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incorrecthsrquotes · 11 hours
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King of Town: Who made this chicken? WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN?! Homestar: (gestures to the line cook) Uh, he did, sir. King of Town: THIS IS THE BEST CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD!
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Strong Bad: You should be at the club. Rather Dashing: I can't go to the club, I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice".
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incorrecthsrquotes · 2 days
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(After a chaotic event, everyone bar Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat have been knocked over. The King of Town approaches them, impressed.)
King of Town: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up!
Sir Toptingler: Actually boss, I think the cheese anvil is sitting.
The Cheat: (I’m standing.)
Sir Toptingler: Sitting!
The Cheat: (squats down) (Look, this is sitting,) (stretches back up) (And this is standing. I’m standing.)
Sir Toptingler: OK. He’s standing.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 3 days
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Dangeresque Too: We're willing to negotiate peacefully... Dangeresque: But we prefer bloodshed.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 4 days
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I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I didn't sign up for this shit!
Strong Sad, probably
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incorrecthsrquotes · 5 days
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Dangeresque and co. are examining a dead body
Renaldo: I think that's bile. Dangeresque: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?
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incorrecthsrquotes · 6 days
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Homestar: That's cool. Strong Sad: That sucks! Strong Bad: That's cool. Motion passes 2-1!
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incorrecthsrquotes · 7 days
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King of Town: Women should only eat female animals, and men should only eat male animals. Marzipan: What about non-binary people? King of Town: Fuck, I don't know... oysters?
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incorrecthsrquotes · 8 days
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(storybook opens to the cast in a dreary town scene)
Narrator Strong Bad: It was a dismal morning in Brighton.
(clouds immediately part to reveal a clear and sunny day)
Narrator Strong Bad: Never mind, it brightened up!
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incorrecthsrquotes · 10 days
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Dangeresque, disguised as a barista: I've got a cafe mocha for... "Russian Spy"? Everybody Else: (remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously) Dangeresque: (angrily throws his badge on the ground) Dammit, I thought for sure that would work!
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incorrecthsrquotes · 11 days
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Marzipan: Don’t keep things bottled up inside! It’s not healthy!
Strong Bad: Don’t tell me about not being healthy. I’ve been not healthy my whole life, so I’m an expert, and if I want to keep things bottled up, I will.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 12 days
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Hold the door, Barbara, I think this is our floor.
Senor Cardgage, probably
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incorrecthsrquotes · 13 days
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Strong Bad: Here’s a fun Decemberween idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Strong Sad: No.
Strong Mad: MISTLEFOE!
Strong Sad: Please stop encouraging him.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 14 days
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Allow me to mispronounce your name to express my disrespect for you.
Strong Bad, probably
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incorrecthsrquotes · 15 days
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What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
Strong Sad, probably.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 16 days
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Gunhaver: Admiral Flashfight! Speak to me, man! Flashfight: (dazed) Just a knock on the old monkey bus. Gunhaver: ...Admiral? Flashfight: No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever. Gunhaver: I... don't think you're fit for duty. Flashfight: Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!
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incorrecthsrquotes · 17 days
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Bubs: Look, Homestar, I'm going to be frank. Homestar: Okay, can I still be Homestar?
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