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gh0st-t0wn3 · 7 months

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Lmk ss edits + headcanons, Part 6 (Azure Lion, Peng, Yellowtusk)

(I originally made my own design of Azure and Yellowtusk but wasn't quite happy with how they turned out so I scrapped them, the designs for those two I used in these edits were made by @/erraday_ on twt, with a few minor changes, but Peng's design is my own :) )

- He/Him

- Pansexual

- Snores so loud, it's insane, Yellowtusk once thought there was an earthquake

- Feels bad whenever he's steps on a ladybug, butterfly etc

- Gives everyone and everything giant bear hugs because he thinks if Yellowtusk can take it, so can everyone else (They cannot)

- Mei once gave him catnip as a joke and he went fucking feral, he's not allowed near catnip anymore

- His hair/fur is actually very soft and curly

- Thought he saw an old friend while out in public and hugged them, it was a stranger

- Wakes up Yellowtusk in the middle of the night to ask stupid questions

- The Brotherhood asked to hear his roar but he got really nervous last second and it ended up being really meek, they never let him forget it

- Coughed up a hairball once and Peng refuses to let him live it down

- Has eaten cat food before and would do it again

- Cannot do the splits and is too scared to try

- Gets really confused by modern slang, MK and Mei abuse the hell out of it because it's funny

- Whenever he's rough housing with people he accidentally hits a bit too hard

- Whenever he walks past anyone playing a game that involves a ball (football, basketball, netball, etc) he somehow always ends up getting hit in the head with it

- If he wasn't sealed away and got a chance to babysit Redson as a kid he wouldn't know what the fuck to do and would be really awkward cause he doesn't know how to interact with children, he'd be able to bond with Redson better when he becomes a teenager though

- No one gossips with him because he always ends up unintentionally outing someone about something

- Ate moldy food once by accident and freaked out, he was absolutely disgusted

- Hates horror movies but loves slashers

- Drinks mouthwash

- Smells like catnip (trust me guys)

- Love language is words of affirmation

- Has horrible bed head, his mane gets tangled really easily and he tosses around a lot at night so his mane takes hours to brush out

- Absolutely refuses to wear shoes, they hurt his feet (paws?)

- The type of person to cry over a movie about a dog getting lost and then finding its owner at the end

- Can somehow eat an entire goddamn buffet and not gain a single pound

- His face always scrunches up when he smiles

- Lost his balance on a hill and fell down like a tumbleweed once, Peng still brings it up

- They/He (Canon, Peng uses They/Them in the show but is exclusively referred to w/ He/Him in the sets)

- Nonbinary (Canon)

- Starts squaking when he laughs too much

- If you throw a blanket over their head he'll immediately fall asleep

- "look behind you but don't make it obvious" Looks behind him in the most exaggerated, obvious way known to mankind

- Stole food from Wukong's private stash for several months when the Brotherhood was all still together, Wukong still doesn't know

- Wukong gave them cooked chicken once as a joke but he actually liked it

- Constantly argues with Wukong about Macaque not being able to hold his own, yes it got physical

- Their wings have a bunch of scars from the amount of weapons and shit they block with them. Has to consistently clean their wings in order to keep them from getting too damaged, yes this includes softening and preening his feathers

- If they weren't sealed away and got a chance to babysit Redson as a kid they would tape him to the wall like that one meme and call it a day

- Bit off a person's finger once just to see if they could

- Doesn't shop, just steals

- "I hate you so fucking much" as he's handing the person a gift

- Tried to draw on Wukong's face once but got wacked with his tail

- Absolutely HATES beetroot, will actually gag if he smells it

- Kicks over kids sand castles at the beach

- Can't stand small buzzing sounds

- "I'm not that competitive" is that competitive

- Claims you can trust them with anything but will snitch the second they know it will benefit them

- Probably threatened to eat someone's baby once

- Goes to playgrounds to trip kids

- Smells like Lavender, it just feels right

- Love language is words of affirmation and acts of service

- Has tried sleeping upside down like a bat multiple times

- Hardcore wine aunt vibes

- Had a bunch of ducklings accidently imprinted to him and they followed Peng for hours

- You'd have to pin this bird down to get them to eat collyflower

- Jokingly pushed Azure off a cliff once then remembered they're the only member of the Camel Ridge Trio that can fly

- They have full on concerts at like 3 am, has woken up Azure on multiple occasions

- He/Him

- AroAce

- Is the calmest one in the Brotherhood

- He uses Peng's head as an armrest sometimes

- He and DBK were actually quite close, he knew and accepted that DBK was in love with a celestial but was very surprised to see they ended up having a child

- Very poor eyesight but doesn't like wearing his glasses because Peng made a joke about them once saying he looked like a grandma

- Uses ":3" and ":D"

- Loves soap opera's

- Hates seafood

- Peng once tricked him into eating fish nuggets once and he still hasn't fully forgiven them

- If he wasn't sealed away and got a chance to babysit Redson as a kid he would definitely be the most responsible one, and probably Redson's favourite uncle

- Eats a snack then forgets he ate it and will bet frustrated when he can't find it

- The therapist of the Camel Ridge Trio, and probably of the whole Brotherhood in the past as well

- Was the only one who felt bad about imprisoning the Demon Bull Family since he and DBK were very close

- He also reprimanded Peng for when they pinned and scratched Redson with their claws after they left the Demon Bull Palace (he's the protective uncle, trust me guys)

- Hates getting hiccups, he despises the feeling and it gives him heartburn

- Wakes up at ungodly hours just to raid the fridge

- Heard a story about a bug crawling in someone's ear while they slept and has worn earplugs to bed ever since

- Loves apples

- Smells like Lilies

- Love language is gift giving

- Is really big on safety, would be the type of person to make sure everyone is wearing their seat belts before the car is even turned on

- Actually really good at cooking

- Makes the best chocolate chip pancakes ever

- Is the kind of person who assumes everyone tells eachother everything and accidently exposes someone because he thought everyone else knew about it already

- Always hears things wrong but doesn't wanna ask anyone to repeat themselves

- Has the most elegant ass handwriting you will ever see, somehow

- The peacemaker of the Brotherhood, they all would've disbanded way sooner if it wasn't for him

- Uses his trunk as a snorkle when swimming or sleeping underwater (elephants actually do this irl, I just thought it was cute)

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weebsinstash · 1 year

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Atsv Spoilers (not really or kinda depends on opinion I guess? Better safe then sorry) Just thinking about Spider Reader with the destroyed universe getting fucked over by YouTwo and snapping back with "Then just send me home!" and then the Go Home Machine failing cause there is no universe to send them back to. Miguel being horrified that he's made such a terrible mistake, Reader staring at Miguel with absolute hatred in their eyes so caught up in the euphoria of justified rage they don't realize that they've effectively trapped themselves in a neat container for safe keeping.

No but deadass I spent my entire overnight shift last night just like, literally brainstorming different and horrible ways Reader could be "kicked out" and one idea I thought of was, Reader gets confronted and accused of being YouTwo, and YT themself is there to help pour on the tears and treat you like such a nasty awful bully and make up all kinds of accusations and also just different little ideas on things the SS does to make Reader spiral into WANTING to leave (like for example what if Reader and Miguel have a big argument because you were there during like the second movie and you're like "O'Hara what you said to that kid was genuinely so fucked up" and start avoiding him which drives him crazy, more so than you usually make him by just existing anyways

Imagine if instead of using the machine to send you home, YouTwo just strides up and basically suckerpunches you and steals your bracelet right off your wrist, saying you can just glitch out and go home that way (because YT is literally trying to fucking kill you at this point)

You're just glitching and you're crying and SCREAMING in terror, because even if you've been so depressed you were contemplating suicide, ideation is different than HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, and NOW you don't have a choice, and you're getting hysterical BEGGING "I'll go somewhere else and never come back! Don't do this! Don't take my bracelet! I'll die!! I'll die!!" And most of them don't believe you because they're convinced this is another manipulation attempt by the person they THINK you are and they don't want to give you the bracelet because they don't want "fake you" to come back

Some of them, though, realize you're just a bit TOO upset, and that maybe something really IS wrong. You start looking at people and calling them out by name, trying to recall specific events and memories, but many are convinced that "you" were so devoted on spying and copying "the real you" that you must have had them bugged or stalking them and just overheard these moments. They're all so tricked that maybe YouTwo even claims they had a diary that you stole, and that's how you know everything

These are people you've spent months and months if not a few YEARS with, being their friend, training with them, fighting alongside them, helping them through grief and loss, and suddenly you realize, oh my fucking god if you weren't a Spider and they didn't think you still had a home universe to protect, still had a home universe that would collapse without you, would they actually fucking kill you? Like imagine the horror at realizing the unspoken threat and knowing they WANT to kill you or significantly harm you, that they WOULD kill over something like this, over what is essentially just... personal beefing? Idk but, I was also thinking, what if YouTwo had actually sabotaged the elevator project from the other idea I had, so, maybe they've been up to all kinds of dangerous shit

(As a side bar, imagine Miguel investigating the accident bc he thinks the whole like suddenly falling apart thing was very sus and maybe there had been an explosion and upon investigating he learns "you" planted bombs and he like. Gently confronts you about it like "I know you've been stressed and feeling like you need to prove yourself but you can't do things like this" and you're just like. Goddamn that hurts for him to just not even, doubt it was you, maybe YT has created some sort of alibi. He doesn't like, punish you or anything, but, you just kind of blow up at the accusation and I think it'd be pretty entertaining if you're like, "ok you know what, fuck you actually, I'm going to go live in the normal part of the city" and he doesn't even, take that seriously, he just sort of acts like you're throwing a tantrum but he's like, clearly not wanting to punish you even though he's obviously disappointed in you, for something you didn't even do, ouch)

But anyways, so, I've thought about how Reader would get the bracelet back, and it's ranged from "Reader saying something only the true you would know, something that was private or no one else would know about but you and certain witnesses" to "Reader has a food allergy certain people know about but YouTwo doesn't so you just say 'ok bitch watch me prove this shit and also fuck you' and you deliberately eat the thing and go into straight anaphylactic shock out of spite"

YouTwo fakes an allergy attack and says you poisoned them and you're just like "oh you wanna see a REAL allergic reaction bitch" *starts seizing after licking an almond joy*

But no anyways back to more serious ideas, you're just, starting to glitch out more and more, screaming and begging "don't kill me!" and Miguel is starting to wonder if maybe he should just give the bracelet back, he's got an, uncomfortable feeling, and A Lot of Spidey Senses start going off and you're freaking out because you literally think you're about to die (although for closure I like to think you just, bounce somewhere else, and you'll maybe keep bouncing before you find another sort of anchor, and also for spite of course i like to think of that anchor being another Miguel, like either you naturally "settle" there or he gets you a dimensional watch)

And my preferred preference of routes here varies. "YouTwo exposes themself on accident by saying some dumb shit" to "you say something only you would know, something like extremely personal, like maybe you even stalk up to Miguel and bring up something he said to you about losing his family and like, how you respected him for going through all that and how you were glad he was the society's/your leader and he barely gets that bracelet on before you vanish" to "asking YouTwo to prove theyre you by answering certain questions" to "they realize youre telling the truth but literally JUST as theyre about to put the watch back on, you vanish" to, finally, "you cant prove your innocence fast enough and they genuinely do just let you fucking disappear on purpose but instead of dying you just go somewhere else until you meet a different Miguel who rescues you and now you're like hardcore trauma bonded to that man because you were just bouncing around terrified until you found him and he's just like insanely protective of you and you're just kind of, glued to his side bc you only feel safe when he's there to protect you, because you're scared of, everyone at this point, like totally traumatized by what happened and also if you're with him 24/7 you can't be swapped out and he won't think you're a fake and try to kill you right?? Ha ha you aren't traumatized at all :) and it just makes your hero all the more, attached to hear all that you went through, from the beginning, and see what it did to you, and it 'definitely' isnt feeding into any extremely intense feeling of his that you WANT to be with him 24/7"

Ok actually that concept is about to highjack this post, I need to swing back to that later bc there's some real potential in, like, Reader being like so extremely fucked up over what happened that it immediately thrusts you into the arms of another terrible situation. Like you just got straight betrayed and "murdered" by all of your friends, like basically your entire social community, and Miguel2 is now the only one you can trust, and meanwhile he feels genuine empathy for you and is angry at the people who hurt you and he just kind of vows to protect you, and, I like to think, maybe Reader has time before they glitch between worlds (unless you just, magically settle again like you did in the other Nueva York, maybe you're a mutant or your destiny is tied to Nueva York or at least staying alive.) so maybe he literally develops the tech to anchor you down within like, the days you have there, maybe it's a 3 day time limit. So, now you've got just him and you, no Spider Society, no original Miguel, and maybe you just kind of totally fall in love with this dude, but of course Miguel 1 is obviously horrified by what he did to you when he somehow finds out you're still alive. Like an anomaly villain breaks into your new home and, oh great here are some of your old friends and your ex, um, boss showing up and he's just, speechless when it becomes obvious youre the same one. Like imagine you tried to not even speak to them and avoid them to try and keep your new life but youre so obviously scared of them and you accidentally look in your original Miguel's eyes and he knows immediately it's you. Bruh his PAIN AND REGRET when he steps forward to try and embrace you in relief and joy bc oh my god you aren't dead, and you just flinch away from him, maybe you even cling to the new Miguel, and the original just. He's ready to fucking fight. He wants you back, he wants to apologize, he wants to be able to make things up to you and go back to how things used to be, especially if he has feelings he had wanted to act on, whether being more romantic or just more platonically affectionate in general, more open and vulnerable with you, but never got to before the YouTwo wrecking ball came swinging through

But yeah I'm just. Thinking of dramatic painful ideas and grinding them up and snorting them like crack. I think it's the whole "you burned me and now you're groveling for my forgiveness" that does it for me 🤌

#atsv #yandere spiderverse #yandere miguel o'hara #yandere x reader #yandere stuff #sinprompts

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marshmallowprotection · 1 year

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Then... Suit Saeran is less dangerous than Ray?

Let's start off right at the gate and make something abundantly clear to everyone. Ray, Suit Saeran and Unknown are dangerous. But, I've got to warn you there's a major distinction between the threats you'll face when you're with one of them. I wouldn't say that one of them is more dangerous than the other because what's terrifying to someone might not be scary to another.

The threat level differs between them for a specific reason, and while someone might say that one is dangerous in comparison to another, I have to disagree strongly. You aren't safer with one because the other might value you in a different way. Case in point, people assume that Ray is safe because of his gentle facade. Not all of his niceties are for the sake of cruelty or evil, but it is manipulation, whether he's doing it on purpose or not.

Pointedly, one of the reasons why I coined the term Danger Ray in this fandom a few years ago is because of that misconception. Far too many people assume Ray is safe because he wants you safe. I love him the most out of all the Saerans', I'm biased when it comes down to his representation, but it's important to me that people are aware of his nature. How far he'll go to keep you with him.

It doesn't matter if his definition of your safety is keeping you like a prince/ss doll in a dollhouse, it's easy for people to disregard that because he smiles and treats you with a distinct warmth that you won't get from Suit Saeran or Unknown. Easy to ignore that when there's so much focus on his desire to be with you, and his struggle with his self-worth. Lean too far into that aspect and you'll miss the fact that—

He was the one who drugged V with no remorse in V's route. That wasn't Suit Saeran who did it. He did it. The game makes a point of letting you see that. He was more afraid of what Rika would do if he went too far than he was over what V felt. Sure, there's a part of him that hates pain and misery, but he's too consumed with elixir and a lot of cult programming to care.

Like, yes, my blog title is MarshmallowProtection because I think he's a cutiepie who needs to be protected, but let's be real if you told me to weigh my odds of not getting elixired right off the bat by deciding which one of them to be alone with? I'd probably go with Suit Saeran, believe it or not. That's not because Suit Saeran is less dangerous, I'm just well aware of what Ray is capable of.

[Post about Another Story's Prologue Bad Ending]

[Post about V Route BRE1]

[Post with general examples from VNs]

Ray is infatuated with you and will not hesitate to correct you if he needs to. So, yes, Ray is dangerous because he won't stop to get the thing he wants the most. If you need to be corrected, you will be the one that's corrected.

Whether it be from taking you from the cafe to ensure you're with him forever, correcting you on Day 4 for not being able to play his game right, taking you away to play after Rika said it would be fine, or what have you. Ray can fix you, take you apart, and rebuild you and it's fine by him. As long as he can have you, he'll do whatever it takes to make it happen. That's why you need to be cautious of him.

The reason why Ray is dangerous is that he's deceptive. You don't see it coming if you're not looking for it.

But, if we're talking about Unknown, that's very different. What's the threat with Unknown, you may ask? Well, it's largely contrasted with what Ray wants. Unknown doesn't care for you. He doesn't love you. He just needs someone to be a little sheep and follow his orders like a lamb to the slaughter. He needs a willing fool to walk into a den of oh-so-very hungry lions and play the part.

You're his new eyes, he says so himself in the game and on the title screen. That's all you are to him. A prop... a tool... a pawn. You're fun to play with, but he doesn't need you like Ray does. He gets you like someone's shiny toy he stole and holds you up to make them cry as soon as they realize they're not getting it back. So, what value does that make you to him? He's not gentle. He's not kind.

He could use you for whatever he wanted and then throw you away.

The reason why Unknown is dangerous is because you mean nothing to him and he wouldn't care if you were thrown into the basement. He doesn't have a route for a reason. He's too far gone to care about any living thing. He just cares about revenge... which is why when he gets revenge in a Bad Ending, he'll get rid of Seven or V, and then himself. That's his entire life. Revenge and then nothing but the cold embrace of death.

He has no time to give a damn about what happens to you. Sure, we see him toy with you in the Christmas DLC, but that's just a part of a game. You're crushing the RFA... you're making Saeyoung and V look like monsters... you've given him a gift and he's going to reward you... well, he'll reward you until he gets bored, anyway. You don't mean the world to him. You're a plaything with purpose until he gets something better.

Ray and Unknown are different kinds of dangerous. You decide which one is worse for you on a personal level. Do you think it's scarier if the character you're with tells you upfront that you're going to be thrown away, or when a character is too deceptive for you to realize that you can't escape him no matter what? What's scarier? The awareness of what might happen or the lack, therefore?

So, that leaves us with Suit Saeran. What threat does he pose if I've only been able to tell you why Ray and Unknown are dangerous so far? He does pose a threat, but his threat is the miserable kind. The kind that destroys him and you in one false swoop. The kind of threat that seems scary for you until you realize what's actually going on in the moment.

What transgressions does he commit against you? The worst of his threats are verbal and physical domination. His bark is larger than his bite in most cases, screaming and shouting at you, using his size (if you're shorter than him) to intimidate you to lure you into feeling like there's no hope whatsoever to overpower him or fight back.

He keeps food away from you thinking that the more he takes away, the more likely you are to give up and realize that you're going to end up like Ray. You're going to die because Rika doesn't want you to be there anymore. Suit Saeran woke up because Ray was suffering in the basement for the crime of loving you, and he knew he had to go take care of that. He tried to snuff it out and break it so Rika couldn't destroy Ray completely or you.

Dominating you isn't about trying to destroy you for the sake of it. He isn't even fully aware of this fact, either. That's why he continues to act so back and forth when he's with you, afraid and angry when the things he's doing don't hurt you or break you. He's trying to prove the pain he suffered had a purpose.

The weak die. The strong live on. There's no other way to survive.

If that isn't true, he's become a monster for nothing.

He never had to be a monster to stop his demons from trying to kill him if that's the case. Because that's who he is, he became a barking dog to keep the larger dogs away. The scary thing about Suit Saeran is that he's afraid of himself and his anger. He doesn't know what he wants and this affects everything around him.

He wants to punish you and Ray for being in love because it caused the torture, and yet, he wants to know about you because if being vulnerable was this "bad", why would Ray risk everything for you? It isn't good to be tortured... to be beaten... and Ray knows that.

The pain he and Saeran have shared is nothing to laugh about. Why in the world would Ray risk everything for you? What is it about you?

His struggle during the route to figure you out is his entire arc. But, because the problem stems from his fear of being vulnerable and weak... you see him hurt himself and everyone around him because he's dazed and confused like an animal in a bear trap that's trying to shake it off before the humans come.

[Bad Ending 2 is a prime example of when this goes too far.]

By the time Suit Saeran realizes what he wants and needs, in the worst-case scenario, he's broken you in BE2 and there's no getting you back. The scariest thing about Suit Saeran isn't the fact that he can bite you or deny you food. It's the fact that his inability to have a chance to figure himself out in a safe environment becomes his (and your) very undoing.

His lack of awareness is the dangerous part. I don't think his torture methods are scary... I think what should scare everybody is the fact that if the right situation isn't triggered, he will break you and that'll break him. I'd call him cornered... and there's nothing scarier than a man who is cornered and might do anything. You have no way to be sure of what will happen to you. That's dangerous in its own way.

So, who is more dangerous out of the three?

All of them.

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hayscodings · 6 months

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(Stole your ss of her with Liam 😭)

Kids like svetlana and she likes them as well, her instincts as a mother have always been sharp.

But she’s so confident, or at least makes it seem like she is confident around other people, and is ok with talking about what she does for work.

“ you don’t realize God give you an ATM machine between your legs”

This allows Debbie to be comfortable to talk to her and ask for advice.

She has a very motherly and big sister vibe about her and is always ok with helping people.

Even with a baby in her arms lmao.

And I think she would be good at running a daycare - which seems far fetched but she reminds me of Debbie as a mother.

Both of them grew up badly and both are great mothers and, Debbie ran a daycare as a child and was good at it.

Svetlana obviously has a connection with kids, I mean kev handed one of the girls to this strange woman who looked nothing like Veronica and baby was ok with it. No complaints. Svet even fed her.

Debbie and svetlana are both similar mothers and this mixed with how svetlana treated the twins (plus Liam and yev) I think she would enjoy working at a daycare. At least for a few months.

This just might be very stupid and something svetlana would hate and you probably don’t agree with it lol - but again, I wanted to know if you had anything to add to this idea and the points I made about svet in the beginning.

This is something that doesn’t get talked about enough, I think. Svetlana doesn’t just love Yevgeny— she genuinely cares about other people’s kids, too. And they seem to like her in return.

I think the first positive thing that anyone says about Svetlana on the show comes from Debbie in S5, when she’s talking to Fiona or V and she goes, “she’s great with kids”, or something along those lines. I always appreciate it when one of the characters acknowledges something positive about Svetlana that has nothing to do with her sexuality, and that quote is one of my favorites because it’s not where anyone’s mind goes when they think about Svetlana but she really is a natural with kids. Those maternal instincts are robust.

I’ve been meaning to talk about this in greater detail, but I think Svetlana’s confidence is genuine. We’re never given any indication that it isn’t. She strikes me as someone who put in the work to accept herself as she is and feel comfortable in her own skin and actually got there. People were constantly looking down on her and trying to make her feel less than, but she never let it get to her. Nor did she believe any of the ugly things they said to her.

Svetlana knows who she is and she’s not ashamed of where she’s been. I think it’s obvious to anyone who meets her how self-assured she is. She’s never trying too hard. This sort of attitude can inspire jealousy, as I believe it did with Fiona, but it can also lead other people to feel at ease around you. This is what I imagine led Debbie to ask her for advice. We see how comfortable Debbie is around Svetlana and that’s a big indicator of how helpful and approachable Svetlana can be.

I love that you included the scene where she pulls Tommy’s rotted tooth out because I always mean to mention it but forget to.

I don’t think her running a daycare is far-fetched at all. She likes and is good with kids. And she’s very responsible. I didn’t even consider how whichever twin Kev handed her at the park didn’t cry when Svetlana took her, or how Svetlana was able to feed her without any trouble. That’s a great observation.

I agree with all of the Svet/Debbie similarities and parallels. I wish we would have gotten more scenes between them because my gut tells me that Svet saw some of her younger self in Debbie. I love how there was never any judgment whatsoever between them, just honesty and a sincere desire to extend some help. That’s such a rare thing on Shameless, especially between two women.

It’s not stupid at all, and I certainly don’t disagree. I think you’re right on the money. I have a list of jobs that I think Svetlana would be good at in my drafts and kindergarten teacher is one of them. It’s what she pretended she was when she was a surrogate and it got me thinking. Daycare is very similar, so we’re on the same page. She has all of the skills for it and she genuinely likes kids, so she wouldn’t just be good at it but enjoy it as well.

#i love these little photo essays #the condoms on the cucumbers lol #ask #message #fandom ask #shameless ask #svetlana yevgenivna #debbie gallagher #yevgeny milkovich #amy ball #gemma ball #liam gallagher

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alexiethymia · 10 months

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summary: [Pre-SS] The girl – Rangiku – doesn’t smile.

Gin doesn’t know why it bothers him more than it should.

[read on ao3]

The girl, he learned seven days since they started staying together that her name was Rangiku, doesn’t smile.

Gin doesn’t know why he gives it more thought than he should. It should be enough that he was feeding her and that she was some semblance of alive. Until now, he still doesn’t know what came over him and why he suddenly picked her up. It was a whim, like most of his actions tended to be driven by. It’s not as if he had a purpose. It was enough that he was eating and some semblance of alive.

But now, he actually had to plan for things. The first time he went outside to get some food for them, he thought she was asleep. When he felt a small hand gripping his arm tightly enough to bruise, he was only mildly shocked. For the first time there was something different in her eyes aside from blankness - panic, desperation. And he feels something unfamiliar rise in response, something sharp and poisonous before it subsides. Patting her golden hair, he reassures her, not minding her bruising grip, “It’s fine, Rangiku. I’ll come back.” Huh, that was new. He’d never had anyone to comfort before.

Her grip loosened, but her liquid eyes still gripped him. Her name suited her. She was a white flower stuck in the mud.

Her expressions don’t change much in the days, eventually months, that they stay together. But there is a spark in a brief moment. It’s as if she’s been reborn when he tells her the day they met would be her new birthday. She doesn’t seem to mind sharing that with him just as she didn’t mind sharing his favorite persimmons. Or maybe it became his favorite with how often they ate it together. Something he only ate for necessity turned into something he actually liked.

He looked at her eating persimmons. It wasn’t enough. This wasn’t enough for her.

Every time he thought he was giving her something, it turned out she was giving him something much more precious.

By the time her birthday came around, in other words the anniversary of the day they first met, he decided to try for something more special.

By the time he arrived back at their place, he was licking a cut on his thumb. He hid the gash on his forearm so he wouldn’t worry her. He was a bit sloppy this time around, getting caught before he could escape. He still saw the black spots as the burly man pressed meaty thumbs onto his throat. Luckily, he had two bottles in his hand. He smashed one over the man’s head.

Later as he stood over the bleeding bastard, he could only think, what a waste. At least there was one more to share.

“Rangiku.” Strange, the smile he wore now was the same, and also not. He thought she’d be happy to see him, or at least her own version of happy, where she’d be awake, eyes wide and open, instead of burrowing under the covers.

He wasn’t fazed by anything, but he had to admit to being surprised at suddenly finding his arms filled with girl. She was still a bit weak but she still pounded furiously against his chest.

“Where were you?! Gin, it’s been a week.”

He makes sure to hide his arm further behind. He doesn’t mind her anger. It’s the most spirit he’s seen in her in a year. And oh, how strange, before her he wouldn’t have even known if an entire decade had passed. That must be why she was so angry at a week.

He doesn’t mind the anger, but he does mind the tears. Even back then, she hadn’t cried. But for some reason, her tears also make him…happy. He wonders if there’s something wrong with him to think that. He doesn’t mind other people’s tears, whether he stole from them or they begged him to stop. It would be more accurate to say that he didn’t care about them. But Rangiku’s tears made him happy.

Still it would be bad if she didn’t stop crying. She’d get dehydrated and water was hard to find.

“I’m sorry, Rangiku,” Sure that that would be enough placate her, he suddenly places the bottle in her hands to distract her, “I got you something. Happy Birthday.”

“Huh,” she asks, tear drops still clinging to her eyelashes, “What’s this?”

“It’s sake. Let’s celebrate.”

It’s a paltry celebration, with only sake and persimmons. Rangiku even scrunches her nose at sniffing the contents of the bottle, but Gin takes a hearty gulp showing her how it’s done. Rangiku still looked unsure but she still followed after him just like she always did. When she hiccups, he grins, teeth showing.

Between the both of them, they polish off the small bottle. She seems looser somehow, eyes more liquid than ever as she looks at him with her chin on her wrapped knees. Suddenly, miraculously, she laughs.

It is bright, it is loose, it is free.

Gin opens his eyes in shock.

“You’ve got such pretty eyes, Gin. Why don’t you show them off more,” she says smiling slyly.

Getting a hold of himself, he pats her on the shoulders. “Looks like it’s time for sleep, Rangiku.”

“Nooooo,” she whines, clinging to him, “I want to talk to Gin more. If I sleep, you’ll go away again.”

He laughs. “How about this? It’s your birthday. Why don’t you make a wish?”

She pouts, thinking he wasn’t taking her seriously. “I wish you’d stay with me forever. I wish you wouldn’t leave me behind and go to wherever it is you go off to.”

He smiled softly down at her, easing her down the cot before she noticed. He couldn’t promise her that. He’ll leave her as many times as it takes as long as she survives. But it was her birthday, so he could promise her tonight. “I promise I’ll still be here in the morning,” he pats her over the hand holding his in a death grip, “Go to sleep, Rangiku.”

Finally satisfied that he wouldn’t go anywhere, she drifts off to what he hopes is a dreamless sleep. Left alone, he plans and calculates.

That was Rangiku, bright and playful. She should always be smiling and laughing. He’ll tuck away his selfish desire for her tears in the recesses of his soul. It makes him happy, but he also hates the sight of them. But for her to be happy, he had to tuck away his own. It would blunt him if he forgot himself in this comfortable life with her. Someone had turned her into that shell. Someone had been responsible. Opening his eyes like slits in the darkness, he lets the smile fall as he stared at the firelight.

He would never forgive anyone who made her cry.

He replayed her tears from earlier in his mind.

Even himself.

…

“How rare, taichou. I didn’t know you drank sake.”

“What d’ya mean, Izuru? I have some once in a while. It goes perfectly with persimmons.”

Kira tried to hide his distaste for his captain’s preferred snack, before remembering something, “I almost forgot, Ichimaru-taichou. The vice-captains are having a get-together. Looks like it’s someone’s birthday.” He was still a bit new at this and knew only his peers from back at the Academy. It might be a chance to find out more.

A subtle pause before smoothly picking up another piece. Ichimaru-taichou turns one of those enigmatic smiles right at him. “Take the rest of the night off, Izuru. Enjoy.”

“Hai!” Kira bows energetically. How generous of his captain.

Absentmindedly, Gin waves his lieutenant off. Alone in the dark, he drinks his sake in celebration.

#ginran #ichimaru gin #matsumoto rangiku #bleach #bleach fic #this may be my first fic of them #ramblings about bleach #slightly dark because well it's gin #though I think it's still pretty mild by his standards #a birthday fic of sorts #pre canon #a character study of sorts

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thegoldfiles · 1 year

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I apologize for being too light-hearted on my past response towards SonicCrash response.

So, here's this for you to read

If you're expecting maturity, uh no so fuck what anyone says.

Literally Miner:

Anyway, discussing this post that was in the ladder half of the comic:

English translation:

Sonicrash: Miner and Moboxcritique think I hate them? Men, I just put a meme from a Loquendo user (even a Lolcow). More than anyone else, I wanted everything to end well for both sides, because foolish people who cling to a grudge make many cringe incidents. Hopefully something can be achieved, if not with me, then with the rest of those "involved".

This makes me laugh, 'cause nobody's really clinging to grudges here. How is wanting a CP/n*zi artist to get what she deserves "holding a grudge"? And nobody said we hated you either, we just deem it uneeded for you to get into your sister's battles🤣

If things were to end well for both sides, Mobox would be in prison and you'd stop supporting the garbage she makes

Also Nicolai's comment underneath is just as silly, I don't think it deserves an explanation:

English translation:

Nicolai: And them saying that I'm crying after I said that I don't care. I swear, I'm worth 6 kilos of c*ck, I scratch my balls with both hands with his comments against me. Another thing is that I have days of doing nothing (fart) and I stay there to watch, to laugh and upload it giving my opinion. Surely later they will say that I promote them, that this is also a very ridiculous thought when I do not have 10292828283 followers behind me, just as they think that I stole Bonnie's fame, or something similar. These gaping *ss are always looking for an extreme response of stupidity. It only seems to me that the r*tarded are others, eh. But hey, I just know, I don't know anything

#mod cagney #ask #minerwarfaresuzuya #sonicrash #sonicrashanimaniacrash #nicolai

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batmanrogues-scenarios · 2 years

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Any rogues

Reaction to the teen who they see as a younger sibling actually being a immortal magician who's 1000+ years old and likes being a teenager so their physical age is well, a teenager

Probably knows klarion (I think he shows up multiple times in BTAS )

Crow familiar, who they talk with and understands (Imagine seeing this teen talking to a crow, people would honestly think they're crazy or sum 💀)

They have a special skill that makes various knowledge they've learned over their immortal life in a library and let me tell you, there's ALOT of books.

Also very powerful in the magic department, they learned from many magic users so they also know different types of magic

Always there to assist rogues in their job, just there in the background making sure their older sibling is doing alright

Also does shit w their familiar like,

"PECK THEIR ASSES CREWEL(the crow)!! WOOOO BULLSEYE!!!! Did ya see that big sib?!!? :DD"

Has definitely stole stuff from the rogue,

"Hey (name) do you know where's the-"

"*their familiar perched on the window with the thing in it's mouth as both of them look at rogue* th....the what? :)"

- SS

Scarecrow

Oh for fucks- can't he just have 1 normal friend?

Doesn't want to know their friend, they're enough

He digs the crow though, even if it tries to peck him

Would ask what he (Crow) was saying, it's pretty useful

Doesn't have to say anything else just show him books, if they really have a lot of it he would feel like crying

Ask if they can some scary stuff like shadow or summoning monsters, he has few ideas

He wants to say he's there to teach them but they can honesty teach him, don't worry too much since they have experience

Since they're 1000 years old he won't feel bad for gasing them for taking his stuff

Can see why they hang around him

Harley Quinn

She's been bamboozled!

Still treats them like a kid

Would play with the crow who just melts at her touch

"Hey come back!" Y/N called their crow who was now laying in Harley's arms

"Squad!"

"Don't talk back to me!"

"Oh, come on Y/N, let him have a moment of relaxation."

Ask them to show what can they do, it would be so fun!

Still tells them to be careful at heist

Yells for taking her stuff and crow to bring it back which he does

"You traitor! "

Black Mask

... he wants to be angry for not knowing but he wouldn't see that coming

He's still in charge

Ask if they can ask crow to get things for him; might shot him if he annoys Roman

Use this knowledge to help him in that case

Doesn't worry too in fight for them

Praises the crow for being useful

Do not steal anything, he will kick them out until they apologize

Still younger sibling so no one dares to lay hands on them

#scarecrow x platonic!reader #harley quinn x platonic!reader #black mask x platonic!reader #smitten simp

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castle-dominion · 4 months

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c6x10 audio commentary liveblog

les mis

lol typecasting drinking

XD gave me a heart attack

THEY GOT QUADRUPLETS

"she might have had more screen time than nathan"

with all the shootouts & fire THIS took the most planning?

"when nathan handed the baby to seamus it would start crying as if it read the script"

Julian my beloved "julian come on now don't look at them"

"skill set" crying, smiling, sleeping, stop crying when you pick it up...

Terlesky chose to film this on the lift, good for him

This group of people

NF: Seamus, I notice this every episode: your eyes POP

"howling at a moon" & I never wanted to correct him

"I made the database"

& the cobra's CRYING!

Ah two boys two girls

For a guy who's not a dad irl he's really a good dad on screen

they LEGIT HAD THE BABY CRY WHEN THEY HANDED THEM TO DEVER

NF: Ooh quads! Babies: we are not off-road vehicles

SD: Jon Huertas needs 20 minutes then he takes a nap NF: then he needs to get changed

baby POV XD

Good toss & coat dodge

TAMALA JONES

JT: it would be hilarious to say this technical jargon in a baby voice

Usually he can CATCH the perps when he's chasing them

They run by & seamus is in there oblivious

Despondent, good word

the high five was the baby's idea apparently

Apparently a lot of the stuff with fillion in the obs room is ad libbed.

He couldn't put in a good word BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT YOU ROPED BACK INTO THE LIFE EITHER

I love it when they get caught watching

Kristen Ariza, friend of Dever, did a play together which katic saw

straight laced gates cooing over the baby

A different side of everybody <3 thank you terri miller

Richmond & Andrea, the tech ones. Thank you for your service.

Three men & mustang

Boxes within boxes

In a situation where I don't have to go home hungry

Mum: I love Dever's laugh

Ah yes the relationship <3 I love these two. all the writers went "aww"

XD the us post service stole the prop mailbox XD XD XD

I NOTICED IT TOO, THEY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT NOTHING IN THE BACKGROUND

JT: we'll put a pingpong table there one day I'd love to have a pingpong table there just for a time

still day one! SD: I don't change clothes nearly as much!

"that's the crying one"

there WAS a doll, $1 500 fake baby that you keep dropping, Nathan

Wanna have a baby?

Two grumpy babies, two happy babies, one was grumpier than them all

"bpice of ice cream's going up, by the time you're old enough to eat it you won't be able to afford it"

Ooh that ball is in the writer room huh

JT & his fun bits, glad this guy is here JT: & I'm glad all those years of WB cartoon watching paid off

AC: How long have I been gone? Love SS & MQ

This is the face of your future

I love watching this with my mom

WHEN THEY HIT PING PONG BALLS TOO HARD THEY LIGHT ON FIRE?

OH. RELIEVING YOURSELF. I SEE.

acme wine preservation kit

diaper connoisseur

oh no i hate the lottery riff

baby needs an education & this was edver & huertas

Lol the lottery ball machines didn't even work

Yeah how do they come in that order?

triple six fix

The guests are always so great

Come in, cry your eyes out, thanks you were great

Commercial!

Five down a hallway, sounding like a herd of elephants.

Yeah the background is so hard, where were you from this exact moment? nf: seamus write a song sd: ~background artists~ nf: not now

"We took the baby up in the helicopter that night" "but only for 20 minutes"

I started by touching... I touched everyone in this scene

lmao the newsie store "we turned him into a little white boy!"

scripted parenthetical

Jim, that's the one who got slammed by dever a billion times

#castle 6x10

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maybebi47 · 3 years

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HELLO????????????

#crying and screaming and yelling #im not watching the dan thing rn i stole these ss from my friend as i am poor #dan

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bigbrainbiology · 3 years

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Waiting for a wakeup call 💙

#fanart #legend of zelda #skyward sword #skyward sword hd #zelda #skyward sword spoiler #Gonna start putting a little signature on the stuff I'm proud of #STill crying over this part of the game #The flowers aren't silent princesses #Just based off them #And plus silent princesses look super pretty so I borrowed (cough*stole*cough) the design #Maybe they're predecessors to silent princesses and evolved into them over the thousands of years from ss to botw #my art

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captnjacksparrow · 3 years

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When Sakura hugs Sasuke we see that Naruto is shocked and sad in the manga but in anime it is clear that he was sad because Sakura huged Sasuke but in the manga we don’t know if his reaction was for her or Sasuke. I don’t know what to think because Kishimoto was invested in the amine so he could explain what is going on in this panel that Naruto was a little bit jealous of Sakura (his crush) but on the other hand I don’t understand while he smiled?? Can you explain?

First off, Any strong reaction Naruto puts off in this series would be mostly for Sasuke or Iruka or Konoha as a whole (Sakura & Hinata included).... Sakura never did anything great for Naruto to warrant such strong emotions.

Second off, Naruto always likes people with a strong reason. He liked Haku & Zabuza, his enemies, because they both taught him a valuable lesson about Love... That is, “People only become strong, when they protect what’s important to them!!”.. He love Iruka because he was the first person to acknowledge him. He love Sasuke because he was also another lonely person and acknowledged each his existence. Now tell me, What’s the reason for Naruto to have a crush on a girl Who never did anything memorable for him but rabidly loves Sasuke???? If you backtrack the reason as to why Naruto likes her.... It all leads to Chapter 3.... Naruto likes Sakura because he felt a sense of similarity in liking Sasuke, wanting the acknowledgement of Sasuke and Sakura’s interest in kissing Sasuke (which he stole a moment ago which implies he also liked it but acted like he hated it).... Do you really think this is some good reason for having a crush on someone????

Third off, Naruto is not Jealous......

Naruto is repressing his feelings....

When Sakura does something, it's what Naruto also wanted to do, but he simply couldn't do it whereas Sakura can easily do it before others. And Naruto always deals with this kind of situation by smiling it off or giving a sad expression or both.

And this thing has a pattern. It always includes Sakura crying for Sasuke.

First Naruto is shocked, because Naruto also probably wanted to hug him out and cry for him... Because he went under so much pain in bringing Tsunade to cure Sasuke and all of a sudden Sakura is reflecting his inner self giving him a reality check that "This is something I can't do"....

If Naruto really considered him just as a Friend or Brother, he could've easily joined them or felt completely happy for them, you know. He really doesn't have to give this painful reaction and leave that place.

This is another instance where Naruto is repressing his feelings for Sasuke by laughing it off and asking with a painful smile, "Sakura-chan, You really love Sasuke, Don't you?"... Because Sakura is reflecting what Naruto has been feeling inside. And that's why he could understand her feelings.

Naruto also really wanted to cry but he simply couldn’t... Not before, so many people. But he did it before Sasuke in VoTE1, though...

Sasuke already said to Sakura that he was going to leave this place and from then onwards, she started to cry. Naruto didn’t know anything about that.... But when he personally found out that Sasuke was truly trying to kill him without any second thoughts, Naruto started to weep rivers... Just like Sakura.

This is another moment Naruto is seeing Sakura crying rivers on hearing the News about Sasuke joining Akatsuki and kidnapped Killer Bee.

SS peeps says that “Oh!!! Naruto was stunned by the amount of Love she had for Sasuke and he wants to play Matchmake for Thathu Thaku love”...

NS fellows says that “Naruto was frustrated/pained/heart broken to see Sakura still loves Sasuke more than him... Even though he became a hero and she hugged him before everyone”

When you consider their viewpoint.... It doesn’t make sense about what happened after this scene..... Because after this he let Karui beat him up till her heart’s content. And much much later,

Naruto really cried and begged for Sasuke in front of Raikage for Sasuke’s sake.

According to SS logic, if he was truly stunned by Sakura’s love.... (even though she was just crying helplessly).... Naruto even got beaten up, got humiliated, threw away his dignity before many people and also went on to hyperventilate for him.... He did more than Sakura ever did for Sasuke. Can’t he know that he is also suffering for Sasuke’s sake more than Sakura???

If we go by NS logic, That is Naruto was heart broken to see Sakura loving Sasuke more than him.... Then shouldn’t he accept the Fake Proposal from Sakura, which she did couple of chapters later??? He simply refused her outright without any second thoughts. Where is the Heart break??? Where is the Frustration??? LOLOLOL... What’s more funny??? Even though Sasuke tried to kill her Under the Bridge, Naruto didn’t even try to ask her, “Are you alright?”... Instead he went onto confess Sasuke that, “I am glad that I met you”... with a gleeful smile.

So Yes.... Naruto looking at Sakura with some painful smile/expression was all about Naruto feeling a sense of similarity with Sakura when it comes to how they both have similar feelings they have for Sasuke.

While Sakura can easily express it out loud, Naruto couldn’t... Because he simply want to deny the possibility of liking Sasuke in a similar way as to how Sakura likes Sasuke and hence he represses it by giving off a sad smile.

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu #sasunarusasu

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doctorofmagic · 3 years

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My thoughts on What If... Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?

The very title of the episode sends a shiver down my spine. And this is where we’re going to start.

~ long post under the cut ~

A year ago, I wrote this post as an attemp to dive into one of the most important traits in Doctor Strange’s personality: love. Stephen is a being made of love, made to love, no matter which interpretation you have when you watch Infinity War. If you don’t read comic books, you’ll understand the moment you meet Donna. You’ll begin to understand how her death reshaped his entire subjectivity out of fear of failing, being powerless and unable to control everything around him (especially death), thus the arrogant and yet a disaster of a man we all know.

Where do I even start? Stephen loved her sister deeply and felt responsible for her death. And then, slowly, he also lost his parents and his brother. He fell in love with Clea but he also pushed her away. He loved Zelma platonically and lied to her, which was enough for them to break their bond. He felt attracted to Kanna but screwed things up, even though they remain friends. He was forced to kill the Ancient One, the only father figure he had ever since his father died. And lastly, the only person who would never leave his side... also left. Yes, even Wong. Stephen has SO much love to give but he’s also afraid because he’s cursed. He truly believes his love in poison. And would you look at that? What If really delivered a story where this is actually true.

What If Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?

The level of understanding when it comes to the character is... inconceivable. What could possibly reshape Stephen into following a dark path but love? The very premise of the whole episode. This is so much more than a love letter. This is literally too much, in all senses.

Fine, let’s begin.

What if the best of intentions has very strange consequences?

No. You used the word “strange” for the pun but this is not the word. Nah-ah. I’d go with ATROCIOUS, for starters. Things are gonna escalate so quickly, my friends.

Seriously, tho? Christine is SO SO SO SO beautiful, they’re so cute together. I have this feeling that MCU!Stephen was quite toxic because of his arrogance and this is why they didn’t work out. But WhatIf!Stephen???????? He’s always praising her, teasing her in a healthy way, respecting her and listening to her. HE TRULY LOVES HER, I’M GONNA CRY ALL OVER AGAIN, PLEASE, NOT THE CRÈME BRÛLÉE, PLEASE

I’m going to leave this shot here because we need to go back to it later. Hold that thought.

And bonus points to “Yeah, well, I would call that quite remarkable.” / “Well, I would say the same about you.”

GODS. THE PAIN. STOP THE PAIN.

So in this reality, Stephen didn’t caused the car accident because he was checking his phone while driving. Also it was not the reckless attempt to pass the truck. Well, maybe it was the consequence of this act? The fact is, the car behind them loses control, which makes them crash. Does it matter? We’ll learn later that no, it doesn’t.

And yep... Christine dies. Have you noticed the shattered heart? Ah, the pain only gets better and better.

Again, Stephen blames himself. More than anything, this is so important because Stephen is all about guilt. We still need to meet Donna so we can add yet another layer of guilt. But the feeling exists. This is what corrupts Stephen’s heart and soul in all his iterations. This is what makes him the character I love so much. I love this SO. MUCH. In addition, his stubbornness to accept his condition. Man won’t take a no. This, this is Doctor Strange in character. Stop complaining about NWH Stephen, it’s pathetic.

Okay, “grief-stricken”, Stephen found the Mystic Arts and became a sorcerer. That’s when he learned about the Time Stone, the Eye of Agamotto and Dormammu. Nothing changes, he saves the universe. But time does not heal his deepest wound.

I love Wong so much. Every time Wong does something, the world is healed. Really. We’re going back to him as well but for now I’ll just leave this shot.

BUT STEPHEN, DOING SOMETHING RECKLESS? HE’D NEVAH

Aaaaaaaannnnnnd then he did.

He goes back in time. It’s been two years since he lost Christine. I think he reacted pretty nicely, despite the circumstances. Now let’s go back to that shot I said I was saving for later.

Stephen is so light-hearted here. Also, during the first time he lost Christine, he had no idea what “The Price is Right” was. He knows now, which means he probably tried to learn more about the show because of her, because of grief. HAHAHA MORE PAIN

AND THEN HE

AND THEN SHE DIES AGAIN

AND THEN HE KEEPS GOING BACK IN TIME

AND SHE KEEPS DYING

AND THE MUSIC

AND HIS VOICE

AND HE TRIES TO CHANGE FATE BUT IT CAN’T BE AVERTED

HE EVEN TRIES TO STAY AWAY FROM HER LIFE BUT SHE DIES ALL THE SAME, WHY

AND EVERY TIME THEY CRASH, HE FEELS THE PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL PAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, WHY

I’M-- *ugly sobbing noises*

Apparently, not.

And this scene when he simply... closes his eyes before she dies again...?

This is where this episode had me in endless tears. It got me the four times I watched it. I’m dead serious.

Okay, so, next the Ancient One appears to Stephen, explaining that Christine’s death is an Absolute Point in time. It cannot be changed. Stephen needs the accident to become the Sorcerer Supreme and defeat Dormammu.

And this is where Stephen starts his journey into darkness. “Nothing is impossible, you taught me that. I only require more power.” Disobeying the Ancient One, Stephen then travels in time, seeking the Library of Cagliostro. Now, if you’re not aware of that, Cagliostro was a sorcerer who studied time in comics, and later became Sise-Neg (there’s a recent post on this because of the new Defenders run). It’s funny to think that Sise-Neg also destroyed the world when he became a god, however he grew past his pettiness and remade reality. Stephen did not possess such power, as we’re about to see.

PS: “Stop torturing yourself, Stephen.” Naur but he should use this line like a mantra. Especially comics!Stephen.

Not gonna lie, tho. This place reminds me of the Temple of the Vishanti from T&T (of course I was going to insert T&T somewhere, it’s me).

And of course they’d go for a pun with his name haha. I don’t know how to feel about this, tho. I feel like the episode is too heavy and dark for comedy. But it is what it is.

Okay but why some books are in cages??????????? And wow, it seems Cagliostro also gathered knowledge about several fields of magic.

And then Stephen learns that, in order to break an Absolute Point, he needs to absorb more power. This is when I went “oh-oh, here we go”.

And for real, is this Shuma-Gorath? Why are they keeping his name a secret? Is this the same creature from the first episode with Captain Carter, right? RIGHT? It has to be Shuma-Gorath.

Of course he tries to be polite and ends up all hurt haha. O’Bengh warns him about love but he will not listen. “Love can break more than your heart. It can shatter your mind.”/ “Is she worth the pain?”. Please, this is Stephen. He eats pain for breakfast.

Also, also, let’s take a break. We’re finally going to get monsterf0cker tentacle-lover Stephen Strange. It will cost us everything but here we goooooooooooo (yes, I went frame by frame for your more obscure fanservice needs)

Gods, I love this sequence so much it hurts. Okay, here we go.

Shmebulock???????????

AND HE STOLE THE CAPE??????????? AND DREW THE LINE ON BUGS??????

The grasp this man is holding on me right now...

Some of you will understand. I’m with you.

And here are the grostesque ones. These are hard to take SS but I had to.

Animation, sound effects, OST? CHEF’S KISS TO ALL

And lastly... the tentacles. Yeah, if you’re new... this is a thing.

Fanservice. Fanservice everywhere. (low-key the reason I also waited to write this review, I wanted to enjoy this part so badly but I was too sad for that lmao)

Okay so. O’Bengh is suddenly OLD and DYING, until we realize that Stephen spent CENTURIES absorbing mystic beings. CENTURIES. WTF STEPHEN. He had nothing in mind but the goal to save Christine. And people wonder why he went insane???? I’m sorry, O’Bengh, but I can’t take you serious when you still call Stephen Sorcerer Armani. Oh, and also because you watched him absorb beings for centuries in silence lmao. But I guess I have to because you said that Stephen is split in two since the Ancient One cast a spell on him, splitting the timelines and making them exist in the same reality before he could travel back in time. I know, it’s complex. Anything for the plot.

And now good!Stephen has an evil!twin who wants to absorb him back in order to become whole and break the Absolute Point. Cool.

I said I wanted to talk more about Wong because I think people are not talking about him enough. Wong is so important in this episode. He’s the one who’s trying to heal Stephen after Christine. He’s Stephen’s anchor.

Also, THEY FINALLY USED A SPELL WITH THE NAME OF THE VISHANTI. HOORAAAAY

So, for the sake of our understanding, I’m addressing the characters as evil and good!Stephen. Let’s go. Evil!Stephen summons good!Stephen and gods, he still holds such a strong grasp on me... unbelievable. THE DEEPER VOICE BENEDICT USES???? PLEASE, DIDN’T WE HAVE ENOUGH?

Imagine his strength to hold so many beings inside him, fighting to control him. BRO, THIS IS TOO TOO MUCH

Fine, I’ll not post SS about the fight because I’d be here all night long but I WILL say this: NOT CLOAKIE!!!!! NAAAAAAAAAAUR

Also if you ask me if I recognize any of the spells? Maaaaybe the Flames of Faltine, the not-so-crimson Bands of Cyttorak and a little trick Magik does with her portals. That’s how far I go.

I’ll not comment on the “seducing yourself to stay in the trap”. I will not. I’ll just say that the first person Stephen thought of when “Christine” was talking about the crème brûlée was Wong. That’s it.

And finally evil!Stephen absorbs good!Stephen and releases... UNLIMITED POWER (I love when the stone goes red as if it was bleeding aaaaaaa)

I can fix him...

This scene here? Poetic cinema. (I love his wings so much)

And when Stephen says her name and the other monsters’ voices echo “Christine”, AAAAAACKKKK

AND OF COURSE CHRISTINE WOULD FREAK OUT, BRO. LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE BECOME BECAUSE OF YOUR TWISTED LOVE. I’M NOT DOING FINE.

Oh, but it’s too late anyways because Stephen broke reality haha. This scene is interesting because Stephen is the only one who sensed and/or talked to the Watcher until now. I read an interview that the Watcher kinda showed up but it’s also about Stephen’s keen senses. Bit of both, let’s say. Still, man, 616-Watcher is not that cold. 616-Watcher would watch this and say “how about I intervene anyway?”. WhatIf!Watcher is brutal.

The way Christine looks at Stephen one last time also KILLS ME, DESTROYS ME, BREAK ME INTO A MILLION PIECES.

And this is where my soul left my body.

This is how they end the episode. This is how you leave me speechless and with teary eyes. This is how you give me a whole existential crisis.

This... this was brutal to watch. Really.

What can I say after this? I’m used to reading painful things when it comes to Stephen. Aaron’s and Cates’ runs are heartbreaking on so many levels. Hickman’s New Avengers is not easier. Coincidentally, What If? Magik Became Sorcerer Supreme and The End. And now Death of Doctor Strange. And yet, after everything I’ve been through, I’d never expect to watch something so brilliant, so tragic, so heartbreaking and unexpected in the MCU. Never. This is top tier content and this is my favorite character with SO MANY LAYERS and SO MUCH UNDERSTANDING. I can’t put into words how meaningful this whole episode is to me, or how deep it touched my heart and soul.

I’ve been struggling to find the proper words since then, I still can’t. All I can add is, I cried for the 4th time now. This is too, too much, even for Stephen stans. Even for the ones who are used to pain, regardless of which media you’re into: comic books, live actions or animated movies. This is literally more than I can take and yet I’m so, so grateful. The voice acting, gods, how did Benedict manage to create a better Stephen than the one he’s literally playing in real life???????????? HOW

This episode really took the max potential Stephen had to offer as a character, added tons and tons of layers based on his grief, depression, arrogance and need to control everything and created a tragic masterpiece. In 7 years of being a Doctor Strange fan, I've never read or watch something that could go this deep into the character. The closest I can think of is Mr. Misery and the metaphor of Stephen's depression. This is a whole new level of respect and understanding. This is more than a love letter. This is peak maestry. It’s perfect, it’s heartbreaking, it’s... gods, I can’t.

Sorry for dragging you until this far. Before I wrap up this review, I just wanted to remind you all that Stephen will appear again, he will smile again, he will be surrounded by people again. So this is not the end. It was painful but be brave. We still have a few more steps to take.

#what if...?#doctor strange #stephen strange #what if doctor strange lost his heart instead of his hands?#wong #christine palmer #the ancient one #long post #review #he did nothing wrong #so what? he destroyed a whole universe #/j #benedict cumberbatch

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never-mess-with-the-uchihas · 3 years

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I love how Kishimoto always makes the Haters eat their own shit(Sorry, words)

Anti's Reactions during SS scenes (mainly from Anime reaction videos) -

Antis: WTF is Sakura asking Sasuke to stop, when he is being all Badass in the curse seal mode!!! GET OFF HIM, BITCH!!! I BET, Sasuke is going to throw away that bitch.

Kishimoto:*Not happening... This ain't your fanfiction.*

Sasuke: *Background goes white - he is stunned- turns around - Intense eyesmex- Her touch and tears brings him back to reality- Curse Seal Recedes - He is saved from being consumed by his darkness*

Antis: What was she thinking, going infront of Gaara with just a kunai, that too for a boy who doesn't give a shit about her. Sasuke will probably just leave her hanging on the tree.

Kishimoto: *You losers have no idea what's about to come next*

Sasuke: *Even If I end up dying...*"Never Again...I have already lost everything before, I don't want those dear to me die before my eyes again. "

Antis: Lol, Why the fuck is she crying and confessing her feelings when he is about to leave the village and, LOL Sasuke called her annoying again. Common bitch, Why are you making yourself look pathetic for someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about you.

Kishimoto: ...And I present you, the "Most voted emotional Scene in entire Naruto Original Manga"

Sasuke: *With Shy Smile - hidden eyes* "Sakura... Thank You.."

Antis: Sakura is finally shown her place. Even Sasuke outright called her useless. (Me: *Well...That's clearly not what he said* )

Kishimoto: *I am gonna make this girl save ur ass today, Sasuke* So...I present you one of the Sexiest scenes in SS History, that shook Twitter and tumblr, even before it was officially released. *My contribution to SasuSaku Month 2014*

Sasuke: *I am gonna catch you, and hold you close(for longer than required - if I may add). And Of course, how can we forget to have our intense eyesmex.*

Antis: What's with Sakura confessing her shallow feelings to Sasuke all over again. When he clearly finds her annoying. Lol bitch! There is no place in his heart for you. Good that he plunged a Chidori through her chesh *Me: It was a Genjutsu.*

Kishimoto: *Sigh* Since, You guys clearly don't understand what her love and "You are Annoying" means,even after 400 chapters. Let me make this even more obvious.

Sasuke: *His feet shakes hearing her confession**Her love for him, reminds him of his family* "That's probably strings from a failed past."

Antis: Sakura is such a pushover. Even, though Sasuke just plunged a chidori through her (Me: *It was a genjutsu*), She is still going after them after waking up. This girl has got no self-respect. (Me: *Naruto and Sasuke would bleed to death, if She chose to have those "ego problems" and not go after them*)

Kishimoto: Let me show you a rare and vulnerable side of Sasuke - who is hesitating to get his words out - who still continues to apologize even after he has just been asked to shut up. *Looking at Sakura with tender eyes and a sad expression*.

Sasuke: *Sakura...I...I am Sorry...for Everything.*

Antis: Hahah... What was she thinking, asking Sasuke to travel with him. Obviously He doesn't want to travel with you. Just because he apologized to her- which wasn't sincere obviously, doesn't mean he is gonna start returning her feelings or anything.

Kishimoto: KAAABBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Sasuke: *Shy smile with hidden eyes* *THE LEGENDARY FOREHEAD POKE* "Maybe Next time... Thank You."

Kishimoto: I bet you didn't see that coming 😏

Antis: Lol, Sarada looks just like Karin. What was even the point of Sakura simping over Sasuke for so long. Sasuke just made her a maid who is raising his and Karin's child. Or maybe, She just stole Karin's child.

Kishimoto: Haha... You guys just won't stop... So, here's my last gift to Naruto Series - "The Naruto Gaiden"

First, I will make sure that everyone GETS IT THROUGH THEIR HEAD that the ONLY THING Similar between Sarada and Karin are their GLASSES 👓

Second, I am gonna make sure Sasuke doesn't take Karin's name or acknowledge her existence EVEN ONCE in the entire manga spin-off.

BUT...Wait... That's not enough... At the same time, I am gonna make Sasuke call Sakura "My wife", again and again, till the point, Sasuke makes it CLEAR TO EVERYONE who his wife is.

Third, Not only am I going to give the proof that Sarada is Sasuke and Sakura's daughter, But also going to show Sasuke being a "soft" husband and make him outright confess that he loves Sakura to his child (Bonus - in front of Naruto and Chocho) - ON PANEL.

Antis: ...No...This is not true...SasuSaku is not canon.

Kishimoto: Oh...But IT IS.

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moonlit-imagines · 4 years

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Headcanons for being Jane Foster’s child

Jane Foster x child!reader

Thor Odinson x Foster!child!reader

warnings:

a/n: no not a foster child, jane foster’s child 😌 also im so super glad you liked those!!! hope these are just as good!!! and im genuinely so sorry these took so long

prompt: anonymous: “Hey! I just read the Tony Stark x Potts!child!reader HC and I loved it! Would you do the same but with Thor and Jane? ❤️”

no babysitter = go to work with mom

dr. selvig gave you a rubik’s cube to keep you entertained

“fuck that! here, y/n, you can play my DS” -darcy

“can you not swear in front of my child?” -jane

you thought tonight would be boring, but then your mom and darcy collectively hit a homeless guy with a car!

“holy crap, we’re all going to jail!” -you

“don’t say ‘crap,’ y/n! we need to get him to a hospital!” -jane

ngl this dude was kinda funky

darcy used her taser and your mom covered your eyes, but you still peaked ;)

ride to the hospital

“don’t touch him, y/n”

“sorry, doc”

and the very next day you guys stole him 💕

“mr. thor, where are you from?”

“i am from asgard! it is much different from this realm, but your’s is adequate, i suppose”

“thanks?”

you could see the way your mom looked at him, though

he ate all the pop tarts >:(

she gave thor her ex boyfriends clothes

“yeah, donald was a real ass—” -you

“don’t say ‘ass.’ darcy curses too much” -jane

“sorry, mom...anyways, donald forgot to pick me up from soccer practice like, a dozen times. he sucked” -you

“this ‘donald’ doesn’t seem like a very good man...also, what is ‘soccer?’” -thor

you grabbed a soccer ball and tried to show him how to play but there was some other stuff the *scientists* had to take care of

you were a regular at izzy’s diner (well, mom was) and they always made you cute pancakes in different shapes!!

“ah, it’s a smiley face! that’s adorable!” -thor

“yeah! they like to surprise me whenever i come in. they’re pretty awesome” -you

*your mom literally beaming at how good thor is with you already*

you and thor were drawing on paper placemats

and then he broke a glass and you started giggling hdhshshs

but he had to leave

“no, thor, please don’t go!”

“i hope to meet you again one day, little one. hopefully fate sees it through”

:((((

no time to be sad bc ur mom’s lab got hijacked by the government

“hey, no fair! that’s my diary!” -you

“sorry, kid. there are constellation drawings we have to observe” -coulson

“aw, you draw constellations? wait, not now. you can’t just take all our stuff. especially that! that belongs to a child!” -jane

“sic ‘em, y/n!” -darcy

“don’t listen to darcy, y/n” -selvig

chilling in the trailer and missing thor bc he was the most interesting thing to happen to you and your mom in a while

and you wanted her to be happy even tho he was kind of crazy

“hey, mom? do you want to watch the stars tonight like we used to do? we could make s’mores?”

“that sounds like a great idea, baby! i’ve gotta go take care of some science stuff, so i’ll pick up some s’mores stuff while i’m out. love you!”

yeah she went to go see thor and he kinda got arrested but your mom came back home so you could watch the stars!

“so, do you like thor?” -you

“what? what makes you say that?” -jane

“it’s cool if you do, i think he’s awesome. a little weird, but at least he’s nice”

then thor and selvig came home and selvig was drunk as a skunk

*poking him while he giggles and tells you about thor*

“i wish your grandfather could have met that guy! he would have loved him...i wish you met your grandfather, too” -selvig

thor inviting you back outside

“i’d like you to teach me more about this ‘soccer’”

by the time you guys were done, it was 3am and you were too pumped to go to sleep

so thor told you stories of his home and battle and family

you didn’t want him to stop, you were fascinated by it all

and uhhhh yeah then earth kinda had some vikings show up

they told you that you’d “make a fine warrior one day”

and then yall got attacked by a ????? a what??? a destroyer???????

“get y/n out of here now! they shouldn’t have to see this!” -thor

you were still nearby and saw thor become thor again

after he was done fighting the destroyer, you ran to give him a hug

“that was awesome! can i hold your hammer?”

“maybe someday, little one”

then you didn’t see him for 2 years

which upset your mom a good bit, you had to help her through that episode. lots of sitting on the couch and eating ice cream together talking about how he wasn’t worth her time even tho you missed him too

but he came back! and then your mom sent everything flying bc she had an “infinity stone” inside her and thor took you two to asgard

“y/n! you’ve grown so much, i almost didn’t recognize you!” -thor

tbh you really digged the outfit they gave you, but also you were on another planet? thor insisted on giving you a tour (by flying you around)

“i do hope you’re having fun, little one!”

worrying about your mom simultaneously bc you overheard she was sick

but asgard got attacked and you and jane were confined to a room in the palace, which sucked because you wanted to see it all

but thor sent guards to bring you anything to keep you entertained

“maybe we’ll skip the mace for now, thank you” -jane

after several events that count as child endangerment, this chapter came to an end and your mom and thor finally made it official

loki called you a rodent and then saved your life so you were kinda iffy about him

about a year or two later, your mom had to travel a great deal in order to get some work done, so you were left in the care of thor, who took you to avengers tower

“oh, my girlfriend’s child is an angel! and they’re so intelligent, just like their mother!” -thor gushing to other partygoers

“yeah, thor, your ‘angel’ is sneaking drinks from the elderly” -tony

*sipping his beer* “they’re a growing teenager”

you did have an amazing time interacting with the avengers

and once they tried grabbing the hammer, you knew you had to get in on it (but you failed like the rest)

“don’t worry, my y/n, you have to be eighteen years of age to be able to lift mjölnir!” -thor

“oh, that makes sense!” -you, while thor aggressively shakes his head at the other avengers. he just wanted to make sure you didn’t feel bad you weren’t worthy yet :(

more child endangerment but really what did you expect?

thor went off world and your mom split it off w him but you did have his email so you were still in contact with him

swearing you saw odin on the street once or twice (fast forward)

and then your mom dusted and thor found you as soon as he possibly could, it was so good to see him

he took you in since you were alone now, you moved to new asgard and became prince(ss) of the new land by relation?? makes sense right

basically you and valkyrie made all the calls while thor grieved for years

but he still took care of you

“y/n, would you like to play video games with me? i think it may be a good bonding experience, what do you say?” -thor

“duh!”

uncle korg made you help him with fortnite while thor was asleep

you wished to wield stormbreaker one day

showing thor earth media! his favorite star wars character is r2-d2 dont ask why

he taught you asgardian recipes and you taught him...earth recipes?

when he was drunk he’d ramble on about his childhood and battle and enemies and jane and loki and hela and frigga and literally anything that came to mind

“y/n, could you please get me a beer? and get one for yourself, too” -thor

valkyrie most definitely gave you some battle training so you you blow off some steam, you were glad she taught you how to fight like a true warrior

thor wanted to teach you battle tactics so you could fight alongside him, but he never got around to it

a raccoon and bruce banner visited later on, proposing a way to get your family back, thor was an emotional wreck

his debriefing on the reality stone was tense when he started crying about your mom and everyone stared at you

“hey, don’t look at me. i don’t control the god, i just keep him company”

ending up waiting 1 second for the avengers to come back from their mission, resulting in you being stuck in the middle of a very heavy battle

“y/n, get out of here!” -thor

“don’t worry, thor! valkyrie taught me a few moves!”

“you make me incredibly proud, little one!”

“i’m not so little anymore, am i?”

“you will always be my little one, y/n. blood or not, that will not change!”

victory, but at what cost? it was a rough ride, you needed to get patched up, but your mom was finally home and thor...he decided it was time to leave earth again

“don’t worry, my y/n. i will see you again.” *tearing up* “i’m so glad i got the pleasure of raising you these past few years. i love you dearly, now go be with your mother”

you straight up wanted to bawl your eyes out right there

“well, y/n, you’re next in line for the throne of new asgard. what is your first command?” -valkyrie

“actually, i think you’d make a much better ruler than me. i’ve got to spend some time with my mother now that she’s home”

“you’re so much like him, you know that?”

staying with your mother, who was diagnosed with cancer not long after returning from the soul stone (a/n: jane getting cancer is canon in the comics and confirmed for thor 4)

“i missed five years of your life and now i’m sick, that’s just our luck, isn’t it?” -jane

she was understandably upset, but she also felt guilty

“mom, don’t beat yourself up. everything is okay, we’re still together right now. i won’t be going anywhere, i promise”

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matthewfairchildfanclub · 4 years

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TSC but it's incorrect quotes.

Jem: Hey, Will, what's up?

Will: Well, I'm sitting in a pool of my own blood.

Jem: Is it... your own?

Will: Oh, yeah, probably.

Jem: Where is it coming from?

Will: Probably the stab wound.

Jem: yoU'VE BEEN STABBED?!

Will: Oh, yeah definitely.

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Kit: I wrote a song called I'm Late For My Final Exam and it's just three minutes of me screaming.

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Emma: Look upon the filed which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

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Will: Do you ever wonder how an author would describe you in a novel? Like, not only your appearance, but also your little habits and stuff. I wanna know how I'd be described.

Gabriel: Bet it would be something like "so here's this asshole."

Will: Honestly, fuck you, Gabriel.

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Kit: I mixed up Donkey Kong with King Kong and accidentally said Kinky Kong to my parents.

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Izzy: Who is that weirdo on TV? He's running downtown with eight dogs.

Magnus: THAT'S MY WEIRDO

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Sebastian: Be warned, I can kill you.

Jace: Be warned, I can die.

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Jace: Excuse me, who made Alec the boss of the group.

Clary: You did.

Simon: You said, "Alec should be the boss."

Izzy: And then you said, "lets vote," and it was unanimous.

Magnus: And then you made him this plaque that says, "Boss of us."

Magnus: And put little sparkles all over it.

Jace:... all valid points.

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Simon: What are you guys talking about? I'm like the backbone of this family.

Jace: You're more like the appendix of this family, no one knows what you're here for.

Alec: Also prone to explode at any given moment.

Jace: And a real pain to remove.

Simon: Fuck you guys.

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Emma: What's your problem?

Cristina: He keeps using common phrases incorrectly.

Kieran: Oh, cry me a table, Cristina.

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Cecily: If a guy calls you "princess" in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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Will: I could get killed.

Will: Or even worse. Jem could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

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Dru: What color are Emma's eyes?

Julian: The warm chestnut of well-worn leather when the sun comes out after days of rain.

Dru: What?

Julian: I said brown.

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Gabriel: Hello, Will, make anyone cry today?

Will: Sadly, no, but it's only 4:30.

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Will: Rubbing alcohol is for outside wounds. Drinking alcohol is for inside wounds.

Matthew: Cheers! I'll drink to that.

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James: What are you going to bring to dinner?

Matthew: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Tessa: You're late.

Kit: Listen, I just spent twenty minutes in a standoff with the biggest cockroach I have ever seen, so that's where I'm at... mentally.

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Julian: I told you to stop doing that with the knives.

Dru, with knives taped to her hands: But Wolverine has-

Julian: I said stop.

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Aline: The only thing that seems to motivate you guys is pancakes.

Tavvy: Pancakes?

Ty: I love pancakes!

Dru: Do we have maple syrup?

Julian: I'll go buy some.

Emma: Where are they?

Aline: THERE ARE NO PANCAKES!

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Jace: And once again, Jace and Magnus save the day!

Alec: You didn't do anything.

Alec: It was all Magnus.

Jace: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Tessa: How can one man have so many enemies?

Will: I'm a people person who talks shit and drinks.

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Matthew: You're my best friend, but I'd fuck you if you asked.

James: What?

Matthew: What?

Lucie, from across the room: HE SAID HE'D FUCK YOU IF YOU ASKED!

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Matthew: What if we kidnap-

James: No.

Matthew: Steal-

James: No.

Matthew: Blow up-

James: Not even a little.

Matthew: You're no fun.

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Julian: We need to distract the enemies.

Emma: Right, I can do that.

Julian: What are you going to do?

Emma: I'm gonna kill them all.

Emma: That ought to distract them.

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Mark: I have a sword!

*two minutes later*

Mark: I have lost the sword.

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Kit: My friendship with Dru is over.

Ty: What?

Kit: She stole my fries.

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Kit: Baking yeast has alcohol in it, but you can't get drunk off eating bread.

Kit: Trust me, I've tried.

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Kit: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Ty a little bit-

Jem: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kit: That was our joint tombstone.

Jem: My mistake.

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Clary, through the door: Are you decent?

Jace: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

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Kit: Ty, let's play 20 questions!

Ty: Okay, what's your favorite color.

Kit: Aces. My turn, do you like boys?

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Julian, coming to bail the group out of jail: I hate you sometimes, you know.

Emma: Welcome to the club! You are one of 53 members. We make t-shirts and have meetings every Wednesday at 4.

Julian: What?

Mark: We would meet earlier, but Kit gets out of school at 3.

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Jace, to Izzy and Simon at their wedding party: Alright, everyone, Saturday is the big day! A lot of us thought this day would never come. I may have been one of those people.

Izzy: I may have also been one of those people.

Simon: Wait, are we talking about our wedding?

Izzy: Yes.

Simon: Oh, yes, I was also one of those people.

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Emma: Julian and I slept together.

Cristina: And?

Emma: ... I thought you would be a little more surprised.

Cristina: Oh, sorry.

Cristina, in a shocked voice: AND?!

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Ty: The dishes aren't in alphabetical order!!!!

Kit: Excuse my language, but what the F U C K does that mean?

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Lucie: We shouldn't complain.

Matthew: I'm gonna complain anyways.

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Dru: Kit? Are you alive? Knock once for yes, twice for no.

Kit: *pauses, then knocks twice*

Dru: What do we do? Kit's dead!

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Will: Do you know....? Do you KNOW what it's like to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?!

Tessa, thinking of all the money she blew on a scam: Geez, man, I sure do-

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Clary: Simon, you've got a lot to offer Izzy. You're funny, you're smart-

Magnus: You're creative, you've got style...

Jace:

Magnus:

Clary:

Jace: Oh, did you want me to say something?

Jace: You have brown hair, your name is Simon.

Simon: Thanks, Jace.

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Will: I've done a lot of dumb shit.

Tessa: I witnessed the dumb shit.

Cecily: I remember the dumb shit.

Magnus: I joined you in the dumb shit.

Jem: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit!

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Jace: Okay, so-

Alec: No. Don't you dare! Stop. Stop. I don't wanna hear it. I have been cleaning up your messes for way too long and now I'm aging prematurely. You are driving me steadily insane. So I don't wanna hear it. Go away. I'll be dead next month at this rate. Leave me alone.

Jace: I was just gonna ask you if you wanted toast...

Alec: Oh, well. No thank you.

Jace: Good, because I blew up the toaster and now one of the plants is on fire.

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Kit: If you are about to be stabbed, just say, "I have too much swagger for the dagger," and they will leave you alone.

Dru: Or stab you a hundred more times.

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Will: WHO ATE MY FRIES

Will: I'M GONNA FUCKING KI-

Jem: I did.

Will:-ss you and buy you more. You haven't been eating enough.

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James: A waiter could literally murder me and I'd still tip 20%

Matthew: I would actually tip more if they murdered me, that's great customer service.

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