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Can you submit our own Iruma-Kun Incorrect Quotes in the Asks? 馃憖
You're welcome to if you'd like!
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Kiriwo: Ha. Iruma? Dead? Let me tell you something. That boy is Literally impossible to kill.
Kiriwo: To prove a theory, I one time tried to just, straight up tried to shoot him with a real-ass gun.
Kiriwo: The bullet missed, ricocheted off a frying pan on the wall and broke open a cabinet full of bottles which I then tripped on and fell over. It hurt my pride more than anything.
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Baal: I think the words you're searching for are "I surrender".
Sullivan: The words I'm searching for I can't say because Iruma is present.
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Azz: Iruma, tell us about your family!
Iruma: ... I have one.
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Iruma: True beauty is found on the inside. Your personality!
Ronove: Good looking people don't need a personality! Personalities were invented by ugly people to make up for what they lack on the outside!
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Ronron and Puko watching Sabro beat up some demons
Ronron: Yay! Get them, daddy!
Some Demon: No! Please don't get us, daddy!!!
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Clara: What are your adjectives?!
Opera: ... Do you mean my pronouns?
Clara: No! I already know your pronouns! What are your Adjectives?!
Opera: Uh. I don't know. What are yours?
Clara: NOISY AND CHAOTIC!!!
Opera: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so fast.
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Balam: Can鈥檛 you put your hostility aside for one minute?
Kalego: Oh, all right. I鈥檒l stack it on top of my anger.
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Balam: Do you advocate the overthrow of the economy by force or violence?
Atori: *thinks it over briefly* Violence.
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Raim: "Population growth" is just a formal mathematical way of saying "How fast can people fuck?"
Balam: You're missing an important point of this, here. "Population growth" is just a formal mathematical way of saying "How fast can people fuck and also die?"
Raim: Actually it's more like "how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?"
Amaryllis: Fuck to death ratio.
Raim: Exactly!!
Robin: Rate of smash and pass.
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Robin: There's no way I can be the reason you're in such a bad mood.
Kalego: Bad mood? I'm sorry, haven't I been bursting into song enough for you lately? Would you like me to click my heels together or skip like a schoolchild?
Robin: Yes! To all of that!
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Henri: Investigating hard or hardly investigating, Lord Sullivan?
Sullivan: ... Just so we're on the same page, how long have you been here? i.e. how elaborate does my lie need to be?
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And now it鈥檚 time for Kalego鈥檚 closing thoughts. Just because you want to do something, doesn鈥檛 mean you get to do it. Life is chaos. Success is completely arbitrary. And confidence is Everything.
Kalego
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Clara: My name is Clara Valac. It's friday night. I think. There's no windows here. This morning I was kidnapped for real.
Atori: Stop! You said you were kidnapped "for real".
Clara: Well I don't want people thinking I was fake kidnapped. You know, selling it!
Atori: Okay, let's just do it again. Say you were kidnapped and nothing else.
Shiida: Now she's gonna add "nothing else".
Clara: He's right.
Atori: Okay, fine, one more time. Take 12. Just say "kidnapped".
Clara: Kidnapped.
Atori: Okay, one more time. Please stop saying "don't forget to like and subscribe".
Clara: Sure, but how are we gonna get followers on this thing?
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Kalego: Can't you do something?
Sullivan: Like sit him down, have a talk with him?
Kalego: No, like stand him up and shoot him.
Sullivan: Don't be absurd. There'd be an inquiry.
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Henri: It should take seventy seconds for you to fully judge someone's character. Here's what to look for: grammar, posture, scent, attire, level of perspiration, type of shirt collar.
Ameri: What's the best kind of shirt collar?
Henri: English spread, obviously, but let's hold the questions until the end.
Henri: When people say "Good morning" they mean "Hello". When people say "How are you?" they mean "Hello". When people say "What's up" they mean "I am a person not worth talking to".
Henri: Do not trust any child that chews bubblegum flavored bubblegum. Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all.
Henri: There are two acceptable sleeping positions: on back, toes up, arms crossed, or on back, toes up, arms at the side.
Henri: NEVER vacation in Banff.
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Goemon: Agares is late. Again.
Azz: How could this happen? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Kerori: I printed up that fake schedule for him that said we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Allocer: I set his clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Goemon: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it a little.
Agares: busting through the door WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT!?
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