Stiles: If any of you die in my Jeep,I'll resurrect you and you'll clean my beloved Roscoe before you go back to being dead.
The Pack™️: How the hell does that work.
Stiles: Nicely.
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I'm in another artblock, and to attempt to get rid of it I did sketching...
It again went too far and I drew my fav ship and my OTP of Teen Wolf...
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Now correct me if I’m wrong, but as someone who’s thinking of watching Teen Wolf, from what I’ve seen it seems to be:
(Group of outcast teenagers have gotten themselves involved in deadly supernatural shenanigans)
Scott: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
Derek, standing there silently, unhelpfully:…
Stiles:…we don’t need an adult but if we did we would need an adultier adult
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Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?
Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?
Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!
Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*
Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*
Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??
Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?
Derek: *Le sigh* Please.
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Scott: Oh, this is SO typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Erica: Nuh-uh! We tell you stuff!
Scott: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Isaac got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know that Boyd was the one who set off the fire alarm at school. I was the last one to know Stiles has a crush on Derek.
Derek: What?
Stiles: BRO!
Scott: Oho! Looks like I was second-to-last!
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I don't know why, but 2024 really is the year of missing the Hale Pack for me :(
I miss Derek having the chance to become a real alpha
I miss Erica and Boyd getting the chance to return to the pack and live
I miss snarky bastard uncle Peter in the corner
I miss getting to explore Isaac living with Derek and finding a home
I miss Pack Mom Stiles
Heck, I miss Jackson getting the chance to find a place where he belongs instead of being written off
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Scott: Okay, Stiles. You can do it.
Stiles: Hey, Derek! Do you wanna hang out? You know going on a date... With me. I mean, it's okay if you can't you're probably busy and...
Scott: No, no, no, this is not what we practiced.
Meanwhile
Boyd: Okay, one more time.
Derek: Stiles, we are going on a date so you better be ready when I pick you up!
Isaac: You can't force him!
Erica: That was hot.
Isaac: Don't encourage him!
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Chris: Oh, hey, Derek
Derek: Did you get my text about the hunters
Chris: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Derek: Good. Thanks, dad.
The entire pack:
Derek: Why is everyone staring at me?
Stiles: You just called Chris "dad."
Erica: You said, "thanks, dad."
Derek: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
Chris: Do you see me as a father figure, Derek?
Derek: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Danny: Hey, show your father some respect.
Derek: I didn't call him dad!
Stiles: No, no, no, no, Derek
Chris: I take it as a compliment.
Allison: It's not a big deal.
Aiden: I called Cora "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.
Jackson: Guys, jump on that!
Aiden: He has psycho-sexual issues.
Erica: Old news.
Danny: But you calling Chris "daddy"...
Derek: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Boyd: But you did call him "dad," dude
Derek: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Boyd: All right, all right, I was lying about not making out with Erica instead of finding the hunters. But the dad thing, that happened.
Derek: Aha! He admitted that his thing was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan!
Stiles: I believe you.
Chris: Son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Derek:....I'd like that.
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