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buttfrovski · 6 months
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it's kinda late rn and i need to sleep but this image is scaring tf outta me i'm so startled
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nimata-beroya · 19 days
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me, after watching the last TBB trailer
this one
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 month
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JORDAN STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING AN OMEGA
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touchlikethesun · 5 months
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the next time someone calls english a "simple language" i'm bringing out the knives. this goes for any other language too actually. there's no such thing as a "simple" or "simplified" human language. if people speak it natively, it will be as complex and as simple as any other language. stop it with these made up hierarchies born of bitterness ffs
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this image is making me see red
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clamsjams · 11 months
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i am about to fist fight everyone who thinks that max didn’t care about trump i swear to god
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tozettastone · 3 months
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I'm so tired of how much of the tumblr experience is just people I don't know reblogging my happy little fandom posts with "well, actually—" and sometimes I do just snap and actually respond to them. This isn't constructive but, your honour, I'm being provoked.
Sometimes they even make interesting points, and I still have to block them because they think this is a constructive way to talk to strangers about their fanfic ideas.
But half the time, they're not even right. They're confidently wrong and they're correcting me on a post about what would make a fun fanfic.
Listen. I am presenting a fic idea. It is the realm of make believe. I am playing a happy little game of pretend. That's why I introduce these posts with "there should be a fic where," or "the world needs more fics where..." I am signifying to you, my peers in this social activity, that this is a creative exercise and we are playing.
If you join in by telling me I am playing wrong, and actually the idea I presented is bad, you are being rude. Go make your own post with your own better ideas.
You engage constructively with posts like this by saying "yes, and," rather than "well, actually."
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sophiamcdougall · 4 months
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I have just barely restrained myself from adding this to that "chat" post, because it's a little too mean, but once again:
"CHAT" IS A NOUN.
IT'S JUST A NOUN.
LIKE ANY OTHER NOUN!
YOU CAN MAKE ANY NOUN A TERM OF ADDRESS! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO!
LIKE "GOD". LIKE "READER." LIKE "OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE AND EVERYONE WATCHING ALONG AT HOME." LIKE "[TOWN NAME], MAKE SOME NOISE!"
You want to talk to something you've never spoken to before? You can!
"Hello, microwave. I'm sad about people being wrong on the internet today."
If someone catches you doing this, they may observe that this is new and startling behaviour for you. "They never used to talk to the microwave," they may exclaim, in concern. But they will not conclude that "microwave" has suddenly become a fucking pronoun, unless your microwave-befriending self is the sanest person in the goddamn kitchen!
IF YOU EXTEND ANY IMAGINED SPEECH ADDRESSED TO "CHAT" LONG ENOUGH YOU WILL INVARIABLY ARRIVE AT SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
"That's just me, but what do you think, chat? How do you like to take care of yourselves? Anyway, that's all for now, chat. Love you." I.E THE PERFECTLY NORMAL SECOND PERSON PRONOUN BECAUSE "CHAT" IS EXACTLY LIKE ANY OTHER NOUN.
And saying "ah, but it's fourth person because it's breaking the fourth wall" NOT ONLY ISN'T HOW LANGUAGE WORKS, IT ISN'T HOW NUMBERING WORKS!!
If I wake up in the morning, open the door to the postman, and then see someone coming out of the fourth door on my street, that does not make them the fourth person I've seen that day!
If you have three cars, but one has a six in the number plate, you do not have six cars!
Numbering depends on how many things you actually have!
This is absolute nonsense! Stop!
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peachdues · 4 months
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Omg YES make him a fae like… he can be a little manipulative. As a treat. He’s already gorgeous and charming he can be a little yan too!!!
LEIGH STOP I CANNOT —
He would be so into the long game — slowly seducing his target, making them just as needy and desperate for him as he is for them. Corruption kink to the MAX. Everyone warns Reader to stay away but they can’t.
I’d give him a funky ass looking monster cock tho. Maybe something barbed.
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What have I done to deserve this
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sunshine-zenith · 4 months
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What is it about this fucking holiday that makes people think it’s open season to bother the people who cut them off
“Give her a call she misses you” she ruined my childhood and hurt the people I love I don’t give a shit. “Just respond to his message with a merry Christmas it’s no big deal” I still can’t talk about the shit he did to me I’m not opening a dialogue with him.
“I just want to see how you’re-“ No
“Let me apolo-“ I don’t want it
“Tis the seas-“ leave me alone
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fic: implies or outright states that talia raped bruce
me: 
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tipsywench · 4 months
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God I wish I could go full General Sherman attitude problem on my coworker without getting in trouble with HR
But I just feel if you're loudly licking your fingers as you turn pages, you should have your desk burned and lots of insults hurled your way 🔥
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hungry-skeleton · 11 months
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I hate you mascot horror, I hate you tiktok, I hate you elsagate, I hate you children's influencers, I hate you corporate and hollow kids content, I hate you media pandered to kids that is not only greedy and soulless but actively detrimental to a child's development I hate you I hate you I hate you
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t0bythebat · 3 months
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Is a limo a flat bus this is very important for science
i had a stroke reading this. what does this actually mean. what about a limo is flat. what is wrong with you
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craycraybluejay · 7 months
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I saw someone with the word faggot in their bio calling people freaks and degenerates and also telling people they're red flags for.. liking music.
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