#Deeeeeep breaths
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If y'all don't ever hear from me again, please be aware the last thing I did was watch Kino's m/v.
Lord help me.
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The hill I will die on is that people who eat fish but not other forms of meat should call themselves pescatarian and not vegetarian
Or they can say "I eat fish but not OTHER FORMS OF meat."
Whenever I hear the sentence "I don't eat meat I just eat fish" the devil possesses me once again
#or worse#i dont eat meat i just eat fish and chicken#DEEP BREATHS.... IN AND OUT.... DEEEP DEEEEEEP BREATHS..........#please just#please
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Don't you just love it when you're texting someone, you ask a couple questions and they only give a one worded answer but you don't know which question they're answering
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God- I'm about to return on insta and I'm nervous as all hell,,
I.. don't like it all but for a not-fully-formal gallery is quite nice so- gotta suck it up and try to use it;;
#the cloud can speak oh boi#It's just- ough some people I know irl are on there and having them perceive me online too?? Hhhh#deep breaths deep breaths- even if you're cringe it's cool.. deeeeeep breaths;;
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"i'd like to go at my pace cuz if we go with yours it's gonna take a long time"
#FUCK FEARNE#YOU A CIRCLE OF WILDFIRE DRUID#BUT THAT WAS FUCKIN' FRIGID COLD#HOLY FUCK#had to take DEEEEEEP breaths#that was SCATHING#jesus fuck#critical role#critical role spoilers#fearne calloway
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Not the perfect disabled today
#sophie speaks#me listening to my needs be overlooked even though i cannot stop myself from physically harming myself for someone else: no its fine ^^#deeeeeep breath#i understand that we're all doing our best but oh my god i have had two fits in kess than a week
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age gap discourse has rotted the brains of people on this website i cannot lie
#15 and 18 is NOT A WEIRD GAP#looooort above#maturity is not based on age first of all#also#like. y'all. someone could have JUST turned 18 and only be a few months past 2 years older than their partner#them dating is not fucked up#and teens mature at different fuckin rates#an 18 year old with a good home life will be less mature than a 15 year old with a bad one#and those extra three years become pretty meaningless#i know a 22 year old that has achieved more “life milestones” than most#because they had to become an adult by 15#everyone needs to take a deeeeeep breath and calm the fuck down
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btw is a sore throat and difficulty breathing a covid symptom ? i dont even know anymore
#i have to take a deeeeeep breath every other minute because i feel out of air#but it hurts so badly
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okay it’s happening i’m going to LA to sit in field club and extend a grabby claw over the side of the tunnel to pat players on the head
#none of the other plans are finalized but i have a game ticket so lfg#then i’m gonna take a deeeeeep breath and see how this fares through the off season because i would love to be slightly less obsessed#dear diary#me @ me: that’s a red flag#me: but this is fun
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Yandere Sky Headcanons
Sky is, without a doubt, a hopeless romantic when he’s in love. We’ve seen him swoon and sigh dreamily when thinking about his loved one, he’s THAT kind of lover boy. Naturally, when adding a layer of insanity tinged love sickness to that adoration, he’s prone to becoming very affectionate.
Unless you are as dense as a rock, it will be no secret that the Hero of the Skies is head over heels in love with you. He basically has heart shaped pupils whenever he looks at you, cartoon heart bubbles magically appear around his head when in your vicinity and his face turns so red you’d think he had a high fever.
Sky is a devout yandere, obsessive in every way, shape and form, and protective to a fault. Even when not around you, you occupy his thoughts and daydreams to the point where it seems like he’s never not thinking about you.
He’s got a masters degree in yearning from Pining University.
And while he hasn’t lost that many people like some of the other mentally unstable chosen ones in the Chain(namely Wild and Legend), the fear of losing them is very real to him. He’s known the blood chilling terror of being a few steps too slow and a few minutes too late with the only thought in his head being “what did I do wrong?”
Following the conclusion of his first and only journey, Sky has come to accept that he made his mistakes and that he must move on in order to grow, but that doesn’t stop him from taking those lessons to heart when falling in love with you.
We’ve seen multiple times throughout the various installments that one of Sky’s favorite hobbies is playing his lyre. It’s a simple pleasure he indulges in whenever they have a moment of peace and the sound never fails to remind him of his home. But he’s found another reason to love it and that is the attention you end up giving him whenever he plays a song.
He isn’t the best musician in the group, but there’s no denying that the simple melodies he strings together are pleasing to the ears, so it’s no wonder you’d take the time to sit down, listen, and compliment him.
Sky doesn’t see it like that, though.
In his deluded, love hazy mind, all that registers is that you’re there giving him your attention and your praise; two things worth more than gold in his eyes. He’s like a drug addict who just got hit with another dosage. If he had a tail he’d be wagging it so hard it would thump against the log he’s sitting on, so he better consider himself lucky that Twilight is the dog of the group.
Though, if would please you, he’d willingly let you collar and leash him. Tell him to sit and roll over, he’ll do it on command without any shame whatsoever. He’ll even walk around on all fours if you want!-
Anyways-
THIS! 👏 MF! 👏 STEALS! 👏 FROM! 👏 YOU! 👏
I mean, technically it isn’t for long, he won’t permanently take something that belongs to you without ever giving it back(in secret so you never find out it was him), but he WILL swipe something of yours from time to time. Most commonly he’ll take a tunic or shirt from you, something you won’t immediately notice is gone.
When he has a moment of privacy, he’ll take out his little treasure and press it against his face, taking in a deeeeeep breath, and sighing lovingly. He’s got it bad for you and he knows it. If he could he’d use your tunic as a pillowcase whenever he went to sleep, but there’s no way he wouldn’t get caught.
Despite all this sugary sweetness, Sky isn’t solely a soft and gentle boy. If he is provoked, or if you’re being bothered, Sky doesn’t hesitate to step up and glare down the nuisance, all the while keeping a calm smile stretched across his face. This is where his surprisingly deep voice comes in handy, people aren’t expecting a voice like his to come from such a soft face.
Out of all the members of the Chain, I actually think that Sky would be one of the most patient when it comes to people trying to mess with them or you respectively; he’s dealt with Groose’s bullying for a few years, I think he’s a natural at letting nasty comment slide right off him like water off a duck’s back.
However, even then his patience is dangerously thin regarding people. If provoked he won’t hesitate to begin plotting the fool’s demise, whether it be a swift cut to the jugular or a slow, agonizing demise is up to the person in question.
And finally, just a hint, do not try to run from him, it won’t work.
If Fi’s ability to dowse objects and seek them out is based on Sky’s own desire to find them, then if you were to try and run away, he’d be able to track you right down to the exact spot you’re standing in. Because there is nothing and no one alive that Sky wants and needs more than you.
Hide in the woods, in a cave, in a dungeon, in a mountain, it doesn’t matter. He will hunt you down, find you, and drag you back home in his loving, suffocating embrace.
#linked universe#yandere linked universe#yandere linked universe x reader#linked universe x reader#lu sky#acrylic writes
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Incorrect Quote
Chucky: *deeeeeep breath, seeing something Freddy's done that pisses him off*
Chucky: ... I could yell,
Chucky: I could scream,
Chucky: I could call you names,..
Chucky: But one of us has to be the mature one,
Freddy: (:(:(: Oh yeah?
Chucky: And it...
Tiffany: 😊*standing there like yes, thats her husband. her controlled, sexy-as husband*
Chucky: -AINT GONNA BE ME.
Freddy: 🤣🤣🤣
Tiffany: 🤦♀️ *like oh yeah. thats her husband alright*
#Chucky#Charles Lee Ray#Tiffany Valentine#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Slasher Incorrect Quote#Slasher Incorrect Quotes#Slashers#source: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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More Legends Reborn AU nonsense, for @absolutely-normal-about-x
I like to imagine that Axl is the one that finds the Actual Creature Zero and brings him back to civilization, and here's how he does it:
He realizes that just chasing after Zero's rumors won't work. Oh no no no--this requires a special touch.
He begins by leaving small mementos of the Hunters at Zero's rumored hunting grounds, the ones he somewhat frequents. These can be photos, letters, memes a la the WW2 meme carved into rocks--you name it, Axl left it.
(He also leaves food. And soap).
Rumors increase of Zero frequenting these places at a much higher rate, and how he seems more manic, and paranoid. And more vicious, yiiiikes.
Perfect, says Axl. That *insert Russian curse here* made us worry he gets to be paranoid. Cue S-Ranked Hunter Cackle Axl-style™ that causes his kids to step away.
(Meanwhile, X gets a feeling down his spine--Axl's doing something, and it revolves a Hunt. He calms down and sips tea. It's Axl. He knows what he's doing and he'll probably come back in through the Flutter door with his catch in his hands like a cat with a mouse.)
Zero is not pleased. Who has the knowledge and wherewithal to leave such things in his hunting grounds? (All the mementos are safely stored away, especially the precious, precious photos.) He stalks, he prowls, he tries to catch a whiff of a scent but catches none. It's like he's dealing with a S-Class Hunter!
ARGH!
He decides to retaliate by not coming out, and watching while hiding. Eventually the *insert German curse here* will come out, and when he does Zero'll get him. Cue S-Ranked Hunter Cackle Zero-style™ because he's the best Hunter ever and no one can stand up to him!
(Meanwhile, Axl gets a feeling down his spine. He grins. The Hunt is on! Meanwhile, X gets a feeling down his spine, but he ignores it, since that feeling is what happens when Zero and Axl are Up To Shenanigans, and Zero isn't here.)
Axl arrives. Zero isn't here, but he knows he's here, and yet--
He gets an idea. Calls the kids, says he's probably going to be out of contact for a couple of days (thanks to the wounds he'll get) and clicks the phone off.
Sucks in a deeeeeep breath, and: "ZERO, YOU *INSERT RUSSIAN CURSE WORD HERE*!"
He gets pounced by Zero, Axl fights back, it's a grand time held by all. They make it to the Flutter a few days later after the wounds have healed and after Zero has taken something resembling a bath.
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The All-Mother
???: INSOLENT MORTAL! YOU DARE CALL GLYN'DA, THE ALL-MOTHER OF THE LAST BEACON?!
Oscar: (Thinking) The spell worked! I didn't think Ozpin's spellbook would actually have real spells in it! There's a faint scent coming from her. It's enough to make me dizzy...
???: I HAVE TOLERATED YOUR FOUL STENCH UPON MY GROUNDS LONG ENOUGH! THIS IS THE END OF MY PREVIOUSLY IDLE THREATS!
???: ALL THAT YOU ARE, AND ALL THAT YOU HAVE EVER BEEN, SHALL CEASE TO BE MORE THAN MERE FERTILIZER FOR MY HALLOWED GROUNDS!
Oscar: Blood is rushing through my head... I... I think I can feel it in my cheeks...
???: YOUR BLOOD SHALL BE SOAKED INTO MY LANDS, FEEDING AND NURTURING MY TRUE CHILDREN AS YOUR BODY FOREVER NURTURES MY SEEDS AS YOU DIE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGA-
Glynda: Why are you blushing?
Oscar: G-Girl... Pretty!
Glynda: OH. MY GOD. I thought I was driving you insane! All you were doing was sweating and hyperventilating! You looked like you were going to throw up!
Oscar: No, I, uh... I just get like that when I talk to girls sometimes
Glynda: What?! (Ahem!) F-FOOLISH CHILD! YOUR IMPUDENCE HAS MADE ME VERY VEERRY- Oh, forget it! What do you want this time? Torture again? Or did you catch your cultmate with someone else and now you want me to pretend to be your mommy and comfort you~?
Oscar: Cultmate? Torture? Is she confusing me for someone else?.
Glynda: Come on, out with it. You probably only have a few more moments before your lust breaks your will.
Oscar: Huh? What do you mean? I don't feel my will breaking.
Oscar: I mean, sure, she's totally drop-dead gorgeous, and my heart is beating out of my chest, but I don't feel like I'm going crazy.
Glynda: HA! I am the goddess of fertility, truly the physical manifestation of desires most perverse. And YOU are standing only mere feet from me, at the epicenter of my carnal influence, and you don't feel a thing?
Oscar: I-I mean, I think you're really beautiful.
Glynda: And that's it? Just... beautiful?
Glynda: Come closer... and take a deeeeeep breath~.
Oscar: She smells... like flowers... It's almost warm, and I can feel myself getting dizzy... well, until my head clears and it passes over me.
Glynda: Ah... Do you hear that? Breathing... The most beautiful sound a living thing can make~.
Oscar: She seems happy with herself... until-
Glynda: Well?
Oscar: Um... how do I say this without hurting your feelings?
Glynda: You already did. Just imagine it... "A goddess of lust being rejected by her OWN cultist in her OWN dream." This truly IS torture.
Oscar: Uh, I don't know if it makes any difference, but I'm not actually anyone's cultist.
Glynda: ...What did you say?
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do you ever see a post. take a deeeeeep breath so you don't mcfuckin lose it. and go through and block every user on it for your own sanity?
#xyz#'its ILLEGAL' girl so is your favs actions thats literakly what we were pointing out#yeah the media literacy IS in hell and youre part of the fuckin problem oh my god#can we not assign real life morals to fucking blorbos and ships maybe? can we acknowledge that crimes are not being commited perhaps?#christ on a fucking stick#yes this is about sebaciel again im sorry
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no bc it's so genuinely hilarious to think about tomura going into his room after flirting with dabi and giggling. more realistically I feel like he'd just sit on his bed with his head in his hands and take a deeeeeep breath.
it's even funnier to imagine him fantasizing about dabi then snapping out of it and realizing he's twirling his hair
Lol yeah, he's just sitting in his room scratching his neck bloody, trying not to be overcome by lust, desperately hoping to not fuck things up with his second in command
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Today is the day. The day that the soonest project that Miq was interested in at the institute of vorology. At least, the earliest date that she could show up to join the project. But first things first, she had to introduce herself to the institutes founding professor and formally join everyone there.
At least their name was on a plaque at the entrance for any newcomers to know who all was in charge. Dr. Réalta Coinín. Miq, however, was probably not prepared for the behemoth of a rabbit was about to meet.
It's this blonde's first day on site and she's doing her best to not look like a lost tourist. However, that's always the funniest part about that: Everyone else will know you're new, even if you try not to act like it.
Once she had been very thoroughly guided towards the head professor's office, she sort of stops in her tracks. She was invited here and she was expected, so why hesitate now? She sort of takes a deeeeeep breath before gaining the courage to knock on the office door for her. Hopefully, she read those office hours correctly?
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