Okay so here's the audio of my stomach after eating the onion I talked about few days ago. Aaaand as far as I noticed, I'm allergic to onion. That's too bad tho, I love onion and I love when I can feel everything gurgling in my guts.
This time it was wild. Mind you I didn't swallow any air! It was all produced by my stomach and later intestines.
It went crazy around the 02:45 mark, when I turned to my side. So much stomach content and air moved around I could feel it so well under my hand. Everything bulging in there, actually I'm sure you could see my stomach moving through my skin.
I was trying to record only stomach noises, not intestines, because that was where it sounded the busiest. My allergy to onion made my stomach so freaking big! Like, 3/4 of it was filled with air while the rest was struggling to be digested.
I didn't feel any pain in my belly, but the amount of air made it a little uncomfortable. But in a very pleasant way if you know what I mean...
I really recommend listening to the whole audio, it's one of my best!
Yorkshire landowner Lady Margaret Hobby believed that God had sent her illness as a 'gentle correction' in 1599:
After priuat prairs I went about the house and read of the Bible and wrought tell dinner time: and after dinner it pleased for a Just punishment to correct my sinnes, to send me febelnis of stomak and paine of my head, that kept me up on my bed tell 5:a clock: at which time I suppose haveing release of my sickness, according to the wonted kindnes of the Lord, who, after he had Let me see how I had offended, that so I might take better heed to my body and soule hereafter, with a gentle corriction let me feele he was reconsiled To Me.
"Normal Women: 900 Years of Making History" - Philippa Gregory
I’m having my mid day girl tummy troubles and in retaliation I’m gonna write the most erotic, glass fogging, eye watering, dick twitching, cumming in pants-ing, babbling, hips jumping smut to try and make myself feel better