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yesss the letter format 💝💓💘💖💞💕💖💞💓 (lovely anon)

my dearest aria (a hamilton reference lmao),

i’m home alone (bc i wanted the house alone to get my head together after my brothers were mean to me 🙃) and i’m so hype LMAO but i’m watching chloe x halle’s tiny desk concert and honestly just vibing. (this is so random) besides zendaya like they are my badass black women role models. my one accomplishment would be to learn to body roll like them LMAO

oh nevermind i can’t have anything nice, my dad just came home 🙃 WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THIS ASK WTFFF

i’m liking tfatws, the second episode was veryyy intense imo but WANDAVISION IS SO GOOD😭 i knew it was going to be my favorite from the really old trailer but it’s really good and i promise it’s not just sitcoms, girl especially cuz you’ll have all the episodes already out- we were having to wait every week😭 BUT ITS SO GOOD I PROMISE HDJSHDJSH lmao reading this i was like “i- the episodes aren’t an hour long” but i feel that, it’s hard for me to watch tfatws bc they are an hour long and i’m like 😐 but wandavision episodes are less than 30mins bc I KID YOU NOT they have the damn 10 MINUTE CREDITS DHDJSJ no i don’t think we’ve talked about this b4 lol but it all depends on the series for me. i binged love island uk in less than a week bc i was so invested and LITERALLY LOVE IT but uh those episodes are like an hour and a half, but say i was binging tfatws (it’s so hard to type that ohmigosh) i honestly would not be able to do it bc of the intensity (you may be like what intensity but if you’ve seen episode 2 by the time you’re reading this.......... isaiah and the scene afterwards is all i have to say, esp me being black it was so tough :/)

girl you’re fine, as long as you’ve experienced it once hahaha i think the reason why it’s so important to my family (this letter feels so personal and extreme HSJSJA IM SORRY) is bc my grandmother loved it and in my family i guess it’s just important to us lol like my mom and dad love it too and we have the literal VHS tapes LMAO, but it only came up recently cuz my youngest brother was watching lion guard HAHA and he wanted to see the originals :) and fun fact (unless you already know) but there’s a lion king part 2 and 1 1/2 and i have all three ON VHS HAHAHA but i love lion king 1 duh (the og) but part two’s music and love story..... is so good. anyway. 🦁

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING DURING THE WHOLE MOVIE THEATER ENCOUNTER THING HAHAHA AND WHEN SHE WAS SAYING AWKWARD I WAS LIKE WTF THE NOISE LMAOOOO i don’t think there’s a better way to describe that whole situation than ZKDHDJSHAJAJSHDJSNAHA. yeah. yeaaaa at the cinemas (i like the word cinema more than movies 🥰) here they have chips (fries), some have ice cream, nachos, drinks, hot dogs, the cinema we were at had pretzels and like BURGERS I WAS LIKE HUH OKAY and ya know obviously popcorn but i don’t know why the theaters (or cinemas) here do that, it started a long time ago though like yearsssss

PLEASE i have the longest movie watchlist and uhh haven’t seen any of them JDJSKA (istg i use HSJSSKSH as a period - like . ) i’m still hype for cherry but very hesitant (idk if i can handle it) but i’m thinking about watching it in the next couple of weeks? i know it’ll take me forever bc i’m gonna have to keep pausing and shit but idk. i’ve asked around for very specific trigger warnings and time stamps so i REALLY know what’s coming (even if it spoiled the film a bit for me) but i do really wanna see it (i think? writing this now i’m not so sure lol) so whooooooo really knows lol, but chaos walking YES i was really excited about it :))) and about my friend uhh dude you don’t sound mean at all i was literally thinking the same thing but worse HAAKL idk what she was there for???? she bought my ticket tho so 💁🏾‍♀️ whatever

“SIMS ahh, BUNK BEDS ahh” had me cracking up lmao and you know my sims status JAJAHHAJ but i’m gonna become like you, saving every 5 minutes 😭 but that’s exactly what happened to me, i really didn’t know whether to shut it off or not but after 2 hours i was heartbroken lol i’m literally making a list of things i need to redo that wasn’t saved lmao

CAN I JUST SAY UR A MASTERMIND THOUGH??? UR SIMS GAME SOUNDS SO *chefs kiss* IM CRINE university is PAINFULLY long and LITERALLY I FEEEL THAT like you can’t do anything else without failing, i had my sim go to a party once for like a few hours and i felt so dumb afterwards like urgh he should’ve been studying LMAOO just cracking down on work honestly. UR NEIGHBOR!AU IN THE SIMS PLEASEEE i am very much in love with it, yes. (pouring rain has just suddenly begun where i am rn wow ok) i love that you put them on the same lot, that was really really smart and i love that ur living out your sexuality in the sims😭 i was abt to say “now you can say you’ve got experience bc of the sims” but ANYWAY IGNORE ME fhdhs THE ALIEN BABY DHSJSK i hope it’s not a dealbreaker for enisa. that’d be tragic. IM BACK IN UPPERCASE THO BC YES MAKING OUT IN THE SIMS IS SO HOT TO ME??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE STFU OH MY GOSH- all the stuff, whispering sweet nothings, and the making out, and JUST ALL OF IT!!! AM I TOUCH STARVED????? there was this time i made my sim just continue to woohoo bc it was turning me on big time. ANYWAY

half way through that i had to go to my grandmothers house (not the one that likes lion king, but uh hmm idk if you remember but i was talking abt my shit family so yeah that grandmother lol) so now i’m finishing this 🥴 and instead of chloe x halle i’m watching a tom interview lmao & if this takes me longer than 30 minutes.... imma cry

I REALLY WANNA ASK- IS IT BC UR GERMAN LIKE YOU CAN JUST WRITE OUT THAT LONG ASS WORD???? i mean i can’t write out supercalafrag- anyway, but that word is a bit nonsense, UR WORD IS A REAL WORD DUDE HDJSHS i love how ur like “maybe i mixed up these words” YEA OK.

lol i had to google what are waveformers lol (lol makes a comeback) and they look like curlers that you would sleep in (here we would call them curlers or uhm i forgot uhhhhhhh rollers i think) but ur fine when am i ever making sense?? i think the best part about these is the chaos yet we understand what the other means 😌

H20 H20 H20 OH MY GOODNESS SHE BROUGHT UP H20 OK MY LIFE WAS H20🥲 I HAVE THEIR LOCKET NECKLACE AND (short storytime) when i was younger i thought they were american despite their accents (idk i was dumb) but then i figured they weren’t when lewis went to go study in america HAHAH ALSO FAVORITE COUPLE CLEO AND LEWIS UGH WATCH ME REWATCH THE SHOW NOW THANKS (also i hated elizabeth so much) but anyway back on topic, when lewis went to go study in the US i looked up where the show took place and all that good stuff and i found out they were australian HAHAH and that started my obsession with accents LMAO the uk :’)) (i’m proofreading AND AUSTRALIA IS NOT A PART OF THE UK LMAOO IM SOO DHSJSSHS) also it is now one of my many goals (besides the body roll HAHAH) to go to mako island (that’s what it’s called right??)

about music, i googled stormzy and i might listen to a song of his.. LOL I WANNA GIVE IT A TRY IMMA DO IT FOR YOU NFDVSFSG lmaoo the german rapper had me cackling (autocorrect once again being helpful and said raper and i’m like nOO) i mean we all have that one person. can’t lie, won’t lie. my one (IM SORRY BUT AUTOCORRECT HAD “MY ONE TRUE ACCOMPLISHMENT” SITTING AND READY HDJSJA I DONT EVEN TYPE THAT wHAT) person out of my white soft boy with brown hair and brown eyes type would beeeee pete davidson. love me some petey. i was gonna say rex orange county as well lmao but i don’t really loveeee him i’m just in love with his music... and wanna be friends with him..... so 👉🏾👈🏾 (i never do that fdshsh)

oh my goodness, i love tattoos too- GASP what are you thinking of getting 🥺 i want tattoos too but i’m too indecisive to figure out what to have & where. especially in my family... idk they aren’t frowned upon but my mom’s not applauding the thought lol, if i got one it would have to be meaningful but i am absolutely in love with (for example) ariana grande’s finger tattoos !! they’re so cute and simple :’) i don’t even know if i can get tattoos? my skin is... interesting. not in a bad way!! just like.... idk how to explain it??? keyloids run in the family & i got a piercing once and it got infected soo :/ the doctor also confirmed that if i wanted tattoos they couldn’t be in color so LMAO

ONCE AGAIN THIS WHOLE THING FEELS SO TMI DHSHSSJ IM LIKE OHMIGOSH SHUT UP SHE DOESNT CARE JESJSKS

in regards to you not sleeping, i wanted to mention that dumb bird, what was the reason it was up so early aT 4AM???? SIR WHO YOU CALLING TO??? also it’s 11:30pm and idk why i’m tired???

yeah i was never SUPER into justin so i don’t know exactly what albums you’re talking about lol, i do know yummy though.. but everyone did hahaha also i listen to so much pop 🙈 i mean maybe... idk what would count as pop and what wouldn’t. that new person feeling though.. i get that. it’s like who is this new person..? i kinda feel like that with taylor swift (i was never THAT into her either though so it’s like oh wait i didn’t know you from the beginning instead of hello old friend but you’re different lol)

about the concerts, thanks 🥰🥰 that’s so sweet what you did for your mom too, it’s nice seeing them so happy like 🥲 awh AND GLEE IS AND WAS MY LIFE FOR A V V LONG TIME, i’ve been meaning to rewatch it for the longest time lmaooo but i’m just so lazy and it’s such a commitment... i’ll have to get emotionally involved again and idk if i want that rn. but i have a friend on instagram and she runs a glee fan account and it’s such a big part of her life i really don’t think i could ever be THAT obsessed with something. like another one of my friends loves tom holland so much that she changed her mom’s name in her phone to what tom’s mom’s name is in his phone (that was confusing lol) and obviously i’m not judging them AT ALL, it just couldn’t be me lol

CONCERTS LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN 😩😩 LIKE THE EXPERIENCE AND THE FEELINGGG URGHSJS i wanna see a few people live like ari and chloe x halle and- hmm.... idk who else FJDSJ rex orange county i guess huh anyway, the experience just sounds so amazing and the atmosphere is just ✨✨✨ yeah

aria do it do it do it do it do it- watch hamilton!! but with subtitles bc you won’t catch half of the things they’re saying without them LMAO (me and my family watched it and they all didn’t like it bc they didn’t know what was happening lol) BUT DONT WATCH IT AT 4AM LMAO ITS LITERALLY 3 HOURS LONG

yes!! superior peter fics 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and it just shows how much of an incredible writer AND PERSON you are through your fics that you can turn a blurb into 2k....... like what.

LMAO the annoying thing, sometimes i feel like i’m bothering people (like right now HAHAH) but i think it’s my antisocial side being like yeaa no one wants to talk to you like you wanna talk to them :’) idk it’s strange!! sometimes i get really ✨insecure✨ and overthink everything LOL like is this too long, im talking too much, i’m swearing too much, oh lord i’m a pain, all that good shit lmao so that’s fun:))

ALSO YOUR BLOG IS SO FUN TO ME HAHAK LIKE ITS JUST YOUR OWN AND I LOVE THAT!!! like you talk about everything and anything on here lol,, and i say that bc what you said lmao how if i was someone else i would want to fuck me so bad😭 i honestly don’t understand how i don’t have people lining up though..... but if no one’s gonna tell you... then you tell yourself, period (and sometimes telling yourself is fucking yourself HSHAJKS OK NEXT)

ohmigosh the realization you had that you graduated last year and are going to uni this year🤧 but the fact that you had a teacher who LEFT THE GROUP CHAT bc she was mad at y’all i- 😭 but yeah about your maths (i always wondered why you guys call it maths and the US calls it math. like i know so many people out of the states, not just in the uk that say maths) teacher- i saw this post that said online school is looking a lot like dora the explorer😭😭 “you have any questions?” 🦗 “okay bye then” lmao and please i love when tests have nothing to do with what you studied like ??? thanks? sometimes i get scared that my teacher will somehow find out that i googled everything? or like my answer is too close to the answer sheet or something. i get sooo nervous lol but i’m already past that point of not being able to do anything myself DHJS i mean i’m still learning like i said!! read the question, read the answer. boom. now i know the answer to the question and i learned!

THANKS 🙈🥰🤧 idk how else to explain my feelings LMAO i feel it’s cool that you find my dance lessons and voice lessons cool so thanks :’)

oh god not headache season 😭😭 allergies are the worst like it’s not even funny. is headache season just when the seasons are changing or is it like... all throughout the summer? cuz i love the summer lmaoo i love the winter too but i just love wearing as little clothes as possible LMAO

GIRL IF THAT BIRD DONT STOP CHIRPING- i am 100% convinced that it is the same bird trying to give you headaches and no sleep and it needs to stfu 😤 and pLEASE ur theme is adorable and pretty and cute but also it just feels like you? idk if i’m explaining this right or if it’s bc i’ve been talking to you for a bit but it’s cute but not innocent in a way that i’m surprised that you write smut and- yeah, that didn’t make sense!! but ur new theme is gonna look pretty too and as long as you like it, it’ll be amazing🥰

yessssss the fact that megan is gonna be ur pfp YES JUST YES

edit: ok i just need to 🥺😭 sometimes u make me wanna cry cuz i feel like you’re just a kind person. i truly mean this, the fact that you celebrate yours & others stretch marks makes me so 🥺🥺🥺 i honestly don’t know anyone who has said they want need more stretch marks and it’s just all very lovely to me :’)) OKAY IMMA STOP BEING SAPPY

#yes my fake tags are back #by popular demand #aka me #and look i have actual tags this time! #i’m seriously craving water ice rn....... huh #but it’s past midnight and i fr fr want a snack #aw man #i wrote that last paragraph while doing my tags yes #and i hope you become responsible for that anon’s orgasm #assuming they had one #and i saw your response to the tom thing and yeaa when they only look like that for something and it’s like aw bae be yourself #i’m gonna shut up now and find a snack but goodnight!! morning?? IDK #IF THESE TAGS END UP AS ACTUAL TAGS I AM SO SORRY HAHAHA #alright proofreading done and i’m gonna go eat cereal

okay i‘m on my way to a driving lesson rn and afterwards i have a zoom uni thing, and then another uni thing lmao. but hopefully i can reply to this in between because i‘ve been dying to talk to you since i got this ask dldjds💘💘💘 (i really like this heart. i had a 💖 phase for a while and now it‘s 💘 (seems like a very romantic heart but.... it is what it is idk dkddj)

^okay that was literally all i wrote before my lesson lmfao. just had the worst driving lesson ever dbdvsnylkxsksj i think i‘ve gotten too used to being good at driving and now i‘ve gotten too cocky with it 🥴 anyway i‘ve had such a stressful day and overall week but tbh i‘m already feeling better bc i can (indirectly) talk to you <333

omg i went to chloe or halle (i don‘t remember who out of the two)‘s instagram the other day and found out that they are not twins alejeleksjsksj but yes oh my god their voices are literally angelic and i can‘t wait to see Halle as Ariel (Arielle??)🥰 and omg it‘s literally 2021 and we‘ve only had......... one(?) black Disney Princess like it‘s about fucking time (I might be forgetting someone, I‘m not too familiar with the new Disney films, but as far as I remember there‘s only Tiana right? (who is literally a frog for 3/4 of the film 😭😭) so yes i‘m here for it too😌😌😌 (obviously she‘s not a cartoon like tiana ekdlek but she‘s a disney princess you know what i mean ddkjdh)

pfkejdj i‘m already overwhelmed with my parents i can‘t imagine having siblings too 😭😭 (sometimes i wish i had siblings but then other times (like after reading what you wrote dksjj) i‘m glad that i‘m an only child lmao like your brothers being mean to you and i remember when you cried and he was just like 👁👄👁 ok. like i’m totally okay being an only child sksjsj———and he doesn‘t listen to music 🤧🤧🤧 (although i guess that‘s good for you because at least he can‘t annoy you by listening to loud music that you hate dmdn)

okay okay i might watch wandavision then??? I‘ll definitely let you know!!! and yes omg i‘m loving tfatws (that really is so fucking hard to type omg) but same i totally get what you mean, i‘m not used to watching action series at all and every episode so far has been like a little movie so i‘m glad that i didn‘t wait until it was all out cause there’s no way i could binge watch that lol) and yes last episode was really intense. i‘m glad that marvel are talking about racism because (from what i‘ve seen) they haven‘t been the best in that department, and i‘m really curious to see what they‘ll do in the next episodes (curious isn‘t the right word but excited isn‘t the right wort either, like i‘m excited but in a neutral way ? i‘ll shut up dslsksj i hate that german has so many words that you cant translate because theres a really good german word that describes how i’m feeling but i cant think of a good translation ugh)

okay i absolutely need to watch lion king (and part 2 and 1/ 1/2 dksksj) AND hamilton, i might even do it soon 👀

BURGERS AT THE CINEMA? EBEEISNDBEKSK i‘ll come to the US just to go and watch a movie lmaooo, i think all the popcorn sizes and drinks are bigger as well, i‘ll come and watch chaos walking with you 😌😌 does next week work?

and yeah i‘ve seen posts with specific time stamps and trigger warning for cherry too so if you haven’t looked on tumblr yet i’ve def seen some! (but ive also seen some on twitter and yeah- i mean idk youve probably looked on tumblr but yeah- then there’s also imdb which doesn’t have time stamps i believe but quite specific warnings, mostly without spoilers!)

Tbh i don‘t think i would have even considered watching cherry if tom wasn‘t in it... (i’m personally fine with most of the triggering topics/things like for some reason i’m just stoic when i’m watching the most tragic films ever dldldldlbut the plot just... idk if it‘s for me you know? just entertainment wise?).... and even with tom in it i‘m unsure skeldls, i‘d totally get if you decide not to watch it but let me know if you do i‘d want to hear your thoughts! <3

SKSLSJJ my sims both finally graduated!! i think i played sometime last week, and i literally got the achievement/notification that i‘d been playing with this household for 24hours.... and that was BEFORE they graduated dldjdldkdksjjs

oh no my tumblr broke and three paragraphs of me talking about sims were deleted 😭😭😭

WAIT NO I TOOK SCREENSHOTSSKSK because i couldn’t press save so i knew they might be gone okay okay okay i‘m a genius

*move out

oh no idk if the quality is too bad to read... idk how good your eyes are dkdkdjjd (also sometimes it will be really bad quality for some but not for others so i hope that the you can see the pics in a normal/good quality)

Okay let me continue

OMG THE ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL STUFF IS THE BEST PART ABOUT THE SIMS DIDLDKJIkdkj i kind of miss how in the sims 3 they would be making out basically lying on top of each other if they were on a bed— but in sims 4 when they‘re sitting next to each other and everything that‘s definitely hot too 😌😭 or with hot tubs dkdkdk how one sim climbs on the other sim‘s lap before they woohoo (i used to make them skinny dip in the hot tub and then make out and woohoo so they’re like naked on top of each other even if you can‘t see anything- en e waysss)

Dkdkdkdj so @ Rindfleischet.. blah bla. so it‘s basically just loads of individual words put together/connected and that‘s a really big part of german. so yesterday i had an online Einführungsveranstaltung for uni (like it was a zoom meeting where they just talked about general stuff about the uni and i was really anxious before, idk why, but it turned out absolutely fine so) and that words consists of the two words Einführung (introduction) and Veranstaltung (event) which are also two individual words but you can make a new word (Einführungsveranstaltung, so in english that‘s basically “introduction event“ lmao) by combining those two words. there are obviously some rules like you can‘t just combine random words in a random order but you can basically make infinite words (technically). for example (i feel like i‘m teaching a class just skip this if you don’t care 🙃🙃🙃djdjdkdlns)

for example i could say Einführungsveranstaltungsteilnehmer (which is not underlined with red by tumblr because it is a grammatically correct compound word (i think that‘s what they‘re called?)) which is the words introduction + event + participant, so that word just means “participant of an introductory event“ but instead it‘s one word? i hope that makes sense? dkdkkdksks i mean it makes sense in german but idk if it makes sense to you cause idk if i‘m explaining it very well lmao,

(I just deleted a really really long paragraph that i wrote about gender in the german language and grammar, you‘re welcome slsksksj)

my capacity to think has now been used up for the week 🥴🥴🥴 i absolutely do not blame you if you just skipped over that part or can‘t be bothered to (re)read my awful explanation edkflsksjdjdj (again, i had double the amount of words but i just deleted it dkdkdlslsl but what‘s left lf my german lesson is probably confusing enough already😭i‘m sorry🥴)

so to answer your question LEJDKSKJ: it‘s really common to have long words in german, words that are just word+ word+ word + word made into one long word. obv rindfleischetikettierung..... is a very extreme example and it‘s normally just 2-4 words made into one! So yup i think that comes mostly from german and talking german and growing up here and going to school here and everything dmdfnsksx

i think the best part about these is the chaos yet we understand what the other means 😌— YES. YES. Yes. I love that about us 😌😌🥰🥰/ I love us. Yes.

okay but your friend changing her mom‘s name into tom‘s mum‘s name (was that right? Dkdkdjh)—— so Justin Bieber once posted something where you could see that his Dad‘s number was saved as „Daddy Cakes“ (which, thinking back, sounds very weird ekejjej) and till this day I have my Dad’s contact name as Tata (which is serbian for Dad lmao), “Tata🍰“ in my phone because of it 😭😭😭😭🙃🙃🙃 it‘s not because of justin anymore like i‘ve just gotten used to it by now but at first i did it because of justin lol........ but nowadays i don‘t think i‘m THAT type of fan of anyone- like you know how people have fandom names (Justin‘s fans are the Beliebers, One Direction fans are Directioners (writing that hurt my soul💔💔💔)) and I wouldn‘t consider myself a fan of anyone like that. like even with tom i wouldn‘t call myself........ does tom even have a name for his fans??? Well if he does, I wouldn‘t call myself that. Like i used to be such a hardcore stan for any celebrity that i liked and now it‘s just... okay, i like em. (She says on her blog where she writes fan fiction about Tom Holland — WJDJEJDKELSKSKKSNSNDXB🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃)

Omg rex orange county!!!!!! I don‘t know that many songs like I‘ve only listened to the album pony, but i love it 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

thanks again for what you said about my fics/writing I‘m🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Pete Davidson I‘m-🥰🥰🥰🥰 and I can‘t explain why. But as blissfulparker said the other day (i don‘t want to tag her and make her read through all of this lolll) “I like my men when they look like they are on the brink of death 😍“ (or something along the lines of that) eskkejs okay pete isn‘t that bad, he looks quite good on some days but other days you‘re like... is this man alive? Like i don‘t want to be mean I love Pete so much The King of Staten Island is literally my favourite film ever (although it‘s not my #1 because of how he looks, but i mean he does look good) VUT ALSO

(Okay i was gonna look for a terrible picture of him but he really doesn‘t look as bad as people say??? like. i think he‘s hot. can‘t necessarily explain why. so that‘s that on that.)

i‘m not going chronologically right now (i just keep scrolling up to your ask and replying to whatever i see first sksksksh) so i might miss a thing or two that you said

Okay Stormzy, you really really don‘t have to dkdkdjd like i think you said you don‘t really listen to rap, and uk rap is a whole nother thing from us rap because of the accent i feel like??? (That sentence did not make sense) BUT if you‘re looking for a few songs that aren‘t like RAP rap, then I‘d recommend One Second (feat HER), Superheroes, Own it (which you might know?), ummm maybe the song Lessons?, he has a ton of Lion King references by the way dkdjdj for example in Rachael‘s Little Brother but that‘s like more RAP again if you know what I mean?😭 and it‘s also like 5 Minutes long and tbh i only started liking that song a year after that album came out lmao but Rachael‘s Little Brother is possibly my fav Stormzy song, then there is Shut Up which you absolutely need to listen to just for fun dldjdjd like it‘s just pure fun and also a little funny lmao, especially if you‘re not British (i imagine so at least) cause he‘s like shuTTTT up idk dldkdjdldkjdhdhfjfbfldlsksksks

Vossi Bop is one of his classics, and then maybeee - ok so there‘s Blinded By Your Grace Pt. 2 lmaoobdjsj it‘s very (Christian/) religious but i like it a lot even though i‘m not really Christian (at least not practicing or anything) so idk about your views on religion but i do like the song a lot just by like the sound lmao

Okay so again you absolutely DO NOT have to listen to any, especially not for me dlskdj but I really do recommend the songs Superheroes, One Second and Rachael‘s Little Brother (and all the other ones i mentioned but if you don‘t listen to a lot of his songs you should at least give these three a try <3333) also let me know some of your songs? 🥺 like i dont care who they‘re by but i‘d love to listen to some that you like and Recommend 🥰🥰🥰

Okay so skdjdjdjddhhddhdhjsk... I used to watch all of my series in German (like H2O) bc obviously they were on german tv so they were german- and i knew that most of these actors i saw on tv were american and i was always SO fascinated that they all learned german for this show??? Like I actually thought they were the people‘s real voices and that these English and American actors were learning german so they could re-record the whole ass show and do everything in german dkdkdldjdjjd... i swear I thought that until I was like 14 omg. And then the first time that I watched H2O in the original version i was sooo confused about their accents because to me all actors who spoke english were American?? I mean MOST of those shows are American so I wasn‘t completely off but yeah i was definitely caught off guard when I heard all of their Australian accents for the first time 💀💀😭😭😭

@ math vs maths, math actually makes more sense in my opinion. like you have the word mathematics, then the abbreviation would obviously be math... why would English people randomly add the s from the end??? Or maybe it makes more sense after all because it‘s like plural??? Now I‘m unsure dkdkdkdj but i do say maths because that‘s how i was taught to say it and i hear the word maths more than math but yeah dldkdjs i think math might even make more sense (okay i just tried saying math and maths is easier to pronounce but again tjat might just be me, oh god i‘ll stop talking about that disgusting thing (mathematics).)

not the crickets and dora LMAOOOSNSNSMDNBS yeah that teacher was... a lot. a lot a lot a lot didjjd but she kinda liked me so she always gave me good grades/marks but the people she didn‘t like..... ooft. OOF.

Fksksjsj idek about headache season like i just know that i get headaches from the sun and i‘m allergic to only one.. type of...pollen??? (I don’t understand the science of that whole pollen thing and idek if it’s called pollen in english i just know sex pollen from fan fics😔)and yeah we have this weird wind that makes a lot of people get headaches yeahd dkdkdj. i loved the i just love wearing as little clothes as possible LMAO lllioool i love that i really do. i always struggle so much in the summer cause i never have anything to wear. i feel like i buy so many new summer clothes every year but when i end up looking for an outfit i don‘t ever find anything 😭 (so i just go naked— lmao jk jk) but i‘m generally not the biggest fan of summer so-

OMG THIS FUCKING BIRD ISTG, okay the first time i heard it i went to sleep at like 5 am, so the next day i was like let me go to bed earlier so the bird doesn‘t keep me up, so i went to bed at 4 am (🥲) and THE BIRD JUST STARTED FUCKING CHIRPING SO LOUDLY, so the next day i went to bed at 3 am AND IT FUCKING STARTED AT 3 AM and it‘s still there 😁 every. night.

and since you said you‘ve gotten used to my theme and everything (idk where this transition came from😭) so tomorrow (2nd april) we have our... wait what‘s an anniversary but for a month.? I think month is like mensus in latin OK NO THATS DEF WRONG DKDKDJ wait

So Tomorrow is our... mensiversary💘💘💘💘💘💘 or at least from the first time you sent an ask. i couldn‘t find it on my tumblr anymore because tumblr is a bit of a bitch but i remember the first thing you ever sent (in an ask) was something lovely about my writing and i always take screenshots of stuff like that, and i found it in my gallery. and i took that screenshot of your ask on the 2nd of march so i‘m assuming that‘s when you sent it 🥰🥰 i feel like i‘ve known you for a week not a month like how is it a month already????? (i mean this in a good way lmao but i really can’t believe that its been a month wtf)

omg no you make me want to cry because i just love you so much 😭😭🥺 but about the stretch mark thing it‘s just.. it‘s not even me trying to empower other women (or anyone else who has stretch marks) to shake off these dumb insecurities that the patriarchy and capitalism have instilled in us— ok no it‘s definitely that too lmao. But i mean I‘ve always loved stretch marks, i‘ve just always loved loved loved them so much so it makes me genuinely sad that people don‘t like them. so yeah. i dont really know how to explain it lol, like i‘m not (only) hoping that people realise that hating your stretch marks is giving the men and the patriarchy what they want per se- (that made no sense) it‘s just because i love stretch marks and think they‘re beautiful and also sexy. idk dldkdjls and omg the fact that you called me kind 🥺🥺🥺 like i don‘t really have a goal in life or anything, but if i had to choose a ‘goal‘ in life it would just be to be kind. (i‘ll end this here otherwise i‘m gonna talk about being kind for 30 more lines—)

And please. Do not ever feel like you‘re annoying me or sending too much. never ever ever. I get so happy when i see that you‘ve sent me an ask. No matter if it‘s a long one like this or just a short one where you‘re saying something about a post that i reblogged or something. I love hearing from/about you and talking to you 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

P.S: i‘m so sorry for the tags you‘re about to read they make even less sense than this post, also i reached the tag limit dkdkdj but i said some butterfly tattoos look tacky... and the next thing i said was since we‘re already speaking about Ariana- I DID NOT MEAN THAT SHE WAS TACKY dldkdjsj, i meant since you already mentioned some of her tattoos lmao

#lovely anon #<3 #ALSO I LOVE YOUR TAGS SM DKDJDKDL #i definitely (accidentally) didn‘t say something about every single thing you said #but this is so long already and i don‘t want to force you to read even more of my shite dldkdjsj #(i dont day shite i say shit but sometimes shite sound funnier)#*say #omg its too mate to speak english what i meant was i‘m sire i forgot to adress some of the things you said but i tried my best iwjwskb #omg adress (address? lmao) sounds so negative i mean i‘m sure i forgot to reply to some things- also *late not mate loool #omg ignore my whole german lesson i cant believe i actually wrote all of that wtf #but it took me like 20 minutes so i don‘t want to delete it 😭#and omg i hope you got to re do everything that your sims game didnt save and that it all worked out the same #😭#I NEARLY DELETED THIS ASK WITJ MY ANSWER OH MYFUCKING GOD MY FUCKING HEART #also i realised i didnt say anything at all about uni but i dont have any news like that Einführungsveranstaltung (😭) I went to was literall #just about schedules and credits and boring stuff mostly lmao #oh and tattoos!!!! it sucks that you might not be able to get the ones that you want/get any :((((( but hopefully you can at least get some #that arent in colour? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼#so my parents aren‘t that supportive either like they most definitely wouldnt pay for it (even though they pay for a lot of my stuff lmao)#but i think in the end they know that i‘m old enough and they can‘t stop me and they‘d accept it one day so they‘re definitely not THAT bad #maybe your parents will change their mind over time? :(#or maybe youll just get one one day and ig theyll have to get used to it lol #so i want a butterfly (thats the only thing that i‘m sure about) and there are a lot of butterfly tattoos that look really tacky #but speaking of her i actually really like ariana‘s butterfly! but idk if i want that much shading- i have a whole album with like 35 photos #of just butterfly tattoos lol- i‘ll stop here tho. ldkdkd #omg im rereading this all and it‘s so messy good luck dkdkkddl #my tags got messed up and idk how to fix it #wait did i reach the tag limit and you cant even see half of these? 😭😭😭#i‘m so confused about these tags why are they not in the correct order? 😭😭😭 ily snd i‘m so sorry for dropping this post on you none of it #none of it makes sense.

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the-fiction-witch · 4 years

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Miss Y/L/N P1

REAL LIFE

COUPLE TBS X READER

RATING SMUTT

I yawned as I woke myself up moments before my alarm, I groaned turning over to get a little more sleep but I heard my phone going off to I grabbed it from my side table rubbing my eyes as I read

Emily y/l/n:

Morning Thomas X

My mum said she'll drive us to class today,

I'll come get you once I'm dressed ;)

I sighed putting my phone down, In some ways I kinda hated Emily, I've known her forever as she was the same age as me and she lives nextdoor but I don't know she's kinda clingy, and I know she likes me, I'm not that stupid it's obvious but I really don't like her and I don't want to hurt her feelings. I yawned getting out of bed and getting dressed and opening my curtians as I did I saw the window of nextdoor that I look into and my heart was a flutter as well as... somewhere else of me as I saw miss y/l/n Emily's mother stood in her bedroom with her curtians open standing by her bed looking at herself in the mirror in her little green bra and underwear with soft intricate lace covering anything important her breasts so perfect, bouncy, squishy everything I had been promised from years of porn. Her arse just as perfect the panties risen up at the back leaving little to my horny imagination, as she brushed her hair and picked out her dress for the day

"Ummm I'd give anything to get my hands on you" I groan

"What?" I heard a voice laugh at my door so I shut my curtians and turned seeing my sister Ava "whacha looking at Thomas?"

"Uhhhhhhh birds" I answered

"Then why do you have a Bonner?" She asks

"I don't have a Bonner" I lied as I knew I did slightly covering the obvious buldge in my jeans

"Liar" she laughs "tell me, else I'm telling mum it was you who broke the dinning room I window last time she went on holiday" she warns

"You won't tell mum what I was doing of I tell you?" I asked and she nods "or dad?" And she nods "okay... I may have been spying on the neighbors" I answered

"Ooooohhh what peeking in Emily's window Thomas?" She laughs

"No" I sighed

"Then what?" She laughs

"I maybe have been... Looking in the other nextdoor window" I answered trying to avoid her eyes

"What at Mrs Avocet?" She laughs

"Miss y/l/n, she doesn't like being called that anymore" I correct

'how do you know?" She laughs

"She drives me to college" I shrug

"Whatever, enjoy your crush on your girlfriends mum" she laughs running off to her room so I sighed looking out my window again but she was gone and not a minute later I heard the door and my mum talking downstairs so I got sorted as my door opened again

"Hi Thomas" Emily smiled leaning on my door

"Hi Emily" I sighed getting my stuff

"You okay?" She asks and I saw her looking at my jeans clearly checking me out a little

"Fine Emily, tried that's all" I told her getting my jacket

"Well... If you want we could just uhh have a little nap before classes? And then we could walk to class together" she suggested

"No, I'll be fine" I lied going downstairs with her and out the house across to her house where her mum stood loading the car in a little purple and blue dress

"Morning Thomas" she smiled to me

"Morning miss y/l/n" I blushed trying not to look even if that dress was making me think things

"Awww, how many times have I told you to call me y/n?" She laughs tapping my nose

"Probably a million times" I laughed "sorry, my head's kinda fried... Guess I'm just tried"

"Aww you poor thing" she smiled "here I won't tell" she smiled handing me her travel cup it was warm and I could tell by the smell it has coffee in "go on, our little secret" she winked so I had a few sips and it did help me feel better I gave her it back as we dumped our stuff in "So Thomas you want shot gun today?" She asked

"Yeah" I nodded a little overexcited

"Oohh but Thomas I thought we where gonna sit together" Emily whined grabbing my arm trying to pull me to sit in the back with her do I sighed and got in the back with her as y/n got in the front and began to drive I did my best to keep my distance from Emily but she was persistent "why don't we play a game?" She smiled

"What sort of game?" Y/n asked

"I think we should play truth" Emily giggled "I'll go first... Uhhh Thomas do you have a crush on someone?" She smiled innocently at me

"Not really" I blushed unable to stop looking in the mirror to see y/n "I guess my turn next... What uhh ever happened with me Avocet?" I asked

"Ughh" Emily complained

"Sometimes... You just kinda know when's someone's not really right for you" y/n answered looking at me in her mirror and smiling I smiled back knowing what she was really talking about as we arrived at college so I thanked her for the lift and happily ran off to class away from Emily.

I sat on my windowsill reading my text book for class fiddling with my pen in my hand happy to have some peace and quiet for a while, Emily was out with her freinds camping for the weekend and Ava was off out with her boyfriend so I had a little quiet time to myself I kept an eye on nextdoor just because y/n was home alone and all just keeping an eye to make sure she's okay and all I sat doing some questions for a while till now looked up and saw y/n sat in her end with her own little book she must have wanted some time to herself to I smiled looking at her as she puts her book down and I noticed he grabbing something out her bottom draw I was a little confused but I heard her little moans I instantly knew I was hard watching her moving her hands under the covers and listening to her beautiful moans and I put my books away and slipped my hands under my sweatpants and started stroking my rock hard cock listening to her I knew I wouldn't last long but I knew she wouldn't be long either I heard her scream and I rocketed into my orgasum at the same time she did, I smirked leaning on my windowsill smiling widely I looked up again and saw y/n coming and sitting at her window with some wine pulling her nightie up a little more as she saw me and I smiled at her and she smiled to me too giving me a little wave so I waved back too.

I sat on emilys bed as she had invited me over and I couldn't really get out of it so I just sat on her bed with her pillows and plushies watching her as she plaid some old game she had lying around I know she was trying to be suggestive in a little skirt and a low cut top but she just wasn't doing anything for me, she's attractive sure just... Not doing anything for me personally I yawned a little bored looking out her door where the only other light was coming in as she had shut her curtians I looked out the slightly open door and I noticed something a noise, a gentle humming I looked a little closer and noticed I looked right into there bathroom and there stood y/n dripping wet from her shower wrapped in a towel drying her hair with another towel as she hums, I couldn't help looking at every inch of her dripping body biting my mouth a little desperate to see more but the door closed at Emily stood looking at me giggling "what?" I asked a little confused

"If you wanted me to stop playing you just had to ask you didn't need to... Start pressing against me Thomas" she giggled I was very confused but I realized what she was talking about when I noticed I was rock hard she smiled nuzzling close to me trying to get me to kiss her I really didn't want to but she knew I was hard it's not like I could tell her I got a bonner for her mum

"Look Emily... Your a really nice girl I just I'm not really ready to do that kinda stuff or for a relationship I'm sorry about this it's not under my control" I explain even if I was completely lieing to her but I can't really tell her the truth 'yeah I don't find you attractive at all, I don't like you in that kinda way I do however find your mum increadly attractive and my erect cock is actually for your mum' it's not like I can say that

"Oohh.. I see, but maybe soon you might be ready?" She smiled

"Maybe" I lied

I sat in the back of y/n's car as she took back home from class and I sat trying to think of anything else but y/n's skirt till we stopped

"Right I need to grab some stuff I'll be back in a sec" y/n smiled

"Did you want a hand?" I asked not really wanting to be alone in a car with Emily

"Sure if you want Thomas" she smiled

"No I think we'll stay here mum" emily smiled holding my arm y/n left going into the store I sighed wanting not to be here with her looking out the window at the car park till I felt a kiss on my cheek

"Emily I told you" I began

"I know... Come on Just a few kisses" she giggled grabbing my neck and kissing me

"Emily! No!" I argued

"Please" she begs continuing to kiss me I didn't want to kiss her but I couldn't get away from her all I could think about was y/n imagining she was her "umm I could kiss you forever" she smirked kissing down my neck

"Umm less talking, just kiss" I told her pulling her back to kissing her

"Ooohh Thomas" she smirked

"Uuumm..... Y/n" I moaned pulling her closer

"What?" She asks pulling away

"What?" I asked

"What did you say?" She asks

"Nothing..." I lied "nothing I uhh I didn't say anything"

"Okay" she smiled going to go back to kissing me

"Hey kids" y/n smiled as she got back and Emily moved away again I didn't really like kissing her but I could imagine y/n.

I smiled sitting on my windowsill listening to my music

"Stacy's mom has got it going on,

She's all I want and I've waited for so long"

I smiled humming along a little as I worked

"Stacy can't you see that your not the girl for me,I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

I smirked almost dancing to the music I looked up and saw y/n stood in her little lingurie

I almost had a heart Attack seeing her in her beautiful black corset, tight black bra, beautiful stockings and adorable heels -

Next thing I knew I was in tones of pain and I was lieing on the grass

"Oh my god Thomas are you alright?" Y/n asks as she sat beside me in her silky dressing gown holding me tightly I almost came feeling her against me

"Uuuuhhh yeah" I nodded "I'm fine"

"You sure you fell out the window" she says helping me up a little but I was in alot of pain almost screaming she eventually got me up and took me up to her bedroom laying me on her bed and giving me cushions and blankets while she made me some soup

"You really don't need to take care of me miss y/l/n" I smiled as she delivered the soup

"Well your mother's gone, so's your sister, and Emily is out with her freinds, someone needs to take care of you Thomas" she smiled "and its y/n" she says

"Sorry" I blushed "thank you for looking after me"

"Your welcome" she smiled giving my head a kiss and sitting next to me "would a cuddle make you feel better?" She asks and I nodded "okay, come on" she says wrapping her arm around me and letting me rest my head on her shoulder I nuzzled closer enjoying having my skin against hers as she pet my hair softly "humm your very cuddly Thomas" she laughs "I best not tell Emily you where so cuddly she'll get jealous"

"You know I don't like her don't you?"

"I know," she said sadly

"Sorry I know she's your daughter" I told her

"It's okay, you just know if someone's not right for you"

"Yeah" I smiled "I'd rather you look after me then Emily" I told her

"That's sweet of you" she smiled giving my head a kiss I couldn't help moving closer and kissing her sweet lips they where amazing I never wanted to stop kissing her our kiss slowly turning to making out both of us getting a little handsy with each other till she pulled away

"what's the matter?" I asked her

"Nothing" she smirked pulling me closer and undoing my shirt as I pushed off her dressing gown...

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letsbenditlikebennett · 4 years

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Forest Batman|| Ariana & Sammy

While on a night time run through the woods, Ariana runs into one of Lydia’s humans. @inspirationdivine

Sammy was buzzing. Not too much! Because it would wake Lydia, if he felt anything too much (his chest already ached, but that was normal. Everyone told him he’d learn to ignore it. He didn’t want to learn to ignore it). It had been forever since he’d been in the woods, not since his family had dragged him in on the easier hunts they used to do. But this? This was so rad. Sammy’s joy bubbled out of him into a wordless yell into the dark. Sure, he wished he had his cellphone, or a flashlight, or, uh, anything, because it was dark as fuck out and - well, he suddenly wasn’t too sure he knew where he was. Shit. He was like sleeping beauty - had to get back before midnight or he’d turn into a pumpkin. Or, well, before six am. Shit. Sammy turned around, humming idly, before deciding it was probably that way, and walking very surely that way, whatever that way was.

Some nights, Ariana couldn’t fall asleep if her life depended on it. The full moon was any day now and she was already itching to be running through the woods. She found herself sitting up in bed and glancing out the window. She looked over at her clock, it was only 9:00 PM. Celeste wouldn’t be home from work until at least midnight. A quick late night jog would be totally harmless. She threw on a pair of running shorts and shoes, being sure to grab her running belt along with a knife Celeste had given her a few years back. She probably wouldn’t need it, but better safe than sorry. She took off toward the wood near their home. Weaving in and out of shadowed trees, she fell into a rhythm, listening for any sound around her. The perks of enhanced senses made it harder for people to sneak up on you. Not far off, she heard a soft hum that was distinguishably human. Curious, she followed the sound. She saw him from afar first. He had dark hair and looked not much older than her. She could smell him and he smelled human. He looked way too lost to be a hunter so she had to wonder what he was doing in the woods in the middle of the night. “Hey!” she said as she approached as to not startle him, “Are you lost or something?”

“Woah!” Sammy yelled, because despite having been raised by hunters, he startled as easy as pigeons in the park, even when she wasn’t trying to scare him. In fact, he startled so hard he tripped right over a fallen tree branch, barely caught himself on the trunk and then righted himself all in a heartbeat. “You, uh, you didn’t see that, did you?” He laughed nervously, “It’s been a while since I was in the woods. Like, a tiny bit lost, but I’m just enjoying the uh, ambiance? What about you?” He squinted through the dark. All Annie’s poems were wrong - moonlight was not enough to see in the forest. “How come you’re, uh, out so late?”

“Sorry,” Ariana said, realizing she had still startled him despite her best attempts to avoid doing just that. She did her best to keep the smirk on her face from turning into a soft laugh over his run in with the tree branch. “I did, but don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.” She raised a brow to him as he asked what she was doing out so late as if he wasn’t also wandering around the woods, clearly lost, in the middle of the night. “I could ask you the same thing,” she responded in a tone that did its best to convey she was joking. “But I was just out for a run. Couldn’t sleep. I know my way around the woods pretty well if you need some direction.”

Sammy stared at her for a moment, then a laugh burst from his lips, like a surprise to him. Anneliese didn’t really joke, as sweet as she was. Chloe’s jokes were sour and bitter. “Thanks. Appreciate it. And, well, I couldn’t tell you even if you did ask, so,” Sammy drifted off with an awkward chuckled, shoving his hands deep in his pockets. He looked down at his jeans, probably covered in dirt, but that was fine. Totally fine. Probably. Lydia didn’t need to know. He looked her over, as best he could in the dark. “Yeah? Well, I uh,” Sammy paused, looking around, and realised he… didn’t know where they were. Not in terms of the woods, but the name of the town Lydia had moved them all too. Well, they were in Maine, but as Sam rubbed the back of his head, he realised he wasn’t gonna be able to hide that one. “Uh, yeah, if you could point me in the general direction of the town center, maybe? Thanks dude.” He fell in step with her easily. “So how long do you have to live here to know the woods well enough to go running in them at night?”

Ariana tilted her head and watched him carefully as he spoke. Something was off, but she couldn’t quite put a finger on it. She wondered why he couldn’t tell her what he was doing out so late. He didn’t seem comfortable enough in the wood to be a threat and seemed nervous. With the full moon only a few nights out, she’d take her chances. If he did try anything, she could hold her own. “Right, well, I wouldn’t recommend exploring the woods in White Crest at night in general, especially if you don’t know your way.” She paused, “Is everything good though? You seem a little uneasy.” A puzzled look crossed her face as he said he wanted to go to the town center. That was a bit of a ways out, especially to walk. Did he have even the slightest clue of where he was? Uneasiness washed over her and she couldn’t place why. Was this guy in danger or something? She shook it off and put on her best reassuring face, though she doubted he could see her as well as she could see him. “Well, we’re in the outskirts, so the town’s a bit of a way out. I don’t mind walking it, but I could request an Uber or something.” She extended a hand to him and offered a warm smile, “Also, I’m Ariana. I’ve only lived here a few months, but I spend a lot of time out here. My sister and I live not too far away.”

“White Crest? Right! Yeah I’ve heard that. All kinds of scary things in here that could kill us. Like moving trees and ghosts and vampires and stuff” You wouldn’t get five miles, Lydia had warned Sammy when they’d gotten here. “So I’m guessing you’re some kinda badass to brave it. Me, I’m kinda a wet noodle.” Sammy replied, just a little too excited to be talking to someone different after the last several months. Even still, her gentle question caught her off guard. He opened his mouth to lie, but couldn’t. He had promised never to reveal anything about Lydia’s household, himself included, but he’d also promised never to lie. So, uh, what exactly was he supposed to say now? DIdn’t think of that, did you, he thought aggressively at Lydia’s general directions. “Uhhhhhhh, well, the being lost thing? Not so great. I was kinda freaking out that I’d get lost and keep walking until suddenly I was in New Hampshire. Or, you know, meet a ghost. Also bad.” Sammy rubbed his face. Please stop talking, he begged of himself. “Ariana, nice to meet you. That’s cool, especially living with your sister. I-” loved living with my big brother. “I’d like to walk, if that’s alright. Enjoying the fresh air, to be honest. But I get it if you don’t want to walk with me. It’s just cool to talk to someone.”

“Well, yeah, actually,” Ariana answered, surprised he was being so candid with that. Unless of course he was joking which would be another thing entirely. It seemed like he had meant it, even calling her a badass which brought a smile to her face. “I may be a little bit badass. Count yourself lucky you came across me and not a vampire or something crazy.” He seemed eager to be talking to her and she was enjoying his company, but this whole thing was pretty odd. Part of her felt worried for him, but for now, she’d help him find his way and try to figure out what was going on with him. She made a conscious effort to remain calm though. Whatever was going on with this guy, she wanted him to feel secure that she could help. Walking to town was no problem though she was sure Celeste would beat her home. She’d have to mentally prepare herself for that lecture. “I’ll walk with you. It’s a beautiful night and I was enjoying it. Having someone to talk with always makes it better. Do I get to know your name?”

“As long as they didn’t try to eat me, I wouldn’t even have minded the vampire,” Sammy replied honestly. His family hadn’t been those kinds of hunters - in fact, they still weren’t. Still, present tense, good hunters and good people. When she offered to walk with him, he perked up, his eyes lighting up with a new grin. “Awesome! Great. Cool, I’m-” Sammy stuttered, frowned, and tried again, “My name’s-... Fuck, man. I’m sorry, Ariana, this is gonna happen a lot. “ He waved his hands helplessly, but his smile was still friendly, if sheepish. “Guess that means you get to pick what you call me. Just make it something cool. I’m not a Bertie, I can tell you that.” Eager to move on with the conversation, because of the great many things he couldn’t tell her, Sammy turned the conversation elsewhere. “So does badass run in the family or is your sister the stay at home with a hot drink type?”

“Spoiler alert, the vampire probably would’ve tried to eat you, but it’s okay. Werewolves are cooler anyway,” Ariana said with a wink. If anything, she could play it off if need be, but it didn’t seem like he was too fazed by supernatural beings except for the fact something wasn’t right. He’d try to answer her questions, but it looked like something was keeping him from answering. Was he under some sort of spell? She felt a knot of worry in her stomach, but all she could do in this moment was be good company and do some research later. “Hey, it’s okay. I get if there’s something keeping you from answering that.” She looked back to him, deciding what she would call him. Something cool, but not like biker gang cool. Her face lit up when she thought of it and gave him a crooked grin as she said, “I’ll call you Ace if that works for you.” A small laugh escaped her lips at his question, “Celeste is a little bit of both. She’s a badass when it comes to being a protective sister, but she’s also better at the whole relaxing thing than I am. Do you also take a lot of late night walks?”

“Hey, I’ve met a whole two vampires who didn’t want to eat me!” Sammy replied with a smile, “But hey, I get it if you’re team Jacob. Werewolves are cooler.” He teased. There was something freeing about that small statement too. Here was a secret he could share, that somehow wasn’t entangled in the promises he’d given Lydia. He looked at her appreciatively, not quite able to muster a smile at her understanding. Even when she named him, a small lump formed in his throat before he managed a big grin. “I gotta confess, that’s way cooler than my real name. Yeah, I’ll take it. Ace.” He listened to her describing her sister. “Oh yeah? That’s great, that’s she’s there for you. I’m also bad at the whole relaxing thing. But uh, no. This is my first in a long time. It’s nice seeing the, uh, stars, getting the fresh air, all that.”

Ariana couldn’t help but laugh at his statement about vampires. She’d personally never met one, but from what she heard, that was probably a good thing. Who knew? Maybe they got a bad rap like werewolves did. She supposed she’d figure that out. Jokingly, she said, “Wasn’t quite going for the Twilight vibes, but at least you know the universal truth that werewolves are cooler than vampires.” She was happy the name went over well and returned his smile letting out a small chuckle, “I’m glad you approve. You look like an Ace.” Even though she was worried about her new friend, Ariana was happy she stumbled upon him. This was much more fun than a run alone. They were at a comfortable pace and she found Ace easy to talk to. “Yeah, not sure where I’d be without her. Probably a trophy on some hunter’s wall,” she said with a shrug and added, “I agree with you. I love the night sky and smells of the forest. Makes you feel more connected with the world.” She decided to take another go at a question, hoping it was vague enough that maybe she could get a clear answer, “So have you been to White Crest before or are you just visiting?”

“And way cooler than fair- ow - fae!” Sammy crowed, nudging her with his elbow. “Yeah, connected.” Lydia’s home was a box, disconnected from everything. She brought in clay and tools for him, and rarely she had visitors, but otherwise, it was completely separate from this. This, with the soil beneath his shoes and the trees around his head, talking to a sweet stranger, was the most connected he’d felt in month. But already, his heart ached for the security of that self same box. “I mean, these woods are amazing. I just wish I could see them in the day time.” They walked for a moment, before Sammy replied to her next question. “I, uh, guess I live in the area.” He told her honestly, rolling his shoulders. “Wait…” He paused, as something she said stuck in his mind, turning to look at her with wide eyes. “Are you a werewolf?” He could practically feel the gears of his brain grind to a fault.

The “ow” that came from him mid sentence left Ariana a little puzzled, but she laughed along as he nudged her with his elbow. This whole situation was a little weird, but she found it kind of nice. She noted she’d definitely be investigating his situation more later. It seemed he couldn’t really answer her questions and she was curious to say the least. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but they never covered if that same principal applied to wolves. “I don’t know, having wings doesn’t seem awful,” she joked. It was nice to see Ace shared her love of the woods. Some people just didn’t appreciate the joys of nature and preferred the glow of their cell phone screens to the glow of the moon. At his mention of day time, she said, “If you ever wanted to go for a daytime hike, I could lead the way.” It was hard not to laugh as realization hit Ace as to what she was. She hinted at it a few times, but her statement about being a trophy must have clicked. She reassured, “I am, but don’t worry. I don’t bite. I was born a werewolf so I’ve got the whole control thing down. Unless you put cookies in front of me. Then self control goes out the window.” They were closing in on the town and she wondered where they should head to. “Was there anything in particular you were hoping to find in town?”

“Yeah, I’ll give them that. Wings are cool.” Sammy agreed, but wasn’t keen to discuss it much further than that. In part because he was sure he’d hit a wall of promises in that direction too. But at Ariana’s offer, he gave her a wide, sad smile. “Yeah, maybe, sometime.” Sneaking out at night, was one thing. Day time? As if. He didn’t even know if they’d do this again. If Lydia changed their promises slightly, or if one of them got caught by her, or if Lydia found the tunnel by chance… Sammy shook the thoughts away. He was just enjoying Ariana’s company for now. “Wait, wait, wait, you can’t just be calvalier about that! You’re a werewolf! I’ve never even met a werewolf! Is Celeste a werewolf? Dude, this is so cool. Also it’s kinda super ironic, but I can’t tell you why it’s ironic. But dude! What’s it like? We’re near the full moon, right? Are you like teen wolf or just straight up wolf? Am I asking too many questions?” Sammy gasped for air, looking around. A line of houses silhouetted the night sky. “Uh, I don’t want to head anywhere in particular yet. Where in town do you like to go at night? Without, uh too many people. It’s just nice talking to you. Badass werewolf.” He winked.

It wasn’t a resounding yes, but his smile indicated that maybe one day they’d get a day time hike in the woods. It was a thought that made Ariana happy. Her grin only widened at Ace’s reaction to her confirmation of being a werewolf. He seemed to take it pretty well which made her wonder how he knew about all this stuff anyway. She shrugged and said, “You seemed pretty in the know about other species, so I figured it wasn’t too big of a deal. Well, now you have met a werewolf.” She paused slightly thinking of the question regarding Celeste. It was an out of the ordinary situation, but she couldn’t help think Ace would understand. Her face was a little more serious as she looked down slightly. “Celeste isn’t a werewolf actually. It’s a weird situation, but Celeste is a hunter. She was supposed to kill me when the other hunters killed my parents, but opted to rescue and raise me instead. We’ve moved around a lot to keep her family from tracking us.” Her laugh returned before answering the teen wolf question. “It’s kind of an in between I guess? We definitely don’t look like your standard forest wolves, but definitely look more wolf than human during the full moon. Her cheeks took a slightly pinkish hue at the mention of being a badass werewolf. “It’s nice talking to you, too,” she paused briefly, “Oh, I know just the place! I hope you like sweets.”

“I, uh, yeah. I’ve always known. Not much, but, uh, known,” Sammy replied, shocked that he could say that much. It didn’t reveal who he was, though, did it. “Now I’ve met a werewolf! Do you think there’s a magic bingo if I meet all- all the supernatural species?” He teased, but quickly sombered up as she explained about Celeste, nodding. It was kinda like the mirror of him, he thought. Except Lydia had abducted him, and they’d moved here to escape his family. Not that he was sure he’d leave if he family had shown up at this point. “Shit. Not Celeste, I mean, she sounds dope, but the rest of it. I’m sorry, Ariana.” Thankfully, she brightened up quickly, and he followed her cue. “Hell yeah, I love sweets. Lead the way.” Lydia was asleep. Lydia was asleep. This was fine. Besides, she never gave them anything sweet. No one would recognise him, and she wouldn’t know when he returned. “So are you, uh, working? In school? Or are you like, nearly full time wolf?”

“Magic bingo, that actually sounds kinda fun. We may have to patent that one.” Ariana responded with a laugh, “Glad I could help you get a square on your bingo card.” As an afterthought, she realized that may encourage others to go poking around where they shouldn’t. Probably for the better it wasn’t a real game. She could see Ace get a bit more serious with the explanation of her and Celeste. It was something she was starting to get used to as she met more people she could actually tell. It wasn’t far off from the looks she’d gotten when mentioning her parents had been dead in the past. It sucked, but the truth was she could barely remember life before Celeste. Only bits and pieces of those memories remained which she had to believe made it easier. “Thanks,” she said shoving her hands into the pockets of the light jacket she’d been wearing for her run, “Yeah, Celeste is great. A little protective, but she’s a good sister.” She realized she mentioned sweets which meant Al’s Diner. Crap. She looked at her watch and let out a sigh of relief. Celeste would have been off for at least an hour now. Which probably meant her phone was getting blown up with questions of where she was. She’d deal with that problem later. “The diner around the block from here has some really good milkshakes. There’s a raspberry lemon one that’s my personal fave.” He seemed a little on edge, too. Maybe he wasn’t supposed to be out either which made her curious about his situation. “I guess the wolf is a full time thing, but I do work and go to school. I’m graduating high school in a couple of months and am starting an apprenticeship at Trusty Wood. So if you need anything repaired, I’m your girl. What about you? Do you work or go to school or is being the mysterious guy in the woods your full-time gig?”

“Raspberry lemon? Dude, that sounds so good.” Sammy paused, looking at her sheepishly. “Uh, except, I- well, I don’t have any cash on me. So maybe next time. Or, like, I could pay you back.” He shoved his hands in his pockets, looking down at the toes of his sneakers. “High school, huh? That’s sick, I’ll keep you in mind if anything ever breaks. Nah, I’m just starting out on the whole mysterious guy in the woods business. But what do you think? Have I got what it takes to go pro?” He rubbed the back of his hair, trying to work out if that was a question he could answer with anything sembling reality. It was fine, all he had to do was say something that didn’t reveal any about who he was, who Lydia was, and wasn’t a lie. Totally doable, he’d got this. “Uhhhhh. No school for me. I, uh you know the movie Ghost? If you think about the woman, and what she does with the clay and the pottery! Except, no ghosts. Not that I know of, anyway.”

“It really is. I end up getting one every time I come here,” Ariana said as she pointed to the diner. She gave Ace a simple nod. “Of course. I don’t mind. We can even grab some burgers to go with them. Give us some fuel for the walk back.” He seemed like he had been uneasy to ask, but she really didn’t mind. She was actually kind of having a nice time. “Thankfully almost done with the high school thing. Don’t really love it, well, outside of soccer anyway. Yeah, I’m totally your girl for any repairs or other wood work you need.” She found herself laughing at his explanation of his mysterious woods guy business as they grabbed a seat at a booth. “I think you’re doing solid so far. You did get me to be your White Crest Woods tour guide. For mass appeal, may wanna try doing like a Bruce Wayne voice. Adds to the mystery.” When the waitress came by, she ordered two shakes and two cheeseburgers for them. She rested her elbows on the table and listened as Ace explained what it was he did. Vague, but she could pick up on the gist of it. “So, like, pottery then? That’s pretty cool! I don’t think I’ve made anything from clay since elementary school. Anything in particular you like to make?”

“Wow, yeah. I’ll pay you back, for sure.” If for no other reason than Sammy’s nonexistent ego being unable to deal with owing a highschooler money. He’d steal it out of Lydia’s wallet, somehow. Whenever - if ever - he got back out, he’d come looking for Ariana and pay her back. Easy peasy. “Graduating in a few months, then? Cool. I’ll uh keep that in mind, but I don’t have much stuff to break. It’s awesome that you’re going into something so practical. I like working with my hands too.” Sammy followed her into the diner, looking around. That was… so many people. It was, admittedly, only a couple, but Sammy had seen the same three faces for the last six months. This was a breath of fresh air, like standing at the edge of a goddamn cliff. “Oooh, yeah, good point. Maybe I get like a facemask too. ‘I am the mystery in the night’” He growled, with little real effect before he started laughing. But her questions were drifting ever closer to a place he couldn’t follow. “People. So many people.” Sammy said. “Uh, I can’t really talk about this either. I just- it’s complicated. Ooh, shakes!” The waitress came back with tall pink shakes, and set them in front of him and Arianna. Enthusiastically, Sam took a big slug from the paper straw, and pulled a surprised face as the sweetness coated his tongue. “Oh, man, that is so good!”

Ariana shook her head, not really worried about the money, but if he really wanted to pay her back he could. Although she wasn’t quite sure how she was supposed to meet him again if he hadn’t shared a name or very much about himself at all. She could practically hear a Celeste lecture in her mind. Definitely didn’t want to think about that. “Yeah, I’ll be working at a shop near here actually. It’s called Trusty Wood. Oh, uh, that’s fine. I can always build stuff, too. There’s something relaxing about working with your hands though, right?” She awkwardly ran a hand through her hair. She didn’t mean to remind him he didn’t have a lot of stuff and she only felt more concerned about whatever his situation was. That thought was quickly interrupted by a laugh. “Facemask may actually scare them away. Not good for business, I’m sure.” Her next question had him being kind of weird again. Ace definitely had the mystery part down, but it seemed like he wanted to say more before the shakes arrived. It was easy to smile when she saw how excited he got over the shake. “What can I say? I have good taste.”

Sammy nodded, committing the shop to memory. The fewer people he talked to, the better, but it would be good to see her again, and pay her back, if he could. “It really is relaxing.” Once the awkwardness passed, he was back and bubbly, although aware that her worry was weighing on her. Fuck, she was young. She didn’t need to be dealing with this. “Good point. Ix-nay on the facemask, got it. Just batman voice!” He drank enthusiastically from the shake, and in no time at all it was half gone. “Mmm! If the burgers are this good, I might die right now and go straight to heaven. Ariana, how could you have have kept this from me for so long?” He joked, his eyes wide as saucers as the burgers arrived. Without exactly no elegance whatsoever, he picked his up and took a huge bite, tomatos and sauce spilling out over his fingers. “Oh, oh my god, Ari. I’m dead. Bury me somewhere pretty.”

“I know, I know. I can’t believe I waited like two whole hours to tell you about these magical shakes.” Ariana said with another laugh. When the burgers were sat down in front of them, suddenly Ariana realized how hungry she was. She had gotten a pretty solid run in before she ran into Ace. Clearly he’d felt the same because he dove right into his burger which was pretty funny to watch. Ariana added ketchup and mustard to hers before following suit. “Come on, now, you can’t die before debuting that Batman voice to the world. The whole mysterious guy in the forest market will crash.” Once they finished their heart stoppingly delicious burgers, Ariana took the ticket up to the register to pay. “Alright, Ace, we ready to head back to the woods? Pretty sure if I don’t get home soon my sister is going to be pretty pissed.”

“Exactly! How could you keep secrets from me after I’ve been so honest with you!” It wasn’t that Sammy wasn’t well fed, or even that the food prepared for him was bad. It was just healthy. He missed pizza, and grease, and burgers, dammit. This could have been the patty from McDonald’s itself and it would have tasted fucking gourmet. “Fine, fine, I guess I’ll resurrect myself to be the batman mysterious dude in the woods. That’s what all the gig advice is, right? Make your own niche so you don’t have any competition. Seriously, though, Ariana, this is so good. Thank you so much.” Soon, way too soon, the food was gone, and Ari was paying the bill. She was right, they needed to get back. “Uh, actually. Somewhere in town there’s this bridge, to a part of town where rich people live? Can you just point me in that, like, general direction?” He could figure it out from there, Sammy was sure. His face became somber. “Ariana, there’s uh, one other thing. I’m not gonna, like, demand it, or make you promise, but it would be… real bad, if you told anyone you met me. Tonight was… you have no idea, but… I gotta keep the whole mysterious man thing secret before I’m ready to go pro.” Sammy chuckled at his own joke, but the laugh was hollow. “So, uh, please? It’s just… better, if you didn’t.”

Ace really had been funny and Ariana had enjoyed getting to hang out with him, but she got a sinking feeling as he asked her to not mention seeing him to anyone. It only confirmed her gut feeling that he wasn’t necessarily in a safe situation. Even so, she nodded. She didn’t want to make his situation any worse. She wanted to leave things on a positive note, so she gave him a small smile before she agreed. “Of course, I think I can manage that one. Wouldn’t want to hurt business before it even takes off.” She tried to follow the theme of the joke even though her stomach was beginning to turn. Ariana gestured and gave him directions to the bridge. “That’ll definitely put you in the rich people part of town.” She wasn’t sure of how to say goodbye, so she ran a hand through her hair and gave him a serious look that tried to convey she was here if he needed help. “If you need anything, you know where to find me.” A big part of her hoped that he would.

#forest batman #ace #lydia #here is a wholesome chatzy #wickedswriting

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t-citurnity-moved · 4 years

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Sunrise

Summary: Alex wants to show Caine something beautiful. Caine ends up getting more than he bargained for.

Warnings: Self Insert / Canon. That’s p much it.

Author’s Notes: Hi, my name is Caine and I am SO GAY for Alex.ander J. Mer.cer. Also, I wrote this up in a few hours, because I’ve been playing a lot of Proto.type and uhhhhhhh. Wanted cute things.

Normally, the persistent ‘thump thump thump’ on the window signalled a well needed reprieve, and Caine might’ve been far more grateful for it.

Then again, normally Alex stopped in at reasonable times.

4 AM was not reasonable – by any stretch of the imagination.

For a few minutes, Caine was content to leave Alex in the cold, waiting for him to make his way through the apartment to open the window. And for a few minutes, he didn’t feel bad about it.

Unfortunately for him, he didn’t like imaging the sight of Alex, impatiently waiting, looking something like a sad puppy who’d accidentally been locked outside.

He dredged himself up from the warmth of his blankets, groaning at every little crack and pop his complaining joints made. Part of him was half tempted to bring the blanket with him, but after a brief moment of thought, he decided to simply abandon it. With any luck, he’d be able to return to his bed in a few seconds anyway.

Three more rapid taps on the window made him sigh – impatient asshole.

“Coming! Stupid…” He mumbled the insult to himself. A shiver ran up his spine when he drew back the curtains to look out the window.

Alex peered at him from the other side, sly grin on his face – oh boy.

Caine stood on his toes to unlock the window, then quickly turned to scurry back to his bed.

Alex wrenched the window open, barely poking his head in. “Where are you going? Come outside.”

Another shiver. Caine hissed in response. “Get in here or stay out there – either way, close the window.”

“Oh, come on,” Alex said with a heavy sigh. A tense minute passed before he tossed in a bag, then followed it through the window. He left the window wide open, allowing the cool night air to seep through.

Caine narrowed his eyes – if looks could kill.

“I’m serious, come on.” Alex held his hand out, the flesh of his fingers crawling momentarily before it settled into something undeniably human. “There’s something I want you to see.”

“I have nothing warm to wear,” Caine punctuated the word with a gesture toward his clothes. Immediately after, his fingers grasped for the blankets, curling them around himself.

Alex rolled his eyes, snatching the bag from the floor. “That’s why I brought you this,” he said as he tossed it toward the bed.

Caine raised a brow.

“Well?”

Caine poked his arms through little breaks in the blankets, unzipping the bag. He paused, looked over his shoulder at Alex, then started to dig through the mess of shirts and jackets.

“These… aren’t mine,” he said after a minute of sifting, throwing a few things on the bed.

“They’re mine – or they were.”

“I don’t… understand?”

“Well, I can’t wear them anymore,” Alex said, crossing the room to look down at the mess of clothes. “I figured… maybe you might want to – when you miss me?”

Caine followed Alex’s gaze for a minute, then quickly looked down into the bag. “Did I tell you that…?”

“You… implied it?”

Caine hummed thoughtfully in response, reaching back into the bag to pull out a plain gray hoodie. “When?” He asked as he held the hoodie up to properly view it, picking a few pieces of lint from the front of it.

“You said you wanted my jacket at one point.” Alex shrugged, collecting a few of the shirts and shoving them back into the bag.

“Yeah, I meant the black one, not…”

“Well, sorry to disappoint, but it’s kinda… stuck.”

Caine shot him a pointed look.

“What?” Alex returned with his own. “Try taking it off, I bet you can’t.”

Caine grumbled in response, slipping the hoodie on over his head. “Find me one like it, then.”

“Mm… Dunno, I’d really like to see if you could pull it off.”

“Don’t start with me, Alexander.”

Alex grinned, ruffling Caine’s hair as he headed back for the window. “So, coming or not?”

Caine recoiled, pulling the hood over his head. His gaze shifted between his boyfriend and his bed… “Do I have a choice?”

“No.”

“Fine.” Caine cleaned up the last couple shirts, stuffing them in the bag, and zipping it back up. He took a moment to adjust the hoodie, then followed Alex out through the window.

“Where are we going?”

“Somewhere, you’ll see,” Alex said as he closed the window behind him. He moved to hike himself over the railing of the fire escape. He offered one hand to Caine, the other holding tight to the rail.

Caine peered over the edge, cringing a little as he imagined falling and splattering across the pavement below. Then quickly grabbed hold of Alex’s hand, a suspicious expression crossing his features.

Alex’s grip tightened. “I wouldn’t let go, even if you asked.”

Caine blinked, then averted his gaze when he felt redness creeping onto his cheeks. “Shut up,” he mumbled, pulling himself up onto the top rail before swinging around to cling onto Alex’s back. “You would and you know it.”

“I wouldn’t. Now hold tight, yeah?”

Caine’s arms curled around Alex’s neck; face buried in his shoulder. “Let’s just get this over with…”

Alex chuckled. “Yeah, yeah,” was all he said before vaulting the both of them up the side of the fire escape.

Caine wasn’t sure how long they’d been bouncing around, but he knew that they’d gone so much further than his apartment; it would’ve only taken minutes before they reached the roof, but this… this was taking what seemed like hours. Granted, he refused to check where they were until he was certain they’d stopped – and his world stopped spinning.

But when they did, Alex tapped at his arm and let him stand, even held him when he started stumbling.

“How are you dizzy when we hardly went anywhere?”

“Vertigo…” Caine answered, his voice muffled by the ‘fabric’ of Alex’s shirt.

Alex snorted, rubbing gentle circles into his back. “Might wanna get over it quickly if you wanna see what I wanted to show you.”

Caine closed his eyes, trying to steady himself. He gripped Alex’s shoulders, taking a few steps backward to right his balance.

“Okay…” He said, a little breathless. “I think-… I think I’m good.”

“Sure?”

Caine groaned in response, putting a hand to his head. “No… Just need a few minutes…”

A quiet minute.

Alex looked down at Caine, reaching under the hood to run a hand through his hair. He could barely resist the laugh that bubbled in his chest.

Another.

Caine rested his head against Alex’s chest again, standing a little straighter.

A third.

“Okay…” Caine finally opened his eyes, looking up at Alex, who returned the stare with a raised brow.

“You really sure this time?”

“Yeah… yeah I’m good.” Caine nodded.

“Ready?”

“For…?”

“To see something that wishes it could be as beautiful as you?”

Caine groaned in response, putting his face in his hands. “Shut up…”

“I’m serious,” Alex said with a chuckle, smoothing his hands across Caine’s shoulders.

Caine grumbled, peering up at Alex through his fingers. He blinked, unable to resist a smile that was pulling at the corners of his lips. He covered his mouth with one hand, the other reaching up to lightly cup Alex’s cheek.

“I think I see it…”

“What?” Alex furrowed his brow.

Caine simply shook his head; this time it was his turn to laugh. “Nothing…”

Alex was right – seeing the first rays of sun shine on the face of someone Caine loved was beautiful, far more beautiful than anything he’d ever seen before. And the memory would forever remain in his mind.

#WHOOPS #im sorry but this was prime time hours to post #uhhhhh #what was the ship tag with alex again?#ship (virus infected)#that. it was that #i am predictable #IM SORRY????#have i said that enough #i really am #but im proud of this!#so yeah #my fic ;#reblogs would be nice :^)#but only if anyone wants igbfgildbg

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minevee · 5 years

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Please me

Y/N has been waiting forever and a day for Adonis to come home and she doesn’t think she can take the “frustration” anymore. So as soon as Donnie comes home she doesn’t waist any time to get what she needs.

3 fucking months without Donnie. 3 fucking months! What In the actual fuck. You’re just plain old frustrated and you can’t take the build up anymore. Every time you close your eyes you can’t help but see Donnie’s head in between your legs holding you down and eating your pussy till tears fall from your eyes. Every time you sleep all you can dream about is Donnie pounding into you and leaving marks all over your body. Getting feed up with this shit you call Donnie to get some answers. Picking up your phone to call, he picks up on the 2nd ring “Hey baby girl I was just thinkin bout you” you hear him say and you can practically see the smile on his face. Not waisting any time you jump right to the point “Daddy when are you coming home I miss you and “she” misses you too” you groaned out. Adonis laughs on the other side making you roll your eyes “Baby I’ll be back at 10 tonight ok”. Looking at the clock hanging on the wall you see the time 4:15pm. Letting out a loud groan and thrashing against the bed “but I want you home NOW I don’t think you understand how fucking frustrated I am” trying to get him to do things your way you soften up your tone “daddy please come home quick and play with me” you pleaded with him. He lets out a low breath “Y/N I’d love to play with you and if it were up to me I’d be there right now in between those legs giving you the night of your life but I got stuff to handle okay I promise I won’t waste no time and I’ll be home as soon as possible, now I gotta go I’ll see you soon and I love you so much baby”. Saying your goodbyes you hang up the phone and sigh. Getting up and deciding to get a lil sum for Donnie when he gets back you go to the mall.

After you get home it’s 9:20pm and you feel the butterflies in your tummy already. Running upstairs you take a quick shower, do a quick face make to get that melanin poppin and apply Cocoa butter and get dressed.

Taking a final look at yourself in the mirror you do a spin and wink at the reflection “damn if he don’t hop on this he’s fuckin crazy” you think to yourself. As soon as you exit the bathroom you hear the front door open and close. Getting excited the sexy routine you had planned on doing for him left your mind and you ran down the stairs and stop at the bottom step,Donnie’s wearing a basic black jump suit but he looked sooo fuckin’ sexy in it. Clearing your throat firmly, his eyes fall on you taking you in from top to bottom. Looking at him in the eyes you use your finger to make a come here motion and he rushed over to you. When he got to you he immediately picked you up and pressed his lip on yours making you let out a moan. He takes you up the stairs and the whole time your lips never left his. As soon as the two of you reached your shared room he tosses you on the bed. Biting his lip and unzipping his jacket “Shit Y/N you missed me this much, maybe I should leave more often if this is what I get to come home to”. Sitting up on the bed and looking at him in the eyes you push yourself to the edge of the bed and take the waistband of his pants lightly tugging them down “Do you wanna keep talkin shit or do you want me to suck your dick” you question aggressively pulling down the pants along with his underwear. His erect member pops out and hits him in the stomach. Just the sight of him is making a pool of your need form in your panties. “You jut gonna stare at it princess” he says with a smirk. Deciding to shut his cocky ass up you take him fully in your mouth watching his head fall back as he lets out a groan. Continuing to bob your head on him and letting him hit the back of your throat “Fuck Y/N you take this dick so fuckin good” he moans out putting his hands on my head pulling a bit. Hearing him talk dirty like that sparked a fire in you and it made you want to hear more. Looking up at him you took him out your mouth and spit again taking him back in your mouth moaning against him. Donnie bucks his hips up to your mouth “fuck yeah baby get this shit sloppy for me” and “Baby girl fuck imma cum don’t fuckin stop” fell from his mouth. Pulling him out for a second to spit again “give it to me daddy” you say sucking him again. Feeling him tense up and the grip on your hair tighten “FUCKKKKKKKK baby take this dick” he moans out cumming in my mouth. He pulls me up and kisses you deeply. “Damn Ma’ you can really put it down” he says pushing you back on the bed. He drops on his knees and begins kissing the inside of your thighs making his way up to where you needed him most. As much as You love it when he goes slow like this you can’t take it right now. Lifting your head up to look at Donnie “D I know you love to tease but baby I can’t take it I need to feel you,please give it to me and don’t be gentle” you say and bite your lip. “Shiiiii ain’t gotta tell me twice now lay back and let me eat this pussy baby girl” and he ripped the panties right off of me and dipped his head and started putting pressured licks on your cunt “Ugh fuck Donnie that’s just what I needed, fuck that’s so damn good” you moaned out biting your lip and pushed his head further into you. You can feel him grin and moan against you causing you to buck your hips up making him hold you down. Grabbing one of his hands you stick two of his fingers in your mouth and sucking them making eye contact with him.

After you got his fingers nice and wet you release them from your mouth “Put them in me daddy stretch this pussy out” you say winking at him. Without bringing his head up he slides his wet fingers into your entrance “Uh fuck baby” you moan out. The feeling of his fingers pumping inside your pussy and his tongue against you brings you closer to your orgasm. Donnie picks up his pace with his fingers hitting your special spot “Fuck daddy take that pussy baby make it yours fuck I’m gonna cum, right there” you groan while you press his head into you even further grinding on his face. The sudden aggressiveness turning him on making him move his fingers and his tongue at a super sonic speed “FUCK D OH FUCK DADDY UHHHHHHH SHITTTTTT THATS IT DADDY RIGHT THERE DONT STOPPPP—-IMCOMMINIMCOMMINIMCOMMIN” you yell out pushing his head back. He pulls his fingers out and you grab his hand putting his fingers in your mouth cleaning the sweetness off of them. He climbes up with a smile on his face and your wetness is covering his mouth and chin “fuck baby that was mad sexy” and leans in pressing his lips on yours. He reaches over to try and feel around for a condom in his drawer. Pulling his arm back to your body “hit that shit raw I can’t wait daddy tear this pussy up” you said leaning up and biting his lower lip. Without a response he presses himself into you making your eyes roll back. Donnie lets out a long groan “fuckkkkk baby this shit tight as fuck” putting his forehead on yours. His thrusts are slow and hard and as good as it felt you wanted more “fuck Donnie your stroke game gettin weak or sum” you joked with him. He stopped his movements completely “Weak huh I guess I gotta pound this shit” he said and immediately threw your legs over his shoulders and started pounding into you shaking the bed. The strength behind each thrust made you weak “Fuck daddy that’s it beat this pussy baby, fuck it’s all yours” you groan and run your hands down his back definitely causing marks. “Who’s stroke game weak baby huh” he says with fire in his eyes. Not being able to respond you let out a moan but he wasn’t having that “Tell me baby, tell me or you won’t cum” “Ugh your stroke game soooo fuckin good daddy I’m sorry” you moan out. He continues to thrust into you letting out moans but there was something you wanted him to do “choke me daddy” you moaned looking into his eyes. Without hesitation he brings his hand up to your throat and applies pressure “that’s it daddy just like that shit I’m gonna cum”. You can feel him getting closer since his thrusts are getting sloppy “fuck baby where you want it” he grunted. Not thinking twice “my mouth daddy I wanna taste you” and he picks up the pace pounding into you “FUCK DADDY YOURE SO FUCKIN DEEP SHIT IM COMMIN” you yelled out with your legs shaking. Next you feel him pull out and you sit up and take him into your mouth bringing him to his release “Oh yeah baby that’s it take daddy cum” he moans out cumming into your mouth. He flips down next to you breathing heavy. You turn and look at him sideways “I’m not done with you yet D” and straddle him.

He looks at you grinnin “shit baby you want some more” he says grabbing your waist. You leaned in and whispered in his ear “hit it from behind daddy” and he pushed you off of him and waisted no time pushing himself into you “god damn you so fuckin tight” he groans out thrusting into you. “H-harder D fuck my shit up” you grunted out and moved your hand down and rubbed your clit. As requested he started hitting that shit harder making you scream out. “Fuck baby I got you creamin’ all over my dick” he moans out slapping your ass. Tears started to form in your eyes from the amount of pleasure he was giving you. You whine when you feel him pull out but quickly replace your whine with a surprised moan after you feel his tongue on your clit. “Fuck daddy spit on it” You grunted through your teeth. Feeling him spit on your clit made a literal tear fall out of your eye. “How’s that feel ma’” he says thrusting back into you “ugh so fucking good daddy shit I feel you in my stomach baby fuck I’m gonna cum pound that shit D” and with a few final rough thrusts he has you cumming and screaming his name. He pulls out and cums on your back letting out grunts and slapping your ass. You turn around and kiss him biting his lip when you pull back “I want more baby give me more” so said grinding on his erection. “Damn Y/N you a lil freak huh” he questioned with a smile. You nod your head biting your lip grabbing his hand and bringing it down to your wet core “feel how wet I am for you D don’t you want me baby, just give me one more and I’ll be good” you pleaded with him bringing his fingers to your mouth and sucking the taste of you off of his fingers looking him in the eyes.

Looking into his eyes you can see the fire in them as he bites his lips looking at you hungrily. “You want me to make this pussy cream princess” he asked as he moves his hands up to your erect nipples. You slowly shake your head yes with an innocent look in your eyes. “Ride this dick then baby” and in the blink of an eye you have him in you. Bouncing up and down you feel Donnie’s eyes on your bouncing tits. You feel his hands on your waist trying to guide you “don’t guide me I can do it” you said speeding up your pace. Leaning back he places his hands behind his head and watches you chase your nut. “Shit this dick is so fucking good Donnie I can’t get enough” you moaned out speeding up your pace. “Shit Y/N slow down you wildin out” he says trying to slow you down. Pinning his hands down you continued at the pace you were goin “fuck Y/N look at you creamin all over this dick fuckkkkkk” he groans out. Biting your lip to hold back your moans and closing your eyes enjoying the sheer pleasure, you felt your body get flipped over with your legs thrown over his shoulders with Donnie pounding into you “FUCK DONNI FUCK FUCK” you screamed out feeling his cock hit your special spot with each thrust. With one more thrust he brings you to the most intense orgasm you’ve ever had. Even though you’re laying there shaking he’s still pounding into you ruthlessly bringing you to another climax “HOLY SHIT DONNIE I CANT TAKE ANYMORE” you screamed out trying to back away from him. He roughly pulls you back and continues pounding into you “nah you was talkin all that shit and beginning for more now you’re gonna get more ight” he grunts out pushing his nails into your thighs “now are you gonna let daddy paint those pretty walls white” he asks still pounding into you making yet another climax build up “Ugh I want it daddy cum in this pussy paint these walls daddy” you moaned out. Out of nowhere he starts hitting your shit with so much force “FUCK RIGHT THERE DONNIE OH SHIT IM COMMING” you said releasing all over his cock making his own orgasm crash into him and he releases into you “Shit look at all this fuckin cream princess” he says pulling out of you and running his finger up your folds collecting some and pushing his finger past your lips “how’s that taste baby girl” he askes looking into your eyes as his finger disappears in your mouth. Moaning around him as he pulls his finger out “sweet like hunny” you say pulling him down to kiss him. He chuckles as he pulls back getting off the bed “where you goin Adonis” you ask propping yourself up to stare at him “getting you a towel to clean you up” he says from the bathroom and coming back with a wet towel and wiping you down. A smile comes on your face and he noticed this “what you grinnin for huh” he asks “because I love you” you said blowing him a kiss. He smiles and leans in giving you a real kiss “I love you too baby”. Turning over in bed to face Adonis as he lays next to you and you see his eyes start to drop tapping on his shoulder you lean into him to whisper in his ear “drink some Gatorade baby I still want some more” and kiss him on the lips. “Damn baby you a whole freak” he says grinnin “I fuckin love it and I love you” as he leans into you to kiss your lips. Pushing him back and laughing “you so fuckin corny nigga now get yo Gatorade and come back and eat this pussy from the back” you said “unless you tappin out” you tease. He stares into your eyes with a smirk “oh I don’t ever tap out ma’ in fact fuck the Gatorade imma drink up this pussy, now arch that shit how I want it and let me get in there” he says smacking your ass “yes sir” you grin preparing yourself for another fun filled hour.

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kpopshitposter · 5 years

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Are these actual people or characters?

ayo ayo ayo

The people on my blog are kpop/cpop/vpop idols, so they’re actual people who just be looking and acting like fictional characters bc they’re so beautiful it doesn’t feel real

Since it really be seeming like you’re in the wrong part of town I thought I’d compile a lil playlist for you… it’s a #-Z of Korean artists I personally listen to on the regular. Complete with song recs! I had a lot of fun putting it together so even if you only bother to listen to one song on it I hope you enjoy it!!

uhhhhhhh it’s a lot (this list should explain why it took me so long to reply to your ask i’m so sorry I hope this is helpful)

Casual disclaimer that if you feel like theres any problematic people mentioned please be aware that i dont pay attention to scandals so this is just about the songs

Also I guess people should feel free to add their faves to the list if they wanna recommend it and I haven’t included them

Alsox2 if any links are wrong im sorry i love u

Feel free to ask me to order them by genre, male/female, or mood or anything like that too if you’d like!! K-pop in general is a really fun and comforting music genre and you should totally give it a chance

2NE1 - I am the best3racha - Matryoshka (MaaAaaAAAAA)4Minute - Whatcha doin’ today

AB6IX - BreatheA.C.E. - Under Cover (I also really recommend Take Me Higher but rlly all of their songs)Agust D - Agust D (TONGUE TECHNOLOGY!! ICONIC. But also The Last and all of his solos)AOA - Bingle BangleASTRO - Moonwalk ATEEZ - Promise and Wave and HALA HALA all of their songs again lmao wow so many talented people in one list

B1A4 - Rollin’BASTARZ - Help Me and omg just take the albumB.A.P - Wake Me Up B-BOMB - Give & Take BIGBANG - LAST DANCE and FANTASTIC BABYBLACKPINK - Kick It they have a lot of good songs tho!!Block B - Be The Light and Don’t Leave and Dreams Come True and No Joke and Toy dkfjghjsw Block B are my ultimate group and I love every single one of their songs - they’re kings of genre varietyBolbbalgan4 - Some and Travel and Ring they have loads of good songs!!!BTS - Blood Sweat & Tears and Dope and Just One Day and Home picking is rlly rlly hard because they have a crazy amount of songs lmao I went with songs where they all have lines

CHUNG HA - Roller CoasterCL - Hello BitchesCLC - Hobgoblin and NoCrush - None also Cereal ft. Zico

Day6 - I Need Somebody and Shoot Me don’t forget to dance to Shoot Me like this (but we’ll get to Stray Kids later)DEAN - The Unknown Guest and Bonnie & Clyde and D (Half Moon) ft Gaeko

Eric Nam - Honestly EXID - Up & Down and I Love YouEXO - Damage and Wait and EL DORADO and Universe and yknow ALL OF THEM they do a lot of different genres!EXO-CBX - Hey Mama!EXO-K - Overdose

F(x) - Rum Pum Pum PumFANXY CHILD - Y

GFRIEND - Me Gustas Tu and Time for the moon night and RoughG(I)-DLE - LATATAGirl’s Day - Something Girls’ Generation - Lion Heart GOT7 - MiracleGRAY - TMI and Late Night with Loco

HEIZE - Don’t Know You and Shut Up & Groove with Dean and Jenga with GaekoHOA - LongingHoody - Like You and Golden with Jay ParkHYUKOH - LOVE YA!

iKON - Love Scenario (this might as well be Korea’s national anthem at this point)INFINITE - AIR and Bad (they don’t have a bad song)I.O.I - Very Very Very ITZY - DALLA DALLA and ICYIU - BBIBBI and Palette ft G-Dragon (she’s ridiculously good)

Jay Park - Me Like Yuh and Solo ft Hoody and Upside Down ft Simon Dominic and Loco and GRAY I really like Mommae ft Ugly Duck tooJENNIE - SOLO J-Hope - Daydream Ji Chang Wook (fight ME LMAO IM SORRY I HAVE TO INCLUDE HIM) - To a Butterfly he’s done a lot of good songs and has a really beautiful voice!! You can listen hereJimin - PromiseJimin Park - April FoolsJin - EpiphanyJJ Project - Tomorrow, Today and Find You (I think all of their lil subunit songs are good)JONGHYUN - MoonJUNNY - Handle You and Magnet TELL ME WHY EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ON JUNNY BC IDK

KKang Daniel - What are you up toKARD - Oh NaNa and Don’t RecallKevin Oh - LoverKEY - Show Me but really NOT A SINGLE BAD SONG IN DIS BITCHKNK - Love You

Lee Hyun - You Are Here (i know it’s random bc it’s from the BTS game album but this song is so so beautiful)Loco - to be completely honest I don’t know if Loco has any solo music but I really like Still ft Crush and Don’t ft Hwasa

Mamamoo - Open Your Mind MOMOLAND - BBoom BBoom Monsta X - No Reason and Ready or Not and Be Quiet yet another one who physically can’t do bad songsMINHO - I’m Home

NCT - Baby Don’t Stop and Highway to Heaven and Simon Says and Jet Lag and Candle Light and Boom (I couldn’t with all the subunits so JSIJFGUH) also I’m gonna include WayV even though they’re not k-pop (they’re an NCT subunit) Come Back and Regular (my most listened to song on spotify) and Let me love u and Take Off and Dream LaunchN.Flying - Hot Potato and Rooftop NU'EST - Where You At

ONE - HeyaheONEUS - Twilight Orange Caramel - Abing abing and Dream of Clara and So Sorry and Cookies, Cream and Mint and Superwoman (they’re my favourite girl group im OC trash even tho they’ve disbanded :]]]]]]] )O.WHEN - Picture

PARK JI HOON - L.O.V.EPENTAGON - Shine P.O - Comme des Garcons

????????? I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA NAN MOLLA

Red Velvet - Red Flavor and Aitai-taiRM - Forever rain and Change ft Wale (tbh I only like mono. - his other solo stuff just isn’t for me but feel free to check it out he’s got MVs and stuff on YT!)

Sam Kim - Scent and Make Up ft Crush and It’s You ft ZicoSEVENTEEN - Pretty U and HIGHLIGHT and HOME and THANKS and ALL OF THEM ARE BOPSSSF9 - RPM SHAUN - Way Back Home SHINee - Get The Treasure and Diamond Sky and View they have a lot of songs and a lot of rlly good stuffSimon Dominic - ullah and Simon Dominic and Comfortable with Gray and ONE and WON & ONLY ft Jay Park and Cheerz …….. I like all of his songs as well sofjhrSISTAR - Touch my bodyStray Kids - 4419 and GLOW and My Pace and Chronosaurus and MRIOH anduhh one more time everything they do is worth listening to at least once!! Stray Kids are really all such sweet people and my ultimate bias is Chan from this group so I hope you like them!!SUNMI - Siren and ADDICTSuper Junior - MamacitaSURAN - WINE ft Changmo (produced by SUGA odfjgh)

TT2U - Ososugiruouni and Goodbye TAEMIN - Famous and Tease and Slave and I’m Crying and Thirsty and MOVE TAEYEON - WhyTHE BOYZ - No Air and Giddy Up and Walkin’ in TimeThe Rose - sorry and with you and Like We Used to Do and She’s In The Rain and BABY wow really all of their songs thanks for coming to my ted talkTXT - Nap of a Star and CROWNTriple H - GIRL GIRL GIRLTWICE - Heart Shaker

U-KWON - Let’s Ride also whatever you don’t should definitely NOT check THIS performance out

VV - Winter Bear (not a dry eye in dis bitch)VAV - Give me more and SenoritaVIXX - Chained UpVERIVERY - Tag Tag Tag

WWanna One - Energetic WINNER - AH YEAH and REALLY REALLYWoosung - FACE and MOON

X1 - everything is just teasers right now really but X1-MA IS EPIC SO

Yerin Baek - Blue and As I am (her voice is really incredible and unique)Yoon Jisung - In the RainYoon Jong Shin - Like It and Wi-Fi ft Zico

Zico - I am you, you are me and She’s a Baby and Eureka ft Zion.T and Bermuda Triangle ft Crush and Dean and Artist and ANTI ft G.Soul and Fanxy Child ft FANXY CHILD Zico is CRAZY talented and he’s done a lot with a lot of people and he’s really out here saving the whole hiphop industry Zion.T - Eat and Hello Tutorial ft Seulgi

#answered #kpop #long post

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briteboy · 7 years

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yelling @ santi, i’m evil again (what else is new), SOME REALLY REALLY OLD ASKS, one GoT spoiler at the very bottom (beware)

*angrily slaps santi* GET YOUR SELF TOGETHER YAH POOP HEAD

Lou and Fiona deserve happiness pls let it happen ty

they do ;-; it will happen, don’t worry, no one suffers forever <3 i’ve actually been planning out lou’s story and i’m excited to actualize it hehe

I just read all of Santis story. Dear god, it is amazing. I cannot begin to describe how much I love it. I have been really sick lately and have such a hard time concentrating on anything for more than one second but I have not been able to look away from this story, not even when I re-read it for the third time. You are an amazing writer and I have fallen in love with every charachter you have introduced. I teared up so many times and my heart began beating fast, it was really an experience.

OH MY GOD ;___________; YOU READ IT THREE TIMES WHAATDOSOIGODFSKL holy shit thank you so much, i don’t even know what to say right now lmao ;-; i’m just kinda in awe that i was able to grab your attention like that and that you enjoyed it so much and just askjdjfsd THANK YOU i can’t say anything else but just thank you, people like you make this all worth it <3

A case of the novembers is the kinda story you read and you just know its going to stick with you for awhile. Like ones day, you'll be long gone in the future, doing something totally different, older wiser, all that bullshit, and you'll just randomly remember what a bittersweet story it was.

OMFG ;___; holy heck asjdjnfkdkjs this really got me right in the heart lmao. that’s the kind of story it’s always been for me and seeing other people interpret it that way as well is just mind boggling, thank you <3

You are evil. My poor heart hurts. ;______________;

you've ruined my life

Life hack: listen to the entire Hamilton soundtrack whilst working out at the gym. By the end of it, you'll have lost half your body weight due to sweating and crying at the same time (pls help this was such a bad decision)

OMG that’s me with grimes’ art angels lmao i go hord to kill v maim and venus fly

hamilton fans also go hord i respect it. learn more about history get swole killing two birds with one stone

Okay this is so fucking random but a while ago you did a post where you talked about perfect bby gianni saying that he spent a lot of time in introspection and like Thank you 'cause now I have a word to put on this thing I do when I try to figure why I feel certain things or what my relationship with people/random shit is and why and yeah I kind of understand myself a little better now so thx a lot!!! 😘😘😘 Also, you're great.

i think i was actually talking about santi (’cause that’s where we’re at right now, in that period of introspection for him heheh) but YES omg that makes me so happy ;-; it’s a good word lmao and i do the same thing, in fact i’m always trying to figure out my relationships with everything in order to understand myself more. that’s kinda why i’m so into astrology haha. i’m glad you finally got to pin down that feeling for yourself, it’s the best when that happens <3 YOU’RE GREAT TOO 💫

NOOOOOOOO MY FAVS THIS CAN'T... LOU.... SANTI PLS... THIS IS A RIOT 😭😭

let’s start protesting santi in the streets

Hi!! Umm I'm guessing you do but just in case, did you know there was a tear accessory? I think it's an eyeliner (cause you mentioned having to draw them yourself)

yeah i do! i mentioned the ones by s-club, i’ve used those a couple times. but i like drawing them myself because i feel like it’s weird to have the same single teardrop every time one of my characters cries (and we all know they’ve been crying a lot lately lmfao) if they didn’t cry often i probably wouldn’t feel compelled to draw the tears. but i don’t mind drawing them honestly, it’s kinda fun lmao. thanks for your consideration <3

so im sitting here thinkin....... what if santi goes on this trip and coms back and lou is in a relationship!?!?!

👏santi👏get👏it👏together👏

HE’S TRYIN

i want to die

AAAH SOLE DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN CUTE DEVIL CHILD AND I ALMOST DIED TWICE TATOO MAN YES

I HAD TO READ THIS LIKE THREE TIMES TO UNDERSTAND IT LMFAOSDOJDKF BUT YES their relationship kills me the most ;__;

wait santi tried to kys :'(

WHERE U BEEN he did :{

what font do u use in your histories?

arial!

hi u have a really pretty blog and I hope you have a good day

THIS IS SO SWEET I DON’T DESERVE IT ;-; I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO HONEYBEE 🌻

nyooooooom

I WENT M.I.A FOR A LITTLE AND I COME BACK TO READ UP ON THE STORY AND HOW DARE YOU ASHDDJFKL

@teishajenaie on instagram looks like Rooney to me, idk if you'd agree but ??

i see it!! definitely in the eyes and nose. also sorry i answered this literally like 3 months later lmao

gooey by glass animals gives me santi vibes :) ive been listening to it on repeat (bc im tht bitch) and it was making me think of you and his story! c: i hope you dont mind me over here lmao anyway, im excited to see where it goes and real excited for a back story for lou!! <3 lots of love

omg haha that’s actually funny because i used it in that one scene of him tripping, although it’s like completely a gianni song to me (at least personality-wise, it’s even on his playlist on my character page) and noooo i don’t mind, i love that song and i love when people recommend me songs!! i have a whole bunch of recommendations in my inbox that i need to acknowledge omg. anyway I’M EXCITED THAT YOU’RE EXCITED, especially for lou’s story, it’s coming up reeeeeal soon <333

i feel so late to the party but i Just started reading your story like five minutes ago and im absolutely entranced by it already and i cant wait to catch up and finally understand what to heck is going on

this was sent literally forever ago when santi and molly were out there being wild in the desert lmao so i hope you caught up and everything. “entranced” omg that’s such a wonderful word i’m honored

i didnt think i could love you more but the fact that you watch arrested development makes me so happy. i cry. my boyfriend has a mr manager, bluths frozen bananas shirt thats literally my favorite thing ever.

OMGGG YES i watched it once forever ago and i need to re-watch it asap lmao. I’M PRETTY SURE I BOUGHT THAT SAME EXACT SHIRT FOR MY BROTHER FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR

Just a biiig prank. Huge

this one is from so long ago i don’t remember the context but i laughed at loud when i read it. huge

i was playing with uncharted for the first time today and they said Navarro in it and i was like THATS MY BOI SANTIII

santi infiltrating everyone’s lives my bf played uncharted tho!! it looked cool. like indiana jones. i liked the marketplace part. a monkey stole his apple

Hi sunny! I really am in love with your story (even if it's tearing me apart at the moment) and just wanted to say you're cool Stay strong ma dude

HI THANK YOU <333 you’re also cool my dude and i’m sorry for tearing you apart (if it makes you feel any better this story tears me apart on a daily basis)

what packs and expansions do u have for ur game?

ummmmmm all of them except vintage glamour and fitness stuff. i wish i didn’t buy some of the stuff packs lmao but what can ya do i actually didn’t even get vampires or bowling or parenthood until like a month ago lmao i’m late to the party

Oh shit she's been dead hasn't she. Like this is all a drug or alcohol infused bender of mollys memory, she's probably never left. They're probably still at the hospital. I hope I fucking wrong but shit I also hope not. Poor santi

we’re so far past this but i just wanted to publish this anyway lmao it was a good theory! and this person was so sure of it it kinda made me wish it was true lol. sorry if that disappointed you but i’ll always remember this one in my sad sad heart 💔

how long did it take for you to make friends here? I started a simblr because I really like storytelling with my sims & I thought it'd be fun to meet people who enjoy that, too, especially since I don't have many friends irl...but I've been here for quite a few months now and it seems like no one even cares that I'm here....everyone I try to interact with pretty much ignores me after a message or two....I'm just feeling really discouraged about my presence here :/

I’M REALLY SORRY I DIDN’T ANSWER THIS SOONER ASKJDKJFSDKA (i’m sure it didn’t help the fact that you feel ignored, i really really hope you see this) but okay uhhhhhhh i only had acquaintances from 2015 up until like this year? then i started really becoming close with people. so it took a while lol, but i think everyone starts off slow because it’s mostly about the actual game we’re playing at first and then making friends just happens through that. don’t get discouraged, like i said it took a while for me. you really just need to reach out to the people you’d like to become friends with, reply to their posts, give your genuine thoughts, say something that’ll make their day...people notice that no matter what they have going on, i promise. i hope you’re still here and hanging in there. don’t get caught up in who’s talking to you or not talking to you, just do your thing, enjoy what you do, and people will notice you. <3

3. Hi so I just wanted to say that I love your story, I'm here for every update. I'm an s3 player I play s4 every once in awhile but s3 has my soul. I love Santi and I know he will be happy in the end, whether it's with Lou or not(hopefully it is tho) I only want him to be happy. I go through so many emotions in one post, like this is a tv drama and I can’t wait for the next episode. This is the end of my cut and paste. Have a nice day.❤️

HI HELLO <3 this is so sweet and i can’t believe you actually care about my story lmao thank you i’m glad you have faith in his happy ending, i don’t want anyone to think i genuinely like making my characters suffer lmao. i only do it to make the happy ending more satisfying. asjdfjksd comparing my stuff to film or tv always makes me so giddy so THANK YOU ily <333

"Suicide before you see this tear fall down my eyes" (Beyonce) reminds me of Molly's situation soooo muchhhh aaaahhhhh

OMG YES what a good connection. good song good connection yaeeahhh better call molly with the good hair

Ummmm... hello! I just read through your whole story with Santi and I'm like... holy fuck. Not only is your story wonderful, your editing is so good. I'm surprised I didn't shove my eyes up against my computer screen. Please continue making wonderful things and being great. Signing off 12:31 in the morning, I hope you have as much fun as you want to

“as much fun as you want to” omfgasdkngjd why did that make me laugh so much. don’t have too much fun, have the responsible amount of fun anyway HELLO thank you soooooO much ;-; pls don’t shove ur eyes up against the screen i’m almost positive that’s not good for them. but i appreciate this so much thank YOU for being great <3 signing off at 2:18 in the morning after ignoring this message for months now (i’m sorryyyyyyy) but um ily

HELLO??? I JUST READ A SERIOUS CASE OF NOVEMBER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'M LIKE CRYING???? y u do dis to me I hate you and love you at the same time

(I need to rant I'm sorry) My uncle is really positive towards the army and war and stuff like that and all day he's been going on about how it should be mandatory to serve in the military, especially for "little brat girls" like me? And it's stressing me out so much I want to cry :( The army and war is something that genuinely scares me and I don't want anything to do with it, but he's just going on and on! What should I do?

this is literally sooooooooo late and i feel so bad i’m sorry, i hope this still helps you out and i hope you see it tho okay. i’m pretty sure this was even before the trans military ban like whew idek what your uncle must think about that. tbh just ignore him, like i know it’s hurtful but like...what is his point in telling you this? i would’ve literally been like (sarcastically) “ok then sign me up” but i’m also a lil shit so that’s probably not the best thing to say. but really like the only thing he’s trying to do is feel powerful by means of expressing his militaristic (no pun intended) opinions to someone far younger than him. it’s so that he feels bigger and better than you (especially by calling you a brat). he’s a sad man and anyone who relies on the military, of all things, to shape a person probably doesn’t have a strong sense of self anyway. i love you okay, just ignore him, don’t let him stress you out <3

I'm a little high and it's late but I have a lot of courage now so I've been following you for a while and I just want to tell you how much I love your story! I have come across other places on tumblr who do this but none have captured me as this one did! You are amazing and I am in love with this story! Thanks fo being you! :)

ONMG YOU HAD TO BE HIGH TO SEND THIS LMAO that was me this weekend anyway thank you so much, it floors me every time anyone says these kinds of things to me and it never gets old ;-; you are so amazing ok <333

you can't possibly be offended by a homophobic joke in game of thrones, it's set in medieval times. they had several lgbt characters in it, it's not the show that's homophobic, it's the characters, which is accurate for that time period.

o i can and i will lmao i mean i get where you’re coming from but with that logic you could say it’s only accurate to put homophobic jokes in today’s media just because people are still homophobic in the time live in. i know it’s the characters, but you do understand that someone writes those characters, right? it’s bad writing. it’s lazy and pandering and because of that it’s offensive. idk if you know the exact dialogue i was referring to but it was so completely unnecessary lmfao. they could’ve made a million other jokes. regardless of how it offended me it was just BAD lmao

SPOILER BELOW OK DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YA

@ I wanna watch GoT anon: don't. It's just so fucking bad. The definition of overhyped tbh (and btw, sunny, PLS HELP HE SCREWED HIS FUCKING AUNT WTH)

LMAO SOMEONE ACTUALLY AGREES WITH ME? wow bless u. it is definitely overhyped, like it was good at first but it’s been riding that hype through these past couple of seasons to disguise the bad writing. i understand being entertained by it, but i’m always surprised when people think it’s actually well written at this point...it’s so cringey and now thanks to the season finale this fanbase will be justifying incest. great!

OK MOVE ALONG NOW

#AND I'LL BE ANSWERING THE CHARACTER ASKS TOMORROW (well today but whatev)#anonymous #nonsims #saviorhide #sunny answers

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baby-turtle-king-blog · 7 years

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Chucky: And guess what? Jigsaw kissed me!

Annabelle: How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture.

Chucky: I didn’t say he was totally into it.......

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Child Victim: *looks at Chucky* How can you talk if you are made of plastic?

Jigsaw: How can sex feel so amazing if he is made of plastic?

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Mary Shaw: Would you like to stay for dinner Blade?

Billy’s Sister (has a crush on Blade): Would you like to stay forever?

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Chucky: Don’t break my fucking heart, I have only one of those.

Jigsaw: Fine I’ll break your bones.

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Leprechaun: Jigsaw?! That’s not a name that’s a kid’s play toy.

Jigsaw: LOOK WHO’S FUCKING TALKING!!!!

Chucky: ~These two started fighting because of me........ sweeeeet~

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*tv turns on*

Jigsaw: Hello *insert name*, I want to play a game-

Billy: *appears behind Jigsaw and gasps* GUYS WE’RE ON TV!!!

Chucky: OMG WHAT’S THE FUCK UP WORLD!!!!!

Annabelle: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE P****!!!

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Jester: You probably shouldn’t laugh at Billy’s choices.

Blade: Yeah? And why not?

Jester: Well..... you’re one of them.

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Chucky: Next question, what do my eyes say to you?

Annabelle: You are too grumpy.

Torch: How dafuq do they change from different types of blue?!

Billy: You are blind in one eye???

Blade: Yeah dude I recommend glasses.

Jester: I want to run away whenever I look into them.

Leech Woman (Lesly): You need to learn how not to glare all the fucking time.

Jigsaw: I wonder how they would look if the sclera was all black like my eyes.

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-WARNING: not so funny ones coming up-

Joshi: I..... fell down the stairs again.

Teacher: You sure fall down the stairs a lot. And always seem to land on your eye.

Joshi: Y-Yeah! Clumsy me.... I’ll go sit down now-

Teacher: CALDER, TERENCE, AND JEREMY!!!! OUTSIDE WITH JOSH AND I NOW!!!!!

Joshi: !!! What are we gonna do out there?

Teacher: Just fallow me dear.

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Terence: What do you want, hag?

Teacher: TERENCE!!

Terence: Hey I always speak truth.

Teacher: Oh really? *lifts Joshi’s hair off of his face* Terence, if you “always speak truth” then tell me who did this.

Terence: Uhhhhhhh.......

Jeremy: Why do you always think it’s us?

Teacher: Oh I don’t know Jeremy... maybe because it has happened 67 times already and it is ALWAYS you three!!

Calder: Well Josh didn’t say it was us this time did he?

Teacher: He doesn’t need to say anything. Now tell me Terence, Who. Did. This?

Terence: *sweats heavily* UHHH CALDER!!

Calder: DUDE WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING SNITCH!!

Terence: I SPEAK THE TRUTH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!

Calder: YOU DON’T SNITCH ON JEREMY YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS KISSER!!!

Jeremy: DUDES SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Teacher: You three are making more trouble than necessary just by speaking.

Terence: SHUT UP HAG!

Teacher: ....... Joshua, go into the classroom.

Joshi: You’re really red ma’am, are you okay?

Teacher: I’M FINE!! GO INTO THE CLASSROOM!!!

Joshi: *runs into classroom*

‘’’’’’’’

Chucky: *healing Joshi’s bruises* So they were suspended?

Joshi: Mhm

Chucky: Y’know you can kill them right kiddo? It’s okay to unleash your killer instincts.

Joshi: I know, I just..... want to see their lives go into shit before I wipe them out.

Chucky: Now that’s what I’m talking about! *ruffles Joshi’s hair* You ARE my son.

Joshi: Yeah yeah ^///^

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Calder (17 years old): Hey fuck-head *slams hand on Joshi’s locker*

Joshi (16 years old): CALDER!! *hides face behind books*

Calder: You still hide your eye with your hair? Geez learn a new fucking style why don’t cha?

Joshi: ......... What do want?

Calder: Well now I’m thinking about some nice shopping. At first I was thinking this underground hang out but we can do that later.

Joshi: What?

Calder: C’mon fuck-head, let’s change purple to black.

Joshi: Um... I-I don’t think that’s-

Calder: *grabs Josh’s collar* What were you saying fuck-head?

Joshi: NOTHING! I’ll come with you!!

Calder: Good.

Joshi: But wait! School isn’t over yet!

Calder: And?

Joshi: I don’t want to get in trouble.

Calder: Your family kills people..... and I’m going to guess so do you. You really think skipping school is gonna be something to worry about?

Joshi: ..............

Calder: Whatever, put this on *tosses helmet to Josh*

Joshi: Huh, what is this for?

Calder: *starts mortocycle*

Joshi: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Calder: Awwwww is the little fuck-head scared of a bike?

Joshi: I-I a-am not.... I just....

Calder: Get on! It’s not that bad, just hang on.

Joshi: O-Okay. *gets on bike and wraps himself around Calder*

Calder: Okay? *rides off of campus*

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Billy: Blade?

Blade: Hm?

Billy: *sinks into Blade’s chest* Do you think..... we could see my family for my birthday next week?

Blade: ......!!!

Billy: I mean... I know you don’t think my mom likes you all that much, and that my brothers and sisters are annoying, but I think that they may want to meet Oliver. And I’m not gonna lie, but I miss them.

Blade: *grumpily says* Ugh fine. But that’s the only present I’m gonna give you. I was gonna buy you something nice but fuck that.

Billy: Okay! Thank you! I love you so much!

Blade: -///- Yeah yeah yeah whatever

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Calder: Huh, black really brings out your freckles.

Joshi: I.... really don’t think that I’m gonna get use to this Calder. These pants are made of latex, and they stick on my skin tightly. Also these spikes on my belt will make my sweaters get holes. And the shoes..........

Calder: Does your sweater cover your ass?

Joshi: Ye-yeah?

Calder: Then you’re fine. And be happy that I’m buying all this for you.

Joshi: I didn’t ask you to do this y’know.

Calder: Shut up fuck-head. After we buy these clothes, we will go to the food court. Then maybe get you some piercings or tattoos. Maybe both.

Joshi: NOOO!!!!!! PIERCINGS ARE NOT HAPPENING AND NEITHER IS ANY TATTOOS!!!!! I’M WAY TOO YOUNG FOR TATTOOS!!!

Calder: I’m not the appropriate age for tattoos, but look at this. *shows tattoo of a burning cross on his upper arm to Josh*

Joshi: .............. You’re a jackass.

Calder: C’mon fuck-head, it won’t hurt all that much.

Joshi: Ok, maybe piercings but that’s it!!

Calder: Fine, on your tongue, nose, eyebrows, or belly button?

Joshi: How about my fucking ears?

Calder: Meh at least it’s something.

Joshi: THIS MATTERS WHY?!

Calder: I can’t bring any wimps into The Underground. Only badasses enter.

Joshi: Why do you think I want to join this underground cult of yours?

Calder: It’s a hangout, not a cult, and I need to teach you how to be manly a little bit. It’s disgustingly painful to see you walk around in purple with your hair covering your entire face.

Joshi: Yeah okay I get it. This is only a one time thing though, then never again.

Calder: Yeah, sure it is......

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-WILD WEST CHUCKSAW AU FUCK YES-

~A small ginger head farmer enters the loud pub with his hat covering his face. His overalls was covered in the bright dirt and the weeds of his farming crops back home. He walked towards the black-haired bartender, quickly trying to reach the nearest chair at the counter table before any other drunker could steal it from him. He reached it, but the effort of getting up onto it was humiliating. The handsome bartender resisted the urge to laugh at him, the farmer seemed like a stressed out worker, and probably didn’t want to deal with embarrassment at the moment.~

The farmer: One beer, please.

The bartender: *quickly gets a beer bottle from the shelf and hands it to him*

The farmer: *mumbles thanks*

The bartender: I haven’t seen you around town. Are you new here pal?

The farmer: Yeah, ah came here after a pretty harsh divorce. Mah ex wife took all the money, along with mah twins, so ah had to come and work here as a lousy farmer 16 miles outta town.

The bartender: I’m sorry to here that. You seemed pretty stressed out.

The farmer: *chuckles* Well, ya seem all sweated out just bah pouring liquor into cups. Ah have to go into the hot sun every damn day in these god forsaken overalls along with sweater and heavy boots and giant hat, plowing crops and doing man’s work.

The bartender: ~Geez, not one full beer yet he’s already an asshole~ Uh, well, I applaud you Mr.......

The farmer: Ray. Charles Lee Ray. But my friends call mey Chucky. *holds out hand*

The bartender: *accepts handshake* Jigsaw Kramer.

Chucky: Well, Jigs, have fun with this easy job of yours. Though it’s probably the hardest, having to deal with farmers like mey or everyday cowboys telling you their uninteresting and time wasting stories.

Jigsaw: I really don’t mind. At all actually. I get to know who is worth shunning and not. You’re probably the only one who mentioned a divorce though.

Chucky: Oh lucky mey. Another beer please?

Jigsaw: *hands another beer*

Chucky: So, uh, tell me Jigs, are yah married?

Jigsaw: No... but I’ve been open to anyone recently.

Chucky: Heh, anyone huh? *gets closer*

Jigsaw: Y-yeah

Chucky: Welp! *goes back* Be careful. Some females just catch and release. Like fishermen.

Jigsaw: Oh... OH! Yeah females! Yeah definitely *feels awkward*

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the-fiction-witch · 5 years

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Chronic P1

REAL LIFE: COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SMUTTY AF

"I think..." I began "I have a problem." "Care to elaborate?" She asks "I think that I have a problem" I start "a chronic...mastabation problem" "Okay, how about we get started when this all began," she asks "Okay... I guess it all kinda started a few years ago." I explain...

I yawned, my head resting on my arm and my elbow on the table waiting for class to start everyone slowly wandering in after the long summer break I got my phone and text y/n as she was running late

'hey y/n, where are you class is about to start? Come on I can't save your seat much longer and I don't wanna sit with anyone else 😿😿'

'I'm coming I swear! I had to find a parking space two minutes Tommy I promise'

I laughed a little at her putting my phone away and watching the door for her as well as the clock almost timing her, while I waited a girl ran in and sat in the chair beside me, she had beautiful y/h/c hair and a sweet face, she had a strap dress on, with huge double D breasts, the skirt of the dress finished mid thigh but as she sat on the chair it rid up a little as she crossed one leg over the other and I could see the curve of her arse I froze looking at this girl get her books out her bag "Uhhhhhhh....ummm miss I uhh I was saving that seat for my Friend" I stuttered trying to avoid looking at her tits even if I wanted to "Tommy you dummy it's me" she giggled "Y/n!" I yelled in shock "Yeah," she giggled "What happened to you!" I asked her "I had a growth spurt while away" she shrugs "A growth spurt! You look like a fucking model! Or a porn star!" I complain "Awww thanks Tommy your so sweet" she smiled as class started, I couldn't keep my eyes off her the whole time, I felt weird... I mean she's been my best friend since we were like babies, and I don't know something about her just... Did something to me, my jeans felt so uncomfortable so tight whenever I looked at her till class was over so we went out sitting on a little bench out in the garden on campus I sat beside her still unable to stop looking at her "Thomas...are you alright?" She asks "Humm? Ohh yeah fine" I answered "You Uhhh you sure about that?" She says sounding worried "Yeah, why?" I asked her "Uhh pants Thomas," she says glancing down I was a little confused before I looked down "Ohh my god!" I yelled grabbing my backpack and putting it between my legs hiding the massive bulge that was in my jeans "I uhh I ummm" I stuttered "Thomas....what did you get a Bonner for?" She asks "I don't know! This is the first time it's done that" I complain unable to stop myself glancing at her chest and she looked down "Me!" She asked "I think so" I nodded "You.. got your first Bonner for me?" She asks "I think so... I'm sorry" I told her "No Thomas it's okay, don't worry it happens" she shrugs giving my cheek a kiss "just try not to think about it" she smiled getting her bag and walking off to her next class "Kinda hard when you do that sweetheart" I blushed,

That night when I got home I laid in bed unable to stop thinking about her, she had changed so much and looked so beautiful I felt that tightening again and looked down seeing that stupid bulge again so I sighed and pulled my shorts down to see what's going- Whoa! It's so big! And thick, I never really thought much about my cock before it's just never really bothered me but now, I was as hard as a rock and the shaft covered in desperate vains I blushed looking at what y/n had done to me making sure my door was shut and hearing my parents asleep in there room I held my base gently a little unsure before gently stroking "ummmm" I gently moaned into my mouth almost in shock it felt so nice I didn't stop turning my gently stroking to rubbing and rubbing to pumping I never ever wanted to stop I wanna do this forever my hips bucked towards my hand as I felt a strange sensation building and building and building until it one suddenly movement I felt like someone set off a firework in my cock but it felt so good overwhelming pleasure and satisfaction "uhh! Y/n!" I groaned as I finished my jizz coming out in little spurts onto myself "whoa... Humm y/n sweetheart look what you do to me" I groaned "this is gonna be fun" I smirked licking my bottom lip a little excited for what was to come.

I sat kinda awkwardly in y/n's little day bed as we watched tv, nothing had been the same since our first day back, it was awkward and strange but also really good, we had somehow become even closer willing to share everything with each other. "It's just ridiculous, why isn't there an E, because I don't fit In a D and I don't think I'm big enough for an F yet" she explained "I don't know y/n, how does it work again?" I ask "The number is round the letter is the cups which is the boobs themselves dummy, it goes up from A cup which is small boobs and keeps going up the bigger they get" she explained "Wait... so you where a double D now they think your a F?" I ask and she nods "my god your Gonna have big tits when your done growing them" "That's just it I don't wanna buy a whole new set of bras if I'm Going to be to big in another three months" she complained "your lucky boys boxers just have normal sizes" "Yeah but that also kinda sucks y/n, I mean I'm technically a small, but I don't think my dick is small... My dick is pretty big, I think I don't know I've not like measured it" "Yeah true, girls have special places we go and they measure our boobs for us" she smiled "Yeah guys have those there called perverts" I laughed making her giggle "Yeah pretty sure the people who measure for bras are pervs too" she giggled "it's literally part of the job them get to look and squeeze boobs" "I should move into that career" I laughed "Ohh come on you get Bonners for cereal" she laughs "One time" I complain "the lady on the box was hot...she had a swimsuit" "She was animated" she laughs "Animated tits are still good tits" I shrug "Thomas? Have you actually you know" she smirked "Have I what?" I ask "Touched a boob?" She asks "I have not" I answered "but I imagine they feel like... Squishy, and soft?" "I don't know I don't feel myself up often" she smiled "If I had boobs I don't think I'd leave them alone" I laughed "just like constantly playing with them" "You could play with mine If you wanted" she smiled "What!" I asked in shock "I'm kidding you perv" she laughs "Ooh... You scared me" I blushed "Give me a sec I'm going get a drink" she says giving my cheek s kiss and heading downstairs I didn't really know what to do here in her room when I spotted something out the corner of my eye something poking out her draw so I went over just to put it back in properly opening the draw.... Ohhh my god, it was filled to the brim with panties and bras all mixed in together all sorts of colours and styles all packed tight into this little draw I saw what was poking out a little red lace bra I went to put it in but found myself getting it out and looking at the soft fabric and the intricate lace pattern I felt my jeans tightening knowing what this was doing to me I can't not here! In her room she'll kill me she found me, ummm but I can't help it she comes back she's gonna notice straight away I have a Bonner I sat in her bed still holding the pretty bra putting it on the bed beside me undoing my jeans and slipping my hand in my eyes rolling back already trying to be fast with my pumps so desperate to cum especially here in her bedroom, on her bed, surrounded by her scent, by her soft pretty bra.... uuuummmm I'm really gonna do it? Cum in little y/n's bedroom, she could walk in on me, she could find me, umm that almost made me want to more the Risk of her finding out about what I was doing only made me go faster "uuummm uuuummm y/n... Sweetheart I'm- I'm gonna cum" I groaned feeling it twinge as I got closer and closer "uuuuuhhh uuuuuhh ummmm I'm gonna cum sweetheart, I'm so close for you... Uhh! Uuuuh!!! Y/n!" I moaned bitting hard on my mouth trying not to call out for her too loud as she was in the house, after all, I quickly did my pants up and hid her bra away "Hey" she smiled coming back just as I sat back down "Hey" I smiled blushing a little bit "You alright?" She asks sitting on her bed with me "Just fine y/n" I smiled giving her cheek a kiss.

It was raining like crazy so y/n offered me a lift home in her car so I didn't have to walk home in the rain I couldn't stop looking at her she looks so sweet and cute when she drives I smiled a little and decided to make a move, come on I can't stay jerking off and getting cheek kisses forever, I waited for her to change gear and when she did before she moved her hand back to the wheel I moved closer and took it holding her hand she smiled as she drove intertwining our fingers I pulled her hand close after a while and gave her hand a kiss making her giggle moving her hand away and playfully hitting my arm "I'm driving" she giggled "Sorry, " I blushed as she pulled up outside my house the rain somehow worse and the windows starting to fog a little "so...I'll see you tomorrow, thanks for the ride" "That's okay Thomas, anytime" she winked "Okay" I blushed "bye" I smiled giving her cheek a kiss "Thomas?" She asks as I pressed the latch to open the door "Yeah?" I asked turning back as I slightly opened it she blushed a little but moved forward and pressed her lips against mine I froze a moment before kissing her back and she moved her lips against mine so I did the same matching her speed and intensity pushing back a little and so was she I shut the door again her arms wrapped around my neck and I put mine in her waist or as close as I could give we did have the handbrake and gearstick between us, I was so happy lost in the moment, my first real kiss and it's with y/n, parked in her battered little car parked outside my house, the rain pouring out pattering in the metal roof, the window wipers on making a squeeky noise Every so often, the radio playing some little song it on so low I could barely hear it, the engine still gently running on tick over, the sound and lights of over drivers rushing past she moved a little closer licking her tongue across my lip I happily opened my mouth our tongues starting to move around each other as we kissed our lips clacking together often echoing in her car she pulled me closer and I did the same and I felt it this whole time my cock had been getting hard and I noticed now I was almost... Almost there from our kiss I went to pull back but she deepened our kiss I knew I should pull away but I couldn't she was too irresistible I kissed back deepening our kiss more, she gently moaned into my mouth slightly sucking on my tongue and - "Ummm...." I groaned pulling away as I felt myself rocket into my orgasm jizzing in my pants as I finished "I uhhhh I umm I should go" I told her "Okay" she smiled "see you tomorrow Tommy" "Till tomorrow, sweetheart" I smiled giving her lips a quick kiss before grabbing my bag and heading inside the house.

When I woke up I yawned, my parents were gone for the weekend and they have taken my sister...so I'm home alone? I know exactly what I'm doing. I stripped my shorts and my shirt off leaving me naked I grabbed my phone but it would load batteries probably too low where I forgot to charge it last night, so I hopped out my bed and grabbed my laptop opening my pictures were had saved finding my secret folder of all y/n's pictures, at the pool, on the beach, in tight dresses ummm anything I could use to get off I quickly got started roughly pumping my cock already desperate for it often moaning not worry about if anyone heard me or not "ummmm ummmm sweetheart! Uhh uuhh!" I moaned "Something wrong Thomas?" I heard as my bedroom door opened I quickly shut my laptop and covered myself with my duvet as y/n opened my bedroom door and came inside with her little dress and backpack "Uuuuuuuhhh y/n! Sweetheart! What are you doing here?" I asked shocked to see her "I came to visit, I used the spare key hidden in the garden" she explained "I wanted to keep you company while you were all alone" she smiled sitting on my bed with me and giving me a kiss "Awww sweetheart, that's so kind of you" I smiled giving her a cuddle "but I uhh I'm still in bed so can you uhh give me a minute to get dressed" "I don't care if your in your PJ's Thomas I wanna cuddle" she giggled "Uhh okay, you uhh you get cosy" I told her and she got off the bed to slip off her shoes and such so I grabbed my shorts from my bed quickly getting them on Just as she moved the covers and got into bed with me, I made sure to give her lots of space so nothing... Poked her or anything and she rested her head on my chest so I wrapped my arm around her too and gently plaid with her hair pressing a kiss to the top of her head I knew she was asleep not long after we cuddled up and honestly I felt tired too, even if I could feel my cock throbbing begging to be touched but I can't, as much as I want to get off she's laid on me I can't she'll know if I do, so I pulled her a little closer and tried to get some sleep, When I woke up y/n wasn't cuddled with me anymore she had moved away laid on her back fast asleep she looks so beautiful her hair a mess and her sweet face with a gentle sleepy smile, not to mention her tits almost falling out the top of her dress I sat up just watching her sleep a while but I noticed the problem was still there I was desperate, I gave her a kiss and nothing she didn't even flinch so I smirked biting my lip as I sat up on my knees looking at her pushing my shorts down letting my erection jump free I grabbed the base trying to be quick looking at my pretty little y/n fast asleep ummm I want my hands all over her roughly pumping trying to be fast I knew I wouldn't take me long when she's really here Infront of me I kept biting my mouth trying not to make much noise in case I woke her up "uumm y/n" I grained getting close and she moved gently stirring in her sleep with a sleepy little moan ooohh my god it was nice that little moan drove me crazy only imagining what her moaning for me would sound like "uuhh.... sweetheart... I'm gonna cum..." I moaned quietly getting faster just as I hit my peak and finished my hips bucking forward with each spurt of my cum each one landing either on my bedsheets or on y/n which only made me more horny, there was some on her dress, a little on her cheek and some on her breasts I froze unsure what to do I'll have to deal with it she wakes up and sees it she'll kill me! I pulled my shorts up and grabbed some tissues wiping clean the bed and my hand before getting a fresh tissue and carefully wiping it off her soft cheek get another and getting the little spurts on her dress, then I panicked getting a couple more and gently Running the tissues across her perfect breasts my finger caught a feel of one and I almost moaned it was so soft I made sure I got it all and threw the tissues in my bin Hiding them under a few chocolate bar wrappers and a popcorn bag, I couldn't help it... looking at her beautiful breasts as she slept and I got a little feel I couldn't stop now so I tugged the duvet away a little making her stur slightly taking a from grip on her breasts, they where huge! To big for my hands, so soft and squishy like marshmallow pillows of heaven especially where they where out at the top of her dress the skin there the softest I've ever felt skin to be "uuuh sweetheart" I groaned they felt so good I never wanted to stop touching them, I squeezed them giving her a grope over and over gently moving them making them move around in her dress up and down around and round I felt myself getting hard again so soon after the last one till suddenly "Hehehe Tommy you wanted to touch them so bad you could have asked" she giggled "Aaahhh! Y/n!" I yelled shocked she was awake moving my hands away and almost backing down my bed "you where awake!" "Yeah" she giggled "your groping woke me up you silly boy" she giggled "I'm sorry" I blushed "It's alright thomas, just ask next time" she smiled giving me a kiss

"Okay," I blushed "So uhh The grope woke you up?"

"Yeah why?" she asks

"well... I'm just curious as I uhhh I gave you some kisses?" I asked her

"awww you did?" she asks "You're too cute Tommy" she smiled giving me a kiss.

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