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Freddy: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gregory: yeah.
Gregory: let's push her down the steps.
#fnaf incorrect quotes#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf security breach#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#source: the simpsons
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THEYRE GONNA PUSH KOSA Through senate
EVERYTHING IS IN THE HOUSE’S HANDS
Please call/email/fax your house reps and tell them to say no to this bill
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Larry: it's safe in here, right?
Phoenix: I think so, but I'm not sure. I just recently started believing in ghosts.
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"You're telling me he hid the bodies in the animatronics??? The dumpster's right outside!!!"
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Mia: I need some help with my computer, I can't find my photos.
Phoenix: did you look under "photos?"
Mia: what's that?
Phoenix: it's a folder called "photos"
Mia: I don't have that, I just have 40 folders, all called "new folder"
Phoenix: ok, you know what, click on your hard drive.
Mia: now, the arrow on the screen, that's me, right?
Phoenix: Yeah, that's you, now you just-
Mia, astonished: Whoa! There's a calculator on this thing?!
Phoenix: listen, Chief, what are you trying to do?
Mia: I just want to put pictures of my cat on everyone's internet-computer, how do I do that?
Mia: ok, wait, there's an agreement that popped up, let me just read the whole thing.
Phoenix: just hit "accept"
Mia: Well, that seems a little fool-hardy, doesn't it, Phoenix?
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"Hotti": Miss Miney, I'm saying that you're fine.
Mimi: 'i'm fine?' are you coming onto me, now!?
Dr.Grey: Ini, he's not coming onto you, he's trying to tell you that you're healthy.
"Hotti": can't it be both?
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#reunion and turnabout#mimi miney#dr hotti#turner grey#source: family guy
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Codsworth: Self defense, Mum, perfectly justified!
Codsworth: I'm trying my best to stay calm and you should, too!!!
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If you guys need anything else to be excited about public domain wise Popeye the Sailor will enter public domain next year along with the sound version of the Plane Crazy Mickey cartoon and both Betty Boop and Pluto's earliest versions in 2026.
We should all get more excited about the public domain I think. Free them all from their shackles damnit
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Apollo, using a search engine: there's two million results.
Trucy: well, that's too many.
Trucy, smiling: let's give up!
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#apollo justice#trucy wright#source: don't hug me i'm scared
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Edgeworth: Wright, I don't know if words can describe how I feel about you...
Phoenix: "good?"
Edgeworth: huh...
Edgeworth: ...I guess they can.
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Phoenix: how's it going.
Von Karma: no! I talk first.
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#franziska von karma#phoenix wright#source: real time fandub
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#maya fey#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#phoenix wright#source: bob's burgers#objection.lol
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Mia: you wanna get a cup of coffee sometime?
Diego, holding a brimming mug of coffee: sure!
#miego#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#mia fey#diego armando#prosecutor godot#original quote
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Witness: we came up with the perfect plan.
Phoenix: let me hear it.
Witness: we deployed a ploy to destroy that unemployed Malloy.
Phoenix: shut up.
Phoenix: anyway, go on.
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Mia: I don't always understand my sister's texts.
Mia: she's says "they're still waiting on the train" and "it's allz good"
Mia: "allz" with a "z"
Mia: then a box with a question mark inside, another box with a question mark,
Mia: another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, and yet another box with a question mark.
Mia: and another box with a question mark.
Mia: what does that mean?
Lana: it means you don't have emojis on your phone.
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#maya fey#mia fey#lana skye#lanamia?#lanamia#source: brooklyn nine nine
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"You know, it's not the best system, but... Well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst."
-Marvin Grossberg when the U.S. adopted the Initial Trial system.
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Wendy: I'm 50 or 60 years old, and I do not need this.
Phoenix: well, which one is it?
Maya: are you 50 or 60?
Wendy: I don't know!
Wendy, lashing out: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#phoenix wright#maya fey#wendy oldbag#source: aqua teen hunger force
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