R2D2: (spewing 1 million space slurs a nano second in beep Boops and whistles only decodable by highly intelligent translation robots and also every random fucking space pilot in the galaxy that can just speak it I guess)

C3P0:

Is José Francisco Morales Rivera de la Cruz related to Guillermo de la Cruz or will Harvey Guillén only play a de la Cruz🤔🤔

Finding virgins can be difficult, can’t it? 🙃

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore

is it gay sex

A little too familiar...

My contribution to @wwcitszine volume 3! Was going to post this sooner but I got too busy and forgot... It was a really fantastic charity zine though! Thanks to everybody who purchased it!

I don't think the Shadows writers forget about major-ass plot points like the Van Helsing thing or the entire season's worth of Baby Colin. (or the djinn, for that matter.) these things just come up when it's useful to the story for them to come up.

for instance: Baby Colin's been something they never even mentioned all season. episode 8, we need reasons every single character thinks that Laszlo might be upset that are actually about their own self-absorbed vibes (because that's how everyone in the house is). so Nadja thinks it's because of the hex that's consumed her life (while visibly doing nothing to her because it doesn't exist), Nandor thinks it's because of what a great place he's in emotionally (while constantly, obsessively thinking about Guillermo), Guillermo thinks it's about the failed experiments.

and because we don't have anything for Colin, who tries to stay out of everyone's craziness, he starts remembering the years he spent as a baby - and that's so we, as the audience, will wonder if that's why Laszlo is upset.

and in the end, Laszlo isn't upset about any of those things! he's just having a huge hyperfixation moment, because that's a much funnier joke. but now we've brought Baby Colin back up and maybe we can play with for any future episodes, because now was the organic time to mention it again, without forcing Laszlo to be paralyzed with depression the whole season.

What We Do In The Shadows: Sometimes It Really Is That Deep

but also What We Do In The Shadows: Sometimes It's Just That Stupid

wow!!!!!

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.06 | Urgent Care

No drain, no game.

HE WAS MY BODYGUARD. HE WAS MY BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

guillermo always runs to nandor’s room to be safe. he seeks out nandor’s room as a place where he will be ok. he does that when he’s distressed about his slayer heritage, or nandor moving away, or when thinking about his failed turning. he does it when the most powerful vampire EVER is trying to shred him to pieces, and he is saved, in some roundabout way, by nandor

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.07 Hybrid Creatures

Whoever put him in this fucking outfit deserves a raise

and then he broke all of his bones. tragic