snake POV from snakes on a plane (2006)

James suggested this, and I'd have to agree. It'd be much worse.

Snakes on a Plane! 2 [Explained]

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[A sky full of jumbo jets is shown in movie poster format.] Top of the poster: From the creators of last summer's hit thriller Snakes On a Plane comes: Superimposed on the sky and planes: Snakes... on EVERY Plane! Much worse than last time.

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

beginning to think this website doesnt even care about the brechtian verfremdungseffekt employed by 2006 action-horror masterpiece snakes on a plane

Classic 2006

Snakes on a Plane walked so Goncharov (1973) could run.

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Did your Super Ex-Girlfriend throw that Baby Ruth in the pool?

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Snakes On A Plane (2006) 8.5/10

After his client witnesses a brutal murder, FBI agent Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) must escort Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips) from Hawaii to L.A. Unbeknownst to the passengers, a hoard of snakes has been smuggled on board to kill Sean, and stop the killer from going to jail.

This movie was a lot more violent than I remember, but in terms of how scary, it hasn't changed. And I'm still scared of snakes, if not more, after rewatching this recently.

Samuel L. Jackson shines as Flynn, being the no-bullshit agent that is simply there to do his job. He kicks butt, and looks great doing it.

It dives into the plot very quickly, and there's constant anticipation throughout the movie, mostly about when and where the snakes might strike next. It's a clever plot, if anything. And it's different and original, so points there. There's fear, a bit of gore, and blood, but mostly fear from the possibility of the snakes being venomous, obviously.

The odds are stacked against everyone. They're up in a metal tube, thousands of feet in the air, and there's snakes everywhere, waiting to pounce. There's things they need to prepare for, and then some.

There's numerous backstories on the passengers, some of which you feel sorry for, others you hate instantly. One such is a celebrity named Three G's, who is a tenacious germaphobe. Another is a self-entitled man, with disrespect towards anyone that gets in his way to get to a meeting, the airplane line included. Another is a newlywed couple returning from a honeymoon.

Regardless, all the passengers must work together if they want to survive.

If you're bored and just want to watch a movie, this is one of them. It literally says in the title what is going to happen. You don't need a brain to watch this film.

“If I have a kid, I’ll call him Dracula.”

All About My Year: Gerard Way

My Chemical Romance Screamo King and Unironic Mustache Advocate

From Blender Magazine, January/February 2007, Volume 6, No. 1 Photograph by: Martin Schoeller

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Favorite new band of 2006 Mew, from Scandinavia. They're huge in Europe, but I just found out about them, It’s breathtaking fantasy rock. 

Favorite new catchphrase I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

What are you going to rename your adopted African baby? Dracula. I've always said, “If I have a kid, I’ll call him Dracula”

Man-crush of 2006 Johnny Depp. He's been a steady winner for years now. Ask a lot of bands in black, they'll probably tell you him.

Favorite new toy I got a Sidekick III, but it’s really just a Sidekick II that's black. I love it. You can AIM people back home for pennies.

Trend you're most sick of What are hipsters doing these days? Oh, right: the ironic mustache! Not that there’s anything wrong with a real mustache.

Favorite sign of the Apocalypse This video I saw of Kevin Federline listening to “PopoZão.”

Most outlandish purchase of the year I got the entire original Star Trek TV series on DVD last night. Our record came out, and I wanted to get myself something nice. As if I didn’t already have enough nerdy shit.

Country the U.S. should “liberate” next None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ‘em with deliciousness.

Funniest YouTube video I really hate physical violence, but there’s this one where this kid is talking shit forever to this other kid, and the dude gets into this weird jujitsu pose and just knocks him out with one punch.

Ambition/hope for 2007 Quit smoking. That's my goal. 

Will you be our MySpace friend? Of course!

SNAKES ON A PLANE – 2006, dir. David R. Ellis

This industry's venomous with cold-blooded sentiments

Cobra Starship - “Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)” (2006)

If you don't mind me asking about your tag - boba Fett owning a boa? How so? <--- asking with the genuine curiosity and wonder if a 14 up boy learning about how progressive tax rates work i.e. I don't actually watch star wars but like to read about it from people who know things in general

"Boba Fett Owns A Space Boa Constrictor" is a 100% made-up headcanon with exactly zero canon evidence I like to believe in because it's funny. Here's my reasoning:

Boba Fett's two biggest enemies/rivals/problems are A) Mace Windu B) Han Solo

Mace Windu is played by Samuel L. Jackson, and Han Solo is played by Harrison Ford.

It's funny to take traits of one character portrayed by an actor and apply them to another character played by the same actor.

Harrison Ford also plays Indiana Jones, a character who is famously afraid of snakes, and has the catchphrase "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

Samuel L. Jackson also played Neville Flynn, the protagonist of the 2006 Masterpiece Snakes On A Plane, who is also famously enormously bothered by snakes, and has the catchphrase "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Ergo, Mace Windu and Han Solo both have Ophidiophobia, because it's funny

Ergo, Boba Fett owns a very spoiled and human-acclimated Boa Constrictor named Jules Deckard just to piss them off :)

Happy 75th Birthday to Samuel Leroy Jackson.

Born December 21, 1948, He is an actor and producer. One of the most widely recognized actors of his generation, the films in which he has appeared have collectively grossed over $27 billion worldwide, making him the highest-grossing actor of all time (excluding cameo appearances). He rose to fame with films such as Coming to America (1988).

Jackson is a highly prolific actor, having appeared in over 150 films. His other roles include Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995), A Time to Kill (1996), Hard Eight (1996), Eve's Bayou (1997), The Red Violin (1998), The Negotiator (1998), Unbreakable (2000), Shaft (2000) and its 2019 sequel/reboot, Coach Carter (2005), Snakes on a Plane (2006), The Other Guys (2010), Kong: Skull Island (2017), and Glass (2019). Jackson also won widespread recognition as the Jedi Mace Windu in the Star Wars prequel trilogy (1999–2005), and later voiced the role in the animated film Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008). With his permission, his likeness was used for the Ultimate version of the Marvel Comics character Nick Fury; he subsequently played Fury in 11 Marvel Cinematic Universe films, beginning with a cameo appearance in Iron Man (2008), as well as guest-starring in the television series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. He will reprise this role in the upcoming Disney+ series Secret Invasion, which is set to premiere in 2022.

Jackson has provided his voice for several animated films, documentaries, television series, and video games, including Lucius Best/Frozone in the Pixar films The Incredibles (2004) and Incredibles 2 (2018), Whiplash in Turbo (2013), the title character of the anime television series Afro Samurai (2007), and Frank Tenpenny in the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004). In 2016, Jackson served as the narrator of the acclaimed documentary I Am Not Your Negro based on James Baldwin's writings.

Can you share some of your favorite and least favorite horror movies?

Some of my favorites are Scream 1996, Dark Water 2002, The Crow, Jennifer's Body, Rec, Se7en, Saw, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Zombieland, Night of the Living Dead, Get Out, The Stepford Wives 1975, 28 Days Later, The Silence of the Lambs, Carrie 1976, American Psycho, the Fear Street trilogy, Zombieland, Malignant, Us, Rosemary's Baby 1968, Poltergeist, Stoker, Bones and All, Snakes on a Plane, Zombeavers, Tremors, Kairo, The Thing 1982, Vamp, Alien, Return of the Living Dead, Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus, Cabin in the Woods, El Orfanato, Fright Night 2011, The Craft, Ginger Snaps, Pan's Labyrinth, Blade, Alien vs Predator, You're Next, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Signs, Chronicle, Mandy, The Devil's Backbone, Planet Terror, Train to Busan, Nope, The Descent, The Doom Generation, Prey, Midsommar, The Host 2006, The Eye 2002, Suspiria 1977 and 2019, The Invisible Man 1933 and 2020, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984, Resident Evil 2002, Ready or Not, Trick r Treat, Delicatessen, The Blair Witch Project, Thirst 2009, Thirst 2019, Friday the 13th 1980, The People Under the Stairs, The Moth Diaries, Final Destination, Hereditary, The Village, Bride of Chucky, A Quiet Place, Candyman 1992 and 2021, Censor, Dead Snow, The Velocipastor, 8 Legged Freaks, Barbarian, M3gan, Zombie Tidal Wave, Pumpkinhead, Detention 2011, Insidious, The Fog 1980, Donnie Darko, Annabelle: Creations, The Blob 1988, It 2017, Sinister, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Fresh, and Black Christmas 1974

Some I dislike are The Hills Have Eyes franchise, Cabin Fever 2002, the Hostel franchise, Martyrs, My Bloody Valentine 2009, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2014, Rob Zombie's Halloween movies, Terrifier, Thankskilling, The Boy, Prom Night 2008, Dawn of the Dead 2004, Lycan Colony, Splice, One Missed Call 2008, Detention 2010, The Fog 2005, The Roommate, The Bye Bye Man, Wish Upon, Truth or Dare, Creepshow 2, Prometheus 2012, Annabelle 2014, The Purge, The Conjuring movies

I am extremely lenient with horror movies tbh for me to outright dislike one it essentially has to either bore me or feature unnecessary gratuitous rape/threats of rape--or be a bad remake.