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incorrectjackboxquotes · 2 months

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Chambers: "Uuuuugh, my instincts as a detective suck."

[REDACTED]: *in his normal form* "Really? Don't be so hard on yourself. Let's talk about your instincts."

Chambers: "GWAAAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

[REDACTED]: "Well, I heard you were struggling with your investigation..."

[REDACTED]: *holds up a basket* "So, I brought you some tea!"

Chambers: "You brought me some tea... Well, listen here fella, YOU'RE what we call a 'civilian', and you're not allowed in here, okay?"

[REDACTED]: "Oh, sure I am! Officer Trevor is a client of mine! He has a nice little duck."

Chambers: *looks down the hall in confusion*

Officer Trevor: *walks by with a nice duck plushie that [REDACTED] made for him*

#source: pet shop of horrors #jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #trivia murder party #redacted #tmp #[redacted]#chambers #detective chambers #officer trevor #trevor #tmp officers

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endless-nightshift · 4 months

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Showing my mother (an IT specialist) the Magnus protocol and watching the look of horror form on her face when she hears "Windows NT 4.0" and "bedrock that the whole system is based on, and it’s been at least fifteen years since anyone actually knew how it worked."

Laughing my ass off and saying "that's not even the horror part of the podcast"

Only to be met with "yes it is"

#the true horror is out dated office technology #feral screaming #tmp #tmagp spoilers #magpod #tmagp #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol #magnus pod

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bugsteef · 4 months

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overstimulated...

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmp #samama khalid #sam khalid #alice dyer #gwen bouchard #this office is insane #silly doodles #caspart

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vendettafrank · 4 months

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INT. OIAR OFFICES - NIGHT, CLEAR.

#art #artists on tumblr #illustration #the magnus protocol #tmp #tma #the magnus archives #digital art #digital drawing #magpod #this is kind of how i imagine the corridors in their offices #tma fanart #tmp fanart

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littleechoart · 4 months

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I absolutely love Alice and wanted to sketch her silly lil self so here you go

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thecorruption-thespiralsversion · 6 hours

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TMP Stream Of Consciousness Theory

(Like, I'm forming it and I'm not sure where I headed here)

Spoilers All - TMP

So as I'm reading through a lot of Lena Post on here it's starting to strick at me. Her wording when she vaguely explained things to Gwen in EP 13, Futures.

Gwen asks if they're the bad guys.

Lena hesitates before answering "We are... Managing, the bad guys."

Unlike the The Magnus Institute they aren't collecting Statements, they're keeping track of them.

Lena doesn't see herself and her work as good, but a necessary evil.

This would make Lena NOT Jonah's Parallel, but Gertrude's.

To Gertrude, Michael was a necessary evil, but she hurt no more people than absolutely necessary.

Lena isn't willing to put her employees in unnecessary risk.

The Magnus Institute was destroyed and OIAR has something called The Magnus Protocol.

They're preventing the Dread Powers from taking hold. Be it Fear, Hunger, or Regret. They're making sure no one of them gets a real foothold into our world. And if one gets to close. Well, they have they're last resort.

The Magnus Protocol

Non Vacillabimus

We Will Not Fulter

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scrimblyscrorblo · 4 months

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Idk if anyone’s pointed out but the Latin over the OIAR’s is Non Vacillabimus which translates to ‘We Will Not Falter’

Idk if it’s significant, maybe it’s whatever Lena is aligned with deciding they won’t falter this time. It’s very stern and determined, very Lena-core.

Also it’s the office of incident assessment and response yet we’ve only seen the assessment part - no response to it yet. I’m excited to see it tbh I’m loving this series so farrr

#the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #office of incident assessment and response (OIAR)#samama khalid #sam khalid #alice dyer #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #tmp #tmp spoilers #tmp theory?

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beggerprince72 · 6 months

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#tmp #meme #lotr #lord of the rings #uhf #uhf 1989 #office space #milton #spongebob #spongebon squarepants #gimili #dwarf

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flailingangel · 4 months

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Alice if they pull "chester" and "norris" out of Windows NT 4.0

#She'd be absolutely horrified: WHY ARE THE VOICES IN THE OFFICE COLIN?#And also the least likely to pull some shit to get them out. Collins the most likely followed by sam who'd either help or be the one to pull #Them out with some magical ritual or avatar #Tma #Tmp #The magnus archives #The magnus protocol

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shittymurderparty · 5 months

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Officer Trevor: There has to be another way...

Officer Brad: There is. We go to Redacted’s hotel and kick his slimy a—

Chambers: Brad is right!

(Source: Justice League, "The Terror Beyond")

#justice league #officer trevor #officer Brad #detective chambers #trivia murder party 2 #trivia murder party #redacted #redacted tmp #[redacted]#redacted trivia murder party #trivia murder party dolls #trivia murder party host #shittymurdergames #trivia murder party 1 #detective chambers homicide #detective chambers tmp 2

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incorrectjackboxquotes · 2 months

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[REDACTED]: "Finally! After all these years!"

[REDACTED]: "[REDACTED] has a GUN!"

[REDACTED]: *bang bang bang bang bang!*

Chambers: "[REDACTED]! You're not supposed to have a GUN!"

[REDACTED]: "I can do what I WANT, FARTFACE!"

[REDACTED]: *bang bang bang bang bang!*

*Chambers and Trevor hide behind some cover.*

Chambers: "Trevor! It looks like [REDACTED]'s gotten a GUN."

Chambers: "Listen, Trevor, it's not safe to go alone. This is. A. GUN."

[REDACTED]: "I'LL SHOOT YOUR FAMILY!!!"

Chambers: "There's only one thing to do now, Trevor!" *pulls out a gun too*. "[REDACTED]'s got a fucking GUN, SO WILL I."

*[REDACTED] and Chambers have a shoot-out in the middle of the street. Trevor is watching with some popcorn.*

#source: gravity falls #jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #trivia murder party #redacted #tmp #[redacted]#detective chambers #chambers #officer trevor #trevor #cops #tmp2 police #a GUN #source: bill cipher has a GUN

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boneless-mika · 3 months

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I just haven't been able to get into The Magnus Protocol as much as The Magnus Archives. I don't really know why but partly it's probably because it's just not scary to me?

#the magnus protocol #like it'll probably grow on me #I didn't particularly love Angler fish either #Lost John's Cave was the first one I really loved I think #and that was episode 15 and tmp is only on episode 6 #it also does feel like tmp is still setting up and the office scenes are kind of boring to me #but I'm sure something horrible is about to happen

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ghostbustermelanieking · 4 months

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my clear media type is "spooky basement office where people investigate the paranormal" so anyone have any recommendations in that vein lol

#for a minute i couldn't remember if the tma office was in the basement but tmp has confirmed it is

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rosebunnys · 4 months

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Threw together a TMP ep3 animatic because I love Colin so so much. OIAR your IT guy seems like he's about to bring a bomb to the office

#colin becher #alice dyer #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tmp #tmp spoilers #tmp fanart #magpod #tmagp #running in circles around this guy. finally a pathetic fuckign babygirl who is scottish #<-is scottish and thrilled #animatic

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ladysophiebeckett · 2 years

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i think about the failure of the four wedding and a funeral anthology more than i care to admit.

#its something that should have been Good and it was Not #fascinated by what kaling does not say #bc i dont think she ever really talks about it #or references it the way she does to say the office or tmp or slocg and nhie #and the fact that richard curtis was listed in the anthology as a producer....plus that kaling was approached to make it #it wasnt something that was her idea--a passion project #based on tmp i never got the strong impression that she like the richard curtis\hugh grant romcoms #yes she likes bridget jones but thats not a hugh grant romom #like i do think there must have been some behind the scenes beef what curtis wanted versus what kaling wanted #and also i dont think she was as hands on either #bc shes only credited for writing the first ep (which is the most solid introductory ep)#idk it just continues to bother me that it wasnt good #bc the movie isnt amazing by today's standards but you definitely could have built something better from it #at times it felt like richard curtis movie reference checklist #which is unfortunate #again--i totally think there was beef #but i'll never know bc kaling despite being on social media--it often tightlipped about things

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theendorisit · 5 days

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apropos of nothing, I made Tape-E

Who is Tape-E?

During one of the TMA livestreams (trying to remember which one), a fan question was asked ‘Is there a mascot (for the Archives or the show itself not sure)?’ One of the team suggested ‘Tape-y?’, to which everyone else responded with ‘Oh no!!’. So I thought, oh yes! So yeah, this is your fault 😘

What is Tape-E?

As Mr Bonzo is a parody of Mr Blobby, Tape-E is a parody of Clippy (these last two names rhyme).

Who is Clippy?

Clippy was a microsoft office assistant, introduced in 1997. He was a little virtual paperclip (officially called Clippit, but that name never caught on) who sat on the bottom right corner of the page, and was programmed to give advice in popup speech bubbles when certain actions were taken. For example, if you wrote out an address and ‘Dear’, Clippy would say ‘Looks like you’re writing a letter. Would you like help?’. The name Tape-E in the livestream seemed to be referring to Clippy, as there are many similarities in the behaviour of Clippy, and the actual tapes/ tape recorders in-universe:

always on by default

appears at inconvenient times

provides help you do not want

hated by (mostly) everyone

watching you with cold dead eyes

enjoyed by nostalgia and retro seekers

Why make Tape-E?

As I am of the same generation as some of the RQ peeps, I unironically loved Clippy and Mr Blobby as a child, and it gives me great joy to imagine, in the TMP universe, Sam getting a little pop up: ‘Looks like you’re trying to code a case file! Would you like some help with that?’ In our world this would be impossible - Windows NT (as the official name) was dropped in 1996, one year before Clippy was born, BUT there is voice recording on TMP’s ancient computers, so it’s not totally impossible! 😅😁

What are cassette tapes?

Just a little recap for those who didn’t grow up with tapes: Cassette Tapes contain information embedded in magnetic tape, wrapped around one spool and attached to a second spool. When played, the spools are turned by the machine and the magnetic tape is wound onto the other spool, the information read out through speakers as the magnetic tape moves through sensors. As the magnetic tape can contain different information depending on the direction of tape movement, you can flip the cassette tape over in the machine, and play the tape again, hearing another load of information. This concept is never utilised in the show, but it does mean that cassette tapes have A-sides, and B-sides (as Vinyl records do). Here, of course, this stands for Archivist-side, and Brutalpipemurder-side. On occasion, the magnetic tapes would become damaged, or bent, and could be pushed out of the cassette, causing a horrible noise, and terror to small children who were only trying to listen to their Just William tapes. When this happened, a pencil (or in my case, my little finger) could be jammed into the spiky spool ‘teeth’, to rewind the magnetic tape back into the cassette. Maybe that’s why the eyes are red? 🩸 I am very glad that the TMA tapes are magic, and record endlessly, never need flipping, and never get chewed up by the hungry machine.

Why is the name Tape-E?

Canon answer: the name stands for Tape-Eyes. Possibly Tape-Entity? Undecided.

Actual answer: Tape-y, Tapey and Tapie spellings look weird to me. I think Tape-E looks best.

Why a tape and not a tape recorder?

if you can crochet a tape recorder, you’re a genius and I love you.

What gender is Tape-E?

I might refer to Tape-E as male sometimes because that’s how people often referred to Clippy. But Tape-E is whatever gender Tape-E feels like being.

Why now?

Why not? also now is a good time because TMP episode 15 is an excellent episode

*What’s going to happen to Tape-E?*

I’m going to gift it to Jonny sometime, if we get more cons or book signings. It’s his fault this exists after all. Plus you can write whatever you like in the speech bubbles! Hopefully I can give it calmly? But maybe Tape-E will be yeeted in his general direction in a fit of ADHD-fuelled social anxiety. Only time will tell.

Tape-E is a pattern and design created entirely by myself. The inspiration and world building from whence it came, is entirely the genius of @jonnywaistcoat Jonny Sims, Rusty Quill @rqbossman and The Magnus Archives, which is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution, non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license.

Clippy was invented by Microsoft and Kevan Atteberry, who now illustrates children’s books.

Mr Blobby is an adorable abomination, created from a fevered mind.

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