I've been watching a lot of those "mario bosses with lyrics" videos (ie juno songs, man on the internet) so I thought I'd start writing som lyrics for the final boss theme of Wario: Master of Disguise!! SPOILERS AHEAD
Terrormisu's Theme with LYRICS (WIP)
OHHHH-HOH-HOH-HOH-HOH!! Surprise, milord! Were you expecting, say, the spirit of the Cobalt Star? Well, sorry to say, you've been PLAYED like a HARP! On that NOTE, why don't I explain everything. I've always wanted to have my own SHOW TUNE...
(SONG BEGINS HERE - FOLLOW ALONG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67qNZONr42s)
So many years of waiting, now I'm free!
I'm grateful to you for unleashing me!
You've been a dear since we met at the peak,
All tangled up in my web of deceit...
'CAUSE TERRORMISU ISN'T SWEET!
In a faraway land,
The king of sand was a greedy man,
Called me forth, made a pact
His people for riches, signed the contract
(AND THEN I STABBED HIM IN THE BACK!)
Twas overkill, true
But sealed for eons?! What's Cannoli's excuse?
The Wishstone he cast me into
So many centuries with nothing to do!
Worry not, Wind and Wand, for I'll pay you fair,
For your troubles I'LL EAT YOUR SOULS LIVE ON AIR.
My pleasure! A fabulous moment to treasure
What a treat to be your series finale!
I am teaching some pedestrian safety “games” at an event for little kids my work is putting on tomorrow, and we have a rhyme about the steps of safely crossing the street, and I turned it into a little sneaky-sounding minor key song (I will be bringing my ukulele) to make it more fun and memorable for the kids, and now it is hopelessly stuck in my head and will probably be the mental soundtrack to my long run today
So the recent strange-aeons video made me nostalgic. And while Songify was iirc post-2010 (therefore too recent for straenge's video series), I was still trying to dig up a particular video of theirs that's lived in my brain for ages now. It's the songified Rainbow Sponge Lady. Sometimes my brain will, out of nowhere, play the line "I squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze a virgin. AUGH." I know that a rewatch wouldn't live up to my memories, but I still had to try, right?
...the video does not exist
I have found two pieces of evidence that it did once exist, but that's barely anything for a classic Songify.
ID: two screenshots. First, a Facebook post by "Full Frontal MMA," dated 1 July 2015. The post includes a link to a YouTube video entitled "I Love To Wiggle - Sponge Lady Songified!" and subtitled "The Rainbow Sponge lady sings a song about wiggles! A song called I L..." The subtitle cuts off, and the preview image is greyed out, indicating that the video is unplayable. Second, a tumblr post by "side-of-fries," dated 25 Dec 2013. The post reads in all caps "They songified the rainbow sponge lady; my life is complete." The post includes an embedded YouTube video, which has no preview image, instead stating "Video unavailable: This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated." End ID.
One Facebook link from 2015, and one Tumblr embed from 2013, neither of which work anymore. I can't find reuploads on YouTube or Vimeo. Songifies like the one of the eHarmony cat lady have reuploads everywhere. The Rainbow Sponge Songify doesn't seem to be Waybacked and it isn't listed in any Internet Archive "classic YouTube videos" uploads (though I haven't watched archived video compilations without listed contents - it may live in one of them). I can't even find any other posts where people mention the video's existence.
Does anyone have other tips for finding this video again? Anyone have it downloaded onto an old laptop, re-uploaded unlisted to their YouTube, anything? I know it existed, but it seems to have just ... evaporated into the void of the internet.
Do you have a cat? if yes does your cat fall asleep on your keyboard?
YES! two cats actually! and they do absolutely fall asleep on my keyboard, but only when i’m trying to fucking use it
it’s kind of cute really, they will follow me to whatever room i am in;;;;;; at any point i can look up and see one or both of them lounging somewhere nearby ☺️ and for some reason when i’m on my computer especially they want to be RIGHT in front of me
here are some pics of the lads!!! First up, my big baby boy, his full christian name is Marbled Cream Cheese Brownie
he is named after a flavor of bluebell icecream that existed for like a month before they did that recall in 2015. glad they recalled that shit because it was dangerous, but i had that flavor once and it changed my life. tbh half the time i just call marble “baby,” he probably thinks THAT’S his name. he gets the full name when he’s being a little shit (i.e. caterwauling and singing the song of his people in front of my roommates door at 3 am)
next up my darling little boy, BORN on halloween, pumpkin spice latte!
he is a sweetheart, an angel. literally even if he’s in the middle of playing you can just stick your hand up by his face or grab his toy, and he might grab you back!!! but he either doesn’t use his claws or puts them away quickly. even if he starts trying to gnaw on your hand he is so gentle and careful not to break the skin;;; his momma is my brother’s cat, and my parents have another one of her kittens. literally all of her babies are the most well behaved and sweet and cuddly cats we have ever had. tho we got her fixed finally after the second surprise litter from her somehow sneaking out. >.>
just because i love them, here’s the momma, Lulabell, and her other kitten that my parents kept, Lobster! (she has a birth defect on one paw that looks like a little lobster claw! it doesn’t affect her health except that she walks a little different and has to get her claws trimmed more often, to keep them from curling back into her toe-beans when they grow. her name was originally starburst to match my food themes, but lobster still technically counts and it’s the name that stuck :P)
mama lulabell
lobster! (feat. pumpkin, they love each other soooo much. ONLY con to moving out of my parent’s house)
thanks for the ask anon! i’ll take ANY opportunity to gush about my kitties!
School choir and dance concerts are the only place you can, hear the entire nightmare before Christmas soundtrack, a secular Ukrainian chant, a songified poem, something from hotel Transylvania 2, the gravity falls theme, and a rickroll in the span of 90 minutes.