I never imagine myself as being adopted by Bruce when it comes to me as a DC character because i selfship Jason so that would make it in///cest and i have Clark and Lois be my adoptive parents instead(also Superbat variants superiority)but also because i'm a punk and 70% of Batkids posts both just canon and self-inserts included scream nepotism baby so i simply can't do that to myself.Why would i wanna be a rich kid who never lifts a finger and gets called a badass for it when i could be a farmer who does honest work,supports local family owned bussinesses,beats the shit out of billionares possibly including Bruce and gets jacked enough to carry Jason around like the beautiful princess he is?