my anon confession is that I Would Devastator. I would. I wanna know if you do if you’ve done five guys or just one guy. Do you get five boyfriends or only one. if the five guys are around and you are only dating the One guy, do they have the immense urge to turn into that guy. Does he force them to combine and trap them in that state Because he wants kisses. I want to KNOW
“I clenched my teeth and fists to stop them biting and scratching these clever men who want no care for the helpless sick small, who use religions and politics to stay comfortably superior to all that pain: who make religions and politics, excuses to spread misery with fire and sword and how could I stop all this? I did not know what to do.”
― Alasdair Gray, Poor Things
ermm acksually ur fwend is evil becoz deez fotos here pwoove— 🤓☝️SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!! NOBODY CARES!!
on a real, these 30+ year olds need to start acting their age and let bygones be bygones. this site is supposed to be fun!! not a fucking warzone between cliques!! let ruby booby support who she wants, and you can support who you want. stop trying to spark an argument yall!! go take a hike and work on ur neglected wips!!
yaha. support who you want, not my business, don’t WANT it to be my business — just if you believe all the shit said about autumn, leave me be!! unfollow me!! please!!
THIS IS SO SO SO REAL. CHOBOTS CODED. this is the REAL evil factory oh nooooooo. bring back the chess player factories we have to defeat the REAL evil. the british person factory.
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing