| What’s In His Bag?

| picrew link | ty for the tag @mino-diabolik ! | tagging: @fruit-of-infidelity , & @umbravis (only if you feel like it)

❖ phone, headphones, wallet, and keys

believe it or not, yes virek has a case on his phone. he saw a buncha serial numbers on the box and the back of it and was like “!!” so he bought a case. and also he just likes cute things. (which explains his bag charm.) and ofc headphones, keys and a wallet are just necessary. (yes he has money, don’t ask where he gets it from. 🙄. no don’t ask about his shrimp charm he found it and thought it was cute.)

❖ candies, cigs + a lighter, and a bag for them

he bought coffee flavoured candies to suck on during school ( for obvious reasons ). but also carries cigarettes with him for the walk home. he also keeps them in a lil bag, so he doesn’t look suspicious <3

❖ water, glasses, + everything on the bottom

he doesn’t do shit during class hours, but he is still a student 🙄. he has a lil glasses case for his classes, water in case he’s thirsty. and he does bring everything that he needs for his classes. he just. doesn’t do anything SKSKKSS.

Hiii !! Im back in the ask box skskkss BUT again i have pictures to share

So i got a haircut, very stranger things/1980s inspired, which im absolutely in love with 🥰🥰🥰 AND i wore my hellfire shirt to class tonight, and even though i mostly just ignore that my blorbos would probably not be into me 🥴 im convinced I look like Eddies dream girl (he’s just the ultimate boyfriend

My friend said the haircut reminded her of Eddie and my sister said i look like Nancy, and im very exited about both of those things skkskss anyways heres the hair (tm)

Like I’ll never be the same after this, i just look dope

The hair is so freaking cute!! It's such a good length and style, it really compliments you!!! 😍🖤🖤🖤🖤 I can definitely see the Nancy comparison in the third pic ur so pretty 🥰 Eddie would love u as a s/o 😌

(And I love and want that shirt 👀)

OMG YES UR GIVING ME THE HONOR OF FRIENDING YOU AGAIN?! I sent a friend request <3 I was immediately drawn to Rafayel too but I’m a whore and love the other two. But he’s my #1. Also so real am also a chubby girl but when it comes to character customization I’m so ass so I just make mc look a lil like me but skinny rip me. Most of Rafayel’s poses are so so cute especially the couple ones!

Ahh I’m so happy ur enjoying the game!! It’s so good. Yes it’s a box that u can choose which five star you get! You get two of those! I chose Zayne’s because that was the only five star I had at the time and I bought the matching outfit before I got the pair lol. The lore is very good and I didn’t expect it to be sad and dark when I first started playing.

The ult animations are also very good. You can also interact with them in the lobby! They added a lot of stuff since like two updates ago I think lol. I’m all over the place lol. -mammon anon

OF COURSE OMG any game that has a friend option you’re always going to be my friend on there! Omg I saw your cards ARE YOUR RAF 5*S THE LIMITED ONES I HEARD ABOUT THAT I MISSED THEYRE SO PRETTY also omg not me crushing on your mc HOW CUTE IS SHE

I finally got it! And I got the other abysswalker so I could get the outfit, and I got the matching outfit for mc too ugh they look so cutie

I’m still trying to get the Your Fragrance Raf but here’s my latest 5* pulls 😭

I’m so interested in the lore that you will be proud of me, I’m actually paying attention to the main story KSKSKSK I want to know more about everyone too AHHHH it’s slowly unraveling but I’m impatient

I LOVE INTERACTING WITH THEM IN THE LITTLE CAFE THING that’s what I do once I’m out of stamina and I can’t do the play date games or anything like that I’m just like POKE TAP PAT SQUISH

I was up late last night / early this morning and raf was passed out in the little chair with a book on his face

I WAS TESTING OUT THE TOWEL SKSKKSS he’s just like me fr

Im working hard to try and get his workout fit bc I like the way it looks 🤭

I’ve decided to be a pain and record my Aggretsuko character opinions by seasons so here we go season 1

man even twitter knows that endgame is a stony only event

He’s a sunflower 🌻

OMG JIKOOK- That lil cat is so cute what if Jimin had a pet kitty and JK happens to be afraid of cats? Like he's really scared of them. And when Jimin wants to invite him over for the first time (to fuck^^) JK's about to start the heaty job just to see a tiny cat appearing from behind JM's kitchen table out of nowhere and gets so scared and JM can't help but laugh his ass off. So it takes JK quite some time to get used to it and and slowly he'll start liking ONLY Jimin's cat bc he's whipped🥺

i'm sorry it took so long for you too😭 but skskkss amazing plot i shall feed you.

genre: fluff, half smut

ship: jikook

he pressed his boyfriend against the fridge, kissing him messily and rapidly. jimin pushed him back against the counter, kissing the neck, untouched skin since a couple of days ago.

however, they both ended with jimin's butt pressed against the island of the kitchen, jeongguk holding the hips while kissing him even harder if the case was possible.

jimin thought it couldn't get better, probably only when they reached the bed and ended up down to business. but then his cat jumped on the counter, right at the time the kiss had ended and when their eyes were opened.

"for fuck sake!"

jimin wanted to ask whatever happened but then his cat –to which ironically he had named suga when he got drunk– rubbed his head against his arm.

"are you for real?" he laughed, licking his lips, tasting the last feeling of love he got. "c'mon, he's not gonna hurt you!"

"have you seen his claws! they are bad, and mean, and annoying" jimin laughed at the words at the same time he picked the animal up in his arms, rubbing the tummy of the pet gently, hearing purrs.

"are we talking about the same animal? c'mon, his favorite spot is the freaking washing machine, guk"

"i don't trust him, he's planning my death i just know it"

they did the thing later on, with them locked inside the room. jimin forgot about his boyfriend's fear until three days later.

his shift ended at midnight, and when he arrived it was two hours past it. he was exhausted, tired enough to be rude and mean. but it freaking vanished when he, with his pair of eyes, saw that.

freaking jeongguk was asleep on the couch, legs up on the coffee table, and suga deep asleep on his lap. jimin snorted before walking closer, kissing his boyfriend on his dry lips.

"hm?"

"you waited for me too much. suga's on you" jimin said, and his reaction was much different from what he saw in his head.

"oh no, i put him here" jimin's mouth did a round circle, and jeongguk shrugged. "what? he's kinda cute. just kinda. and before you tease me, i only like him"

jimin snorted before lying by his boyfriend's side, resting his head on his shoulder.

LIVE REACTION TO NIGHTMARE TIME EP 1

Idk if anyone would even be interested in reading this but as I was watching the show last night I kept writing down my reactions on my notes so here we are

*this is all in caps idk why just roll with it*

THE OPENING SONG IS SUCH A BOP OMG NICK LANG HIMSELF ?????? MONSTER FUCKER RIGHTS ???? HIDGENS ENTRANCE HOW ICONIC "LUCY IS HAVING NONE OF IT" I LOVE THAT OMG JOEY PLAYING KONK (?) IS SUCH A POWER MOVE I LOVE THAT THE BEGGINING IS JUST TARZAN FANFIC SKSKSKSKS MARIAH IS TEXTING JOHN (?) AND HES LAUGHING SM WE LOVE A COMEDY QUEEN I LOVE THEM USING THE ZOOM BACKGROUNDS SKSKSKS KONK IS AWFULLY CLOSE TO COCK AND I THINK ITS ON PURPOSE ?? SPECIALLY WITH THE LAG I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE SOMETIMES SKSKSKS SOMEONE JUST SAID "TED'S ORIGIN STORY" ON CHAT AND I LOST IT !!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE ???? HANDSOME LADY ? I MEAN SURE TIGHT JOHN IS LOSING IT FUCK MAN, SAME CURT OMG THAT ACCENT OOOOOOOOHHHH BOY I KNEW IT WAS HER FIANCEE SHIIIIT WE CANNOT TRUST HIM I KNOW THIS !!! "ENTAGLED" SKSKS WHAT SIR HES GAY CHILL OUT WHATS THE YEAR, IT FEELS SO OLD TIMEY "I'D SAY YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR THIS APEMAN" OOOOOOOHHHH DONT U SAY JONATHAN IS A PUSSY BITCH I CAN TELL LUCY JUST DROP IT OH SHE ACTUALLY DID ????? FUCK IT UP BABE

(I JUST ACIDENTALY DELETE HALF OF WHAT I WROTE SHIT, ILL HAVE TO REWRITE IT FROM MEMORY) WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE TRICKING US??? THEY CALLED IT, WHAAAAAAAAT WDYM "PLAY THE PROFESSOR" IS HE NOT A PROFESSOR WHAT ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW

ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM WHAT??? SINGING LONDON BRIDGE WHILE CHASING SOMEONE IS MY FAV SCARY TROP HAHAHHA YEEEEESSS "TOOK OFF WDYM" GIRL HE IS HOLDING A GUN WHAT DO YOU THINK "WDYM" WHY DID HE KEEP THE KONK ACT AFTER LUCY LEFT SKSKSKSKS TED WTF SKSKSKS "I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING WHEN IM ERECT" HAHAHAHA TED LIKES TO BE A HIMBO THATS GREAT IS HE GOING TO KILL TED ?? AAAAAAAHHHHHH TED HE HAS A GUN PLZ DONT TEST HIM HE HAS ALREADY KILLED A MAN OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK RECAST???? WHO IS TAKING TED'S ROLE ????? OH SO ITS NOT OLD TIMEY AFTER ALL RED SOMETHING???? OH TED'S GONNA PROPOSE IS SHE GONNA SAY NO? SHES GONNA SAY NO RIGHT ? FUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHHAHA WHY IS HE NAKED ??? JAHAHHAHA WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING TED WHAT ? "PROFESSOR SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF" HAHAHAHA PORNHUB PREMIUM ACCOUNT HAHAHAH "OOOoooOOoOoOoOoOohhHhhHh BUT IT IS" FUCK NO DONT KILL HER OOOOOOOOOHHHH TED'S DEAD SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ROBERT'S ACTING IS *CHEF'S KISS* DAMN OH SHIT TED *NOW* TED IS DEAD FUCK HIDGENS IS HERE NOOOOOOOOOOO IS HE GONNA KILL HER ??? OH SHIT OH FUCK LUCY'S CAUGHT IN  A BEAR TRAP WHY ARE PPL SAYING WORKING BOYS IN THE CHAT ??? OH THATS WHY !!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH MINE IS A LITTLE BEHIND IS SHE BROKE ??????? OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT HIDGENS GOT PLAYED THATS ON YOU BUDDY OH FUCK HIM UP LUCY ! BECKY BARNES ????? HATCHFIELD LORE ???? WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS HUSBAND IS THAT WHY SHE CLIMBED A TREE APE MAN SHOW UP PLZ WHO IS IT THO ?????? JEFF HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JESUS CHRIST APE MAN YEEEEAAAHHH WOOLY FOOT ?????? IS IT CHUMBY???? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA YEEEEAAHHH HOW DID HIDGENS KNOW ????? OH IS IT OVER ?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED MORE ;-----; THIS WAS SO GOOD THO OOOHHH FUCK ANOTHER MUSIC NUMBER JAMIE YOU LOOK AMAZING !!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THESE SONGS TO BE AVAILABLR FOR US (IN LIKE 3 YEARS CAUSE IM BROKE SKSKSKSK) HE DANCES THE CAN CAN ?????? OKAY I SKIPPED A BIT TO BE ON TIME WITH EVERYBODY "ARE YOU FUCKKING HIGH????" YEEEEEEEEEAH PART 2 BABEY !!!!! NICK'S HAIR LOOKS AMAZING OMG OH ???????? BILL AND ALICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I MISSED THEM !!!!!!!!! OH THE TEEN ANGST I LOVE BILL SM HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD DEB ????WHY WOULD U HURT BABY ALICE LIKE THIS ???? "I MIGHT NEVER SEE DEB AGAIN" GOD ALICE CHILL OUT LET HER BE A PLAY WRITER BILL CMON "MY BUDDY PAUL" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLINKY ??? I DONT TRUST THAT AT ALL FUCK NO JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNN I DONT TRUST HES CHARACTER THO OOOOHHH LOVE DISCOUNTS I DIDNT LIKE THE WORKER CALLING HER PRINCESS THO, SHES BILL'S DAUGHTER NOT YOURS OOOOOOHHHHHH NO OH NONONONOONO BILL IS GOING TO DIE I JUST KNOW IT BLINKY IS EVIL I CAN FEEL IT ALICE NO NO LITTERING WHORE JAMES !!!!!!!!!! ALICE IS ALSO GOING TO DIE MAYBE RIGHT NOW WHO KNOWS BLNKY WTF SHE IS A MINOR WTF AAAAAH I DONT LIKE IT HERE JAMES ILY BUT THIS CHARACTER IS CREEPY AS SHIT I DONT LIKE IT HAHAHAH TIGHT LOVE THEME PARK STUPID SHIRTS "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FUNNY" HAHAHAHAH DROWSY TOWN ? THE CHAT PULLED MY ATTENTION TO THAT BUT I DONT GET WHY ? IS THIS BAD "I'D FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE" THIS IS SUCH A DAD THING TO SAY OH ALICE CMON DONT SAY THAT BILL CUT IT OUT WITH DECIDING YOUR KIDS FUTURE THATS NOT FUN OH GOD I DONT TRUST THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO "AHOY BOYS AND GIRLS" NO NONONONONO UNCLE WILEY FUCK OFF THE SNIGGLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH "WE'RE THE SNIGGLES DONT BE SCARED" YOU KNOW WHAT SNIGGLES I AM SCARED BUT HELL YEAH SONG TIME OOOOOOOHHH FUCK IT UP JAMES OH ARE THEY GONNA LIKE GIVE THE AUDIENCE A SLEEP INDUCING DRUG OR SOMETHING ??????? "DONT BLINK" AHAHAHA I DONT TRUST THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH "GREAT WE'RE DEAD" HAHAHAH THE SONG WAS A BOP THO "WHAT ARE THE SNIGGLES?" GREAT QUESTION ALICE "NOW U KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD TO SEAT THROUGH DEH" HAHHAHAHA "SEE U IN A SNIG" HAHAHA SNIGGLETTE ???U OKAY BBY??? OOOOOOOOHHH MORE SONGS HELL YEAH I LOVE ANGELA'S VOICE SM THE SNIGGLE PUNS ARE KINDA CONFUSING ME NGL WHY WAS THAT SO SAD OMG OOOOOOOH SHIT OH FUCK THEYRE GONNA KILL HER I JUST KNOW IT OMG "PRAISE THE WATCHER" OH MY GOD PLZ DONT KILL HER "UNTIL HE'S SEEN EVERYTHING" W H A T LAUREN'S VOICE SKSKSK SO CUTE PAPA SNIGGLE I DO NOT TRUST YOU THOSE ARE ALIVE ARENT THEY ????? OH FUCK SNIGGLETTE IS SHE OKAY ????????? "ANGELA R U ALRIGYT" WHAT "SHUT UP JEFF" OH MY GOD I DONT LIKE WHEN THEYRE SELF AWARE SKSKSKSK " U CAN SHUT THE HELL UP LAUREN" HAHAHAHA BILL OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD HAHAHAHAH ALICE IS SO NICE DO THEY NOT KNOW "ARON AROOON" HAHHAHA OH CHURROS I LOVE THOSE THE GIRL SHE DOESNT LIKE ?????? OH NON BINARY RIGHTS LOVE IT "IS THIS A FRIEND OF ZIGS" OH LOVE RESPECTFUL DAD DEB NOT COOL OH ALICE SHIT ALICE BBY IF SHES CHEATING ON YOU THATS NOT ON UR DAD STOP SHITTING ON HIM LIKE THIS "ITS UR MOTHERS FAULT" OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHA GREG AND ALISON ? AND BETH ?? DOES BETH LIKE HER ????OH NOOOOOO GREG NO U SHITTY SON OF A BITCH GOD FUCKING PUNCH HIM OH  NO HAHAHA FUCK NO THEYRE ALL POSESSED ARENT THEY THATS THE TEEN FROM THE MOVIE THEATER HAHAHHA "it lagged ;-; now we wait" A MAN IN A HURRY HAHAHAHHA OH SHIT BILL IS MAD IS HE POSESSED TOO ??????? OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING BLINKY ????????? OH NO OH NO SHES GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK THEYRE GONNA BE FINE RIGTH ??????? RIGHT ???? BREATHING EXERCISES BABY CMON OH NO PLZ DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID BILL NOOOOOOOOOOO BILL PLZ DONT DIE AGAIN I LOVE YOU SM PUT UR SEATBELT BACK ON PLZ NOOOOOOOOO OH THEYRE BOTH GOING TO FALL ARENT THEY OH NO OH MY GOD OH SHIT PHONE IS BROKEN OOPS AWN IM GONNA CRY PLZ LET THEM SURVIVE I BEG YOU NICK LANG OOOOOOOOH TWILIGHT BUT GAY I AM *HERE* FOR IT OOOOOH THANK GOD THEYRE SAFE THANK YOU NICK LANG BILL YOURE SUCH A GOOD DAD OH GOD SHIT ALICE CHILL OUT ITS JUST A PHONE BABE "SHE KNOWS IM WATCHING HER" I DONT TRUST THAT IS *SHE* POSESSED OR IS THIS JUST TEEN ANGST ALICE UR DAD IS TRYING HIS BEST PLZ CUT HIM SOME SLACK OH MARIAH TURNED HER CAMERA OFF OH DEAR GOD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HAHAH I LOVE LIVE BLOOPS OH MY GOD BLINKY IS TERRIFYING FUCK NO DO NOT GET THAT WIGGLY JUNIOR BILL DONT HOW ??????? OH MARIAH IS BACK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ??????? WHY CANT BILL GET THE MALLET THING DONT TAKE IT YES SMART LAUREN ? SKSKKSS WHAT MADAM IRIS I DO NOT TRUST YOU WHAT ?????? IS THAT ALICE'S PHONE ???? BILL DONT GET SCAMMED OH ITS AN ALL SEEING IPHONE ALICE CHILL PLZ IS HE GONNA DIE ????? PLZ NICK DONT DO THAT ALICE DONT DONT KILL UR DAD 49.95 AGAIN BILL PLZ TRY ANOTHER GAME JAMES DAMN THATS RUTHLESS BILL WHAT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REAL ???????? IT CANT BE ??????? OH ITS NOT REAL ARE THEY MAKING THEM HATE THEIR FAMILIES AND KILL EACH OTHER ?? A TENDER KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM A DEMON HOW NICE GUYS PLZ JUST GO TO THERAPY I BEG U WHAT ARE U GONNA DO BILL? KICK HER HEAD ??????? (SORRY I HAD TO) BLINKY'S FUNHOUSE THAT SOUNDS WARM AND COMFORTING THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF NOT UR SEED FIGHTING IN THE MIRROR PART OF A FUN HOUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD HORROR MOVIE TROPE OH FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WAKE UP OH FUCK PLZ WAKE UP ESCAPE THIS ALIVE YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH OH SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM ISNT SHE ????? SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM I JUST KNOW IT HES AWAKE SHES NOT IS BLINKY GONNA KILL THEM ?? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK I KNEW IT OH HELL YEAH ALICE FUCK IT UP ARE THEY GONNA DROW ?? OH NO OKAY DID THEY SURVIVE ???? IS SHARED TRAUMA GONNA SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SKSKSKKS THEY SURVIVED !!!!!!!!! THANK YOU NICK LANG (AGAIN) WAIT HOW DID SHE GET HER PHONE BACK ? OH MADAM IRIS DID GIVE HER PHONE BACK AWWNNNNNNNN ALICE THIS ONE HAD A HAPPY ENDING YAY WELL IG THE OTHER DID TOO BUT NOT FOR THE CHARACTERS WE KNEW

THIS WAS SO GOOD I LOVER STAKID !!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WISHED I WASNT BROKE SO I COULD PAY FOR THE NEXT ONES KSKSKSKSK WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO DO YOUR REACTIONS FOR THE NEXT ONES !!!

I HEARD GREG AND IT WAS CRAIG SKSKKSSK OOPS

*from this part on is reactions from after the show when starkid was answering questions from the chat*

YEEAAH VOTE FOR BIDEN HELL YEAH STARKID

"THE WITCH IN THE WEB" WEBBY ???????? DO WE GET TO SEE HANNAH AGAIN ?????

A THEORY ON TUMBLR FROM REDDIT ON A INSTAGRAM ACC ON YT OH MY GOD SKSKSKSKKS

THE STORIES ARE CANON !!!!!!!!! THEORIES LETS GO GANG

STARKID FANS WHO CAN DONATE TO STARKID PLZ DO I WISH I COULD DONATE TO THESE TALENTED PPL G O D

I WAS CORRECT IT WAS KONK WITH A K

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE YES!!!!!! WORKING BOYS !!!!

"NICK LANG IS A BOSS"

MARIAH: SAYS FUCK AS ALICE ALSO MARIAH: GEEKED THE *FREAKED* OUT

TIP JAR HAS BEEN OUT FOR 11 YEARS HELL YEAH

HOW TF DO YOU SPELL ZIGGS BTW

OOOHHH THEYRE FAKE THAT MAKES SENSE OK NOT FAKE COMFIRMED BUT PROBABLY FAKE LETS HOPE DEB DIDNT ACTUALLY CHEAT

"WELL I WAS BORN IN 1989" HAHAHAHA

BECKY CLIMBED WHILE RUNNING FROM HER HUSBAND I FEEL LIKE THATS WHAT THATS ABOUT

OH GOODIE I GET TO WATCH THEM LATER IDK WHEN BUT AT LEAST IK SOMEDAY

BLINKY VS WIGGLY

OH CMON NICK I WANTED TO KNOW ;-;

THIS WAS SO NICE I MISSED THEM ;-;

Love Doctors

Request - lorna morello x reader where ;prna is 120% sure she’s gonna marry the reader even though they don’t know each other that well and nicky and luna tell the reader and the reader thinks it’s cute and goes to talk to lorna and they start dating and it makes her dreams come true skskkss

Fluff

Warning - Oc Insert (Luna), Swearing

Pairing - Lorna Morello X Female!Reader

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In prison, you’ve gained lots of names. Some of which you were grateful didn’t sick, and others you liked. One, in particular, was “The Love Doctor” as anytime someone needed advice they went to you. Even if it wasn’t romantic love, like a mother coming to you about what to do to show that they still care about their kids when they come to visit. It was you that they came to and asked about it and even recommended that you start charging people (you never did). 

It was you who got the pair of Luna and Nicky together when Nicky had asked about how to approach the closed off inmate. You knew just about everyone in the prison and they all knew you either by name or your looks. There wasn’t a person that was willing to get on your bad side because they were scared of someone like Red coming after them for messing with you. 

In general, everyone knows to not mess with you. While no one was willing to mess with you in a bad way there were a few who were always fantasizing about getting with you. Well, fantasize might not be the right word to describe Lorna Morello’s obsession with you as a whole. She was back to being the way that she is and was describing their wedding before she even spoke to you. Lorna had gone as far as telling Nicky about it and how perfect to her you were. 

The look in her eyes was one that she’d had about a man a long time ago. “She’s just so-” Lorna trailed off, letting out a breath as she looked around for the H/C wonder that she’s convinced is as much in love with her as she is to you. 

Beside her, Nicky and Luna roll their eyes, leaning against one another as they sit in her block on the bed. “Pretty?” Luna offers with a smirk.

“Gorgeous?”

“The love of your life?”

“The apple of your eye?”

By then the pair are laughing at their jokes though to Lorna all of it was true. She was so in love with you and you didn’t even know it in the slightest. “It’s not funny.” She huffs, sending a glare to the adorable pair that were too caught up in each other to notice that Lorna was fed up with them. 

Nicky holds up her hands. “Alright alright, chill out man.” She smiles, “We’ll talk to her for you cause you’re too scared to confess your never-dying love for her.” Nicky stands up, pulling up Luna with her. Lorna doesn’t even have a chance to stop them before they walk away and off to find you. 

The pair walk with purpose like they had one mission and one mission only. That mission of course as to find Y/N to complete their friends fantasy despite her hating them on the inside for doing this against her wishes despite not saying no to them going to find you. The pair must have walked the whole prison before they found you in the rec room, watching whatever the Hell was on the TV thanks to the group that had taken the remote. You didn't notice the pair walk into the room until they were on you and when they had you that was that, you were theirs for whatever they needed you for. 

Luna throws an arm around your shoulder, smiling like she had this plan cooking up in her head, which she always had some kind of plan. Nicky pulled you up my your hand and started to drag you off somewhere in the prison. "We gotta let you in on a secret Greenie," Luna whispers to you, leaning close to your ear. "What do you think about Lorna?" She questions, pulling you into the cafeteria to sit down and chat. 

You raise an eyebrow, trying hard to recall the woman who they're asking you about. "Lorna? She the one you hang out with Nicky?" You question and she nods. "Oh, well, she cool I guess, really pretty, and-"

"Great!" Luna claps, "Here's the deal, she's got a crush on you and won't stop talking about you and--ow what?" Luna whines when Nicky hits her on the back of the head. 

Nicky just shakes her head, looking from the Irish woman to you. "She likes you and thinks you don't even know her, so just like, do us a favor and go talk to her?" Luna rubs the back of her head nodding in agreement with her. 

You take a moment before nodding your head and standing up. Luna and Nicky smile, now leading you off to the block where Lorna was, "reading a book" though it was really just her daydreaming about being with you. Stopping at the entrance, Nicky and Luna give you just a little push into the room. You glare back at the two before walking further into the room. A few people greet you as you pass them, prompting you to smile and greet them back and making the attention of one Lorna Morello to fall on you from her little cubical. 

She nearly has a heart attack when you stop at her bunk, smiling at her. "Hey, Lorna right?" From the doorway to the block Luna and Nicky are smiling like idiots, watching their plan fall into place. 

Lorna takes a moment before nodding her head, amazed that you are now talking to her. "Uh yeah, that's me, and you're Y/N. What are you doing here?" She questions and you glance over your shoulder for a moment and the pair watching duck behind the wall. 

When you look back Lorna's glaring in the direction of the duo. "Oh you know, I just came to say hi, I thought maybe you would want to have dinner with me?" You question, leaning against the wall. Lorna nearly chokes on the air at what you said. "Or if you don't that's fine too I mean-"

"Yes-I mean sure, why not." You smile and lean down, pressing a kiss to Lorna's cheek. 

"See you then." 

With that, you turn and leave, Luna and Nicky high-fiving each other as you pass. 

ohgod its so cute pls skskkss it took 18 episodes but AHHHH SO WORTH IT

𝘼𝘾𝘾𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙈𝙕 𝘿𝘼𝙏𝘼𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙀… maluma is a twenty five year old singer. in past interviews he/him has been described as +bewitching &. +authentic, as well as -inconsistent &. -devious. their insta is full of shots of vacations, music, thirst traps. it’s always exciting to see what the cismale is up to next ! could his secret be our next headline ?

hey hEY WHEYEH WYEHY !  ! hello mtv & welcome to another edition of mtv cribs: sam edition ! today we have a good one folks ... trust me ! the one, the only, maluma ! who was definitely another spontaneous decision from yours truly, but can you blame me ? he’s my spanish papi n’ realllllllllllly delicious to look at so :) let’s get this party started :)

headcanons:

cringes at the thought of commitment. looks like a cupcake, actually isn’t a cupcake. prefers to be called juan luis ( + / - the luis, but it depends who ) switches between more reserved during interviews, and a cocky little shit during music videos. practically lives at the strip club. still hasn’t properly settled down anywhere since he’s constantly on the go. has absolutely zero problems with polygamy. vegas is his go-to place to have the best time. very family oriented. always envisions his favorite people in the crowd. relies on his family to keep him grounded. every tattoo he has possesses a very valuable meaning behind it. obsessed with coffee. most inspiration for his music comes from daily scenarios. trains, planes, buses are all prime spots for songwriting. loves talking about himself. has plans to start a little league soccer team. scared of being too vulnerable. fantasizes and romanticizes almost everything. definitely still lives by his pretty boy / dirty boy persona, which means super innocent and the furthest from it. totally aware of the things he does to women, and men alike. extremely humble, but that’s usually overshadowed by his massive ego. has some sweet tendencies ( somewhere deep, deeeeeep down inside ), and equally fucked up ones to match. has zero problem being a sugar daddy. knows that he’s a charmer, and uses that to his advantage. would use someone to get to where he wants to be. strong selfie game. would hop at any and all opportunity to play batman. works extremely well under pressure.

plots:

[ one  ] - hi i’m getting all the platonic ones out of the way now ! but this is one is supppppper cute ! he needs someone to keep him fluffy & grounded, n also try to take him out of his player wayssss ... like srsly ! [ two ] - rmbr what i said about getting the platonic ones out of the way ? we’re hopping straight into love here people, i’M SORRY ! buuuuut this could be a past thing, like ‘ i love u & u won’t let me into ur pants dude :( what the hell :( ’ ... either way, i’m cryING [ three ] - o pretty please throw ur male muses at him for this one ... jesus christ, can i just say that shit like this never, evER HAPPENS TO ME N I’M STRESSED ? anywaaaaay :) [ four ] - skskkss ! listen ! i’m a suCKER for roommate plots & whoever chooses this one, good luck bc there’s going to be shorties ... n dudes ... n really the whOLE nine in his bed tbh [ five ] - * just a forewarning, this one is kinda ( ? ) mildly ( ? ) nSFW ! * think about it ! besties turned into literallllll best friends after a nice highway drive, brings tEARS to my eyes ! [ six ] - i’m also head over heels for baBY plots cause they rip my heart out :/ but this one is actually cute n then it causes me hella pain :/ my favORITE :/ i’m in shambles :/ [ seven ] - fuck me up fam ! i rlly love this one bc angsty & tears, n jealousy and evERYTHING that i’m into rn (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・hi if ur reading this tHEN CHOOSE THIS ONE PLS :~) [ eight ] - OOOOOOO WAIT ! u know what ! this one is cute ! idk why he would be meeting the parents, but maybe they’re in town ? tea ! he’ll chaRM them over .. n then be nasTY ;) [ nine ] - i really, hoNESTLY, TRULY, don’t care which is one of these i get caUSE they’re all so cute n bring me to tears ! agAIN ! srsly guys .... i’m exploding ovER HERE by envisioning them all i- ???? i’m not good for my health ???? [ ten ] - just kidding, drop evERYTHING ( don’t even read these other plots ) n choose this one ! i’m ???? not okay ??? right now ???? can u just imagine the feelings in thIS ONE I- ??? bYE

+ also wanted : [ best friends, exes, exes to lovers, friends to lovers, lovers to enemies, acquaintances. platonic friendships. friends with benefits, slow-burn relationship, forbidden love, secret relationship. ]

keep in mind that these plots are never set in stone, we can always add / remove the things that yoouuuuuu don’t like ! n liking this post gives me full permission to invade your ims & i won’t take no for an answer so :))))))))) be ready :)))))))

He blushes ////

I would die for Mimi

WHO to be my anonymous maybe friend maybe lover who is in real life my mortal enemy that I kinda found out wasn’t so shit as I thought and we might be flirting and stuff but my heart is confused but let’s go to the movies together??