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people that don't have fun during sex because they're too focused on looking good and being clean and perfect make me sad. SEX IS MEANT TO BE GROSS!!!!!!!!! ENCOURAGE GROSS GAY T4T SEX
#sincerely a gross gay t4t sex haver#t4t#t4t nsft#trans4trans#trans ftm#trans mtf#spencer says stuff#stay ugly
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remember that time reid saved the day by infodumping to a serial killer
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RESIDENT EVIL → THE WESKER FAMILY
To the public, little is known of the families behind some of the world’s most renowned bioterrorists, but the question remains: did they play a role in causing their children to walk down the path that they did? Or are these individuals simply ambitious criminals with delusions of grandeur?
For Diana Wesker (née Afanasyeva), her introduction into the bioweapons black market trade was upon discovering her employers were using her research into limb regeneration with salamanders to further their experiments in creating enhanced soldiers, instead of developing human therapies with which she was recruited for. Although the prospect of using biological weapons in the military did not appeal to her, the concept remained fascinating for her own selfish endeavours. Born on the 27th of October, 1963 in Sydney, Australia to Russian immigrant parents, Diana had harsh expectations placed upon her at a young age, ones that no matter how hard she tried she could never live up to. Her mother, Tatyana, was an unfeeling woman, absent for long stretches of time with little regard to how it affected her daughters, much more concerned with her craft as an accomplished opera singer. Viktor was no better. A strict man whose role as father and ballet master blurred, he pushed his girls to one day follow in his footsteps. Whilst Sofia enjoyed ballet, and went on to become a professional ballet dancer, Diana’s heart was set on going into the field of biology. She wished to make a name for herself, separate from her family – to which she succeeded.
Diana was married to former U.S. Marine, Dave Monroe, for only a year until he was declared dead in 1992 after succumbing to injuries sustained in a horrific car accident. Foul play was ruled out while Diana played the role of the grief-stricken widow, but in reality, she had snapped after years of mistreatment at her husband’s hands, and opted for something she could pass off as an accident to be free of him. For years she believed he was dead – and he was, legally – but that proved to not be the case when he found his way back into her life again in 1999. Unbeknownst to her, she had been lied to by the police and coroner, who were paid off by her employers when they took Dave’s body for themselves and used him as one of their first test subjects in developing supersoldiers. Before he could ever hurt her again, Diana’s second husband, Albert Wesker, tracked the man down, captured him and tortured him, before allowing Diana to get her violent and bloody revenge.
The origins of Albert Wesker’s involvement in bioterrorism, alongside his twin sister, Alex, are much different than that of Diana’s. The two hail from London, Canada, but unfortunately, they hold no memories of their lives there, nor what happened to their biological parents when they were eight years old. Agents of Oswell E. Spencer, an aristocratic billionaire and eugenicist, took the twins from their home and executed their parents as per Spencer’s orders. Albert and Alex were then placed in a home funded by the Spencer Foundation where they were given new names and a privileged upbringing. They had access to the best education possible, free to pursue whichever field they decided, but it was by no accident they both went into virology and bioengineering; at home, their adoptive parents – agents whom they believed to be their real parents – instilled them with the beliefs of Oswell E. Spencer, harbouring disdain for war and pestilence, and believing humans to be an evolutionary dead-end in need of a rebirth. They were only two of the hundreds of children “adopted” as part of what is known as Project W, a plan intended to develop an advanced race of human beings. The most promising candidates were headhunted by Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, the twins amongst them, where they went on to create bioweapons for the company founded by none other than the man who had handpicked them for his plan. The final stage of this was to infect the thirteen Spencer saw fit, however, only two survived; Albert received the intended effects, now possessing superhuman abilities, however, Alex was only offered more time to live due to her terminal degenerative illness.
In the summer of 1995, Diana was working undercover within Umbrella to gather development data on their projects for her company. Here, she had a chance encounter with Albert, an intelligence officer at the time, which permanently altered the course of her life. The two were never seen far from one another’s side, marrying in 1998, and they went on to become notorious in the bioweapons industry. The development of the Uroboros virus was where things took a turn for the worst. Although Diana’s infection was successful and she bore abilities that rivalled her husband’s, the plan itself did not succeed as they had hoped, and almost cost Albert his life at the hands of his former subordinates.
Now, they work within the shadows, with Diana declared missing and Albert believed to be dead. Their legacy, however, lives on with the mark they left on the world. As visionaries in their field, they influenced bioterror attacks carried out by countless individuals and organisations. In turn, they also inspired others to fight against such atrocities. One such person happens to be Albert’s son from a former relationship, Jake Müller, whose existence he was unaware of.
#mine.#oc: diana#pair: ewskers#click for better quality cause it's large & tumblr ate it ♡#hii so happy birthday diana !! queen is 60 today :]#um. there's no template cause i made this from scratch...i couldn't find any i was vibing with so i was like you know what lmaoo#i'm sorry for the essay...it was meant to be just a short rundown of the family but well...that happened. typical leah fashion...#oh and guys. did you know that there's a limit to the amount you can put in one blockquote? that's why the rest is just left like that caus#i didn't like how it looked with a blockquote each paragraph...cause the spaces between were unever. you understand 😔#with the tree i was also going to include weskids adoptive parents but i couldn't figure out how to arrange it all & make it look nice !!#cause i also wanted to have spencer in there as well cause he's a big reason why the weskids are the way they are...was maybe gonna include#sherry as well. like connected to jake (hehe) and then do her parents too but that would've made things so wide & it's already big enough#yes. i hc that albert & alex are biological twins. just for clarification there :] i don't think i added anything else that isn't canon or#implied with canon. cause the weskids were put in homes (or at least whatever ''controlled environments'' means) where they were monitored#by umbrella but were unaware of it. so yeah. i don't think i really changed much there !!#honestly i could've kept rambling cause there's alex's whole situation. there's my lore with jake's mum. there's way more with the ewskers#but it's already so long & i can't be concise so there's that lmaoo oh also diana's grandma. so much stuff#also meant to say the weskids birthday in that ramble. it's january 15 1960 :] they are capricorn sun leo moons but alex was born earlier s#their rising signs are albert is a scorpio rising & alex is a libra rising !!#had to redo the image cause typo on diana's birth year for some reason lmao so if that messed up the formatting i will sob
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pierced update might be a little later tonight my babies 🩷 i’m out to dinner at the moment, it will be coming tonight tho!!
#criminal minds#x reader#criminal minds x reader#ryn answers#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#ryn says stuff
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reingniting my criminal minds hyperfixation just to say that spencer is my stupid idiot bi autistic king and he has a boyfriend according to me bc I simply am right. if anyone else out there is a bi Spencer truther and/or wants to hear about my dearly beloved reids boyfriend oc that I think abt,,,,every day, PLEASE message me they are so!!!!
#corley says stuff#criminal minds#spencer reid#bi spencer Reid#criminal minds evolution#matthew gray gubler#no bc this specifically is SUCH a long held special interest for me u DONT UNDERSTAND#tay don't look
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Criminal Minds as things my friends have said pt. 3
Emily: "Look, the webcam makes me look so much worse than I really do! It makes me look ugly!"
Morgan: "I don’t see a difference."
Emily: "HEY!"
Morgan: "They should make pencils in other colors. They would make a lot of money off of those."
JJ: "They already do?"
Morgan: "Wait what?"
JJ: "You didn’t have colored pencils as a kid?"
Morgan, with attitude: “We were poor, Jennifer."
Hotch: "Jack and I are going to see family this weekend."
Emily: "It is so hard for me to grasp the idea that you have family that I've never seen. The same goes for Reid. I can't imagine him having a family."
Reid: "That's because I don't have one."
*stunned silence*
Reid: "You son of a snickerdoodle! You flat-footed son of a gummy bear! You meanie zucchini!"
Emily: "Reid's insults are supposed to be alternatives to cussing, but they're actually the serotonin that gets me through the day."
Reid: "This is boring."
Morgan: "You voluntarily wrote an essay about semicolons. You're not allowed to say anything is boring."
Reid: "There's actually a lot of controversy surrounding semicolons-"
Morgan: "Reid, the Oxford comma thing you were saying the other day wasn't real controversy, and this isn't real controversy either."
Reid, under his breath: "The oxford comma is a HUGE controversy."
Luke: “My type usually isn’t murderous women who stab people.”
Emily: “Good, mine is. More for me.”
Emily: “It’s toxic homosexuality.”
Morgan: “What’s that?”
Emily: “It’s like toxic masculinity, but yassified.”
Luke: “I hate English. Just looking at the word lettuce makes me mad. It should be pronounced letoosay!”
Reid: “Don't let the children of Mount Hellen steal your eyelashes for sacrificing to their ethereal snake gods.”
The team collectively: “The fuck?????”
Reid: “Just making sure you were paying attention.”
Rossi: “And that’s what you came up with? You need help Spencer.”
Morgan: “Do you like Reese’s cups?”
Emily: “Yes.”
Morgan: “Sucks to be you then, because I bought you some and you’re eating them!”
Emily: “I literally said yes?”
Morgan: “Oh… sorry. I wasn’t expecting you to say something normal like that.”
Emily: "That sweater goes good with your eyeballs."
JJ: "It scares me that that is your idea of a normal compliment."
Emily: “Please, you’ve never done anything even remotely illegal.”
Garcia: “Actually, I committed arson in my hometown. Twice.”
Emily: “You WHAT? …Is it bad that I like you even more now that you’re an arsonist?”
Rossi: “I like to wear gym clothes out in public to give people the impression that I work out. I don’t, but how would they know that?”
*Reid and Jack playing chess*
Jack: “The little one is moving back behind the horse, he’s scared!”
Reid: “It’s a chunk of wood, it doesn’t have feelings.”
Hotch: “Reid… why do I keep letting you be around him?”
Reid: “Honestly I don’t know either.”
#incorrect criminal minds quotes#criminal minds#spencer reid#emily prentiss#derek morgan#jennifer jareau#dave rossi#aaron hotchner#penelope garcia#luke alvez#sorry i keep making these#but my friends say a lot of dumb stuff#i have to use what i've been given
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okay, latter day saints (of all flavors)
in your opinion, who is the/your most based latter day prophet and why?
#mormon#latter day saints#tumblrstake#queerstake#community of christ#i didn’t put Q12 bc i have major biases there#obvi the apostle who is my tik tok mutual 🤪 (i'm dead serious. the embarrassment 😳)#and most of y'all would say Apostle Uchtdorf i do believe#and yeah he's cool i will say#my answer will go in an rb so people can respond in an rb without my long post#i will have to tell that tik tok story bc i decided to delete absolutely nothing lol#Apostle Smith will simply cope with the cringy content#in the Utah church my favorite is President Spencer W. Kimball but thats just my outside opinion#i read Black Saints in a White Church and he earned my respect for going to bat for Black Saints in the Utah LDS church#but not a fan of some of his stuff from the early 60's but his understanding of race clearly grew and improved from then
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I need a stack of business cards to hand out to people who call me a weirdo.
"Yes, I am weird."
"No, I do not care."
"Yes, I am aware that I am weird."
"No, I am not going to change how I behave just because you can't cope with the fact that I am hyper and sometimes make weird noises."
#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#neurodiverse stuff#neurospicy#I fucking love calling myself 'neurospicy'#I need a mug that says “Not even milk can cool down this neurospicy bitch”#Thank you Tumblr#For giving me that term#hyper#What if we were weird in the back of Spencer's?
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Headcanon that sometimes an member of the BAU would say something super stupid on purpose just to see if Spencer chokes them with his tie. But baby boy just super earnestly correct them, goes on like two tangents, and goes back to his work any side comment or anything.
#yes I am very aware of that scene where he is insulting someone on a star war blog#but that is fandom stuff not general knowledge#he is so used to being the sharpest pencil on the desk that correcting someone else comes in second nature#but the moment you say something incorrect about his favorite shows a d he goes full 'you absolute baffon. you darn moron.'#criminal minds#spencer reid
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everywhere eliot goes he befriends the kind of old ladies who share recipes and tell him about their hobbies and call him a nice young man (as he rapidly approaches fifty he finds this increasingly sweet; the others are kind enough not to point this out to him), and even keeps in contact with some of them by merit of the vamped up security hardison put on his phone.
everywhere quinn goes he befriends the kind of old ladies who look utterly sweet and normal and the second time they meet him (once it's clear he listens to them & they've had a chance to sample the vibes) will admit to having killed their husband, while quinn nods and asks questions with genuine interest and gets them another cup of tea. he keeps in contact with some of them, too, and he has a particular fondness for the most inventive.
there's more overlap between these two categories than eliot would like to admit, but he at least has a little more discretion about it.
#pffasdshsh I am sorry#that post about how old people will cheerfully admit to murder when you get to know them#and just. I have a soft spot for these lads befriending old ladies.#as finch says quinn is Grandson Shaped#(I got those names the wrong way around at first how does that keep happening)#and eliot's charm and manners serve him well imo#eliot spencer#quinn leverage#headcanons etc#orig#like don't get me wrong quinn's not a narc but he DOES casually chat about this stuff with the team#while eliot I think does a tiny internal morality calculation#then just sighs and never mentions it again
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hi guess who got caught up on the bad batch but forgot to liveblog
#spencer's bad batch liveblog#oops#sorry guys i gues this is the death of the liveblog lol#i mean. its not like anyone othr than my friend ethan cared about this lol and ive just been messaging him the stuff id usually say here so
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i honestly think i'm incapable of actually doing the work i'm told to do because i just spent two hours reading a detroit become human fic when i was supposed to be doing Productive Things.
#suffering greatly at the hands of my own mind#spencer says stuff#executive dysfunction#actually adhd#actually autistic#dbh
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someone needs to make a photo compilation of spencer reid sitting autisticly
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It’s funny because to people who watch aa on Netflix, it’s going to feel like a silly little misunderstood break. Netflix watchers are going to have zero clue that this sht was dragged out for months.
It’s literally going to seems like an entirely direct scenario. It’s hardly gonna suck. Maybe six hours of mild sadness for the casual binger.
I am the one watching this show wrong, not them. sigh.
#all american#spelivia#olivia baker#spencer james#too bad I’m impatient and hate spoilers#missed saying stuff about this stupid lil show
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i’m going to postpone my pierced update until tomorrow! i’m sorry i couldn’t get it out tonight but i want my work to be the best it can be and since i finished work very late, i feel i should wait until tomorrow to give you the best i can ☺️
love you all my little pookies 🥺
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How did finally meeting Eliot’s dad make me MORE emotional than I expected? I’ve had 6 seasons of television to prepare myself. You’d think??? I’d have an idea of what to expect?? But no! It punched me in the solar plexus and then did not give me time to recover before punching me in the gut and the face, too. Full K.O. in 10 seconds flat.
#mine#Leverage#leverage: redemption#Redemption S2 E6#eliot spencer my beloved#I was. emotionally destroyed by this one.#the moment between Eliot and Hardison??? Where Alec asks Eliot if he’s okay…#and Eliot looks like he’s going to cry and says ‘I DON’T KNOW’?????#CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP#The noise I made was very loud and very involuntary#it sounded like I’d been punched. because I was. Punched in the HEART#and finding out that Eliot is ALSO adopted???? it adds a whole new layer of trauma to the Trauma Soup that is Eliot Spencer#ALSO also: idk if other people had figured this out-but I never connected the dots that Eliot had to do Bad Things™️ in the military#(I mean beyond run of the mill Being In The Military stuff)#it totally makes sense! That boy is a patriot who Lives To Serve#his morals would have to be pushed far and hard for him to leave the army#god and he must’ve been SO fucked yup but what he did if he decided Damien Moreau was the BETTER option#The sheer amount of ✨Eliot Lore✨ they dropped in that one single episode is going to take me MONTHS to fully process#somebody wrap that man in a blanket and tell him he is Good. He very clearly needs it.#Eliot Spencer
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