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How strange. They're pretending they don't respect me.
— Caitlyn, on her first day as Sheriff
#incorrect piltover quotes#incorrect quotes#caitlyn kiramman#league of legends caitlyn#league of legends#riot games#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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Soldier: *first day at work* How strange. They're pretending they don't respect me.
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Apollo, using a search engine: there's two million results.
Trucy: well, that's too many.
Trucy, smiling: let's give up!
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#apollo justice#trucy wright#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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Actor Mark: As far back as I can remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead.
#wkm incorrect quotes#incorrect ego quotes#wkm#markiplier#who killed markiplier#wkm actor mark#actor mark#source: don't hug me I'm scared#source: DHMIS
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Seungkwan: Attention freaks, it's me. How do we get out of here and away from you immediately?
*everyone is silent and carries on with what they're doing*
Seungkwan: How strange, they're pretending they don't respect me...
#seungkwan#incorrect seventeen#incorrect svt#incorrect kpop#incorrect quotes#seventeen#kpop#svt#incorrect svt quotes#seventeen incorrect quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#kpop incorrect quotes#incorrect seventeen quotes#svt incorrect quotes#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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Frank: And every day’s a new surprise.
Julie: When you’re learning with us guys.
Wally: And we live in an actual nightMAAAAAAARE.
#Frank frankly#julie joyful#Wally Darling#welcome home#incorrect welcome home quotes#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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Wally: Sometimes that nagging voice in my head tells me I can't pull off wearing denim, but I just tell it to pipe down!
Joey: and the nagging voice in my head tells me the documents i've been forging have lead to many deaths! But I know that's just silly.
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#joey drew#wally franks#source: dhmis#source: don't hug me i'm scared#source: dont hug me im scared
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*Cedric goes in to substitute for Sofia's magic class*
Cedric: *magically enhancing the volume of his voice, producing a megaphone effect* Attention, freaks! It's me! I'm supposed to be starting my new job teaching you. How do I get out of here and away from you immediately?
*Class just stares at him, then looks at each other in bewilderment and amusement*
Cedric: How strange. They're pretending they don't respect me.
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*starts from 0:15*
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Jackson: Hey, the worm in my brain tells me I don't have the body type to pull off wearing denim. But I just tell it to pipe down!
Holt: And the worm in my brain makes me think the documents I've been forging have led to many deaths. But I know that's just silly!
#incorrect quotes#monster high#incorrect monster high quotes#jackson jekyll#holt hyde#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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TAVROS: *oPENING A BAG OF CHIPS*
BAGGOF CHIPSZ: *has but two chips in the bag*
TAVROS:
TAVROS: i GUESS WE COULD SHARE,
VRISKA: I WANT B8TH!!!!!!!!
#submission#source: don't hug me i'm scared#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#tavros nitram#vriska serket#baggof chipsz#mod terezi#yes i made the nonsentient bag of chips a character deal with it
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#heathers#heather duke#heather mcnamara#source: don't hug me i'm scared#Used stock image as background :p
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Portal 2 in a nutshell
Wheatley, after finding Chell: Attention freaks, it's me. How do we get out of here and away from you immediately?
*Everyone is silent and carries on with what they're doing*
Wheatley: How strange, they're pretending they don't respect me...
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Gold screeches, after he accidentally trips and breaks one of Beelze's contracts
Gold: soft, raspy gasp
Beelze: You idiot!
Gold: What? Don't say that to me!
Grey: What?
Gold: I didn't mean to!
Grey: (to Beelze) You don't--
Beelze: (to Grey) Shut up!
Grey: --talk to him like that. You said--
Beelze: What?
Grey: You said that you weren't going to--
Beelze: Turn on me?!
Grey: --talk to him like that anymore.
Beelze: He ruined it! I'm never gonna claim that soul!
Grey: (sarcastically) Oh, boo hoo. Here we go--
Gold: (angrily as he hits a glass bottle, carried by Unowns, over Beelze's head) I HATE YOU! AH!
Beelze: AHGHH!
Grey: Wh-- (also hits Gold with a glass bottle) I'M DEALING WITH IT!!
Gold: AH, DON'T HURT ME--!
The three then bicker more and somehow mutilate each other... much to the amusement of Hypno, MX and Lord X.
#fnf lullaby#hypno's lullaby#gold fnf#friday night funkin#incorrect quotes#hell bell#fnf beelze#fnf grey#source: dhmis#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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Wilford Warfstache: At some point we will have an accident and that's a promise!
#markiplier#markiplier egos#incorrect quotes#incorrect Markiplier egos#incorrect ego quotes#wilford warfstache#source: don't hug me I'm scared
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*Tighnari and Cyno are stuck in a cave, with no light*
Tighnari : anyway, we may as well get used to live in the dark.
Cyno : ... yeah...
Tighnari : what ?
Cyno : well, it's just not that great, is it... ? I wouldn't mind looking at the house again... and, maybe... looking at you...
Tighnari : really ? you like looking at me ?
Cyno : um... yeah... I suppose I do...
Tighnary : ... well, I like looking at you, too.
Cyno : uh... ? thanks...
#source: don't hug me i'm scared#genshin impact#incorrect genshin quotes#cyno#tighnary#cynonari#cyno x tighnari
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