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10: Well believe me, Rose, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 months
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Julie: Well, believe me, Frankie, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
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incorrectinvaderzim · 4 months
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It’s supposed to hurt, it’s science.
Professor Membrane
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Kronii: No, no, no! You changed the past and now the future is a nuclear wasteland.
Amelia: What? From the 1920s?
Kronii: Changing the past always turns the future into a nuclear wasteland. It just does, okay?
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VesVes: Can I ask you a question, Granny Zirconia? Zirconia: Of course. VesVes: When will you be dying, you twisted old ferret?
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incorrectshantaequotes · 10 months
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Risky: Captain, I had a feeling today.
Pirate Master: Well, don't.
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Oh no, this is wrong somehow!
Lucky
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beckettumartanner · 6 months
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ALVIN: Oh no, this is wrong somehow!
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I’m the wind, baby!
Goemon
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blapis-blazuli · 1 year
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Peter: What would you guys like for Christmas?
Eddie: I want a Ted Willams signature inflatable bathtub pillow.
Flint: I want a pony.
Goblin: I WANT TO DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES
Peter: Oh, I don't know…
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Reporter Elmer: Evewyone is asking the same question...
Bugs: Why am I watching this?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 months
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The Devil: *after the Medic leaves* Man, my monthly soul count is really tanking. I'm never going to win that set of steak knives.
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Baldwin: Well, believe me, Laurie. I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid.... And I went ahead anyway.
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incorrect-snkquotes · 2 years
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Isla joining the rival team
Isla: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Heidern: Of course.
Isla: When will you be dying, you twisted old ferret?
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Haato: I just sold my soul to Satan!
Fubuki: Oh, you did?
Haato: Yeah, so I'm probably going to have lots of unfathomable worldly power real soon. I thought I'd give you the heads up on that.
Fubuki: Oh, that's real thoughtful of you. Thanks, Haachama.
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