objectum culture is being in love with rebornica phone guy as a kid and realizing how attracted you are to phones later in life...

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for character ask, how about chrollo and/ or that ffxiv guy, Elidibus(?)

ooo lowkey wasnt expecting any LOL but thank ya!

Chrollo 🕷

First impression: I remember esp when i first got into hxh as a teen being like that guy is MEEEE and its stuck since

Impression now: Literally the same i love him sm, he's my fave from hxh

Favorite moment: ik its everyone's fave but the requiem scene got me hooked on him, like it just like stayed in my brain perminantly after that, another one is when he's speaking to killua and gon in the rain, like i love how ominous he looks in that scene. And ofc recently w the lil childhood arc we got for the phantom troupe recently, it was so cute seeing a time when chrollo was like rly happy amongst the troupe and how fascinating their whole dynamic is as a group.

Idea for a story: uhhh hm i honestly cant think of one for him???

Unpopular opinion: ik how that fandom is when it comes to the phantom troupe so i always keep my opinions to my damn self LMFAO

Favorite relationship: ehh idk tbh i used to ship him w a bunch of ppl but I'm p neutral now, i just. Zone in on him now (i have other faves in this series trust me)

Favorite headcanon: hmm ik its def not confirmed but i was one of the ppl who headcannoned that oito was related to him, i also headcanon his tattoo being on his back like a big one.

for Elidibus (oh boy)⛎

First impression: (MIND YOU i got into xiv as a teen in school and I didn't rly care abt the characters in xiv cos i was just playing for fun then besides like Estinien) I didn't rly like him/ didn't pay him much mind until like stb and shb.

Impression now: I love him so much like he's genuinely one of my fave characters in ff anyways, thanks to 5.3 that was a rly emotional day LOL. But uh??? he's def the only ffxiv character I've drawn the most besides my own wols. Pandaemonium is just making the brainrot worse oTL

Favorite moment: hmmm I rly loved just the entirety of his parts in 5.3 (also getting to hear his voice i love it) but the one that hit hardest for me was when he reached out in that one cutscene and the og wol was in it, i screamed LOL I'm a big square soft ff lore nerd so i was jumping for sure hehe. Uhh also in Pandaemonium with the famous 'say my name' part like gods i wish that was voiced i wish it was.

Idea for a story: Eh,,, I've written a lot of stories abt him and my wol ;v; but I haven't written any lately cos I've been kind of estranged w ff even tho i basically log in everyday lol. I did have a rly big one that had to do with gods & the convocation but I'm to uncomfortable to share any of my writing w other ppl ;w;

Unpopular opinion: uhh hm, ik its not unpopular but i hate when ppl act like he's a child b/c he's short and youthful looking compared to Emet and Lahabrea like.. as someone who isn't even 5'0 its like uhhh k does that make me a 10 y/o or smth like have you HEARD him talk????

Favorite relationship: uhh big big fan of him and Erichthonios together! They work and i love how Themis is just a lil wierdo and Erich is just babie, they're just. very endearing IMO. (idk if i can put my own wol & azem in this but yeah also ship them w him too)

Favorite headcanon: eh idk I think if it was a modern au he'd have tattoos, black lipstick and piercings and shit esp w snake motifs *shrugging*, def would be goth but also themis just gives like cinnamoroll aesthetic cutesy sort of vibes to me so LOL i think its cos he just reminds me of him (i still have depicted him goth and or grunge tho b/4 his zodiark era).

Gabi angel! please dont feel pressured to answer requests bc ppl cant be patient and wait -__- i noticed you’ve received a couple of asks from followers and anons saying they “have stuff to share with you” and how they “cant wait” but then they say its not meant to be guilt trippy ??? idk if its just me but i feel like theyre are taking advantage of your neurodivergency and lack of tone awareness (forgive me if im wrong i just assumed bcz in ur rules you say you need tone tags sometimes) by wording it a certain way and then saying oh i didnt mean it 😇 like??? thats disgusting and im sorry youre being rushed again pls dont feel pressured to hurry up or overwork yourself just because you have people saying they have a lot of thirsts or imagines to share that shit’s fucked up and they need to fucking be patient.

hi nonie thank u for this ! its kinda hard to set boundaries when im such a people pleaser bc i feel so guilty not writing some asks but its like… i state clearly that im not taking them but ppl just dont respect that or, like you said, they word it weirdly and then twist their words!!!!! like im autistic but im not an idiot >:[ just bc i have trouble with tone doesnt mean i wont notice when asks r meant to be pushy or smth. i have so many asks ive deleted bc its just people hounding me about opening requests or being rude bc they want me to write their ideas which is understandable! but i am not obligated to write everything i receive. if i havent replied to smth it may be because i simply didnt want to write it! and thats not a bad thing!! writers are allowed to reject ideas and shouldnt be pressured into writing them or constantly questioned on whether or not theyre gonna end up writing them :( idk its hard to stand up for myself cus i just feel so bad saying no or defending myself :/ agh sorry for rambling im a lil upset >:( but thank u for the sweet words and the nice little reminder ur a sweetheart mwah mwah thank u for being patient my love

Thoughts of a newly resurrected girl

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

Young dwarf Thorin

happy new year Ego!!! Just wanted to let you know that I absolutely adore your twst fanart and the tags are just an absolute pleasure to read! You are my greatest inspiration for my personal twst art and I just wanted to thank you for your wonderful masterpieces <333 if possible, may I ask what are some of your headcanons for the diasomnia family? If not for diasomnia then any other characters are fine as well!

thank you, and happy new year! 💚💜💚 that is amazing to hear; it's always a little bewildering but super flattering that other people like my silly little doodles so much!

I don't think I really have any really solid headcanons and also canon keeps validating me left and right (FLUFFY DOMESTIC DIAFAM IS REAL). mostly just kind of...impressions and general thoughts, if that makes sense! lately though I've been kind of obsessed with thinking about Lilia's hair, and specifically when/why he ended up cutting it. (l-look, we're bouncing around the timeline and I gotta make decisions about these things when I draw, it's relevant) (I mean I would probably be weirdly fixated on this anyway, but.)

I think I've settled on the idea that he kept it long until he went to NRC, partly because 1) I like drawing The Ponytail, and 2) I think he thought of NRC as a chance to reinvent himself a bit! he gets to go and be a wacky carefree teenager for a few years and have fun! (officially he's there to keep an eye on Son #1, but how much trouble could he get into, really.) so he gave himself a Cool Teen Haircut to go with his fresh new Cool Teen Persona!

also maybe he had some reflection on his hair's troubled past with three kids...

...and had to weigh his vanity versus the fact that he was going off to be around hundreds of kids on a daily basis, and. the choice suddenly seemed obvious.

they’re decorating the tva

Nothing Beats Pizza On A Cliff

Right? And some things are said...

Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part FIVE | Part SIX | Part SEVEN | Part EIGHT | Part NINE | Part TEN

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

November 20 interrogation but they had a long talk

talking to friends in general makes me so anxious lately. texting and waiting for a reply, thinking that maybe they grew tired of me (and that maybe they're not even missing me in the gc because i don't have a phone at the moment) maybe i am a bother cause I'm always inviting them to play or do something else and they decline most of the times. then thinking that i complain too much and maybe that's why no one's coming to talk to me or even bother asking if I'm doing ok. i always wanted to have friends to play online with and having those friends have been overwhelming for me. i made a new friend here and she's been so so kind with me, and I'm afraid i can lose the friends i made here too. i don't want to lose anyone because of my needy annoying self.

i know i complain a lot but these past weeks have been really overwhelming and hard for me. idk and I've been thinking too much, that kinda sucks. at least I'm glad i was able to bring appreciation weekend back, i know i failed two weeks but I'll eventually get it together.

just rambling

Neil is there to protect the one who protects them all.

Andrew always knew how to protect. He sure has his own ways that many fail to understand but the bottom line stays the same.

With Neil coming into his life he gets to be something else than just the protector - which I want to talk about here.

The exy obsessed junkie who claims to only care about his own survival is the first one who sees beyond Andrews play - who sees that Andrew doesn’t take care of himself at all. Too busy keeping an eye on everyone to care about what happens to his own self. And Neil hates it furiously.

So Neil puts Andrew first.

Starting with his health. Exy is important to Neil but he knows Andrew needs to get off the drugs first. The foxes found it easier to deal with Andrew while he’s on drugs, so they didn’t put much effort into changing that - Neil though. Neil saw what the drugs did to Andrew. So they had to get rid off it as fast as possible.

So he makes a deal. He gives up a piece of a truth, gives a promise and makes him go take care of himself.

He punches Riko because he couldn’t stop himself.

He agrees to go to Evermore - he agrees to torture just to keep Andrew save.

Afterwards he refuses to back down his care after being explicitly told to. “If it means loosing you then no”.

After being brutally tortured, one of the first things he does is inspecting Andrews bruises. Inspecting Andrews bruises the same way Andrew inspects his. “All that time fighting and you never learned how to duck?”

He told the cops off when they indicated getting Andrew off him “you’ll what, asshole?”

He was there in a heartbeat the second Andrew got pushed in the final game. And only backed off after checking Andrew was really alright.

For the first time Andrew has someone who has his back the same way he had the backs of everyone else for years. Andrew is fiercely protective and for the first time he is fiercely protected too.

“You are a pipe dream.”

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

Monster Clover, like this is so awesomecool.

They're such a little beast and it is amazing and please i need more, like written text even i just need the juicy lore and emotional moments that are circling in ur brain.

HAT: RETRIEVED!!

running around in circles. nimona and ballister. do you get it. she wakes up from a nightmare and immediately calms down when he comforts her because she trusts him. he quite literally jumps off a balcony because he knows she’ll catch him. she tells him what shapeshifting feels like. lets him bandage her leg. he’s absolutely overjoyed when he sees her again at the end. he goes from rejecting her to accepting her to begging her to come back to rejoicing when she does. not only does she come back to life but she comes back to HIM. to her HOME. SHE FINDS HIM AGAIN IN ANOTHER LIFETIME. SHE GOES BACK TO HIM ON PURPOSE. DO YOU GET IT.