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comradekatara · 17 days

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no because it actually is so funny how sokka is unrealistically smart like just. inhumanly intelligent so they had to counteract that by nerfing him in one million different ways. no he can’t bend no his sister never listens to him no he isn’t charismatic or convincing yes he has one million different mental illnesses. every single mental illness known to man, in fact. and that somehow balances out the fact that he is a genius the likes of which the world may see like. once in a century. because does it even matter if he just keeps taking L after L and is so fucking miserable and constantly self-sabotages due to being too insane and neurotic to even function half the time and his highest aspiration in life is literally to be murdered. no, seriously, does it??? incidentally, this it is also the central tension of a little show called . “malcolm in the mildle.”

#LIFE IS UNFAIR………..#sokka #synthesis #casually dropping ‘his highest aspiration in life is literally to be murdered’ like that isn’t the sokka thesis statement #in a post where I compare him to frankie fucking Muniz

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vegaseatsass · 25 days

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I made and deleted a post about this a few weeks ago but I've been thinking a lot about projecting onto toxic ships/dynamics in fiction, and not onto the romantic parts ("I relate to Pete in Vegaspete because I want someone to unlock me to human touch") but onto the very toxic parts ("I relate to Vegas in Vegasporsche because he's lying his ass off and orchestrating Porsche's downfall, and mentally blaming Porsche for everything he's planning to do to him, for believing the wrong things and choosing the wrong side, AND for falling for Vegas's obvious facade! Dummy I've always been your enemy it's SO OBVIOUS!! Yet in the moment, when they're riding bikes or hugging and Vegas is compartmentalizing, he does genuinely care about Porsche and feel honest affection for him, and that's what sells the lie... and makes Vegas hate himself for his traitorous weakness and want to sabotage any sincere moments they have"), and how huge this distinction feels to me. So I wanted to do like a Tell me the most toxic fictional thing you overidentify with meme.

Not sure that's the best way to word it, and you don't have to (and probably shouldn't) explain why, but like. Don't tell me "I relate to Korn as a parent;" tell me "I relate to Korn when he's preventing his children from competing by pitting them against their cousins instead, because he can blame that on their grandfather and his brother and not himself, and pretend his kids are fine and it's just the cousins who are getting destroyed". Does that make sense? This way also I don't have to know your toxic blorbo to understand your toxic emotion. Anyway do it

#dear diary #or don't do it it's ok if this gets zero notes but i'm curious #(you can also just reply to this post lol)#for a long time i only related to the aspirational parts of fiction #and now this year i'm apparently in my villain era #in my 'villain but i still think i'm right and doing the right thing but it feels bad man' era #i also genuinely think it helps get through tough times to make up grandiose fictional parallels in your head #like this friend breakup sure felt shitty - why don't i compare it to an EPIC TRAGEDY WHERE THEY BOTH DIE that will make me feel better #and it does! it always does #wallowing is good sometimes #kpts #since that's where i drew all my examples #btw the vegaspete and vegasporsche examples are true statements #the korn one is not! i didn't have another toxic example to overshare from myself

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gentle-traditionalism · 4 months

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Please pray that I’ll be able to find a church to call my home church.

#prayer request #it seems like every single church here is either an aspiring mega church; a political party in disguise; or actively promoting despair #the one church I’ve found that actually discusses the bible also has a pastor who can never finish a sermon because he gets in side stories #and the stories are the most irrelevant and depressing things imaginable #like about a baby dying in a house fire #I cannot handle it anymore and it doesn’t seem worth it anyway when there’s always theologically incorrect statements made in every sermon

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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This guy in my class always plays devil's advocate, and he keeps participating in debates in our class, but not for a grade, he just keeps joining other groups for "practice", HE LITERALLY JUST PULLED A TOTO 😭😭 he pulled out a printed graph as an example and held it up for the entire class 😭

#i wish i could record this bcs this is so funny LOL #like no one else ever stands up for the opening statement of the debates for this class cause its not too formal #but he stood up for his opening argument #also hes called himself an 'aspiring politician' 😭😭#but like i cannot describe this man's aura #tho the highlight of this is my friend and I's google doc where we keep live reacting #catie.rambling.txt

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mclarenyaoi · 27 days

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i think about lando's editing style so much despite the fact that idt he edits videos anymore afaik

i was going to put this in the tags but it kept ticking me off that i was continously hitting the character limit so its here now \o/

tbh the main reason i'm so endeared to lando's editing style (read: his editing style from ~5 yrs ago that i have been referring and will continue to refer to as his editing style even if it isn't a current one) is that i go "Oh i've 100% made that Exact same editing choice to make that Exact same joke before." eg: there's a specific lando log from 6yrs ago i saw recently bc it appeared before me on my yt home page &. god. man i am hopelessly endeared. for i too would do the master chef intro interlaid w/ hard cut clips of me failing to cook

another eg: ok maybe i shouldn't admit that i've watched the 2019 rookie of the year video way too much specifically just to giggle at lando's edited video but uh. yeah. heart emoji. in my mind there's a lot to dissect between the default title card + background music that immediately starts off the video and the pink sparkle w/ default cursive font on all the transition cards as well as the explosions + airhorns + self referencing. between these two examples there's a lot of snappiness made w/ all the hard cuts. the editing is amateur but from personal experience it's not easy to time everything properly so there's obviously not a lack of thought either, and it didn't rly hit enough w/ alex and george but it hit for me plenty and this is what counts. it's a bit short and the humor probably doesn't hit the same for people who haven't watched like ten mil videos fuckin sue me tho (dont) i liked it

at the end of the day it's less about the editing, more about the insight it gives into lando. but fuck it i'm not a psychologist i'm here to giggle. and i did. tldr i think people with wit and humor are hot, this is my thesis forever

#(btw no editor was credited in the desc of the lando log video i first mentioned in this post even tho there were credits for filming & sfx-#-so i can only assume he personally edited it. figure he wouldve mentioned an editor if it wasnt himself? idk)#i need a business card that says like. simon tsez professional yapper. because My Fucking God #anyways 2019 19y/o boy to 2024 19y/o boy connection understanding and/or projected psyche #it's just interesting! that such a person! also has such a personable humor! logistically unsurprising but who said i wasnt easy #god the implications of my thesis statement are fucking horrendous do NOT let me near an aspiring stand up comedian #another incomprehensible post by yours truly xoxo #simon says

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carlyleandco · 1 year

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Okay is there some sort of Lockwood & Co related trend we could devise for Tiktok/ Insta to boost streaming?

Like idk some sort of sound file/ music from the show, or concept we could create and use to our advantage ?

#let’s make ‘party fears two’ as big as ‘running up that hill’#basically all the music in this show could be used since the soundtrack goes off #lockwood and co #l&co. netflix #oooo I’ve got one!#when Lucy says ‘woo aspirational’ as a sarcastic reaction/comeback to a for a statement you dislike

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fluxofthemouth · 1 month

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15. What sort of muses do you tend to write?

oh it's like in Princess Tutu, my magic pendant glows red & alerts me that there's a heart shard nearby & then I get to dance with them (write rp threads) to solidify something that was undeveloped or wounded or missing in my sense of identity & journey of personal growth

#obligatory statement that writing evil or murdery characters is not a real life aspiration lol #shakes ur hand & pats Leo's (evil murdery) head tbh #ty for the ask!

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half-man-half-lime · 2 years

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@bucket-of-hyperfixations yeah,,, hopefully it just won't get back to them

I categorically should not be obsessing over this argument this much, it's legit not healthy

It was really only one person, and I finally noped out of the argument so I really should let it go, but this broke my brain

Getting through to someone is when you say something so hostile it shocks them into silence. If they keep arguing it's because they're the unreasonable one after you did such a perfect job of getting through to them

If you're a social worker helping convince traumatized teenagers not to join gangs, the key is to tell them cool things like "You're a stupid girl" and "a middle schooler with delusions of grandeur"

Children love it when you do this,

#Parahumans #Wildbow #I'm going to hell for posting this #Armsmaster did nothing wrong everyone was just too in awe of his shining and perfect rationality #there's so many fucking layers of this #like ignoring the direct statements of the text from multiple characters that Armsmaster is ambitious #to the notion that Taylor is a criminal and therefore not a child and criminals must be crushed under the heel of good and shining cop law #ignoring the fact that all this was avoidable because arrest number go up so it must be a net good #to dismissing any sign that Armsy was selfishly motivated as Taylor's unreliable narration even when it's really obvious #to completely dismissing the power dynamic between a teenage aspiring hero and the highest-ranked hero in the city because Taylor Bad #they've basically ignored or rejected so much basic fact that arguing the point means either finding support for every bit of foundation #or ignoring a thousand bad assumptions and arguing on their level

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tracle0 · 1 year

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So uh if you pirate books please just… don’t follow me ?

#Granted there’s an exception for textbooks #This is a US centric statement as my understanding is textbooks in the US are ridiculously expensive #I’m also aware of the fact libraries in other countries may not carry whatever book you want to read #Someone said it really well in another post though - as an aspiring author I am sickened that people just feel.#Entitled to my labour ????#Please understand I’m poor! I’m very poor! I’ve been poor all my life and I devoured books at an unhealthy rate #The only time I’ve pirated a book was when I had firm plans to buy them asap but couldn’t wait to read them #And then I did buy them asap. This is a second exception to the rule I suppose #But yeah seriously. I do not support pirating books. It only hurts the author in the end #There’s other good posts out there that breakdown how advances and royalties work for authors and how pirating can destroy #A debuts chance of continuing this career #Fucking. Educate yourself. We live in a golden age of content and I think people have become very accustomed to the idea of it being free #A lot of times you can find things for free or very very cheap. Once again; I’m poor. I learned how to make the very limited funds I had #Stretch to get a good taste of art I wanted to take in #Jfc people talk about supporting small businesses all the time. Does this. Not apply to writers?#I feel like I’m poking a hornets nest in making this post. Mmmmmmm. Hmmmm.

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guayabana · 4 months

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wait ok this one is more coherent -> cant help but compare the description of how ppl related to saints as being akin to the modern parasocial relationships ppl develop w various diff types of public figures (esp celebrities) + its interesting/wild how consistently this social phenomenon involves a sense of ownership over that person('s experiences, achievements, talents, physical appearance & presence, private life, etc etc)

#celebrities rlly are basically modern day saints in the way they function on like a sociopolitical level #being (representations) of an ideal (life) for ppl to fantasise abt/aspire to/mold their own behaviour around #the political & financial aspects of their role (e.g. publically backing X politician/group/company + pr statements to encourage public #support vs saints using their popularity & the loyalty of devotees to organise opposition or support for papal edicts/etc)#smthing smthing smthing celebrities as the modern saints of capitalism smthing smthing

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elizabethmelissaong · 6 months

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CRITICAL THINKING B

Week 12 : Question 2 Tradition / Lineages

Yes, I think my artistic vision statements are well thought out. It relates to my future goals and it is quite realistic. I really enjoyed the week 10 activity because it was really lovely to read my classmate's visions as well as write to them and getting back encouraging motivating comments was really sweet. Handwritten notes brings communication to another level to me the thoughts flow to your heart more and it is easier to express yourself in writing than in spoken words at times.

The reason why I chose this design work was because I really love the colors, patterns, and brand guide. The packaging design is in one box filled with four sections of yummy traditional snacks. The design really harmonizes modern and traditional India's rangoli patterns there is color contrast, positive and negative, different diverse patterns 5 by 5 speaking about the traditional foods from their origin, symmetrical balance, and constant layouts.

It is functional because once you open it there is a description about each snack and a welcoming Diwali candle in the background giving a sense of invitation to try the snacks which i feel if you have this in your house for celebrations guests would love the packaging as it's for sharing.

The product photography is really clean and direct. It brings out the delicious snacks and small background elements of flowers and gold cloth enhancing the space. In my artistic statement that I want to be a freelance photographer, I would like to try to do different projects to expand my knowledge and enjoy photographing in different genres be it creative portraits, products, events, weddings, fashion, or landscapes. When there are opportunities like that I would just go do it and try so that I gain experience, to know which I like to do or least.

Willem Verbeek is one of my favourite photographers who does landscape and portrait photography. He is based in Los Angeles, California. He has worked with major clients like Porsche, LA Times, The New Yorker, Push Magazine, Kodak, New Balance, Rolling Stone.

Which In my dreams, I hope to work with Kodak, Female, New balance, and many more.

After Willem's Porsche main collaboration project, he was surprised with a Porsche sports car for a road trip around Europe. In exchange he needed to photograph the car for them and the landscapes he found himself in, so it became like a secondary photography project.

Here are some of my favourite images he took of the car. The concept he did was a combination of scenic landscapes mixed with the car immersed in the landscape, Which tells the story of the road trip in this car.

Porsche is a brand filled with history, starting from 1948 till now. The evolution of their car designs especially the 911 has become an iconography which the name first appeared initially as the 901.

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Willem's YouTube videos always impact and inspire me because I would feel in awe of his passion, motivation, and creative direction.

Word count: 500

References (MLA STYLE):

" My artistic vision statement " - date ... Elizabeth and classmates.

" Swaad Anusar - Diwali Box packaging design " - 7 Sept 2023 Riddhi A. Palande and Tushar Son

" Photographs from video : Porsche Gave me a Car... " - 13 Oct 2023 Willem Verbeek

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drownedbycoffee · 3 months

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THEY AREN'T THE FEARS ANYMORE!! THEY'RE DESIRES

(SPOILERS for TMA, and all of TMAGP episodes so far)

Okay, here me out

Tmagp1: Darla wants to hear Arthur's voice again. She even says: "I just couldn’t face the thought of the rest of my life never hearing him again, I had to try" and later on she even says: "But I had to know, so I went to the cemetery."

Tmagp1: RedCanary wants to know about the Magnus Institute. They want to know why it's listed under 'cleared' when there's no evidence of it. Hence why they go and explore it.

Tmagp2: Daria wants that absolute perfection. She wants to change who she is and get out of that dark place. When she talks about the thing that she felt was missing, she says, "... and that’s when I decide I need a tattoo. I had a couple already – just little things on my shin and my wrist – but I decided I needed something big. Something that really changed my look." She also mentions when talking about Ink5oul that "they just kept pressing me about my life, about why I wanted the ink" instead of asking what design she wanted. And when she got the tattoo she describes herself as now being, "Someone I wanted to know more about." Afterwards she even says how "For the first time ever [she] wanted to attempt a self-portrait. Something real and physical, [she] wanted to feel the brushes in my hands and the oil on [her] fingertips." I think a lot of her statement is about her desire and impulsive need for that perfection and that wholeness that she has been aspiring to for her whole life.

Tmagp3: Samuel wants to stay hidden. He wants and he "need[s] to get up, get out of here for treatment." He wants to get better and most of his delirious thoughts are the things that he wants, or feels like he needs. E.g. "I so much want to see it [the sun] again. This night seems endless. I want to be warm again. I am terribly afraid. Thank god for Maddie. I need to treat her better."; "I just need to rest."; "I need to be careful or we’ll drift apart." And then obviously as the narrative continues, Samuel wants to grow and 'put down roots'.

Tmagp4: The narrator wants to be revered and accepted into the Royal Court Orchestra of the Palatinate. He wants to show off and impress. The violin "was a creature with needs and purpose of its own. The needs were simple enough. Blood. Flesh." It has these needs and desires.

So far, I'm interpreting it to be that everything so far can be interpreted as a desire of sorts, varying in the strength and intensity of it. Obviously, fear is still a big part of it all, because if you want something so badly, aren't you afraid of it being stolen from you? Of it being out of your grasp? Of it being unachievable or impossible in some capacity? Of it being a lie?

Even Sam wants to find out more. He wants to know the why and the reason for things. Gwen wants Lena's job. Collin wants to fix all these bugs and keep Freddie running. Alice wants to just get on with it because she found out that wanting to know the 'why' of things is dangerous.

I think that somehow when the Web took all the Fears into a different universe, they morphed into something else. Or they changed to fit what was the most prevalent thing in that universe, because after all, everyone wants something, even if it's something small and inconsequential. Life and aspects of it has always been characterised by that desire for something. Like people wanting food, shelter, safety, love, warmth, happiness, etc. And I think since the Web was so intwined with Jon and Martin, it absorbed some of their emotions when it found its way into this new world, because after all Jon and Martin wanted to stop Jonah/Elias, to stop the apocalypse, to destroy the Panopticon, to be safe, and they wanted each other. I think the wanting and fear of things are really entwined in it all, though this could be absolute bullshit haha

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nayziiz · 17 days

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Comfort Person | LN4

Pairing: Lando Norris x reader (she/her)

Author's note: I'm trying something a little bit different with shorter form fics, so please send through any requests or feedback. These one shots will likely not have a second part unless it really speaks to me to continue with it. Thank you!

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Attending the McLaren gala marked a significant step forward in their relationship. For a whole year, they had carefully cultivated their love away from the prying eyes of the public, choosing to keep their affection shielded from the spotlight. Their social media presence, though scant, hinted at a deeper connection, evident through the occasional birthday mentions and celebratory nods to his triumphs on the racetrack.

But this gala was different. It was a statement, a declaration of their commitment, and a subtle unveiling of their love to the world. While their relationship had been an open secret among close friends and those within the inner circle of the Formula 1 world, this event would bring it to a broader audience.

For her, agreeing to attend the gala was both exciting and nerve-wracking. Stepping into the glamorous world of Formula 1, filled with its high-profile personalities and dazzling events, was a departure from her usual realm. She had only dipped her toes into this world on three occasions, each time experiencing the thrill of the races in Monaco, Belgium, and Silverstone. Yet, despite her limited exposure to the paddock, she found herself drawn to the adrenaline-fueled atmosphere and the magnetic pull of his passion for the sport.

Her demanding career imposed limitations on her ability to accompany him to every race and event, forcing her to carefully select which ones she could attend. Despite the constraints of her professional obligations, she was determined to be there for him in whatever capacity she could manage.

For him, her unwavering support transcended physical presence. Knowing that she would wake up in the early hours of the morning or stay up late into the night to watch his races brought him immense comfort and strength. Her dedication, even from afar, served as a source of motivation during the most gruelling moments on the track.

In the midst of the frenetic pace of the Formula 1 season, her steadfast encouragement provided him with a sense of grounding and reassurance. Whether she was cheering him on from the stands or sending him words of encouragement through late-night texts, her presence loomed large in his heart and mind.

Their relationship was built on a foundation of understanding and compromise, with each of them making sacrifices to support the other's dreams and aspirations. While her absence at certain events weighed heavily on her, she took solace in the knowledge that her love and support transcended geographical boundaries.

The day was a canvas of intimacy, each moment painted with tenderness and shared anticipation. As they lingered in her apartment, the world outside faded into insignificance, leaving only the two of them enveloped in a cocoon of affection.

Showering together was a dance of intimacy, the warm water cascading over their bodies like a gentle caress. He tenderly washed her hair, his fingers massaging her scalp with care and devotion. In that shared moment of vulnerability, their connection deepened, each touch speaking volumes of their love for one another.

As she dried her hair, she watched him with a soft smile as he meticulously shaved away the stray stubble, his concentration mirrored in the steady strokes of his razor. Even the simplest of tasks became moments to be savoured in each other's presence, the ordinary transformed into something extraordinary by the power of their love.

For him, the mundane rituals of getting ready took on new significance with her by his side. Every glance exchanged, every shared laugh, was a reminder of the profound joy he felt in having her as his partner. Her presence infused even the simplest moments with an electric energy, sparking excitement in his heart and a smile on his lips.

As he stood poised with the razor in hand, ready to rid himself of the faint traces of stubble that adorned his face, she intervened, her voice soft but determined.

“No, leave it. It looks hot, my love,” she said, her gaze lingering on him with an intensity that sent a shiver down his spine. He paused, caught off guard by her unexpected request.

“But I thought you hated facial hair,” he replied, a hint of confusion tingling his words. A playful smile curved her lips as she stepped closer, her fingers tracing the outline of his jaw.

“I've grown to love it because it's on you,” she confessed, her eyes sparkling with affection. He couldn't help but chuckle at her response, his heart swelling with warmth at her words.

“You're special, you know that,” he murmured, his voice laced with genuine admiration.

“Uh, huh. That's why you keep me around,” A mischievous glint danced in her eyes as she teased him. He pulled her into his arms, unable to resist the urge to shower her with kisses.

Lando couldn't help but chuckle as he left her in the bathroom to put the finishing touches on her makeup. With a playful grin, he made his way to the kitchen to retrieve some snacks before the event.

After a few minutes, he heard the soft tapping of her heels against the hardwood floors, signalling her emergence from the bedroom. He turned, almost instinctively, his curiosity piqued by the sound of her approach.

His breath caught in his throat as she sauntered past him, the fabric of her dark orange dress flowing around her like molten lava, casting a mesmerising glow in the dim light of the apartment. She looked radiant, her beauty captivating him in a way that never failed to leave him breathless.

As she disappeared into the kitchen, he couldn't tear his gaze away, his jaw dropping slightly in awe. She was stunning, more breathtaking than he had ever seen her before.

When she finally turned to face him, their eyes locked in an unspoken exchange of admiration and affection. In that moment, words seemed unnecessary as the intensity of their connection spoke volumes, filling the space between them with an electric energy that crackled with anticipation.

“Are you just going to sit there and gawk at me?” She asked, her tone light but teasing.

“Yes,” he replied without missing a beat, his gaze lingering on her with unapologetic admiration. A mock scowl crossed her features as she shook her head, a hint of laughter dancing in her eyes.

“Well, stop it. You look stupid. Go put on your suit before we're late,” she instructed, her voice tinged with playful admonishment.

After dutifully adhering to her request and donning his suit, Lando returned to the kitchen to find her engrossed in replying to a few messages. With a tender smile, he approached her from behind, his footsteps silent against the floor.

Wrapping his arms around her waist, he pressed a gentle kiss to her neck, the warmth of his lips sending a shiver down her spine. She leaned back into his embrace, a contented sigh escaping her lips as she tilted her head to the side, allowing him better access.

In that moment, the world outside faded away, leaving only the two of them cocooned in a bubble of affection. His touch was a soothing balm against the chaos of the day, grounding her in the present and reminding her of the love they shared. As he lingered against her, his arms holding her close, she felt a sense of peace wash over her. In his embrace, she found solace and reassurance

“I can't wait to do this with you for the rest of my life,” Lando whispered, his voice filled with sincerity as he gazed into her eyes. A soft smile graced her lips as she met his gaze, her heart swelling with love for him.

“Me too,” she replied, her voice barely above a whisper but resounding with a depth of emotion that echoed his own.

In that fleeting moment, the weight of their words hung in the air, binding them together in a promise of forever. It was a declaration of their love, a pledge to stand by each other through every twist and turn that life may bring.

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rileyslibrary · 1 year

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“The Lieutenant wants to see you in his office immediately,” Soap said. And when you asked why, he shrugged and said he didn’t sound very pleased.

“I don’t understand, Sergeant,” you whisper as he escorts you to Ghost, “I didn’t do anything.”

“I don’t know, soldier,” he shrugs once more as you reach the door, “just stay strong.”

Strong? Why? And what does he mean by “stay”? You have no idea what happened, so there was no time for you to prepare a case against it. You weren’t “strong”. On the contrary, you were as vulnerable as a house of cards.

Soap knocks on the door, and Ghost calls you in.

You push the door open to find an angry Lieutenant Riley sitting on the edge of his desk. His arms are crossed in front of his chest, tapping his fingers on one of his biceps. His leg hits rhythmically on the desk, and his breathing is audible from across the room.

“Sit down,” he orders sternly and points at the chair right before him, “and close the door, Soap.”

Soap does as he’s told, and so do you.

“So tell me, soldier,” Ghost begins, “what did you want to be as a kid?” He asks and looks at his watch.

“What does th-”

“Answer the fucking question, soldier!” He snaps.

“A t-teacher, sir.”

“A teacher, huh?” He contemplates, “so you liked to lecture others?”

“I don’t under-”

“Answer. The. Fucking. Question.”

“Yes, sir.” You reply and look at the floor.

Ghost unfolds his arms and hands you a piece of paper he has been holding. You look up at the note and then back at him. He brings his index finger to his mouth and eagerly shakes the message in his other hand. You nod, take the paper and unfold it:

“It’s April Fools. Soap has framed you. He’s eavesdropping as we speak. Play along.”

The statement “has framed you” was Ghost’s way to say that Soap was pulling a prank on you.

“So,” he proceeds, “as an aspiring teacher, I suspect you also liked to write on whiteboards?” He asks and checks his watch again, “you know, mark things and put stickers on stuff?”

“Yes, sir!” You reply enthusiastically, and he gestures to take it down a notch. He’s right; you’re supposed to be in trouble.

“And,” he stands up and looks at his watch again, “you decided to relive your childhood and do this?” He says and turns around to reveal Soap’s prank: A giant stamp on the back of his cargo pants with the words “BABY GIRL”, written in white paint and clearly visible from space.

You cover your mouth with your hand, and he gestures for you to stop. You nod and take small inhales, then a long exhale.

“Don’t you have a spare uniform, sir?” You ask, trying not to laugh.

“Good question, soldier,” he shouts so Soap can hear him from behind the door, “see, my spare uniform has a bedazzled JUICY COUTURE written on the back.”

You both hear a thud on the door and someone running away.

“What happened?” You whisper, but Ghost puts his hand up to stop you. He’s focusing on the sounds behind the door. He looks at his watch one more time.

“Well, why don’t you look at that,” He cheers, “it worked!”

“What worked, sir?”

“Senna leaves,” he explains, “I steeped a bunch into Soap’s tea in the morning as revenge.”

“Senna, what, sir?”

“Laxatives, soldier,” he replies, “they take about eight hours to work.”

“And you waited eight hours to get back to him?” You ask, shocked. You thought he had a short fuse. But, no. This man was calculated.

He shrugs. “I saw him last night sneaking into my room,” he explains, “I figured if he wants to mess with my ass, I might as well mess with his.”

He walks towards the window and picks through the curtain. “Come,” he says, “come look at him as he runs to the other side of the base since the toilets here are,” he brings his hands up and makes air quotes with his fingers, “out of order.”

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tanoraqui · 2 months

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Theory: Elrond effectively wears headlamps like a Dad(TM)

Proof:

Elrond, at least on semi-formal occasions, wears “a star upon his forehead” (RotK book 6, ch.9)—that is, presumably, a pale glowing gem on some sort of coronet. This comes across as very classically Elvish (light, jewelry, star imagery), and a nigh-explicit reference to his father Eärendil. However…

Elrond’s children don’t see as well as Elves, as cited here. If his children don’t, then Elrond, even less Elvish by blood, certainly doesn’t. Now, I will admit that I forget if “Elves can see in the dark” is canon or very popular, D&D-enabled fanon, but it certainly makes sense considering that Elves flourished for centuries or millennia under just starlight, before daylight even existed…and it’s equally reasonable to assume that half-elven night vision is as relatively “weak” as their cited distance vision.

Elrond is the proud father of three, and exhibits traditional Dadly behaviors such as being a little bit of a nerd (loremaster) but also one of the most reliable guys you know, adopting any child left in his presence for a sufficient amount of time (Aragorn), and telling his daughter’s aspiring bf that he won’t be good enough for her until he has a steady job (also Aragorn).

My dad irl, who I promise is a pretty typical Dad, was positively delighted when he discovered casual-use head-mounted flashlights about a decade ago, and has self-satisfiedly worn them on every camping trip and nighttime dog walk ever since.

CONCLUSION: Elrond regularly wears glowing, star-evocative gems on his brow, especially while traveling or at fancy evening parties, and he looks great and it make people respectfully murmur Eärendilion (whether he likes it or not)… But really, it’s not a fashion statement or implicit political position or whatever; it’s because if he doesn’t have some sort of flashlight, he will trip on torchlit steps or walk into low-hanging tree branches in the dark. And it’s so much easier if it’s hands-free! (Especially when he’s spelunking for lost texts!)

His kids all go through a phase of thinking he’s mortifyingly dorky about this, then begrudgingly come to accept that it is really convenient to have a hands-free light for dark nights, caves, etc, and start wearing one themselves.

#lotr #lord of the rings #the silmarillion #elrond #elrond peredhel #elrond half elven #peredhil #theories #headcanon accepted

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⑅ Self Discipline ⑅

Self-discipline is like having a personal cheerleader in your head, helping you stay focused and achieve your goals. It's the ability to control and direct yourself, making choices that align with your long-term objectives rather than giving in to immediate impulses. Think of it as the secret sauce for personal growth, productivity, and success. It involves setting priorities, making conscious decisions, and consistently putting in effort to reach your desired outcomes. Self-discipline empowers you to stay on track, overcome challenges, and ultimately become the best version of yourself.

Let's break down the essence of self-discipline in dfrnt aspects of your life

1. Morning Routine Magic:

Your morning routine is like crafting a daily sanctuary. Beyond skincare, imagine incorporating moments of tranquility like yoga or a quick workout. It's not just a checklist; it's setting the stage for a day of conquering.

2. To-Do List Love:

Your to-do list is a dynamic tool, more than a mere inventory of tasks. It's a glam planner, outlining your roadmap to success. Writing down your ambitions transforms them into tangible goals, making the conquest all the more empowering.

3. Snack on Goals, Not Junk:

Goals aren't just targets; they're your daily sustenance. Instead of mindless snacking, consider each accomplished task as a delicious victory bite, satisfying your hunger for achievement.

4. Wardrobe Power Moves:

Dressing for success isn't a superficial act; it's about embodying confidence. Your outfit becomes a statement, shaping your mindset for the day. It's akin to wearing a tangible boost of self-assurance. I want you to wear for the day you want, not the day you have !!!

5. Breaks Aren't Breakdowns:

Taking breaks is a strategic recharge, not a sign of weakness. It's not about slacking off but strategically powering up. These moments are not breakdowns; they are breakthroughs, allowing you to return with renewed sparkle. So don't beat yourself up when your really need the rest :)

6. Learn, Don't Stress:

In the face of challenges, see them as opportunities for growth. Self-discipline is not a pursuit of perfection but a commitment to a journey of continual learning. Remember, nobody is born with all the answers; it's about evolving.

7. Consistency is the Glow-Up Secret:

Consistency is more than a routine; it's the highlighter of your life's narrative. It infuses your journey with an extra pop, turning the ordinary into the extraordinary. Even on tough days, maintaining consistency becomes your guiding light.

8. Celebrate Small Wins:

Every step toward your goals, irrespective of size, is a cause for celebration. It's not just recognizing achievements; it's throwing a confetti party for yourself. Celebrate not just the destination but the entire journey.

9. Consistent Routine:

Envision self-discipline as a daily sanctuary, akin to your skincare routine. Skipping it is like neglecting a crucial step in your beauty ritual. Embrace it daily for a consistent, empowering glow.

10. Setting Goals:

Picture self-discipline as the GPS that is guiding you to your dreams. Establish small, attainable goals as waypoints on your journey. These goals serve as markers, leading you steadily toward your grand aspirations.

11. Prioritizing Tasks:

Think of self-discipline as your wise older sister, advising you on what truly matters. Prioritize tasks that contribute to your glow-up, whether it's acquiring a new skill or taking care of your well-being.

12. Resisting Temptations:

It's important to saying no to that extra slice of cake when you know you're full. Self-discipline aids in resisting temptations that might divert you from your goals, whether it's procrastination or unhealthy habits.

13. Building Habits:

Like establishing a routine of daily water intake, self-discipline helps in cultivating positive habits. These habits become second nature, contributing to your overall well-being and success.

14. Time Management:

Imagine self-discipline as a magical time-turner. It assists in managing your time wisely, allowing you to balance academics, self-care, and the pursuit of your passions effectively.

15. Learning from Mistakes:

Self-discipline is forgiving; it encourages learning from mistakes rather than dwelling on them. It's a compassionate guide, acknowledging that growth comes from understanding and overcoming challenges.

16. Celebrating Achievements:

Consider self-discipline your personal cheerleader. It not only recognizes but actively celebrates your achievements, big or small, in your journey of self-improvement and success.

Visualize self-discipline as your personal superhero cape, guiding you through the journey of glowing up and being super productive. You're on the path to becoming a true girlboss.

Keep shining doll !

Xoxo signing off,

Angela ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

ps: this is my first post I hope it was informative enough as I am also in my own journey of being better mentally and physically and I see self discipline as something essential for that to happen.

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