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Boyd Holbrook as Stephen Tynan in 'Beckett'.
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Look at this absolute DILF. The glasses. The hair. The shoulder holsters. I'm in love and I'm going to marry him. 🥰🥰
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Benedict when Violet finds out that he asked Sophie to be his mistress: You don't have all the facts.
Violet: Which are?
Benedict: I love her.
Sophie: He was horny.
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✨Bridgerton Book Spoilers✨
Benedict: Where is Sophie?
Violet: Don't worry about Sophie.
Benedict: Oh, I'm sorry. Have you met me?
Submitted by @benedictsvestcollection
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EACH BRIDGERTON COUPLE AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES:
Daphne & Simon:
Daphne: “A friend of mine asked me if I’d ever been given the sex talk, and the answer is yes… I think.”
Simon: “My father was COOOLD BLOODED.” + “Does my best friend hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?”
Kate & Anthony:
Anthony: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day, I’ll die.”
Kate: “Get out of here with your facts. Just because you’re accurate does not make you interesting.” + “I’m new in town, and it gets worse.”
Benedict & Sophie:
Benedict: “This is a healthy twenty-eight year old man trying his best.”
Sophie: “I was a maid for a while. I was treated well in my day. I worked for a variety of sirs.”
Colin & Penelope:
Colin: “My wife is a bitch and I like her soooooo much.”
Penelope: “We spend most of our time proving to people that we are who we say we are. Think about that for 10 seconds and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.” + “People say crazy things all the time. And those things mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.”
Phillip & Eloise:
Eloise: “Thirteen year olds will make fun of you, but in an accurate way.”
Philip: “It was like, you know one of those days where you just go ‘this might as well happen.’”
Michael & Francesca:
Francesca: “I try to stay optimistic, but I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”
Michael: “We don’t get better than this. It’s just going to be worse versions of me from here on out.” + “And if you think I seem unlikable or out of control in that story, then just remember, that’s one I was willing to tell you.”
Hyacinth & Gareth:
Hyacinth: “Well none of us ever really know our fathers…… Anyway-”
Gareth: “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”
Lucy & Gregory:
Gregory: “I do hear you, and I also don’t want to be doing what I’m doing.”
Lucy: “In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine.”
Lady Danbury & Lord Ledger:
Lady Danbury: “Shut up you’re all going to die! Street smarts!” + “It’s wrong to make fun of people, but it’s just so fun sometimes.”
Lord Ledger: “My vibe is like ‘hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you.’”
George & Charlotte:
King George: “it seems like everyone, everywhere, is super mad about everything, all the time.”
Queen Charlotte: “I simply do not give a shit what anybody thinks of me in any situation.”
Bonus:
Violet: “Putting a thirteen year old in charge of your younger kids is like getting a dog to babysit your horse. If something goes wrong, they can just maybe get help a little more quickly.”
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Penelope, drunk: If God didn't want me to commit fatherless behavior, he should've given my mother better taste in men!
Simon, Kate, Sophie, Phillip, Michael, and Gareth, all of them also drunk: AMEN!
Lucy, who also drunk: Wait, isn't our dad Simon?
#kate and michael are amening in ageeement with their fatherless friends#or because their daddies dead#simon gets dogpiled right after while the rest of the group exclaiming daddy#spouses friend group#bridgerton#incorrect bridgerton quotes#incorrect quotes#source: tiktok#simon basset#kate sheffield#kate sharma#sophie beckett#michael stirling#phillip crane#penelope featherington#gareth st clair#lucy abernathy
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*During Cuffed, probably*
Castle: I don’t know, I just feel like we’re meant to be together. I mean, just look at how fate throws us at each other!
Beckett: It’s 3AM, and we’re handcuffed together. How did we even get here in the first place??
Castle: Fate, I just told you.
#incorrect multiverse#incorrect quotes#source: twitter#( inspo. )#castle#richard castle#kate beckett#caskett
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That's how it is on this bitch of an earth.
Source: Samuel Beckett (“Waiting For Godot”)
#incorrect quotes#danganronpa#dr3#sonia nevermind#akane owari#nekomaru nidai#chisa yukizome#source: samuel beckett#source: waiting for godot
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Okay but Brad Boimler and Beckett Mariner are BOTH autistic actually.
Boimler is anxious childhood trauma autism and Mariner is burnt out adult trauma autism.
They’re so valid.
#Source: I am both#*wraps them both in warm blankets and protects them*#I love them#star trek lower decks#beckett mariner#brad boimler
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Conversation
Beckett: If anyone is feeling anxious or worried or even if you just want to chat.
Beckett: Please, please, do not come crying to me.
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sam & al (x)
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#quantum leap#sam beckett#al calavicci#couldn't find a source for the second shirt bc i just found it on twitter#and one of my moots said ''al in this'' and well i simply complied#my art#doodles
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Summary: Professor Stephen Tynan is your Human Sexual Behaviour Professor and you've had your eye on him for quite some time. Realising this isn't the most appropriate setting to be crushing (hard) on a person, you decide to ask if you can switch classes. But will that make any difference? And what will Professor Tynan have to say about your intentions on leaving his class?
Tag(s): Angst and fluff and smut, body worship, cum swallowing, daddy kink, hurt/comfort, oral sex, teacher-student relationship, trans male character, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex.
A/N: This is a kind of redo/remix of the first Prof!Tynan fic, which I still love! But this fic is much more emotional and drama-based so it depends what you're in the mood for. Happy reading!
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Sophie: Benedict is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Eloise: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Daphne: Tackle him.
Penelope: Dump him.
Kate: Kick him in the shin.
Benedict: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
#bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#anthony bridgerton#daphne bridgerton#eloise bridgerton#sophie beckett#kate sharma#incorrect bridgerton quotes#source: tumblr
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✨Bridgerton Book Spoilers✨
(Sophie being voted as prom queen; she is shocked but really happy as she takes her crown)
Cressida: Oh I can’t believe Sophie won!
Rosamund: Yeah- I mean, who even voted for her?
Benedict, grinning: Me. About 150 times.
Submitted by @harnitbee
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John: *walking into the meeting* Hey, Rodney.
Carson: Do you just not see 10 other people in the room or—
#stargate atlantis#john sheppard#carson beckett#mcshep#incorrect quotes#my post#source: wheelofdisasters
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Simon: This weekends safety brief
Simon: *points to Gareth and Lucy aka the babies* Don't add to the population
Simon: *points to mama bear Kate* Don't subtract from the population
Simon: *points the introverts that he can mostly rely on Phillip and Penelope* Don't end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail
Simon: *points at jailbirds Michael and Sophie * If you end up back in jail establish dominance quickly
Simon: Have a good weekend.
#he's a tired dad#and he doesn't know how he ended up as the dad friend#spouses friend group#bridgerton#bridgerton spouses#bridgerton incorrect quotes#source: tiktok#simon basset#kate sharma#kate sheffield#gareth st clair#lucy abernathy#phillip crane#penelope featherington#michael stirling#sophie beckett
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Beckett, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Castle, walking in covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.
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