since atsv released digitally, I’m happy to let everyone know that insomniac Peter Parker didn’t take part in the chase after Miles, only his variants did
this makes me a little bit happy, since him trying to stop 1610 Miles from saving his dad would have been kinda messed up (cause, you know, he was introduced to his Miles at Jefferson’s funeral, and he was extremely guilty for not saving him)
I’m glad it didn’t really happen
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What you favourite gba character says about you! (Based on the Eldena doubleca5t series on YouTube)
(This is a joke please do not take any of this personally)
Loyal: your probably either a black butler fan or an angle beats fan
Servos: you had a crush on Marshalllee from adventure time
Yargwin: at some point in your life you've probably been obsessed with either Jack sparrow or Captin hook from Once upon a time. That being said you do have good taste
Kalomos: you just wanted good things for kalomos and really....who wouldn't?
Lry: you need everyone in this series to just chill the f*k out for like 5 minutes
Vail: your favourite trope is a character being blissfully unaware of how powerful they are
Raspa: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of a mad scientist
Mortals: you have some....complicated feelings about episode 3 of space pirates
Vision: your childhood crush was garnett from steven universe
Heartburn: you still don't know the answer to the mystery of 1. Why did yargwin tell him that "him and Arkov aren't married" and 2. Why heartburn is even here but the difference is that your not mad about the second one
Kaunda: your either a lesbian or a liar
Banar: you really like full metal alchemist
The butterfly king: your OTP is fizz x Ozzmodius from hellova boss
Albus: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of "I can fix him" but you will inevitably realise that you can't and then promptly exept him as he is
Devlin: your probably autistic and the quickest way to your heart is somebody showing even the slitest amount of intrest In YOUR special interest
Odin: you really like God of war
Odysseus: you understand the significance of Odin calling him that...also you probably really like "epic the musical"
Tyr: you really like lore olympus
Fenrir: you are a furry that or your just a redacted fan
Okami: you were the f*kers who kept spaming "okami did nothing wrong" in that one live stream
Makkaro: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of "a hero will sacrifice you to save the world but a villan will sacrifice the world to save you"
Zed: I want to use the joke used by the person this post was inspired by and say that you like "men👏 getting 👏pegged!" But honestly if your favourite character is zed you probably just really like the owl house
Mirrin: when zed asked the guardian if they used to be lovers you got your hopes up way to quickly
Frank: you had a crush on Billy butcherson from hocus pocus
Hipswich: you believe in the inherent eroticism of the song "good lookin"
Mahatma/atila: this is just the same joke as raspa but like even more so
Huginn: your favourite ship dynamic is "neurodivergent character rambling" x "could listen to them talk forever"
Muninn: your favourite asmr trope is reverse comfort
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[Despite being flirted with separately, by three different people, at different times, the Moon Knight System gave the same responses:]
Flirter: so, just out of curiousity... what is your type?
Marc, arms folded: my wife.
Flirter: Yeah, I got that. What was your type before you got married?
Jake, scoffing: my girlfriend.
Flirter: Oh my god... that mask must be cooking your brain cells...
Flirter: Okay. Before your wife - and your girlfriend - what was your type? What was attractive to you?
Steven, smiling lovingly: my crush...
Marc: ...who then became my girlfriend...
Jake: ...who then became my wife.
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so yesterday was my last day of work, and my coworkers & i were chatting about our first impressions of each other
S: honestly at first i wasn't sure, i thought you might be a bit, idk, cunty? like smug and hard to please? obviously i was wrong, you're spicy sometimes but also one of the nicest people i know. but i remember something about your tone when you came out to everyone just made me think "ugh they're gonna be a lot."
me: well yeah i'm used to having to be pretty defensive about my pronouns, i wasn't expecting y'all to actually Get It.
J: can i chime in with a correction? i remember your first impression of charlie, S, and it wasn't that...
S: okay?? what did i think of them then huh :)
J: well after their second interview, when you asked if we were gonna hire them and we said yes, you said, and i quote, "darn, now i won't have the best butt in the branch anymore!"
S: oooh yeah true, i did say that!!! you do have a pretty great butt, charlie.
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