fallen-goldfishcracker
A frog with feelings
Hi! Multi-fandom. Writer. Perhapsitiswitchcraft on ao3. At any given time I'm probably screaming about Baldur's Gate, the Owl House, Dimension 20 or the Amazing Devil :D
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Nothing Like the Sun: Chapter 18
In which Wyll peels potatoes, Astarion touches things he shouldn't, and both of them begin to realize how much they don't know about each other…
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Astarion/Wyll
Characters: Astarion, Wyll, Ulder Ravengard, Cazador Szarr, Dalyria, Petras, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Intrigue, Trauma, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Ulder Ravengard's A+ Parenting, both these boys need hugs, but I'm going to be mean to them first, Unsolicited Fatherly Courtesan Procurement
Summary: Ulder Ravengard wants Wyll to enjoy more of the pleasures of youth, and Cazador Szarr has a solution: an enticing present for the young lord's birthday, in the form of an irresistible pale elf. To Astarion's surprise, Wyll is more interested in companionship than carnal pleasure. Their budding friendship sends ripples through the Gate's elite. But as that friendship begins to blossom into something more, the Grand Duke is called away to Elturel...
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"her response was to be mad at us, and not to kill her parents?"
-adaine abernant, who committed patricide less than a year ago
and the thing is, it's not a bad point
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couldn’t get this out of my head
twt for 4k image:
https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1780524884239503677?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
the context:
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I made another Astarion render. Look, I just need to get this out of my system, then I'll go back doing my other stuff.
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we rejected a major label offer.
this is why.
our new album, how to build an ocean instructions, is out everywhere as of today.
listen to it here.
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pick up ur wet cat please :/
he puts water everywhere
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The companions on whether they are morning people or not
Lae'zel: absolutely a morning person are you kidding me? She was raised in the military. She's never heard of sleeping in. That's for weak ghaik. Is consistently annoyed when the other companions sleep in.
Wyll: morning person but likes to sleep in when he can. But he's always frickin doing Stuff™ so he can't. Monsters don't sleep in so neither can he. He likes early morning cuddles though.
Shadowheart: a completely unpredictable force. The kinda person you find awake at 4 AM and there's no way to know if they just got up or stayed up. Gets up early and stays up late and goes to bed early and sleeps in late completely indiscriminately.
Gale: the furthest from a morning person you can get. This guy was up until 3 reading random academic disputations in a field he does not study. If he doesn't have to, he's not getting up.
Astarion: The Morning Person. beats Lae'zel out for "gets up insufferably early". On one hand, he has an advantage because he doesn't need to sleep like anyone else, but mainly he likes watching the sunrise every morning after not having it for two centuries, and it's very upsetting for him when he misses it.
Karlach: she is not a morning person or a night owl she is A Sleeper™. She's eepy. She can get up early (not a lot of safe sleeping in the Hells), but now that she's out she's not getting up unless there's an massive disaster. Will sleep anywhere. Big snorer.
#bg3#bg3 companions#baldur's gate 3#astarion bg3#wyll bg3#lae'zel bg3#karlach#shadowheart#laezel#wyll ravengard#astarion#karlach cliffgate
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"fuck hunters" is an uneducated statement. hunters are bigger wildlife advocates than most people, and when you make generalized statements like "fuck hunters" you are clearly referring to either a) the hunters you knew who bragged about not following the laws or b) you're clutching your pearls over people who kill animals.
hunters are extremely important for our ecosystem! they keep wild populations in check, are one of the biggest funders for conservation efforts, and help promote sustainable land practices. not only is hunting beneficial for our land, it is also a tradition for many families for putting food on their tables and just for the sport and camaraderie. there will always be hunters who break the rules, but the people who follow them are the people who help sustain wildlife for everyone to enjoy.
reevaluate your beliefs if you are jumping to say "fuck hunters" when you read or hear about someone enjoying hunting. hunters are not heartless killers, most of us are people who care about animals and maintaining their natural habitats.
#Very true op and should be said but you should know when I saw “fuck hunters”#I thought fuck as in sex#And was very offended as someone who believes wholly in fucking hunters#Is it uneducated? Maybe idk I never went to college#I just think they're hot#Look at that brilliant self-restraint and genuine connection to our ecosystem#But anyways yes op very right
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Orestes
#SHIT#wOOOOO boYY#I'm normal I swear don't look at me#wOOOOoHeeeWOooOOOOObadadadadabum#Deeeeeep breaths#Gosh#My favorite guy ever!#Also op your art is so freaking pretty this is frickimg GORGEOUS#The like shape of him and the way you used the paints to highlight is just so#Bzhdhdjhsjsbs#If I wasn't a coward this would be my desktop background right frickimg NOW#I love him#deep breaths#bg3 fanart#bg3 wyll#wyll#wyll ravengard
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
#Every single fucking color rocks sorry to the haters#And personally#I think many of them rock together
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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not to be too sapphic but,,,,, madeleine hyland
am i correct
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everyone's freaking out about the new game changer lore(?)
but i think we know the MOST important part of this episode
everyone's increasingly hopeless remarks as they're introduced
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"Pretty enough to paint. Too bad I don't have a canvas. Or paints. Or the skills."
Never change, Wyll. Never change.
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wyllstarion is everything to me because they both get what they need. astarion needs sincerity and romance and softness. wyll needs someone who is willing to be a MASSIVE fucking cunt on his behalf and encourage him to be more selfish.
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