small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts
i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now
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Hiiii
Do you think you could do Ares kids headcanons?
˗ˏˋCabin 5 Headcanons´ˎ˗
Record: Know Your Enemy - Rage Against The Machine
• Ares, god of war and battle
• Can pull off any shade of red
• hot asf, all of them
• They have near-perfect aim, and so excel in combat and most sports
• They have a secret stuffed animal mascot. Nobody knows about it
• Their faces flush red when they get angry or excited
• Try to come off as witty, but actually spend hours thinking about clever comebacks/insults
• Their cabin is surprisingly neat and clean like an army barracks
• constantly get pranked on by the Hermes cabin, but can never catch them in the act
• They always wear their hair up so they'll be ready for anything
• Combat boot enjoyers
• They have a lucky edge when it comes to games of any kind, even board games
• either love punk-rock music or despise it
• They wear athleisure OR a leather item constantly
• very self aware, but don’t come off that way. Lots of insecurities, but they help each other through it
• A lot of them obsessively collect sneakers
• Dark color enjoyers, warm-toned people
• Any armor fits them perfectly
• masters of the dramatic entrance/ dramatic exit
• During a fight, adrenaline rushes can keep them on their feet for far longer than they should
• you love Spider-Man, don’t you 🫵
• It's much more difficult to break a weapon in a child of Ares hand
• have thought about burning down a building/committing arson at LEAST once
• Injuries heal faster than normal, but even small cuts leave scars
A/n: my gf is one of y’all
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Got bored and decided to make my own little Cyn design. She’s my favorite MDs character so I wanted to have a little fun with it. And yes, I’m aware she doesn’t look as wobbly as she needs to in the drawings, if you’d like to see more of this goofball I’ll be sure the make the poses look more wobbly next time. I’m probably going to give the other characters new fits too, just for fun! Anyway I hope ya like my Cyn. Until next time bye bye.
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Forgot I took this screencap during the rogue VI mission from my first ME1 playthrough, but I remember I captured this ONE moment out of the whole game because it struck me as so eerie, and I ended up translating the binary code in an engine
and man... I am absolutely positive I'm not the first person to point this out, I am just so new to the fandom, but that shit was creepy as hell. And after playing through the whole trilogy and finding out the fate of that VI on Luna, I'm--
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This happened at valentine's night date! It's fun until you can't breathe from everything u ate tho..
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Aziraphale !!
I think I’m going to work with my old art style and try to adjust it to fit my newer one. This is sooo difficult! It shouldn’t be this hard to draw! ):<
He has funky socks. Yay!
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Sorry..
Im going to be taking a break from Tumblr and idk when I'll be back.. my irl grandfather is in the hospital,and he had to get his leg amputated. I should be back by the end of January. I hope you guys aren't mad about this,but there is just a lot going on. Asks will be open while I'm gone, I'll answer everything when I'm back.
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Jim Hawkins in Fudencio??????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💯💯💯💯💯
Bruh what have I done ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
This is satire btw
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Currently not understanding how I was lectured for Satoru not showing up in class, but apparently I'm his keeper.
Satoru, come to class. - 🖤
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Why do we have hands? To love Giratina, of course!
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Gave my OC, Serial Designation K, a redesign for fun! I like how it turned out, and had a lot of fun drawing her. Next post will be my V redesign.
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Mercedes’s new hair is bomb
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Decided To Give You Some Free Lore!
vive y prospera, bendice a los muertos, vuelve a la vida. El tiempo y el tiempo no prosperaron, sólo el viaje hacia abajo, hacia abajo. Bendice mi alma demasiado tarde, ya no puedo esperar. Lo que he hecho mucho más allá de las puertas del cielo. El dolor y el pecado no disminuyen, escondidos dentro de habitaciones tan oscuras. Escondido se extravió ¿por qué no me dejaron quedarme? Oh, el coche fúnebre pasa cuando los muertos cobran vida. . .
Lache nicht, wenn der Leichenwagen vorbeifährt, denn du wirst der nächste sein, der stirbt. Oh, wie ich das Licht und die Sonne vermisse und wie mein Tag meidet. Schrecklich, schrecklich bin ich geworden, ich bin eigentlich nur noch menschlicher Abschaum. Ich vermisse die Familie, die ich hatte, aber sie haben mich einfach verrückt gemacht. Eins, eins, eins, weil ich neue Dinge ausprobiert habe, sechs, sechs, sechs, wie ich es aufgenommen habe. Veronica, oh Veronica, du hast den Tod verdient. Daher geht dein Leben immer noch weiter, gefangen mit mir, um deine Fehler zu sehen. Alles in allem sind wir gleich, wir sind beide beschämt, beide schuldig und verrotten in der Hölle.
Who's the real villian?
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Everyone shut up. I've been meaning to share this kidnapping scheme that I had made up years ago.
So everything since I was a kid, I made up a little kidnapping plot which I've been dying to tell someone for YEARS.
So the kidnapper-lets call him Kent- moves to this isolated city. It's pretty small and there's a little community there. Kent befriends everyone there, he's best pals with the cashier, plays golf with the sherif. He builds up this reputation as this nice civil guy.
Now Kent has a secret, he's been telling everyone stories of his wife-whom doesn't exist-and how she's gone crazy and had alzimers. He explains how his wife sometimes thinks he's a kidnapper because he can't remember his face, and that she's delusional.
Obviously everyone's gonna eventually wonder why he hasn't introduced his wife to anyone in town yet. Kent's excuse? He's scared for the community, scared that she would harm someone or herself and that they would take her to a psychiatric hospital.
Now that everyone trusts Kent and thinks he's got a wife (a wife only if he kidnaps a woman) he can finally kidnapp someone.
Let's skip over, say he's got someone and they're locked in his basement.
Now if she escapes, most likely people aren't gonna believe her story and would return her to Kent.
So that's basically it, that's a random idea I've had. There are some potholes here and there but it would make an excellent movie!
Apr/11/2024
(Also this would be a super cool story so if yall ever make one please tag me! <3)
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