Jon Matteson and Joey Richter in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) / The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018)

It's kinda hilarious how the Lords in Black looked at Ted and went "yeah, no, fuck this one guy in particular" for no real discernible reason. Like, obviously, there's Tinky and his Spankoffski Poké Ball, but then there's Pokey who a) turned homeless!Ted immediately and then had him dance two feet away from his infected little brother and b) passes up on turning anyone with Join Us or Die solely to taunt/beat up Ted with his girlfriend and her husband. And! They all collectively agree that they're gonna try to make Grace/Steph/Peter all think that killing Pete is the way to go, even though they shouldn't really care whether Steph dies or Grace loses her [redacted] because they're all still "things they cherish the most". What the hell made these eldritch beings decide to fixate on fucking Ted of all people??

“I let him die / Taking your advice”

Why is this so amusing to me. Henry Cavill is leaving and I am laughing my ass off. Jesus fucking Christ. I will still watch seven seasons of this train wreck but maybe just cancel it now 😂🤦‍♀️

Joey Cowboy to end the day !

no offense but some of you guys are going from "yeah they didn't style jaskier's hair very well from the looks of this trailer :/// not a good stylistic choice considering how well we've seen his long hair styled in other stuff" to "OH MY GOOOD LOOK HOW BIG THEY'RE MAKING HIS FOREHEAD LOOK THEYRE MAKING IT LOOK SO BIG" really fucking fast and really. from the bottom of my heart. gotta say. it's not it

Ok but imagine ur in college, it’s ur first day of college ur in class sitting down pulling out ur laptop getting ready for class then all of the sudden you see this man walking in in a rush talking about “good morning everybody” oh my god I would go insane if this man was my teacher

If i see one person saying that welt is married to tesla i am going to KMS.

Some more memes, featuring KingKay with cats vs. Jalim with cats

"lol in an actual fight between Kaiba and Jounouchi Kaiba would win" do you hear yourself. Jounouchi could kill him. Kaiba may have the body and reflexes of a praying mantis but Jounouchi has a cold clock that can break a grown man's jaw while his teeth are clenched. That means he SHATTERED HIS JAW. IN ONE GODDAMN HIT. Kaiba better count his lucky stars that Jou is too dedicated to Yugi friendship to resort to violence by the time he meets him.

can someone just take Mike's twitter account away from him already. i'm so fucking tired.

like dude just shut the fuck up.

Anyway. I vote we just ignore him forever actually and we do whatever we want with canon now. These two don't deserve it. And no I'm not just talking about this incident.

There's more. [x]

LOTS MORE. [x]

i think about this every single day

The hold Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious has on me is insane. It's such an innocuous song, about going to a party where you don't know anyone, but from the moment it starts it has me freaking hooked and then by the time the last chord plays I am sobbing. The lead in of Madeline's cute little "what's my note"- to Joey finishing up complaining about messing it up again- though I have not been able to find any errors in my hundreds of listens. Every piece of this song feels so achingly human. It perfectly captures that feeling of being so udderly lost in a crowd, not knowing how to cross that chasm that looms in-between you and everyone else. And it brings it down to us, with a narrator who uses her headphones to keep her head from falling off, and who feels like the closest he will ever get to all the strangers swirling outside is their empty coats.

And holy crap! That little lie you tell yourself: that you simply like being on your own, only to find out you are in fact lonely, just not for a crowd or party, but for the one person who makes you feel loved and happy and shares one of half of their earbuds when everything is too overwhelming. Yea, that feeling. That's there!

And how the lyrics have everything from the ruthless poetiscim of "I'll sing silence and ask my glass of wine for guidance" to a line about dressing your cat up like Batman, because guess what? He's awesome, like you!

I just love it with all my heart. Joey Batey, Madeleine Hyland, o my heart, you have done it again, thanks for freaking reaching in side of me and clawing out my humanity, its incredible.

And if you haven't listened to DSFTSA, what are you doing? Go listen right now. It's awesome. Like me.

Cut him some slack he's lived underground all his life

i need to go pound joey drew into a pulp RIGHT NOW