Kallus: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.
Eli: Maybe you’re pregnant.
Kallus:
Eli:
Kallus: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now; you because you suggested it, or me because I just had a heart attack.
Eli: You just fucked with a Lasat, it wouldn't be too farfetched.
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It’s kinda goofy how no one has asked Thrawn if he wants to be heir to the empire. Wouldn’t it be funny if he’s chilling with a martini in the ascendency and has no idea any of this is happening.
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*breaks into askbox*
ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.
i saw that ask and i just have to say this
thank you for coming to my TED talk
*dramatic exit*
the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering
(commission info // kofi support!)
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“Morgan there are no games on this….. if Eli Vanto was here, his tablet would have games”
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boys five minutes into sleepovers
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Eli: Thrawn~
Eli: My darlin', my sweetheart, the Light of my life~
Thrawn: ...
Thrawn: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Eli, smiling sweetly: Livid.
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occasionally some of the lights on the bridge of the Chimaera flicker off, though the Admiral and his aide don’t seem to mind when it happens
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old man autism and his rural boytoy
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