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Incorrect Jackbox Quotes
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^ I recognize some of these quotes! :D
Man I love messing around with the incorrect quote generator
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[REDACTED]: "I salute my fallen enemy!"
[REDACTED]: *blows a raspberry and laughs*
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While Schmitty and Cookie Get All the Recognition in Jackbox Games:
Guy: "What are you guys doing?"
Buzz: "Like in life in general or-"
Nate: "Not much. Why, what's up?"
Guy: "I dunno, I’m bored playing AC."
Nate: "Assassins Creed?"
Guy: "Animals Creed."
Buzz: "Assassins Crossing."
4:04 pm, 4/13/2024
^ Air Conditioner
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Cookie: Can you describe the women who stabbed you?
Faker: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. She was a raw powerful force and she knew it. She was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips
Cookie:...Ok so we have a motive but still no description.
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Lord Tippet: *turns off lights* ...*turns them back on*
Lord Tippet: "Hello? Is everyone alright- GREAT MACE-WIELDING MINOTAUR KINGS!!!"
Narrator: "Who are you talking to?"
Lord Tippet: "Nobody, just practicing for next time." :)
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Schmitty: "Hey, Guy. What kind of flowers do you prefer?"
Guy: "I like sunflowers."
Schmitty, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: "Well, shit-"
12:24 am, 4/13/2024
^ SCHMITTY NO!!!
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YDKJ Host reactions to being called straight:
Nate: "The fuck, no I'm not."
Cookie: "Excuse the hell out of you?"
Schmitty: "Ding dong, you are wrong!"
Guy: "Who told you that? And why did they lie?"
Bob (from Headrush): "Rude."
Buzz: *punches the person*
9:43 am, 4/12/2024
^ Not a single straight host in the bunch!
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Jerri Rigg: "AAAAAH!" *gets hit in the head, HARD, causing her to fall to the ground*
The other hosts: *rush over to make sure she's okay.*
Conductor: "Jerri Rigg! Speak to me, woman!"
Jerri Rigg: "Just a... knock on the old..." *zap* "...monkey bus."
Master Mentalist: "Jerri...?"
Jerri Rigg: *stands up* "No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever!" *wobbles away, clearly disoriented*
Master Mentalist: "I... don't think you're fit for duty."
Jerri Rigg: *still wobbling* "Flibbertyjibbit, man! I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!" *splat*
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Dictionary Keeper: "Hey, Mistress, can I get some of your wisdom?"
Tournament Mistress: "Always, my child."
Dictionary Keeper: "I'm worried about [REDACTED]."
Tournament Mistress: *sighs* "Once more shall you be reminded! [REDACTED] is safer than we, Dixie! Ease your burden."
Dictionary Keeper: "That's... that's not what I mean! I'm worried about the way he's been. All the paranoid stuff, the anxiety. I thought bringing [REDACTED] out here, out into nature, it might mellow him out. Flush all the bad vibes out of his system."
Dictionary Keeper: "But it's only gotten worse! I've known [REDACTED] for so long now... but it feels like he's getting further away from me and... and I just don't know what to do!"
Tournament Mistress: "Ah... One must... in the words of the Master... no, uh... Hold on, I don't want my words to be misinterpreted when I say..."
Tournament Mistress: *tired* "...That boy needs therapy."
Dictionary Keeper: "W-well, yeah for sure, and I'm trying to do that!"
Dictionary Keeper: "I make sure he's safe, I listen to his problems, I-I try to help him feel valid, all that stuff!"
Tournament Mistress: "Dixie, you are strong and wise and wonderful, and you can do everything you can to support him..."
Tournament Mistress: "...But you cannot FIX him. Understand?"
Tournament Mistress: "[REDACTED] is lost in a maze of his own making, and it will take a professional to help him escape."
Dictionary Keeper: "That's... a lot to take in. I need to think about it. Thanks for your wisdom, Tournament Mistress."
Tournament Mistress: *mumble* "Thank me when you actually take my advice."
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^ [REDACTED]
real
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Schmitty: "Are you alright? I don’t think you slept at all last night."
Master Mentalist: "I got a solid eight minutes."
Schmitty: "..."
Master Mentalist: *rubs his eyes* "Well, not consecutively but still, I’m fine."
Schmitty: *rolls his eyes*
Master Mentalist: "You’re not even that blurry right now..."
Schmitty: *groans and drags MM to bed*
12:07 am, 4/8/2024
^ The sleepless curse continues!
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Helen: I’m volunteering at the animal hospital.
Nate, Buzz, Cookie and Schmitty: *congratulating Helen and wishing her luck*
Guy: *growing excited* Animal hospital!?
Nate: The animal’s are the patients.
Guy: *now disappointed* That makes sense...
12:03 pm, 4/4/2024
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Hosts After Midnight
Buzz: Why are you still awake?
Guy: *shooting a few hoops outside* I couldn't sleep.
Buzz: That's no reason-
Cookie: You can always hit your head and fall into a coma, you know?
(9:58 am, 3/23/2024)
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Chambers: "Uuuuugh, my instincts as a detective suck."
[REDACTED]: *in his normal form* "Really? Don't be so hard on yourself. Let's talk about your instincts."
Chambers: "GWAAAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
[REDACTED]: "Well, I heard you were struggling with your investigation..."
[REDACTED]: *holds up a basket* "So, I brought you some tea!"
Chambers: "You brought me some tea... Well, listen here fella, YOU'RE what we call a 'civilian', and you're not allowed in here, okay?"
[REDACTED]: "Oh, sure I am! Officer Trevor is a client of mine! He has a nice little duck."
Chambers: *looks down the hall in confusion*
Officer Trevor: *walks by with a nice duck plushie that [REDACTED] made for him*
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[REDACTED]: "Finally! After all these years!"
[REDACTED]: "[REDACTED] has a GUN!"
[REDACTED]: *bang bang bang bang bang!*
Chambers: "[REDACTED]! You're not supposed to have a GUN!"
[REDACTED]: "I can do what I WANT, FARTFACE!"
[REDACTED]: *bang bang bang bang bang!*
*Chambers and Trevor hide behind some cover.*
Chambers: "Trevor! It looks like [REDACTED]'s gotten a GUN."
Chambers: "Listen, Trevor, it's not safe to go alone. This is. A. GUN."
[REDACTED]: "I'LL SHOOT YOUR FAMILY!!!"
Chambers: "There's only one thing to do now, Trevor!" *pulls out a gun too*. "[REDACTED]'s got a fucking GUN, SO WILL I."
*[REDACTED] and Chambers have a shoot-out in the middle of the street. Trevor is watching with some popcorn.*
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Dictionary Keeper: "Can we call each other pet names?"
[REDACTED]: "Sure!"
Dictionary Keeper: "Sweetie."
[REDACTED]: "Awwww, hahaha."
Dictionary Keeper: "Honey~"
[REDACTED]: "Heeee~"
Dictionary Keeper: "Schmoopsie Woopsie Yummy Bear!"
[REDACTED]: "Alright, you're pushing it."
Dictionary Keeper: "TUBBY WUBBY BABY POO!"
[REDACTED]: "BLEH!"
Dictionary Keeper: "Daddy."
[REDACTED]: "Okay."
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Despair Doll: "Personally, I don't like being killed."
#source: woe.begone#jackbox#incorrect jackbox quotes#jackbox games#incorrect quotes#trivia murder party#tmp#despair doll#despair
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