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wishitweresummer · 1 year
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I am so obsessed with Mushie's Dream with a back death spot chats! The back as a death spot is so cute, because it's so difficult to shield your back. It's an easy pin spot but it's also obvious what spot they're going for if they start to turn you over. Just the thought of Dream being somewhat out of breath from wrestling Sapnap on the floor, eventually coming out on the bottom because despite being so small, that boy is freakishly strong. And the look of absolute panic when he realizes Sapnap is in fact turning him on his stomach. He's a little to late to fight back as Sapnap is already in his hips, but he tries to squirm his way out or to at least cover it but a simple upper rib squeeze completely incapacitates him long enough for his to cross his arms behind him and pin them to his back by his forearms. His hands can't reach anything, he can barely move now, and Sapnap now has full access to his upper and lower back, so the only thing he can to is plead and try to bargain.
Bonus points if he asks Sapnap to hold one or both of his hands while he does it "for grounding purposes"
(Hiii I’m very late I know oh my god, Sleepy thank you so much for this!!!)
I just love the idea of Dream and Sapnap always play fighting. Like, I know they have been since day oneeeee.
Dream coming up out of nowhere and dropping half his weight on Sapnap from behind. Sapnap stumbling and grumbling and trying to shrug the weight off until Dream is dropping it more and more until they are on the floor.
“Dream!!”, he huffs. (He always tries to sound annoyed, but it always has that tinge of fondness)
Light punches and shoving turns to them rolling across the carpet. Headlocks. Aggressive hair ruffling. Side grabs. Rib knuckling. Dream has that breath-stealing wheezing laugh that drags all the strength out of him. This is how Sap can get the upperhand~~
Dream is bigger though right? Stronger. Bigger.
So if Sapnap wants to get the best of him he has to be aggressive and smart.
Okay so find the biggest area on Dream to tickle~~
Sapnap’s on top and he’s trying to flip Dream like a pancake when the taller boy gets that panicked look, then hes screaming bloody murder.
“No! Sapnap DON’T!!!!” (Oh he will~)
Sap skillfully squeezes at Dream’s upper ribs to lock him up and then pins his arms to his back as he presses him to the ground.
A spidered hand up Dream’s back has him giggling hysterically. It’s breathless and adorable. He kicks at the ground as he curses Sapnap’s life and height and valorant skills and…incoherently babbles.
This spot always makes Dream just a little crazy. There is just so much space. The ticklish feeling hits everywhere as Sapnap’s cruel fingers explore his back.
He fades into apologies.
I headcannon Dream as always begging fast as hell. That boy has no shame.
Sapnap’s mean, though. Spends time searching Dream’s large back for every spot that draws out the best wheezes and squeals.
He needs to get his fill before Dream escapes~~
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jelluf1sh · 1 month
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taking a nap with suguru. soft blankets and softer words, sweet nothings mumbled into his ear after he’s had a hard day. his silky black hair brushed from his face by your gentle, loving hands, tossed over his shoulder lightly so it doesn’t catch on any of his earrings while he snoozes. “i’m so proud of you” while he rests, his thick lashes closed against his cheeks, and a smile curled into his lips. he covers the expanse of your neck with soft, deliberately-placed kisses, mumbling a “thank you” or a “love you” in between each press of his lips, and you can feel the cold metal of the rings with each warm kiss. his large hands which massage your back whilst his head lays on your chest — he wanted to be held today, be a little selfish with you. the light of the evening sun, setting just outside the window, washing across the two of you, turning suguru’s skin akin to something of melted caramel, and his hair, silken dark chocolate. kissing his forehead and talking about nothing and everything all at once. reassurance. vulnerability. comfort. safety. love. and contentment on his behalf, as he trusted you with everything he was and everything he felt underneath a single fur blanket. watching him fight sleep, yawning over and over again, his nose crinkling and his eyes pricking with tears at the intensity of his tiredness, until the sandman takes hold of him, and with one final kiss to his forehead — so graciously granted by his lover after moving his bangs out of the way— suguru can doze off happy, knowing he will always wake up to you.
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temeyes · 2 months
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hear me out: Gaz tummy
(There isn’t enough love for Gaz and it make me kinda sad tbh he’s so pretty)
~Valentine
oh anon, i'll do you one better-
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gaz tatas, you're welcome
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startistdoodles · 2 years
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Kirby loafs with Prisma-Mom and Meta-Dad
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They gotta share him haha
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Tiddy Tuesday, love?
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here's my most recent tiddies pic
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reorientation · 2 months
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Condition me to find playing with my breasts relaxing. Start by massaging them along with my back after I come home from a long day, while talking softly to me, reassuring me that you'll always help me through rough times. 'It feels good, doesn't it?' Then slowly transition to making me do it myself, you'll take care of my back and shoulders, and I'll handle my breasts. This is something I can do any time I'm stressed out, any time I have a private moment. It's ok, I don't have to think of this as feminizing, its just basic bio-chemistry. Breast massages cause a release of oxytocin, one of the feel good hormones. Lie to me when I notice my breasts start getting bigger. Just buy me better, more restrictive binders as gifts. When I start lactating, comfort me, and shower me with adoration and appreciation. Buy me a breast pump, so that I can empty my tits before work every morning, it would be embarrassing for me to leak at the office, wouldn't it? Hold my hand as you guide me into this spiraling catch 22. I need to milk myself to pass at work -> milking increases my milk production -> I have to milk myself more and more in order to squeeze into my binders. What a cruel cycle you've tricked me into. -sleepy anon
I wouldn't be a good partner if I didn't do my best to help you relax. Before even suggesting the breast massages - knowing that they might make you dysphoric - I'd have already gotten you some herbal supplements to help with anxiety. You know, chamomile, fenugreek, blessed thistle, that kind of thing.
Once they started, though, I'd be sure that we made it a habit. It would be so kind of me to set aside part of every day to massage your back (is it feeling a little more strained than it used to?) as you took care of the parts you could reach. And I'd remind you that you needed to do that, to help your body relax after you were wearing a binder all day - so many people hurt themselves with those.
I hope it would be during one of those sessions that you got the first drops. I'd be there to reassure you, to comfort you, to take your mind off of it by fucking you full of cum (when did I get so hard?), and to lovingly lick the milk off of you so that you didn't feel like your new bodily functions made you undesirable.
From there... It would be simple, wouldn't it? You just need to pump more. A girl AFAB person can only produce so much milk, you know - you just have to get it all out. I'd support you with the logistics. I'd buy you new binders... or nursing bras, but only because it'll make things easier for you at work, babe. I'd be so supportive, compassionate, loving.
I'd even try to stifle a laugh when you leaked milk from your swollen teats as you came on my cock.
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m-eltdown · 10 days
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leclerced · 7 days
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could we get a lil domestic pre race max ? i’m such a slut for the idea of just sharing time w someone max before a race and maybe he’s nervous and just needs some time away and and
it starts in the morning, he wants to stay in bed in the warmth of the hotel sheets with his arms wrapped around his girl. no one prying eyes, prodding questions. he snoozes their alarm when it goes off and pulls her back down when she tries getting up, grumbling something about a few more minutes. he snoozes it a second time with the same excuse, and tries a third time but she urges him to get up before they’re late. she leaves him in bed to go brush her teeth and teases, “we could have had a quickie if we had gotten up with the first alarm, now you don’t even have time to shower.”
he’d pout and murmur, “you could’ve mentioned that sooner.” before he follows her into the bathroom bumping her hip as he picks up his tooth brush. she turns on the faucet then squeezes a blob of paste onto it after her own. they make faces in the mirror as foamy spit collects around their lips before they finish and rinse, giggling through the entire thing.
the paddock is noisy as ever with the excitement of being back in china. max got his first win in the sprint, hoping for his first win in a grand prix. he walks her back to his drivers room and gives her a kiss before he goes to work for a bit. this time, he hangs back for a few minutes, lingering on the sofa with her in his arms, chatting about the cats back home, showing her the photos the cat sitter sent him overnight. he keeps up the mindless chatter until someone comes to find him and he has to get to work.
eventually, she makes her way out to walk about, fetch a drink or snack. really, she just saw max walking around somewhere in the background of the livestream and wanted to find him. she gives up on finding him after collecting a bottle of water in a redbull cooler, but as fate has it, he’s waiting in his driver’s room when she gets back. he’s laid across the couch with his eyes closed, hands behind his head. they pop open and he instantly looks relieved, mumbling, “thought you were someone coming to get me.”
max spreads his legs and she takes it as an invitation to lay with him, dropping the water onto a table before making herself confortable on his chest. he wraps his arms around her instantly and she teases, “technically, i was trying to come get you. i saw you on the feed and went looking. guess i found you.” they stay like that until he gets a text or someone comes calling for him to return to the garage but every spare moment, he’s retreating back to her. she can tell he’s trying to take his mind off the race, when she asks about it he’s vague, but when she asks about dinner he has a million ideas, so she occupies the time with mindless chatter.
during one break, she’s reading a book so he lays with his head in her lap and she reads out loud to him, one hand in his hair and the other holding the book on the arm of the sofa. another, she’s doing a few stretches because she was laying down and her leg fell asleep so max joins her and they do a bit of impromptu yoga before giving up and laying on the floor.
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atthebell-moved · 1 year
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hi, i completely agree that the fandom has a problem with misogyny and often fails at self-introspection. my question is, do you have any resources/tips/thoughts on how to be better about it? even, how to recognize it in yourself the first place? "ok i'll stop being a misogynist now" is a lot easier said than done, especially for people who might not be that educated on the subject, and majority of the people in this fandom are quite young as well.
this is long as fuck and possibly somewhat incoherent bc it took so long to write but i did my best
my biggest tip for people who don't know much about misogyny is to look at your own behavior and learn how to clock what you're doing as sexist.
are you criticizing a female creator? think about why you're doing it, what the actual beef you have with them is. if it seems to be just a sense of discomfort or thinking they're annoying or overly loud or pushy, think about male ccs who act the same way and why you dont consider them annoying. are you annoyed with them for being on a male cc's stream? why? does it feel like theyre taking up too much attention? do you get annoyed with them for talking too much or flirting with guys? for gaming especially-- do you get annoyed with them for not knowing something or being "bad" at a game? think about why that is and why its just funny when a male cc is bad at games or doesnt know something.
a HUGE problem i see in this fandom is the Madonna-whore complex, repackaged as the little sister-racist dichotomy (kudos to @yourlittlemenace for that phrasing).
if a female cc is deemed to be "playing nice" (doesnt talk too much, is "nice", streams with male ccs but doesnt flirt with them, isn't "overtly sexual"), she's the little sister of the group. all the male ccs "protect" her, she literally folds their laundry, she doesnt call out how people treat her, and the fandom pretends that this is a normal and cool way to treat women who are public figures. this also goes for mom/big sister/etc. if you think you haven't done this, think about all the aus where you've forced puffy into some kind of maternal or sisterly role when it made no sense. then think about how pissed people got when she decided not to be the server therapist and was "mean" to Tommy (in lore, with permission. that she didnt even need to get. see that clip i rbed earlier from her podcast.)
if the fandom decides she doesnt play nice, if she flirts with male ccs too much or stands up for herself or points out how unfair it is that she's being treated this way, she gets demeaned, harassed, and shunned by the fandom. consider, again, puffy. consider how niki flirted with wilbur and talked about misogyny and got called a racist for *checks notes* "speaking to schlatt and fundy" and "not being a native english speaker". she got called a slut and a queerbaiter for kissing another woman despite being bisexual.
consider how hard people went down on hannah for having said the r slur several years back versus how hard they went on dream for the same thing. and how people dug it up as a direct response to her being on stream with dream. consider how every time hannah talks about how unfair it is that the mcc subreddit treats her like trash, she has to delete all her tweets bc they harass her to hell and back and act like she's an asshole for pointing out their hypocrisy.
the fandom doesnt do this across the board; i shouldnt have to say this, but its not an everyone versus no one issue. some people do this outright and loud, some dont seem to realize theyre doing it, and a few people dont do it at all (incredibly rare, i can count on one hand the number of people who genuinely seem to try to avoid these issues, which is why im complaining).
in terms of lore, have you ever once done analysis on a female character? why do you think you haven't? the bechdel-wallace test is an (imperfect) way of gauging how a piece of media ignores women and prioritizes men. think about the fact that there are FOUR female ccs on the DSMP and they are continually ignored in favor of male characters. consider that puffy and aimsey both talked about trying to do genuine lore and getting shafted, either because no one was online and wouldn't put in the effort to stream with them or because they received insane amounts of criticism for breaking anything on the server, despite the clear lack of "no griefing" rules and the precedent that you can blow other people's shit up (tommy leveling one of puffy's builds, amongst many other examples).
a quick thing about ships: have you ever wondered why m/m ships are so popular? the general consensus amongst people who care about feminism and are into fandom studies is that for a long period of time, m/m was hugely popular because women are so rarely written as full and complete characters in any media. so people took to engaging with m/m ships and writing about them because they were the most fulfilling relationships, and because misogyny led them to be predisposed to be uninterested in female characters.
say an m/m ship is incredibly popular, something like, i dunno, john watson and sherlock holmes from bbc sherlock. lets also say the canonical media presents one or both of the characters with a female love interest. how do you think a fandom that prioritizes m/m ships and is primed to be disinterested in women as characters (either because of our society's role in teaching people that women do not matter or because of fandom's history in assuming female characters are not fleshed out) is going to react? if you said theyre going to send undue amounts of criticism her way and act like its an act of homophobia to give a canonically straight character a female love interest, congrats, you've figured out a huge component in fandom misogyny. take this, amplify it over several decades, and add the psychic damage that supernatural gave society. queerbaiting is bad but mistreating female characters in service of nonexistent queer relationships is also bad.
this is relevant in general but i also believe its relevant for the dsmp because of the complete lack of m/f ships. aside from phil and kristin, who are literally married irl and kristin isn't even on the server, there are no m/f ships that involve female creators. this is not, despite what you may think, due to the inherently yaoi nature of minecraft roleplay. this is because the creators, including the male ones, are afraid of the blowback of m/f flirting and how fucking awful people are to female ccs anytime it happens. once again look at niki. as another example, consider how notfounders harassed the living daylights out of mxmtoon for flirting with gnf on twitter. if i was a cc i would avoid it like the plague too considering how happy people are to dig shit up about them or accuse them of being a slut or an attention whore/"pick me girl" for speaking to a man.
one last thing, this is more about fanart than anything else but stop drawing women to look like teenage boys. the amount of fanart i see where i literally cannot tell if someone has drawn niki or tommy is fucking insane. niki has curves. draw her with them. if you cannot draw women or people outside a very specific body type you cannot draw. fatphobia and misogyny have a clear overlap.
i cant think of anything else and ive already spent forever on this. look into feminist media analysis. think twice about how you react to female ccs & female characters. consider not just what characters have interesting stories but who is allowed to have interesting stories. you might be neglecting someone who has a lot going on because you're dismissing a female character as inherently less likely to be interesting. you might not even know someone has an interesting story because the fandom neglects it so completely.
as a final little note: like i said earlier, if you're not familiar with gender & sexuality studies, you may not know this, but homophobia and transphobia are rooted in misogyny. the idea that gender is immutable and rigid is because of the patriarchy. this is why gendered slurs are used against queer people and why queer men in particular get accused of and demeaned for being feminine. your understanding of queerphobia is incomplete without considering how sexism plays a role.
also go read everything rayne fisher-quann has ever written but especially this piece on getting woman'd and listen to you're wrong about
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wishitweresummer · 1 year
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Sapnap telling Dream that George needs an exorcism after he says something mean to him. So he uses a sharpie to draw random symbols on George’s arms and forehead before shoving him onto his back so Dream can grab his arms. He then rather aggressively shakes George into the bed, yelling for the demon to get out of their friend. George makes a noise of surprise first before bursting into giggles at how silly the situation is. Sapnap claims the demon is laughing at them so he rubs his knuckles into his ribcage which gets him immediately screaming and thrashing like an exorcism. No amount of pleading or bargaining convinced them to let him go, it's only when George begins to play along, shrieking out that he's been freed and the demon's gone now. They both back off and act relieved that it worked. Sapnap wipes away his tears and brings him up into a hug, George in a few seconds feels Dream behind him, sandwiching him in. The body heat comforting him. "You guys are idiots" is the last thing he says before falling asleep against Sapnap’s shoulder
Yes yes yes - let’s be mean to Gogyyyyy (Thank you Sleepy <3)
George is always such a menace and Sapnap can not handle any kind of shit talk or being picked on at all. (Perfect combo perfect comboooo)
George doesn’t really like to be alone. When Dream is working on stuff he usually just hangs out on his bed and just plays on his phone, even if they aren’t talking. George likes to be near his friends.
So, Dream is not home yet. And Sapnap decides to be nice! He wants to grind some Valorant and let’s George take up his bed since he has no Dream to bother. Sapnap plays his game and George scrolls through Twitter.
But he loses a game…another game...another game…he pounds his desk in anger. George takes notice.
Gogy always takes it too far, that little troublemaker. He latches on to Sapnap’s losses and sits up to focus on it, mean laughter and venom dripping from his tongue as Sapnap loses more. He lays into him jab after jab about how much he sucks, cackling like a maniac. Sapnap can’t play for shit once he’s in his head, and George won’t let up, his laughter sounds crazed, demonic…
* in the distance, a door slams *
“Dream!”, Sapnap hollers. He quickly looks around his desk and grabs a sharpie. He moves fast out of the chair and moves towards the bed, George is confused and wide-eyed.
“Yeah?”. Dream pops into the room as Sapnap grabs George’s arm.
“Your little boyfriend has a demon inside him or something, he needs an exorcism.”
Both boys huff in protest at the tease, but Sapnap is drawing weird symbols up the inside of George’s sensitive forearm and suddenly he’s crumbling to giggles…the noises interesting Dream and he approaches, ready to go along with whatever Sapnap’s plan is as long as it involves more of ✨Gogy Laughter✨. (✨Gogy Giggles✨, if you will.).
“The demon is laughing at us Dream! We have to save George!”
As George goes to grab the sharpie, Dream snatches his wrist.
“There’s a demon in there, it has our Georgie!!!”
“Guys!”, George is sputtering with confusion and giggles. “SapNAP!” when Sapnap swiftly presses him down to the bed and draws a strange meaningless symbol on George’s forehead.
It’s actually Sap’s favorite way George says his name - sapNAP
Dream throws his leg over George’s waist and digs his fingers into his sides, earning a loud screech. He starts shaking him and bouncing him against the bed, holding him by his side. George is completely lost in his chaotic cackling. The way he flops against the bed helpless to their antics gives him butterflies. They’re being so stupid he can’t help but give himself over to the laughter embarassingly easy.
“DEMON LEAVE OUR FRIEND!!!”
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!”
The two attack George full force with the meanest of tickles while giving him his “exorcism”.
Sapnap leans over and shakes all of his knuckles against George’s ribcage while Dream holds on to his wrists. George is losing his shit. Screaming at the top of his lungs and his feet flinging the comforter half off the bed.
“SAPNAAAAAP!!!”, he wails. His face red and soaked with tears.
“George is that you? Come back to us! Fight it!!
Sapnap grabs his wrists now and Dream clings to both his thighs and tickles viciously. George is convulsing, nearly throwing Sapnap over him as he shrieks with laughter.
They trade off holding George down and delivering the most brutal of tickles over and over. George’s hysterical laughter cuts in and out, totally intoxicating to the two.
George begs for mercy. He apologizes to Sapnap. He promises he won’t be mean ever again. He pleads they atleast go a little easier.
They don’t.
They only respond as if this is a real exorcism and it’s completely beyond ridiculous. It’s unbelievably flustering. George is going to die if he can’t convince them to stop tickling him neeeeoowww.
He gives in. Fine. He’ll play along.
“HEIUAwjjjwhwiwwjwj!”, he lets out the craziest noise he can to grab their attention. They slow down and watch him. “I’m b-back! The dehemon is out!!”, he flushes in embarrassment at his desperate and breathless voice.
“GEORGE!!”, they cheer, as if this is real. They coo as they cuddle him, praising his strength against the evil demon.
Sapnap wipes away his tears and can’t find it in himself to act cocky. George’s dusty blush and averted gaze tells him he won’t pick on him again anytime soon. The little choked gasp George let’s out when Dream wraps around him from behind and buries his face in the back of his neck is unbelievably cute. He’s forgiven, Sapnap decides. He looks so stunned and helpless underneath the affection. Fondness for the little menace wells up inside of him.
Sapnap slips in close and completes the snuggle-sandwich. George melts. The exghaustion and affection work together to calm them down.
“You guys are idiots.”. It’s the smallest most pathetic ‘You guys are idiots.’ George has ever uttered.
(This was so fun 🥰 - I hope you like it Sleepyyyy)
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beforeimdeceased · 15 days
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chaotic roommates au edit but i was too lazy to make it look nice. 😊
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tangledinink · 8 months
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may we please have some tidbits of gemini au from after the whole reunion and bonding and settling in?
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i'm excited for when they someday are all close enough that they can Turtle Pile. Mikey and Raph are both very snuggly and physically affectionate, and they're gonna be all over each other right away because while Casey, Venus, and Jeni will tolerate some amount of snuggles from their brothers, they're not as into it as they are. (Well, Jeni is actually super fucking snuggly, she just doesn't want to admit it. It's an open secret.) While Leo and Donnie are both incredibly physically affectionate with each other, it's a long time before they can tolerate anyone else touching them to any degree-- let alone stomaching hugs, being held, etc etc etc. but once they're all kind of settled and have worked through that a little bit and built up that trust, turtle piles become a semi-regular thing.
before we get to that point, though, there will be a period in which the gemini twins are just absolute fucking nightmares, which i believe i've talked about a bit in the past. just imagine every manner of teenage rebellion you can think of and they probably do it. they start settling down a little bit once they start training and sparring with their siblings a bit more, but also in a lot of ways kind of reveal all the ways that they're totally fucked up during these exercises--
(also, draxum keeps telling them to stop doing unnecessary, showy twirls and spins during spars, and they keep saying "no.")
also jeni lowkey falls in love with raph right from the get-go and is attached to him at the hip, loves riding on his shoulders, watching wrestling with him, showing things off to him, etc etc. mikey is insanely jealous.
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abs-907 · 1 month
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cosy and soft✨
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stevie-petey · 3 months
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could we get a blurb of one day steve went and visited her at work, just some goood friendly and fun banter and friendship and maybe accidental flirting while he helps her out and hangs around? 🫶
hi anon that i have zero clue who u are you !! and yes, i CAN give u a cute lil happy blurb
enjoy <3
“lets play two truths and one lie.”
you roll your eyes at steve. “didnt i tell you to quietly stack some books while i arrange the shelves?”
“but im bored,” he groans, following you as you straighten some books and start setting up a new display area.
“youre the one who insists on coming here every day. it’s summer now. go get some sun.”
steve blinks. “but youre in here.”
“and?”
“itd be boring without you, too.” he says, his face open and sweet as always. his candor is still something you arent used to. theres never anything hidden within his words.
you poke steves chest. “you need to figure out what you want, buddy.”
he grabs the hand thats poked him and tugs you close. “i wanna play two truths and one lie.”
he bats his eyes at you and your stomach flutters. youre insanely close to him now, hes still holding your hand, and he now rests his other hand on the small of your back in a way that makes you shiver in the june humidity. this close, you can see all the freckles that dot across his pretty face.
“i…” your words catch in your throat, which steve smirks at. sometimes you think he does these things purposefully, that he likes seeing you blush.
you pull away, not wanting to think too deeply into things. “fine. you go first, though.”
“yes!” steve does a happy dance, fist bumps the air, and then seems to remember that youre still there. he regains his composure and clears his throat. “okay. my first kiss was interrupted by her dad walking in and seeing us, im scared of the dark, and i was obsessed with frogs when i was younger.”
youre surprised by steves choices. theyre all so wildly random and bizarre. you think for a moment, stumped. he definitely seems like the type to be caught by a father, and what little kid doesnt love frogs?
“you’re not scared of the dark?” you finally guess.
steve cheers. “no! i win! im totally afraid of the dark, im human.”
“okay, so…” you nudge him. “what was the lie?”
“oh yeah. i was actually obsessed with toads, not frogs.”
you hit his chest. “thats cheating!”
“nuh uh. theyre different species. i won, just admit it, y/n. im like, totally better then you.”
“fine, wanna play it that way?” an evil grin spreads across your face. “my turn. ive never been kissed, my dream boyfriend is spider-man, and i have a cat named mews.”
steve answers immediately, confident in his answer. “easy. you dont have a cat named mews.”
“nope!” you go back to arranging a display, secretly elated you won. you turn back to steve and wink. “my dream boyfriend is peter parker.”
“but theyre the same person—hold on,” steve seems to realize something. “does that mean no ones ever kissed you?”
“never.” you turn now and notice that your friend is seemingly frozen in place, still processing the information youve just told him. he seems genuinely surprised.
steve is speechless. “but… i just thought—you know… youre just so you and—”
“and whats that supposed to mean?” you make a face.
“nothing bad, obviously! i just mean. well, c’mon. you gotta know what i mean—” steve is stumbling over his words with a panicked look on his face and you feel bad. you know what he meant, but you like watching him squirm.
you start to laugh. “relax, steve. im just messing with you.”
though in a way, it does kind of hurt. no ones ever shown an interest in you, but at least steve seems surprised by it. if the king of hearts was surprised by your pathetic love life, then maybe there was hope for you yet.
he exhales and rests a hand over his chest. “fuck, you gotta stop doing that.”
you smile but dont say anything else. the display still needs to be set, so you let the conversation die down and focus on it once more. youre not necessarily insecure about not having a first kiss or even a boyfriend, but it’s not your favorite topic, either.
then, after a few minutes of silence, just as you think steve has moved on, he of course has to speak.
“what if i kissed my fingers and then pressed them against your mouth—”
“steve?”
“yeah?”
“shut up and stack some books.”
“yes ma’am.”
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kennysdeadbody · 7 months
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What about Clingy Kyle?
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i agree
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