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Shiho: You two sure are weird.
Shinichi: You say it like you aren’t as well.
Shiho: Oh, I am, but I’m better at controlling it.
#dcmk#magic kaito#kaishin#shinshi#kaishi#kaishinshi#kudo shinichi#kuroba kaito#miyano shiho#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcmk#source: the runaway guys
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Leonard: We had a rest. We had time to plan. We’ve got a strategy.
Klein: …
Klein: No we don’t actually. It’s literally the same plan as before.
Leonard: Yeah, basically.
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Claire: I’m sorry.
Chris: No you’re not.
Claire: Yes I am! How come you say I’m not sorry when I apologize?
Chris: Because you’re laughing!
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Giyu Tomioka: I learned everything I know from YouTube comments, guys!
Sanemi Shinazugawa: That is not ANYTHING to be proud of.
#demon slayer#demon slayer incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#kimetsu no yaiba#source: the runaway guys#sanemi shinazugawa#giyu tomioka#giyu
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Jonathan: Get out of my video game.
Geoffrey: Fine! I didn't want to be in your stinky video game anyway.
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Bloo: I learned everything I know from YouTube comments, guys!
Mac: That is not ANYTHING to be proud of.
#foster's home for imaginary friends#incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends#blooregard q. kazoo#mac#source: the runaway guys
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Person A: I would say I should quit while I’m ahead, but I’m not.
Person B: You’re not ahead, or you’re not quitting?
Person A: …Both.
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Just pretend like you don't suck. That's what I say every time I wake up in the morning.
Tomoko
#watamote#watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera ga warui#No Matter How I Look at It It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!#incorrect watamote#Tomoko Kuroki#source: the runaway guys
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The Brothers Strong at the Marshmallow's Last Stand buffet
Strong Sad: You both ate your ice cream first. You weirdos.
Strong Bad: Hey! I’m a grown up man! I suffered through school and parenting for 18 years so I could eat my ice cream for breakfast!
#submission#incorrect quotes#homestar runner#strong sad#strong bad#source:#the runaway guys#submitted by:#hacchigryphon
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Does Sevika Have What it Takes to Run Zaun?
The power vacuum in Zaun is sure to be a major source of conflict next season. There will be plenty of figures, both known and unknown, that will try to gain control of what's left of Silco's Shimmer empire and thus the center of Zaun's black market. Of all the candidates that could possibly replace Silco, one of the strongest contenders is Silco's right hand, Sevika. Sevika has many of the qualities that make her an excellent candidate to take Silco's place. Sevika is one of few key players that is trusted by the members of Silco's organization, brutally competent at her job, and genuinely believes in Zaun's independence. The real question is, can Sevika handle Silco's mantle?
Sevika has a lot going for her, but just as much against her, and one of her main problems is that she uses Jinx as a crutch for her shortcomings. When the Firelights destroyed the shipment of Shimmer that was supposed to go out on Progress Day, she laid the blame for the operation's failure squarely on Jinx. It's true that Jinx did injure at least one member of her team in friendly fire and failed to protect the cargo, but everyone else failed too, including Sevika. Not only were all of the crew easily ambushed, none of them had any countermeasures for a known enemy. One guy grabbed a harpoon gun and missed miserably with each shot. Jinx herself wouldn't have gotten involved if Sevika and the crew were better able to work proactively, maybe by investing in a net gun.
Worse still, Sevika claimed she could have handled the situation without Jinx, which is practically a lie. Without Jinx, the Shimmer would have been destroyed much faster, there would have been no one to delay the Firelights or take down 5 of the 8 that were present. But Sevika would rather use the situation to cast more focus on Jinx to undermine her position rather than manage the critical failure in defense that the rest of the team demonstrated under pressure. Silco even pointed this out, the audience was just more inclined to see his opinion as biased.
You can't let Jinx be the excuse for why everything goes wrong, all it does is make everyone zero-in on just Jinx's mistakes rather than take a few steps back to examine why things went wrong. If that actually happened, then someone might actually ask, "How did the did the Firelights know there'd be an important shipment going out on Progress Day?". Or "How did they know which ship they'd be using if they obscure any identifying information on the ship manifests?". And more importantly, "Is there a mole?". Instead, you get a team that drinks and parties after a real shitshow because their direct boss confirms that all their problems are just one person.
This all bleeds into another main issue of hers. Every time Sevika's in a confrontation, she thinks like an individual rather than a leader. The first time she fights Vi, she let's two of her underlings runaway rather than help her. When Vi comes back for round 2 with the same special hextech that caused so much mayhem at the Shimmer Refinery, Sevika tells the entire crew there to leave so they can go 1-v-1. Everytime something comes up, Sevika chooses not to delegate work or strategize with others around an obstacle, she'd rather take on the responsibility for problems like this by herself.
You could argue that Sevika was the only one capable of fending off Vi, especially with Sevika's new prosthetic's enhancements. But Sevika left no room for support in the background to at least distract Vi or give Sevika cover. If we go way back to the Cannery, Silco has to hold back Sevika from fighting Vi because he thought it was a better idea to use Deckard than do the same thing over again. And he was right! It was better to throw a Shimmer'ed up Deckard at Vi, and reserve Sevika when everyone else lost to Vi. If he hadn't Sevika wouldn't have saved him from the explosion.
If all this wasn't enough, the way Sevika is portrayed in terms of power, doesn't bode well for her potential as a leader. Plenty have pointed out that smoking is a symbol of power in Zaun, those with even a modicum of power smoke. What isn't always pointed out is how anyone who's interrupted smoking, inevitably loses power.
The first time it happened was with Vander, Marcus snatched his pipe and extinguished Vander's flame in his drink. The next episode Marcus' deal with Silco sealed the end of Vander's regime. A man on a smoke break at Silco's refinery (probably a manager) is immediately held at gunpoint by an enforcer part of the raid, where everyone caught was likely arrested and lost their jobs. Silco never actually lost his cigar, and so when he was killed, it wasn't politically motivated, it was an accident.
Curiously, Sevika and the Enforcers from the Progress Day attack actually smoke the same kind of cigarillos. These enforcers happen to be the only Piltovans we see smoke in the series, maybe because they're lower class or former Zaunites themselves. Unlike all the the other times, no one had to directly force them to stop smoking, Jinx made them drop it by simply terrifying them. And Jinx would go on to kill at least a score of enforcers including the Sheriff. Jinx likely threw the chain of command in disarray, doubly so if she killed at least 5 councilmen who the Sheriff would report to.
It makes for an interesting parallel when Vi first attacks Sevika and knocks out her symbol of power. In that scene Sevika managed to win her card game with Trump cards that heavily resembles Jinx and Viktor, but even when she wins, she still loses her cigarillo. All Vi needed to do was catch Sevika off guard and apply force, the same as the other enforcers (and even the Firelights). Later she'll let Finn light up her cigarillo while he affirms her strengths in Zaun.
By the finale, we see her after she's been beaten by Vi, Sevika chooses to go to Silco's office to smoke one of Silco's cigars while he'sgone, but she can't light it on her own. While this might foreshadow that she'll try to take Silco's place, Sevika struggles to light the cigar because if you notice in her hand is a lighter with a fancy "F" on it, Sevika's using Finn's lighter. Silco, Vander, and Finn all had their own matches and lighters. To light Silco's cigar, Sevika uses means by which she took from Finn, a man she just killed for an ill planned selfish gambit for power.
This alone wouldn't look too bad, because as I see it, in Zaun, it's not the act of smoking but the imagery of smoke itself that's associated with power, and you don't need to smoke to have smoke. Look at Jinx and Vi, both command considerable influence on the ongoing developments between the two cities and align with strong figures. Neither of the two smoke, instead they cover themselves in smokelike tattoos, Jinx's tattoos literally resembles the blue smoke of her first succesful bomb. In contrast to their predecessors both manage to embody their power more wholly onto their person in a way that's less vulnerable than the smoking tradition to usurpation. Sevika herself also wears smoke like patterns on her collar, which are less prominent or permanent than Jinx and Vi's tattoos.
Each issue alone is cause for concern in the viability of Sevika's potential leadership role, but altogether they create a solid line of doubt for if she can pull it off. To make it work she needs to shape up Silco's former crew because she can't be the only one pulling any weight. They're all going to face a conflict that will only grow more complex, demanding, and fast changing as time goes on. A situation like that prior to Jinx's rocket would have easily have incapacitated them, now it's all going to happen on a larger scale. Sevika needs to recognize what went right and wrong for Silco, Vander, and Finn.
Tldr: The chance for Sevika to be Zaun's new leader will be an uphill climb for her for sure. Her biggest problems is that she takes the lead rather than utilizing the team, she gets easily caught off guard, and Jinx can put blinders on her perspective. She's kind of like an older more seasoned Vi that never gave up on Zaun's independence warts and all.
#arcane#sevika arcane#silco#jinx arcane#arcane meta#arcane speculation#arcane season 2 speculation#i feel like if Silco saw a play by play of what went down on the ship he might actually be relieved#in a “my imagination made it worse way” and he'd feel more free to go wtf at everybody else's game in the first half#vi arcane#vander arcane#some people work better as kingmakers#also i think that the push for sevika to lead is more about lining up competent ducks in a row rather than her in a good fit
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brad pitt dating model!reader would include...
faceclaim: kendall jenner
pairings: brad pitt x model!reader
warning: fluff,mutually simping
brad and y/n are thee most supportive couple ever!!!
everybody is obsessed with you guys, especially the media paparazzi pictures of you guys together sell for upwards of thousands to millions
you guys first bonded on the fact that you were both trusted into the entertainment industry at a young age.
you were scouted when you were 12 and since becoming a child model you have been one of the most successful in the business. brad was known as a child actor and got his raise to fame as Kevin McCallister in “Home Alone”
the content your fans get at fashion month is just too good
as you strut down the runaway the camera would always pan to brad’s face is amazement 😍
as you do high-fashion campaigns and photoshoots , he would always give your friends fans bts content on his instagram stories
everytime he sees you on the cover on magazines , he would buy it and post it on your instagram aswell
don’t get it twisted y/n is just as much as a simp as brad
you loved seeing him at work , just all the passion he puts into his performances
the two would always go viral for your outfits(why we’re always chefs kiss😽)
especially when you guys went to the Oscar’s , he was nominated and your complimenting outfits where at the top of best dressed list
even though Brad lost the award , you guys were the most tweeted celebrities of the night
despite their Hollywood fame , y/n and brad are very down-to-earth who values their privacy and likes to keep a low profile.
when you guys are asked about each other in interviews , you confirm but not say too much which keep the general public wanting more
there was a rumour that you guys broke up because there was no recent pics of you guys , it didn’t help with deuxmoi and e!news spreading misinformation from “trusted close sources”
when finally a paparazzi spotted you guys leaving your gated community , finally peace was restored in the world
his family adores you
when he first brought up this idea you were really nervous but when you actually meet his family it was amazing
you and his family clicked immediately , you and his sister became bestie and his mom loves making dinner with you.
you love hearing all the embarrassing stories from brad’s childhood from his dad and brother
because of you both have a busy , hectic schedule and having a demanding careers , you guys are on facetime 24/7
basically people don’t know if you they are jealous or in love with the couple.
#brad pitt#brad#brad pitt imagine#brad pitt fanfic#brad pitt x model!reader#brad pitt x famous reader#brad pitt x reader#brad pitt x you#kendall jenner fc#Kendall Jenner#kendall#actor!au#brad x reader#fake instagram
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Runaway AU--Imagine Jasper and Hunter passing through a town, and they come across, like, a newstand, or a crystal ball shop with a big window display. And Darius is on the front page/on the glass for whatever reason--blah blah government official something something Abomination Coven news--and Jasper pauses to look.
And Hunter pays attention every time this happens, because that's Darius Deamonne, his dad's best friend who Hunter needs to go to if anything ever happens to his dad, so he'll check Darius's appearance to make sure he remembers it right and all that.
But he'll also pay attention to his dad, because the soft, fond look on his face is an expression Hunter usually only sees Jasper direct at him.
I don't think Hunter would be jealous or anything, but no matter the circumstances it's always kinda weird for kids when they consider their parents as anything other than their parents. So in this case it must be so odd and weirdly fascinating to see your chronically exhausted, constantly stressed father, whose only source of joy in life is you, light up a bit at the sight of someone else.
After a moment, Jasper remarks to Hunter, "That's my friend." And Hunter nods back, and they watch for another minute before they move on again. Maybe later that night, after they've made camp, Hunter manages to wheedle a few Darius stories out of Jasper. And he watches his dad's small smile while he recounts that friendship, and Hunter thinks that Darius Deamonne must be a really awesome guy if his dad can smile at just the thought of him.
I think it's one of the times hunter feels this... Lingering guilt. A tiny reminder that his dad had a life before him, one with things he cared about that he lost because he chose him over them.
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Chris: Is holding the door open for someone at the gym, like, a rude thing to do because you stole something like two burned calories from them?
Jill: No! No one thinks that but you!
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Finral Roulacase: I would say I should quit while I’m ahead, but I’m not.
Asta: You’re not ahead, or you’re not quitting?
Finral: …Both.
#black clover#black clover incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#finral roulacase#finral#asta#source: the runaway guys
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Jonathan: I don't know whether I should be ashamed or flattered.
Sean: Probably both.
Jonathan: Okay. Well, that's kind of my default state of existence anyway.
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Mac: I like having a cloak. It makes me feel like I’m in Star Wars because it’s brown.
Bloo: He’s wearing a blanket.
Mac: It’s a cloak!
Bloo: He’s wearing a blanket.
Mac: It’s a Jedi cloak!
Bloo: A Jedi blanket.
#Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends#incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends#mac#blooregard q. kazoo#source: the runaway guys
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