fourteen years old.
2. His English gradually improved because his big sister, Donatella, would take him to the local theater every Saturday and they would watch movies. It was more of a listening experience than anything else.
3. Pietro was coerced into a sexual relationship with Daciano’s mother, Maria Falcone when he was twenty. Neither Ernesto or Daciano are aware of this. But, Pietro was residing with Ernesto and Maria at the time. Ernesto and Maria were splitting up, and Maria frequently made passes at Pietro wanting to fulfill a personal fantasy of having a young, fit guy fulfill her needs. As a result, Pietro felt to secure the fact he had a roof over his head, he had to sleep with Ernesto's wife.
🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?
If it was required for Pietro to cut up a man, he could do it with expertise. This is because his father, Umberto, made his living as a butcher and had his sons assist with the shop. He knows how to cut chickens and remove their innards and just the same he knows vital spots on the human body. Frankly, he would prefer to use a gun to kill.
🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends?
Pietro is a man with a few close friends. However, he feels it’s good to be sociable and know others: because when people think that they know you, they can be resourceful in times of need. Prison taught him the importance of keeping his circle small, but even as a child and teen Pietro was a quiet, observant boy. He could be in a group of people, only making a meaningful connection with roughly three or four other kids.
🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?
Pietro was born in Sicily [Tartosa] and now he resides in America so he is nowhere close to his birthplace. He misses Sicily, although he isn’t quite sure if he romanticizes his home country or not. Either way, Pietro isn’t fond of city living. Apartments terrified him as a kid - it’s too much noise and it didn’t seem right to stack people on top of each other. Houses located in busy districts are just as worse as the noise persists. He would rather live in quiet, unassuming suburbs where nothing happens or the countryside. However, living in the countryside means the commute to work would be too long, so Pietro settles for suburbia.
🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
Hurting others comes with the nature of Pietro’s occupation. However, an instance of Pietro harming someone within Sink or Swim can be seen when he and others pummeled Mendel the dentist. Pietro has broken hearts and trust more on a profound level when it comes to his family. And that is something we will dive in later within this story’s narrative.
🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink?
Bourbon!
🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional?
Pietro is sneaky, but he is also logical and level-headed. He analyzes situations and he is a reflective thinker. He is capable of becoming emotional in certain situations, but it’s because something he really loves is on the line or something he cares about is at stake. Sometimes, you can get away with jumping and doing something risky when wrapped up in your emotions. But sometimes you can’t afford to.
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Yoo I just discovered your page and I really like your writing!! ❤️
I was wondering if your could do like a small one shot of a shy reader tyring to confess to Joseph bur chickening out the last minute and after a few tires they go for it and maybe you can do the ending
Hope it isn't too complicated 😭❤️
Why thank you! :D I'm glad you like my writing! And of course! This sounds like an adorable prompt! Hope you enjoy!
Once Bitten, Twice Shy, Three I'm Ready to Try (Joseph Joestar X G/N Reader)
You sigh as you watched the crackle of Hamon flow through Joseph's fingertips so smoothly, your heart thumping loudly in your ears. Ever since he arrived with Caesar Zeppeli, you found yourself bitten by the love bug bad. You couldn't help but admire his dashing good looks as well as his charming sense of humor that always made the air light.
When you retired for bed, you kept looking outside at the moon for an answer on how to confess to your crush. You wrote a detailed plan for potential places and times that you would confess your love to him. It was now or never, especially with the fight of the Pillar Men looming.
The first time, you decided to confess to him after his Hamon training with Lisa Lisa. The weather was perfect with the beautiful sun, gentle breeze, and the fresh scent of seawater hitting your nostrils. Joseph's voice could be heard bickering with Caesar about Hamon training. He was right there and you were just so close! But the more you moved a little closer, the faster your heart raced in your ears.
"J-Joseph?" You asked.
"Yes, [Y/N]," He smiled that wonderful smile at you. "What is it?"
"I...I...I," You stutter. It was getting hard to talk. "I just wanted to know, um, if I," You stammer. Why was it so hard to confess? "If I could make some of your favorite foods tonight?"
"Oh, sure," He shrugged. "Whatever works for you!"
The second time, you decided to confess to him when you prepared a nice dinner for Joseph and Caesar along with Suzi Q. You made foods that Joseph would like, such as Spaghetti Al Nero de Seppia. You had a smile on your face as you presented his favorite foods to him, biting your lip when he smiled at you.
"J-Joseph," You stutter again. "I wanted to a-ask you something..."
"Okay," Joseph answered, raising an eyebrow. "What do you want to ask me?"
"I...I...I," You closed your eyes, gulping down the lump in your throat. "I just wanted to say that I hope you enjoy your dinner tonight!" You ran, leaving Joseph all confused.
As you paced in your bedroom at night, the restlessness in your heart burned with a fiery passion. You couldn't put your confession off long enough. You needed to tell him the ultimate truth of your feelings, the love that you felt for him. You decided to go out for a late-night stroll.
...Only to find Joseph himself outside, looking at the moon.
Your eyes widened, your heart thundered loudly in your chest, and it's not a stretch to say that your face was heating up. Joseph turned and gave you a wave and a smile, as if he was beckoning you to join him.
"Hey there, [Y/N]," Joseph greeted. "Man, your cooking is out of this world!"
"T-Thank you, Joseph..."
"Yeah, keep it up and you'll rival Suzi for culinary masterpieces!"
"A-Actually, Joseph," You look at him. "I wanted to talk to you about something. Something that's on my mind lately."
"Oh?" Joseph raised an eyebrow.
"Yes," You took deep breaths. This was it. You couldn't mess this up. "I wanted to say for a long time that I've always, always loved you! Ever since you arrived here! I love your wit, your charm, everything about you! And I wanted to say this before the Pillar Men fight!"
There.
You said it.
Now the turn of fate was up to Joseph. And Joseph grinned cheerily. He took you in his arms and twirled you around, gently caressing your cheek before planting a kiss on it.
"Well now, [Y/N]," Joseph replied. "You have a wonderful way with words!"
#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo kimyou na bouken#jjba part 2#jojo part 2#battle tendency#joseph joestar#joseph joestar x reader#joseph joestar x y/n#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jojo's bizarre adventure
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Bonnie: We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad.
Freddy: People really get a microphone and say anything…
Bonnie: Are you mad at me?
Bonnie: Y'know, bisexuality ain't that hard to understand. Girls are cute, guys are cute. What more do you want from me?
Monty: Your wallet.
Sun: Yo, what if we placed our beds next to each other in Minecraft?
Monty: Um. There's a problem.
Sun: Yes?
Monty: Uh. Don't get mad.
Monty: I don't own Minecraft.
Freddy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Bonnie: Put spaghetti in it.
Freddy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Sun: Put spaghetti in it.
Freddy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Monty: Put spaghetti in it.
Freddy: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Moon: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Solar and not do the thing,
Moon: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Moon: proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke
Sun: running towards Solar with open arms
Solar: moves out of the way
Sun: Hey, why'd you move?!
Solar: I thought you were going to attack me.
Sun: I was going to hug you!
Solar: Why would you hug me?
Sun: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Freddy: What are you two arguing about this time?
Monty: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Moon: Cry me a table, Monty.
Monty: Sun is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
Moon: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Solar: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
Monty: You have an impressive pain tolerance
Solar: Thanks its the trauma
Bonnie: Damn, the power went out.
Moon: Don’t worry, I got this.
Moon: shakes rapidly and starts to light up
Bonnie: What-?
Moon: I swallowed a glow stick!
Bonnie, on the verge of tears from laughing: WHY WOULD YOU-
Moon: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Sun: All I had were sundrops!
Moon: How many?
Sun: Eighteen.
Moon: If I run and leap at Solar, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Moon, running towards Solar: Coming in!
Solar: No! I’m holding coffee!
Solar: Drops coffee and catches Moon Why….
Sun: You have to apologize to Monty!
Moon: Fine!
Moon: Unfuck you, or whatever!
Sun: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.
Solar: I haven't seen Sun and Moon for fifteen minutes now.
Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Sun and Moon running after it in a panic. Solar doesn't look outside at all.
Solar: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
Monty: Why is Freddy crying on the floor?
Bonnie: They're drunk.
Monty: And?
Bonnie: They saw a picture of Sun's boyfriend.
Monty: But they're Sun's boyfriend?
Bonnie: I know.
Sun: Are you a cuddler?
Solar: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Sun:
Solar: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
Moon: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Bonnie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Moon: ...
Moon: You mean ring bearER, right?
Bonnie: ...
Moon: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
(Bonnie: Its just Freddy!
Moon: thank the stars)
#moondrop#daycare attendant#fnaf sb#security breach#sundrop#moon fnaf#fnaf daycare attendant#eclipse fnaf#glamrockbonnie x moondrop#glamrock bonnie x moondrop#glamrock bonnie#glamrock freddy#glamrock freddy x sundrop#monty gator#montgomery gator
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TWST Incorrect Quotes (Ft my OCs)
(Jade: I feel like doing something stupid.
Raven: I’m stupid, do me.)
(Azul : I feel so burnt out.
Jade: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Azul : Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Jade: Well not if you’re expecting it.)
(Riddle: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Lucinda, Maryam, & Azul : Okay.
Riddle: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Lucinda: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Maryam: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Azul : Bold of you to assume I can die.)
(Lapin, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Chen'ya: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Chen'ya:
Chen'ya: It's perfume.)
(Sierra: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Maryam: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Sierra: Okay yeah thanks Maryam, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?)
(Raven: I am in charge of this disaster!
Floyd: I have a name, you know.)
(Floyd: This totally sucks, man.
Jade: This is horrible.
Floyd: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Jade: No, it’s not that, it’s Raven.
Jade: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!)
(Floyd: *nudges Raven at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Raven? Wake up, Raven! Listen! They're sexless!
Raven: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.)
(Floyd: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Lucinda: Floyd, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Floyd: ...
Lucinda: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Floyd: ...
Lucinda: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.)
(Maryam: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Sierra: So fuck oxygen, I guess.)
(Floyd, when Jade walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Floyd: *accidentally smacks Azul in the face with the baking sheet*)
(Maryam: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Eric:
Maryam: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Eric: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.)
(Lapin: When's the last time you slept?
Raven: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Lapin: A few- how many?!
Raven: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Lapin: What you need is sleep!)
(Adrian: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Eric: This is a McDonald's drive thru.)
(Adrian: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Lucinda: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Adrian: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.)
(Maryam: Dom or sub?
Sierra: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.)
(Raven: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Lapin, used to Raven being dumb: Sure...
Raven: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Lapin: Okay?
Raven: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Lapin:
Raven: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Lapin: Jesus, that one is a little-
Sierra, interested: No, no, Raven, keep going)
(Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Floyd, with Chen'ya and Maryam behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Floyd: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Floyd: Lapin FUCKING FELL OFF!)
(*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Leona: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Maryam: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Jade: What about Lucinda? Nobody ever suspects Lucinda!
Lucinda: Well what about Raven? They have a gun!
Raven: Leona has a knife.
Leona: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Jade in the arm*)
(Jade: I can never give Maryam shit because I’m jealous of them. They look at their life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”
Jade: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”)
(Maryam: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Leona: Your life?
Maryam: I- well yes, but-)
(Lucinda: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Lucinda lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!)
(Jade: Why are your tongues purple?
Raven: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Floyd: I had a red one.
Jade: oh.
Jade:
Jade: OH.
Azul :
Azul : You drank eachothers slushies?)
(Floyd: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own TEN guns. Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.)
(Eric: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Jade: Spiders?
Eric: Spiders it is then.
Jade: No, that wasn’t-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*)
(*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Adrian: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Eric: Five second rule!
Chen'ya: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Lucinda: *Sobs on the floor*)
#incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland#nsft oc#slice of life#realistically all these idiots would probably kill each other
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The white sky sips green tea, heat melting its ice, a drink more yellow than the light: a coming of a moon more bright than the afternoon. Nubile mammals noodle down the sidewalks seasoned in spaghetti strapped dresses. Shine sips the tea; it tastes its serenity. Through fogged glasses, the sun’s eyes linger on me. Then the sun looks away, blinded by my directed glance.
And now the night glares. A restlessness mystifies the humid summer air. It jostles streets made labyrinthine. It is brusque; it is obscure. It shouts gibberish. It hears a haze, feebles to scratch this itch. Hell is thirsty in its debt yet the heavens wait to wet. The earth is scorched, so it stays still, but in its core sprinting is its pulse. The beldam universe opens its legs. The virile organism shaves the thick hair on its head. The all is complete. The arms of the all reach. Diurnal delirium is rising in the east: a dizzying, moonlit resistivity.
Writing in rhyme to ask why. Is it form? Serums for smooth skin create bumps. Write with rhythm to ask when. Is rhythm beauty? Is beauty a sin? Writing of form and beauty only right as antonyms. Creating music with haphazard counts, the earth heavies with activity, lightens with words; when it floats, it sprints, where it sinks, it creates. The soil digests expanding space. Biting lips to a crust, soil shits a simple time—specious carbs—to be alive. Lacquering lips to a custard, soil swallows florets—every crumb of petal the heart of its own body.
Passion, passion, eyes see it everywhere, still curious as to when, still curious as to where, I smell it in the air, still curious as to when, still curious as to where, the sun sleeps, and the moon glares…
I think of the people in my life. I hear their thoughts; they think of the sky. It mazes their streets seen from their windows inside. I appear at the same time their thoughts vanish to mist. The mist is the bright moon’s midnight kiss.
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