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liliththeimp · 2 days

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Farmhand! Simon HC’s (fem!reader, SFW)

Farmhand. Farmhand but in a way that will water down the harsh southern living into sweet tea and fireflies and cattle all because I'm a silly delulu squirrel who wants my life to be easy right now.

I'm into escapism and fake scenarios can't you tell?

Anywho, my main point about this is I can't stop thinking about farmhand! Simon and its curing my depression a little bit so heres some head cannons lol

(Ain’t proof read, per usual :P)

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Farmhand! Simon, who you met after returning home from a trip with your friends, the new masked face a surprise addition to your grandfather’s ranch, considering your grandfather ain’t one who asked for help often. Let alone someone from England.

Farmhand! Simon, who decided to move to the states for a job opportunity, and innocently assuming he’d take care of a lonesome old couple and that was that. Little did h know he’d find your cute little puppy ass fluttering around him curiously every time he turned around.

Farmhand! Simon, who is very distant and quiet, no matter what advances you made to try and slink around to bother him, he would always shy away with a grunt and wrangled horses into their stalls, and your guess was he wasn’t very friendly.

Farmhand! Simon, who is embarrassed by your sudden appearances and advances into helping. He’s grateful for his hat and the bandana tied around his face to hide his embarrassment around you- otherwise you’d find out underneath all that he loved checking you out in that short red gingham dress, the way it rode up your thighs when you bent over the fences to hand him water or reach for his hat to spite a reaction from him.

Farmhand! Simon, who will wake up at the crack of dawn to make back tea and gets the feeding out of the way, so if you woke up early enough, you were able to spot him hard at work before the sun glinted across him.

Farmhand! Simon, who helped carry laundry baskets for you outside before rudely dropping them to go collect some bails of hay for the horses, it only because he got so embarrassed by the way you’d look up to him as you talked, fluttering your lashes like you two were friends.

Farmhand! Simon, who finds you asleep in an empty hay-blanketed horse stall next to Gideon, the newborn horse calf. It melted his heart a bit, seeing the glow on the sunset glisten across your skin, kissing your hair and making you glow even more than you should. To see you curled up against the calf so sweetly.

Farmhand! Simon, who begrudgingly picked you up from your napping post and up into his arms effortlessly, carrying you across the field for a few minutes to admire your sleepy features, the way you twitched your nose, the way you curled up against his chest, curling the fabric of his flannel in your fingers as if you weren’t close enough.

Farmhand! Simon, who put you up to your bed, brushing a stray curl from your temple to hesitantly peck your forehead, bushing his finger across your lips for good measure.

Farmhand! Simon, who will eventually start to come closer to you, and begins to allow your help around the ranch.

Farmhand! Simon, who will work from 5am-12pm for a break and walks in on your making him some lunch (embarrassingly refuses to eat in front of you, instead goes out into the barn to eat with the animals.)

Farmhand! Simon, who nearly looses his mind at how you cook for him, sweet or savory, he thinks it’s divine.

Farmhand! Simon, who got so love sick at your appreciation, went to an auction and got you a new calf, which you name Duck.

Farmhand! Simon, who starts thinking this is your illegitimate child together, (will also get a bit jealous at your attention for the calf instead of him, he wouldn’t allow himself to really feel to though, cause why would he want that nasty fluffy crap?)

Farmhand! Simon, who will bring you out late at night to capture deep in the woods, the virescent glow of fireflies that dances around you lit up your eyes with a beaming smile like some puppy chasing them through the trees, while he watches for afar, finding that this was the moment he fell in love with you.

Farmhand! Simon, who has gotten so comfortable, on his breaks he’ll let you make him picnics and eats with his bandana off, but inched away -only cause he’s shy of you starring at him like he stares at you- or the potential denial of his scarred features who scare you away,

Farmhand! Simon, who will give you a giant bear hug before you or he goes anywhere, just to make sure ;)…especially if youre out in town, he’ll be sure to keep any small town weirdos from getting to close to you.

Farmhand! Simon, who will eventually become so lax around you, he enjoys the time you take to be around him, laying your head on his stomach as you read, the low buzz of the radio drifting around you with the sound of crickets starting to chime together at the sunset. While Simon’s hand had a beer in it, the free one hesitantly inches towards the ends of your hair, twirling the strand around experimentally, hoping you didnt feel it while he memorized the softness and texture, hoping one of these days he can fully run his and through your hair.

Farmhand! Simon, who eventually kisses you the night before you leave for college, wanting you to understand he would wait for you, if you’d wait for him too.

#simon ghost riley #Cod #simon riley x reader #farmhand au #Someone sedate me #I need him in a way concerning feminism

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p1ssonmemaster · 2 days

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Does anyone else wanna have their face strapped to a sweaty woman's armpit after a long day and be forced to only breathe in the dirty musky stench? No? Just me? Okay then

#musk kink #dumb puppy #hornyposting #hornyyy #send threats #send pervy asks #someone sedate me #armptis

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claiireluv · 2 days

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flickergate we are SO FUCKING BACK

#byler #flickergate #byler flickergate #stranger things season five #stranger things #someone sedate me #byler theories #milkvan is bones

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the-eyes-of-andyserkis · 2 days

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#oh my goddddd #WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD #that power stance is going to end me one day #his smile 😭#and his profile????#someone sedate me #andy serkis #owen teague #kevin durand #freya allan #wes ball #kingdom of the planet of the apes

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stonedporcupine · 11 hours

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I just know she's hiding the most delicious abs underneath that armour 🙏

I would die happy in between her legs :)

(also still working on the Lin x reader fic)

#legend of korra #lin beifong #lin beifong x reader #avatar the last airbender #fanart #tank top lin #someone sedate me #im thirsty

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miiokae · 3 days

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Bad B*tch Duo: Undead Edition

#art #artists on tumblr #fanart #the untamed #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #someone get my boys some therapy #someone sedate me

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danibee33 · 4 months

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*ahem* Simon “Ghost” Riley (that’s it, that’s the whole post)

#myyyy godddddd #someone sedate me #im so feral for this #like COME ON #simon riley #ghost #cod fandom #i need him biblically

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mydairpercabeth · 4 months

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sigh

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv #percy jackson the lightning thief #percy series #percabeth #percy x annabeth #THE SHIP WARS #OH MY GODS PLEASE #SOMEONE SEDATE ME #NO MORE PLEASE #leah jeffries #leah sava jeffries #walker scobell #live action pjo

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mischieviem · 11 days

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That natural soup show or whatever

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guarddogbutch · 4 months

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saying "atta girl" to her after she cums for the sixth time in a row

#femme brain rot rn #someone sedate me #butch nsft #t4t nsft #dyke nsft #butch4femme

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diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls · 3 months

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something about the night changing

#someone sedate me #percabeth #percy and annabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #the lightning thief #pjo tv series #episode 8

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sickbromeo · 3 months

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percy saying i’m sorry to luke after accidentally hitting him cause he still sees luke as a friend and doesn’t want to hurt him only for luke to turn around and purposely hit him and lowkey try to kill him?? for annabeth reveal herself meaning she just watched someone she sees as family betrayed not just her but everyone they care about at camp ????

waste 30 seconds of my life 10/10 best piece of media ever created the most evil thing rick riordan has ever done wouldn’t make my worst enemy have to watch that emotional roller coast i’ll be watching that at least 5 times a day for the next month

#ricky when i catch you ricky #ALSO THE TRIO SCENE AT THE END #SOMEONE SEDATE ME #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #luke castellan #pjo #pjo spoilers

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tennant · 9 months

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