#sumeru bitches
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wanderer: you don’t know anything about me.
nahida: i know EVERYTHING about you. you are an open book written for very dumb children.
#he is actually quite mysterious but i still thought this was so fitting because of#how nahida put his memories in irminsul using a fairytale type thing#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos#wanderer#scaramouche#nahida#incorrect genshin impact quotes#muji’s favorites#incorrect genshin#genshin impact#incorrect quotes#incorrect genshin quotes#genshin impact incorrect quotes#sumeru bitches
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Put them in a team and watch them fight
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#cyno#kaveh#alhaitham#dori#genshin dori#alhaitham is such a little bitch i love him sm#this is so rushed lmaooo but like yaknow funny funny meme#sumeru characters love crime#genshin memes#genshin impact memes
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Kaveh is terribly out of loop...
#genshin impact#sumeru#sumeru gang#kaveh#lumine#dehya#nilou#cyno#alhaitham#dunyarzad#my art bitch#bangs pots and pans while explaining that dunyarzad has all of them in a grip
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WERE ONLY HERE TO HELP THEM FIX THEIR ISSUES.
#genshin impact#genshin#genshin spoilers#alhaitham story spoilers#genshinimpact#haikaveh#kaveh#al haitham#alhaitham#sumeru#genshin 3.4#genshin 3.4 spoilers#these bitches gay#IM SO DONE WITH THEM ASDFGHKl#gorgeous sumeru boys🫶🏼
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#he's right#genshin impact#genshin#alhaitham#genshin alhaitham#al haitham#the realest bitch in sumeru
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Never letting ya'll forget how flat out mean / brutally honest Venti can be.
Hate that they changed Venti's original voiceline about Razor but I will never forget:
Hoyo needs to bring back this Venti because I fell in love with him first.
#Honestly Venti's so sexy for shitting on Paimon#He's such an icon#Everyone's all uwu sumeru characters they ate Paimon tf up#Listen bitch and listen closely#VENTI WALKED OK HE STRUTTED THAT FUCKING RUNWAY SO THAT SUMERU CHARACTERS COULD RUN!!#AND DON'T EVER MISTAKE#HE WAS THE FIRST!!#I'm never letting ya'll forget about this Venti
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Played genshin again for the first time in two years (I have been informed it has only been one actually)
#my art#fanart#genshin impact#venti#genshin impact venti#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#albedo#??? does he have last name#Klee#I shan’t tag the scribbled ladies. no tagging of background lesbians here. only foreground lesbos get that privilege#anyways venti and kaeya are my favourite characters#I think it’s so fucking funny how mean diluc is like HES VALID RIGHT BUT HES SUCH A BITCH ITS FUNNY#also for concerned parties; I don’t ship them#Anyways what actually got me to pick it up again was I saw a clip of cyno and I was like oh fuck… tan skinned dogboy…. started frothing at t#FROTHING at the mouth you don’t know me you don’t underSTAND#imagine my fucking disappointment. to find out. this fucker isn’t even a dogboy HES JUST A FURRY.#AND I missed his banner.#WHAT. EVER. I’ll just pull for Candace or something#I haven’t even explored inazuma……………….. but I wanna go to sumeru………. auch#I don’t think anyone reads my tags but if ur reading this and ur wondering wether I’ll ever post locked tomb or undertake stuff again….#the answer is I WANT TO but I don’t control what my body makes ok. I’m trapped in this vessel but I do not puppet it around my body is#at the mercy of otherworldly forces and I submit to their will#simply because it is easier than the alternative#I’m NOT discoursing but I would have picked up genshin way faster if there were more darker skinned charas#like something something politics or whatever but I. personally. me? I just find melanized characters more appealing is all
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there's no way...
#genshin impact#genshin impact leaks#genshin sumeru#sumeru#mihoyo#hoyoverse#genshin nilou#genshin tighnari#genshin dori#genshin cyno#genshin al haitham#genshin dehya#🤢🤢🤢 disgusting#wishing the worst for whoever greenlit this#actually kys#genshin impact kusanali#answer for ur crimes u ugly bitch
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What do you mean “if I have an AU I want to make comics for, I actually have to make the designs and draw the comics???” Why can’t I just magically manifest them into existence??? Anyways, here’s some KevinSu fam and MobiKlein fam designs and concepts for a “Flame Chasers + whoever else is convenient for me get reborn into Genshin and slowly regain their memories from Honkai” AU
Mobius and Klein were Tanit scholars/doctors
(OG Klein is the one on the far left btw. I know I changed a lot of her design elements and I’m not sure how clear that is, so I’m just specifying here. Also, it’s on the side of her belt so idk how well y’all can see it, but she has a hydro vision)
They left the tribe pretty early on (if you’ve played that quest™️, you know why. If you don’t, I’m not gonna spoil it here)
They also left so Mobi could investigate the withering and see if it might have any connections to the Honkai/ see if there was any chance of the Honkai leaking into Teyvat
Klein never got her Honkai memories back, but she still fell in love with Mobi anyways and they’re still lab partners. Mobi got her memories back fairly early on
Klein got Eleazar, so they decided to move from the desert to Sumeru city to seek better medical treatment
She’s fine now and made it through the end of the arcon quest, so she got cured 👍
Mobi is a professor at the academia
Her students are terrified of her
So usual Mobius shenanigans
Being a professor also put her in a position where she’s closer to Irminsul, so she’s content with the situation
The matra know damn well she’s continuing her artificial life experiments, but they can’t prove shit so she’s in the clear
Alhaitham was the first successful clone baby she made, Klein jr was the second
The thing Elysia did to Su’s arm stuck through the reincarnation, so Su got his memories back very early on
He grew up on the same block as Fu Hua over in Liyue harbor, but she didn’t get her memories back until her late teens
Su grew up hearing a lot of stories about the chasm, and he was worried that it might have something to do with the Honkai
But he didn’t actually have the clearance to investigate that, so had to go to Sumeru Academia to get the research clearance only to find out about Eleazar and the Withering and get significantly more anxious
Imagine his face after being told he has to go through med school again lmao (at least there’s legitimately different illnesses and treatments in Teyvat, so he does have something new to learn)
Anyways, he ran into Mobi and Kevin at the Academia
Kevin grew up in Mondstad and got his memories back in his early 20s. He moved to Sumeru city because he thought it’d be the place with highest chance of him running into someone he knows so that they can explain wtf is going on
Kevin and Su got married somewhere along the way I guess, but that’s not important right now
Anyways, Mobius basically stole their genes off their clothes or something so she wouldn’t have to use any of Klein’s in the prototypes for her experiments
Alhaitham was the first successful artificial life she made and she just sorta handed him off to Kevin and Su and they both sorta just “aight, guess we have a kid now”
Mobius still got to be his grandma though and watched him a lot while Kevin and Su (well, Su mostly. Kevin was there more as a bodyguard) were off doing research in the chasm (which is why Alhaitham is the way he is)
#honkai impact#genshin impact#what this AU totally isn’t an excuse to point out signs that the Honkai is leaking into Genshin what are you talking about#this is a reminder that all Irminsul trees in Teyvat are connected and part of the same tree (read: the imaginary tree probably)#so I don’t want to see a single ‘um actually- none of this is related at all’#especially since this is mostly me having fun with an AU fanfic#but ya interesting that the things plaguing Sumeru (a nation named after tech from Honkai) are withering and a disease that transforms peopl#this is a reminder that Honkai roughly translates to ‘decay’#Klein: a girl so boobless and assless you could skip her like a prized stone#ya I ignore the canon models a lot and y’all are just gonna have to get use to that#no mantis genes here so Mobi and Klein are just old here#they’re both between 40-60#Klein looks a bit older though cuz chronic illness is a bitch and ages you#I’d be so happy if I got any asks about this AU ngl#honkai su#kevin kaslana#alhaitham#honkai mobius#Honkai Klein
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every sumeru quest involving the eremites are just increasingly nightmarish to get through like if the fact that they, the only group of people w darker skin, are portrayed as all being the deceptive aggressive """brutish""" antithesis to the akadaymia and are consistently supposed to be in the wrong every fuckin quest wasn't bad enough the whole thing where they're framed as being evil and unreasonable for wanting their ancestral land back and honoring their traditional beliefs is truly vile
#pushing my way through the fucking golden slumber quest tirzad you racist elitist bitch I hate you so bad#literally almost time the eremites are supposed to be in the wrong I'm like okay but literally they are being so reasonable tho?#we knewwww hoyo was nawt handling sumeru welland they've pulled racist shit before#but this whole subplot and consistent theme in nearly every quest is so glaringly on the nose racist its crazy to me#like they aren't even trying to be subtle about it not even attemptimg plausible deniability anymore#and I don't rlly involve myself in any genshin circles but the way I haven't seen a single post abt this....#anyway. fuck hoyoverse#ghost posts#text#genshin#racism
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all haithams fun facts
#sumeru physical catalyst with the vahumana book HFHDJSKKW#im going to ERASE your STARCHART. BITCH#aethers gaming#genshin impact#genshin al haitham#genshin alhaitham
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scaramouche: uh, i think i got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: “i am very proud of you. love, nahida”*
aether: oh yeah. i didn’t think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: “be good. for the love of God, please be good”*
#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos#aether#scaramouche#wanderer#kunikuzushi#traveler#nahida#sumeru bitches#nahida and her son#incorrect genshin impact quotes#muji’s favorites#incorrect genshin#genshin impact#incorrect quotes#incorrect genshin quotes#genshin impact incorrect quotes
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seeing posts abt ppl not getting that gacha games aren't just their slot machines and games like genshin, arknights, granblue, etc have. yknow. rich story and world building.
#skelukoposting#tired of acting like genshin isnt fun and has bad writing#it has its bad moments (a lot of inazuma fell flat in retrospect) but#like. sumeru and fontaine (ESPECIALLY FONTAINE) have incredible story and character writing#gbf has the same strong writers room stuff#some games just end up being rlly good when u dont have a bitch yapping in ur ear abt how “bad it is”
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i've never wanted a group of characters more in a sitcom than this before
#genshinimpact#alhaitham#nilou#cyno#kaveh#dehya#dunyarzad#sumeru#my art bitch#if you see me reposting no you didn't
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Are they gonna fight or kiss?
#genshin impact#sumeru archon quest#part 3#genshin spoilers#alhaitham#cyno#i LOVED this quest#with my whole heart#Alhaitham is a bitch and i love him so so much
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fuck the academia all my homies hate academia
#who tf stops a child's borthday party??#AND DOESNT ACKNOWLEDGE THEM AS THEY'RE NEW ARCHON#BITCHES BURN IN HELL#nahida#kusanali#dendro archon#3.0 update#sumeru academia
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