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Libby: You know, I once had an imaginary friend.
Molly: Really?! What was his name?!
Libby: Dad...
Molly:... oh
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Price: Until we know what you’re up against, I suggest you keep yourself out of sight.
Soap: I already got it covered.
Price: Please tell me it’s not a cardboard box.
Soap: The cardboard box is a very important tool for infiltration missions.
Source: Death Battle - Solid Snake vs Splinter Cell
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*after blowing up the river shack with their potions in the intro cutscene of Remix 1*
Ashley: Does this mean we're friends now?
Penny: Uh, best friends!
#warioware#incorrect quotes#incorrect warioware#ashley#ashley warioware#penny crygor#like holy shit they're actually friends in canon?! my heart!#source: death battle
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Vendetta: It's Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.
Dipper: I'm… honestly surprised you know how to say his name.
Vendetta: Of course! He played the greatest musical instrument!
Dipper: What, the piano?
Vendetta: No, no…cannons!
Dipper: …Oh.
#source: death battle#Vendetta#Dipper Pines#making fiends#gravity falls#cartoons in danganronpa#CIDR#danganronpa#fanganronpa#incorrect quotes
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Flynn: You know, I had an imaginary friend once.
Cali: You did? What was his name?
Flynn: Dad.
Cali:
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Kale: Your password is “passward”, and you don’t even spell it right!
Rekka: Exactly, Kale. Genius.
Kale: I… oh, wait.
Rekka: Wait a minute, how do you know my password?
Kale: Let’s move on.
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Cookie: "Now, uh, in my humble opinion, using my very own handcrafted Munitions Measurement chart..."
Cookie: *pulls down a chart ranking various levels of explosives.*
Cookie: "I'd say this blast falls somewhere in the range of Oh Shit, We're Dead."
Dr. Ro: "Interesting, but let's use some REAL science now."
Cookie: "This IS real science! I tested REAL explosions and their REAL effects on REAL people, just like you would."
Cookie: *pulls chart away* "I'm a real scientist now." :P
Dr. Ro: "But that's... wait, REAL people?"
Dr. Ro: "Cookie... where are the interns?"
Cookie: !!!
Cookie: *stuttering* "HEY LOOK! I got you that coat that you wanted!"
Dr. Ro: "Ooo! Thank you!" *nuzzles* "Ah, it's so soft~"
Cookie: *under his breath* "So were the interns..."
#cookie masterson#cookie#incorrect jackbox quotes#incorrect quotes#cookiemasterson#dr ro#role models hostess#role models#ro#ydkj hosts#you don't know jack full stream#ydkj#you don't know jack#source: death battle#jackbox party pack#jackbox#real science
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“I’m going to feed you your own c*ck.”
Naruto Uzumaki to Vault after revealing his ambition to make a Sex Empire of Cuntry
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Yami Bakura: Fool! You are just like all the rest. Building a deck to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something, Kaiba! There is only one man fit to play such a role: Me!
Seto Kaiba: I don't know Bakura, being a god can't be too hard. I mean, I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet! I'm not playing God. All this time...I've been playing human!
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thinking abt this screenshot of madara looking down on tobirama after attempting to take out his hurt over izuna's death on him .. but tobirama cannot die, he cannot feel pain and izuna is dead anyway so its not enough
#posts#madara#sorry i feel like ive said this exact thing on some post already a while ago .. but i came across this picture again and it brought up#some thoughts#this scene's like the only instance during the entire war arc where we get to see him display any emotion#smth other than lust for battle or excitement etc#we can actually see that even for him as free of emotion as he comes off most of the time#there's quite an amount of hurt for him at the source of it too#mdr also kills sasuke after this. first tries to avenge izn's death but then goes and stabs a stand-in of his right thru the heart#and he looks so unhappy w this afterwards#cuz he feels like he Has to doesnt want to kill him but has to#we also see him remember hsrm's backstab and this time it is not a romantic memory#contrary to the first time when he talks abt him to the 5 kage#here u can see that it did hurt him and he remembers every single word hsrm said to him ..#repeats them to sasuke and then applies that same logic to him as well#hsrm had to kill him for the village so now mdr for his version of peace. has to do the same thing as well#kill his own kin as a sacrifice to achieve what he wants#but also sfdgesfdfsd#just this interaction here w tbrm alone .. its so dissatisfying for him cuz like he wants do SOMETHING abt his grief over losing his#brother. but he cant. he cant even fuck up and hurt his killer anymore over it#its too late#he shouldve done that earlier but couldnt and now its too late#just like everything else is too late for him too. no way back anymore no way to reverse anything thats happened
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Giftober 2023 │ Day 15: Grief
Touma + Grieving Kento
#kamen rider saber#kamen rider#flashing lights#flashing lights tw#kamiyama touma#touma kamiyama#giftober2023#tokuedit#please do not repost#umbrella.edits#umbrella.gifs#umbrella.posts#in kamen rider saber grief is often shown to be a source of strength#in the case of kento touma resolves to avenge his death and later uses his promise to kento to motivate him in battle and honing his skills#kento is such an important part of touma's journey as a swordsman and i feel the need to highlight it through this set
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Yusaku: So as many see this as a debate between characters, others see it as a debate of idiology and culture, and if that is at stake, who wants Goku to lose?
Ai: Ahh, are you sure you aren't overthinking this?
Yusaku: It isn't our intent, but it does call in question at what we are doing. How can someone we think as a fact where fiction is relied on interpetion. Are we stripping characters of their importance as contestens of vacuum of violence and if so, then what is the point?
Ai: smacks him because it is fun! Damn it, man, there is more than 1 way to enjoy something! We are just having fun like slamming two action figures together and talking about awesome characters together and that is okay.
Yusaku: smiles Yeah, you are right.
Ai: I am just saiyan, no matter who you prefer, that fight was Super... man.
Yusaku: That is the worst pun!
Ai: What, it fits them both.
Yusaku: It is so lame!
Ai: I don't see you doing any better.
Yusaku: I do the math, the puns are your job.
Ai: Well, if you mathed as good as I punned, then Goku would've won.
Yusaku: What is wrong with you!?
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Miu: You don't always have to plan out every little detail about every little thing.
Kirumi: I thought we agreed to never discuss that trip!
Miu: I just wanted a churro, but NO, it wasn't in the schedule! Bet it was delicious...
Kirumi: Oh, shut up, Miu.
Miu: I'll kill you.
Source: DEATH BATTLE!
#incorrect quotes#danganronpa#drv3#miu iruma#kirumi tojo#source: death battle!#submission#agnerd-bot
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Morty: Why would anyone use fruit as ammo? I can’t imagine it being all that effective.
Eddy: I don’t know, Morty. Remember that time I shot you with a potato gun? You were stuck in a coma for, like, a week!
Morty: Wait, what?! You told me I lost that week because that time-travel wristwatch Dib gave me worked!
Eddy: Uh… I did? Uh, yeah! Yeah! That’s right! Time travel! Forget I said anything…
Morty: (fuming) Eddy...
Eddy: Oh, uh… would you look at the time! Well, gotta go for my… uh… Pilates class! Yeah, that’s a thing! See ya later!
Morty: You son of a bitch!
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Buzz: Y’know, you remind me of someone...almost like the son that I...never wanted...
Flynn: Well, that’s funny. I was about to say you’re like the dad I never had. When I was a kid, he ran out on us to join the army and never came back.
Buzz: ...Huh. Well...how about that? Time to move along, I guess. Nothing to see here...
Buzz: (backing away while whistling)
(Cali, Tessa, Hugo, and Mags stare at Flynn)
Flynn: (oblivious) What a nice guy!
#skylanders#incorrect quotes#incorrect skylanders quotes#source: death battle#Buzz#Cali#Flynn#Hugo#Mags#Tessa#admin post
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Dark Souls vs Skyrim Be Like
Dragonborn: Now stand aside, worth adversary.
Chosen Undead: ‘Tis but a scratch.
Dragonborn: A scratch!? You’re arms off!
Chosen Undead: No it isn’t!
Dragonborn: (points at Chosen Undead’s severed arm on the floor) Well what’s that then?
Chosen Undead: …..I’ve had worse.
Dragonborn: You liar!
Chosen Undead: Come on, ya pansy!
#incorrect quotes#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Death Battle#Dragonborn#Chosen Undead#Skyrim#Elder Scrolls#Dark Souls#Source: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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