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oh my god. what if she james herondale-ifies ty.
#just had this thought. legitimately harrowing#remember how i loved james and then i read his actual book and was like oh. nvm this bitch kind of sucks….#because cassie only knows how to write one type of male lead#SOMEHOW she defied what she knew long enough to do emma and jules but then for tlh she went right back#yk maybe this is how dru saves us. if SHE’S leading twp then it’s HER love interest that has to act that way. not kit’s.#slay. thanks queen ur so real for this.#beth.txt#but still. the fear is in my heart#sobh lb
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star couple | jude bellingham x fem! mclaren f1 driver! reader
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Isn't RLJ a false marriage? Won't jon still be a bastard then?
Elia and Rhaegar had healthy children, legit kids so won't Ned respect that marriage like any northern one? Also elia's marriage was not under any coercion or dubious consent like Lyanna's supposed one was. And valyrian polygamy was outlawed for years, so ned should never see it as a real marriage.
(thanks for ur earlier answer by the way)
Hi, anon. Thanks for the ask! It was no biggie.
I would like you to read the comment from Ygrain in this thread. The biggest proof of RLJ marriage is the presence of the Kingsguard at the ToJ. I'll post a shorter version of it down below.
"I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
The KG consider Robert a usurper.
When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
So the KG knew that Aerys is dead and denounces Jaime as a KG. We could also infer that they weren't with Aerys when Jaime killed his king.
“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
Ned tells them the remaining Targ forces have bent the knees and was surprised they weren't there.
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
To which Arthur replied that their knees do not bend easily yet when Ned approached earlier, Oswell Whent was on his knee. Taken together, it's a clue that they have already bent the knee to someone.
“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
Why aren't the KG with Viserys the supposed king if they're really so honorable? Their duties would demand them to get him to safety.
“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.
They've ignored the insult of Viserys being called a prince and admits he doesn't have a KG.
“But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.”
So Willem is a good man and it's okay to be with the prince but not them because they're the KG. And what is the primary duty of the KG? To protect and defend the King.
“Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.
So the KG does not flee and they would have defended the king then(Aerys) and that's what they're doing now(Jon).
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold.
Below are the exact points from the thread:
The Lord Commander is citing the Kingsguard’s vow as the reason that they must stay. He has decided that all three would remain, and we must presume that the reason is to protect the king. Several things contribute to this conclusion:
The White Bull, as Ser Gerold is known, is quite the stickler when it comes to the comport of Kingsguard duties.
Ser Gerold does not have a friendship with Rhaegar that would favor this decision.
Ser Gerold has already stated that he would slay Jaime to protect Aerys.
Ser Gerold’s decision to keep Arthur and Oswell with him only protects the king (the primary purpose of the Kingsguard) if the king is present at the tower.
Ned knows that these men were honoring their Kingsguard vow. There is no other vow that Ned is ever aware of. He thinks of these three as the epitome of honor and skill. A shining example for the world.
Also, all the jokes about bastards and princes GRRM does with Joffrey and Jon won't work if they're both bastards.
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★ . . . ❛ ━━ BEN CHILWELL x FEM!READER.
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Hiiiiiii
Was looking thru ur WIPs and saw Ghosts that whisper and wanted to say I’m sure you will do a great job on it.😁🫶
Also side note- ur writing is acc soooooo good like when I sit down and read your works they draw such real and raw emotions from me. You are such a talented writer and all the work you put into it is noticed😁 keep slaying queen🫶
🥺😭 thank you so much
this is really so incredibly appreciated. i love writing but i really love making people feel things with my stories, so i am glad i get to do that.
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Pretty privilege is real
I'm not going to wreck chaos with the *Body positivity* and *be you * and *love yourself* shit. Relax.
( Note : I would just like to state my feelings without imposing any opinions.)
So yeah. It's real. Being pretty. And by pretty I'm talking about Slim, snatched waist, decent breasts( medium to large depending on individual tastes) , tall for guys ( not girls, they look weird) , Broad shoulders, jawline etc etc etc.
It's like a list of expectations that stretches more than an elastic rubber band. And it hurts and stings more when it is pulled.
Yes I know I have some physical discrepancies that I PERSONALLY would like to Modify but making it the only thing about me is not right. It encourages those raging demons in my head that laugh and snicker at my flaws. They pass comments, whispering in each other's ears as I walk down the aisle, fuelling rumours and absolutely driving me to the brink of destruction. That shit hurts. Really. Because u realise in those moments that u cannot find love. And to all those self love hypocrites with perfect body and money, don't try to come at me. Broadcasting ur PERFECT life in my face and expecting me to give up on my expectations from life just because they aren't exactly body postive and slay queen type shit . Sorry girl, not happening.
I want a person. Who is mine. Who I can hug tightly and weep in their arms. I can scream and fight and kiss and gaze at the stars with them. I want that kind of a person. Who loves me. Completely. Truly. Forever. But the harsh realities of finding love drown u and squeeze every last ounce of hope from u.
I want those eyes . That shine with the radiance of the moonlight. I want them to gaze at me . So that I can flaunt that I was loved by a celestial body. I want those eyes to comfort me. Wrap me in a warm blanket, make hot chocolate and watch sitcoms with me. I want those eyes to look for me in the crowd desperately. And in a room full of interesting, pretty people that give me a complex, still choose to look at me. Me. Just me.
But U gOtTa LoVe UrSeLf FIrst SiS. Yes thanks for letting me know.
I will. But at times those demons get the worst of me. And they inflict scars that can never heal. And ghouls that possess my soul. Making me do horrible things to myself. So yes I need to love myself first but at times my tears beg for just one person to tell me that they love me and that it is going to be okay.
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idg this one opinion i saw on all stars 7 being bad bc the back ups they had to me make no sense theyre like all stars 7 was bad bc it didnt have enough early season winners like omfg wherw is the self awareness
bebe was on all stars 3 should could come back but thats kinda debatable ik they bring queens back 3 times( and even 4 times being jimbo) but maybe its more debatable for a first all winners season
tyra is cut out for her bomb threats to drag con she gets left out the winners circles
obviously sharon gets left out the winners circle and what clasifies as early season winners for me itd be 1-3 or 1-5 bc 6-8 or 9 feel a bit mid season (def not in quality) bianca wont do it, bob wasnt invited but thank god she hosted pitstop
violet would do it and maybe it wouldve been good if she did bc shes out here huffing paint of booting raja for not wearin corsets fjndjfnfnfn
alaska wouldnt be invited back
trixie wouldnt do it
sasha velour wouldve been cool but if they make a second one they cant use all their best queens and sasha art is great but maybe they were thinking best tv personalities w chemistry (bc all stars 8 lacked that MAJORLYYY) bc i think they did pic best tv personalities together like sure certain queens i absolutely would gag but i strangely wasnt mad at the cast for how robbed manila was (and she was robbed like imagine manila in that season but thats the all stars format riggery fault) but yk monet and trinity were some of the mosg entertaining thank god it made me fall in love w monet???
like thats debatable tho for some queens coming back but unfortunately for early seasons there was genuinely not a lot of options BUT IM SO GLAD WE GOT THE TWO BEST ONES ESP FUCKING RAJA (BC BOY WHAT THAT SEASON DID TO ME IT MADE ME FALL SO DEEP LOVE FOR RAJA SHES OFFICIALLY MY MOTHER GF BF AND AUNTIE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY) and yk the first thing i fell in love w that season was raja + jinkx and all the newer winners holy fuck did i ever love that sure it was def a bit rigged theyre not the most stand out lip syncers of the bunch but god did they both ever pave the way for them all there (esp raja) and i believe it was so needed to show that respect
and raja and jinxk r good lip syncers stunts arent everything song choice is important
it def wasnt the strongest lip sync season ill admit that but yo i adore watching lip syncs ppl dont think i care about fashion in drag race but i really do this season is my fav for a reason raja is my fav for a reason it wouldve been sm more perfect for me if the lip syncs were so top tier but idk fuckin raja vs viv was so fun / perfect raja vs jaida was so so fun
raja had no chance for yvie im super biased that im glad she won but idk raja still slayed its just yvie oddly ur going against maybe ru hated yvies wigs or smth (listen i love yvies shes one of my favs) i dont disagree w the track record vs lip sync bc i guess itd depend on the lip sync and track record and entertainment to the season ofc u cant please everyone, it makes it a lot less predictable altho imo jimbos win as much as its deserved is waaayyyyyy too predictable and not even cute bc at least w season 15 the other queens of so many different styles of drag and diversity and experience and worlds kepts sasha on her toes a bit she shouldve won more but damn i just love me a season w milfs ok IM JUST MILF BIASED LET ME HAVE THISSS
ok also the cast was good (despite manila being robbed in as 4) they didnt need to rely on villian edits or drama which im not against for drag race but thats how good their chemistry and personalies were like that is so important a goooooood ass cast can carry and i dont think all stars 8 delivered (i even think all stars 1 delivered that sm more than 8)
but idk i think my all stars ranking that some places can be flipped is
all stars 7 (fav season EVER)
as 2
as 3 + 4 tied
all stars 6
all stars 5
all stars 1
all stars 8
and im gonna be real cast chemistry/entertainment/personality/humor is like the first thing thatd enjoyable about the show fuck ill take bad runways even bad lip syncs usually a season will have one or the other or at least one good runway or lip sync bc i can trust the queens tonpull thru on that more than the producers holy shit
and yk bad lip syncs and runways to me can be so fucking funny like jigglys garbage dress, kennedys cyrstalized chicken, the i will surive lip sync in s8, the 2 messy ass lip syncs in s3 (like it had 2 of the best lip syncs in the show and 2 of the worst but the worsr were so fuckjng funnyfbfkdhd)
but yk you want better lip syncs?? actually pay attention to ur front runners styles of performance, rewards all styles of lip syncs, and pick ur song choices more off that.
also snatch game being good is quite important all stars 7 fucking DELIVEREDDDDDDDDD
i get more peeved when a cast of a season has no age and drag style variety (which theyve always delivered drag style variety and age usuall like season 14 im sorry did not deliver that 4 me enough) variety bc whats the point u did not respect where drag came from, the veterns, and ofc the new queens for the future of drag like come bring in at least one milf drag queen one milf per season IS ENOUGH FOR ME
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hiiiiiii it's me!!!!!!!!! please recommend:
Someone who would be great with *assisting* Tree Paine as Taylor’s publicist (let’s be real no one can be Tree Paine so you just get to help)
Someone who knows Taylor’s lyrics better than she does
Someone who is actually a real-life superhero (costume and everything.. but NO CAPES!!)
Someone who inspires you to be a better person
Someone who would be Jack Antonoff’s BFF
Someone you wish lived closer
Someone that you would follow, wherever they stray
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OMG BLOG REC ANON UR ASKING ME??????? LITTLE OLD ME???? gonna cry brb
tree paine assistant obviously @cages-boxes-hunters-foxes like ik u have been told to go to jaime a million times but. come on. also @taylorswiftstyle lbr (not that this is really the same thing but like i had to)
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real life superhero @meaningtotellyou obviously queen dani is superhero material i mean she is the best at making the best of a bad deal and she makes everyone happy. also @londonsboy makes suuch beautiful edits she should be called Pale Edits Lady for how good they are
jack antonoff's bff april @bleachellaz because i feel like i have to. she just is
wish lived closer @whoisidsbanyway-ewww holly <3
someone i follow wherever they stray @lovestory gabbi is straight up the best. she's so talented too. also @heystephen because scout is literally just so funny and always gives me warm vibes. also i love @reputation leah is just such a warm presence i want her blog on my dash always. also @hotgirlsrk i sometimes have no idea what she's talking about but like ananya is always slaying.
aaron dessner's bff is @andtosaturn claire just has the best vibes and so does aaron. also me i want to do pesach seder with him.
OK ILY BLOGRECANON <3 THANKS FOR INCLUDING ME <3
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vera’s first watch of south park — season six (part 1)
i’m blazing thru these seasons like it’s nothing omg. happy tho, i like it more and more each day.
EPISODE 1:
new intro ???? the old one will be missed
TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY best part of the new intro
THE BUTTERS SHOW GHBGBFDJ HE’S SO JFKBSKJD
butters why are u in kenny’s sweater
oh. that’s why
stan still referring to butters as kenny haha
kyle spitting facts. once again
STAN NOT THE LYING
KYLE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
THEN THEY ALL WATCHING CARTMAN ON THE PHONE
nah butters was real for saying no
“kenny would have done it.” STAN NOT THE PEER PRESSURE GOOD LORD
y’all is gaslighting him >:(
oh my god.
poor butters :’(
the three boys are so terrible for this
like poor baby boy
oh no oh NO BUTTERS IS IN FOR IT
the BOYS ARE SO MEAN
BUTTERS IS SO FUCKING REAL FOR CALLING OUT THE BOYS
oh fuck the largest PUTT PUTT GOLF COURSE ?? butters winning as he should
oh god butters gonna be grounded for a decade
CARTMAN FDJBKBFDSKFS HE LOOKS SO SILLY
i know cartman ain’t abt to beat up his lovely mother BC IT’S ON SIGHT
what the FUCK CARTMAN
WHATEVER, WHATEVER THANK YOU TIKTOK
this 4 month child is wild
WHAT IS THIS MELODY BUTTERS ??#?2/31?
EPISODE 2:
i miss the old intro
wait kenny isn’t in the postcard
so he’s actually dead dead??? FUCK :’(
STOP CALLING BUTTERS KENNY >:(
i hate how they making butters do all this shit god it’s sad
wait what the fuck
EW DON’T MAKE BUTTERS EAT HIS OWN-
I’MMA THROW UP NOW
it’s AIDES NOT AIDS GOD DAMMIT
oh no butters i hope he slims down for his own sanity
cartman. don’t talk to butters to like that u are no different jackass
GUYS STOP
U ARE 9 YEARS OLD U CANNOT PERFROM LIPOSUCTION SURGERY
honestly if this gets graphic i’m skipping thru it
CARTMAN EW WHAT THE FUCK
this is so fucked up i can’t condone this my sons are feral and i wanna protect butters so badly
HE’S LITERALLY DYING CHRIS
OH LORD.
i’m so disappointed with my kids rn
like poor fuckin butters he’s so baby and he’s being bullied
what the hell oh my god the sign
butters gets beat by his own parents??? god the trauma for butters
EPISODE 3:
god this is almost unwatchable
TAKE ON ME SO REAL
where is miss liane ???
i’m so sad rn
also irritated
IKE !!!! HE’S LITTLE SKI FIT
can we get the shit off of butters’ face
OH NO IKE MY BABY
FRENCH FRIES, PIZZA
stan is like. wtf
I KNOW UR NOT SHITTING ON MY BEST SON, MY FAVE SON
stan is so unbothered as he should
the parents JUST WANNA SKI
heather?
STAN IS 8 BFFR
EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS WATCHING STAN RACE LMAO
STAN IS SO BABY FJBKDBFKDSKG
BUTTERS BUSTIN IT DOWN AS HE SHOULD HE ATE THOSE 4 SECONDS
stan: :| he’s so unfazed
AYO ???? I’M WORRIED FOR STANLEY
he’s GOT HEATHER ???
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HEATHER
i wish wendy was the female lead fucking missed opportunity
let’s GO SKIER!STAN
hc: stan is so athletic, football? baseball? skiing? HE IS A BEAST
i also hc stan being good at hockey too
let’s GO STAN MY BOYYYY
kyle looking at a picture of him and stan style crumbs
stan is doing so well i love him
NOT THE TITS KNSGBSBSD
stan main slayer
so FUCKING WEIRD
EPISODE 4:
okay boys this show is. a choice.
SHELLY WATCHING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SO REAL AND TRUE OF HER
y’all robbing butters
OOP. CARTMAN.
BUTTERS IS STILL HOLDING SHELLY’S TAMPONS GSKBDSGBKS
kids YOU CAN’T GO INTO A BAR
boat going through anger management i would too
DAMN SHELLY GOING THRU IT
i feel u miss girl, i feel u.
lord LMAOOOOOO
*immediately calls clyde* so FUCKING VALID
EPISODE 5:
my fucking KIDS I HAVE MISSED THEM SO
YO WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE CASUAL BEHEADING
SAVE THE BBY COWS
KYLE DON’T DO IT
cartman is A FREAK
kyle destroying cartman as he should
stan in HIS LITTLE SPY SUIT
“we have to carry them one by one” is carrying TWO AT A TIME
stan fighting his parents SO SLAY OF HIM
KYLE ATE TOO
oh no BUTTERS U GOT THIS
BUTTERS NAMED ALL THE COWS OMG A BABY
LIANE A QUEEN
stan becoming a vegan??? he won’t last i’m sorry
craig’s FAMILY JKFDSNJKFDKS
i love dogs thank u for ur service
cartman IS SLAYING FOR THIS
8 FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT
stan looks so bad omg
wtf
TOLD Y’ALL HE COULDN’T BE VEGAN
lowkey this is fuel for my fanfic
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babe i opened read more on your post expecting like a typical list with idk basketball and stuff but oh my god you’re so cool you put everyone to shame myself included
LIKE i scrolled through it and all i could think of was like holy shit okay that’s a cool sport okay i don’t know that one oh wait omg you’ve done this one damn okay slay
ISTG YOU’RE A REAL LIFE GIRLBOSS PROTAGONIST??? femme fatale typa beat or the muscle character that’s also the brains you’re literally the entire package
honestly if you don’t hate me rn you definitely would if we were put into any athletic team LMAOOO cos when i was in 4th grade there was this sports fest shit in our school so we all had to pick at least one sport to participate in
… i went with volleyball and while we were training i didn’t know we were supposed to use our forearms so when the ball got passed to me i used my fucking thumbs 😭
unsafe to say that my thumbs swelled up so badly for like a week haha stupid bitch core i believe !!! even tried volleyball training and i had a crush on this guy who was one year older than me and his dad was the coach and he was super nice to me it was stupid bro was like “you never know maybe i’ll see u on tv playing volleyball”
LIKE BRO I’M ON LIFE SUPPORT WHENEVER I DO ANYTHING ATHLETIC WYM BUT THANKS dude tried to hmu through an old friend of mine who he’s friends with but anw i got tea about that friend of mine she never rlly went to class but always posts pics of her and her bf together IDNXJEIW was harder cos we were groupmates about this research we had and she never contributed anw i asked another friend if the guy was nice but nope he isn’t so i got a bit mean…,,,,’cnc ..,
ANYWAY ANYWAY TELL ME MORE ABOUT UR BALLET ERA PLEASE although yea i’d feel the same abt the entire thing too :(( but you having the name clara while also knowing ballet is so !!! butterflies omfg cos of the nutcracker and everything srsly i feel like giving you a nutcracker for christmas would be so cute has anyone ever done that yet???? because they should
my god i’m sorry for this long message that turned into me spilling some tea i get distracted and i also got excited YOU GET IT JOWLQLAjsisoIWOA why am i not allowed to put readmore on a post this is absurd
ajzcbjsqbu Ves i love getting your asks so much they're always such a wILD RIDE I love it <333 with the right dose of gossip too <3
but lmfaoo I'm not as cool as you make me out to be I promise! I'm mostly utter garbage at all these sports anyway so this is really me showing the extent of my incompetence, we would be the athletically inept queens every class deserves <3 just girlies getting injured at volleyball you love to see it <33
and!! I love that crush story omg are you kidding? you always have the best tea to spill about your classmates ajscbsjqb oh to be at your school and know everybody's business... i would be unstoppable bc I'm never involved in any drama but I know everyone's and that makes me redoubtable. and i'd be playing matchmaker with you and all your crushes of course lmao
I'm sorry to disappoint though but I really don't remember anything about my ballet era, rip. I vividly remember the dance studio and the bar where we stretched, I remember training to dance on pointe (my favorite thing!! i felt like so graceful!!) & returning home to show my mom the steps I'd learned, I also remember none of the girls talking to me and the teacher trying to cheer me up but I was entirely socially inept and could not make any friends to save my life, rip. it's making me regret ever quitting, imagine the power I would have rn if I'd been a ballet dancer named Clara....... which btw I had never made the connection with the Nutcracker, and neither has anyone in my family! bc no one offered me a nutcracker for Christmas and you are so right bestie that's an amazing idea!! 💜
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715- amina
pre-ep thoughs
- I already know that this is alycias last episode and i cant say im ready
- alicia is literally my fav character ever I cant believe she’s leavingggg
- but at the same time alycia will be great at whatever role she plays next and shell always have my support so yuh
- anyways on to the ep AKA my breaking point ksjdjjf
ep thoughts-
- straying with a montage of a dying, hallucinating, semi-unconscious alicia wow
- this better be 47 minutes if just alicia
- HER BEING SO OUT OF EVERYTHING BUT SAYING HI TO THE BIRD STOP SHES THE LOML
- the way she’s so shaky sitting up
- june taking her pulse slay
- ‘do not stand up… bring fever under control it will kill you’ owch from the get go
- ‘you need to rest’ alicia pls listen to the doctor and rest
- aannndddd she’s hallucinating again
- she doesn’t know if she’s hallucinating or not
- ok she’s chasing after a hallucination ok then
- it better be her as a child or else 😤
- she rlly just walked into the radiation world as everyone is trying to LEAVE and is not answering her comms
- oh good she answered thank god
- ‘don’t come looking for me’ GIRLIE
- debilitating hallucinations and we’re not even 5 mins in
- almost died count: 1
- THE FLASHBACKS NOOO
- HER TAKING HER MASK OFF DOUBLE NOOOOO OMFG SHES ALREADY DYING
- HER SEEING HER REFLECTION AS A ZOMBIE NOOO
- lol the kid is actually real
- actually my bets are the kid still isn’t real and she’s hallucinating it all to keep the last of her mental sanity
- and since the kid won’t say her name or take the mask off that’s what’ll happen at the very end as she dies kskdnnf
- if the kids ‘friend’ is nick i will SCREAM
- not the kid quoting Alicia’s mum istg it’s literally young her I called this ages ago
- ‘I’ve been fighting a long time’ GIVE BESTIE A BREAK AND HAPPINESS
- not the madison tape talking bout the bird and alicia said hi to a bird
- awww she’s taking it with her and once she dies madison will get it back
- ‘I barely made it here’
- ok at least she’s going for self preservation now slay
- the way she just grabbed the gun and didn’t care
- ‘to do something that might outlast me’ awwww bestie ur memory will live on forever
- yeah u can beat it and help ur friends ‘that’s not true’ owch
- the way the kid has the bite mark in the same place literally baby alicia stop-
- kinda devo ive got no happy scenes for literally a season and now she’s gonna die
- her making fun of young her being short
- almost die count: 2
- she literally cant even stand up stop it
- not her planning on killing herself very much owch
- i dislike that the child is saying how she’ll be find and giving us all hope and then she dies die like that’s so cruel
- i get queerbaited enough now im getting deathbaited do ksjjdjd
- if she’s going to the tower Strand better be with her when she dies
- and she’s fainted. Again.
- the child literally talks and acts like alicia
- The bullet she’s gonna use to kill berserker around her neck
- and now she’s being carried to the start like the beginning again
- luciana queen
- and now there’s no child cause alicia walkied them ugh too predictable
- her mind making things up to make things make more sense for herself is sad
- ok like give her a tranquilizer and put her on the raft and keep her safe jeez its not that hard
- if she saves the girl she’s saving herself stop this foreshadowing of survival is CRUEL
- alicia doesn’t wanna die 🥹🥹
- she knows she sounds crazy lol
- ayyy luciana teaming up to help alicia slay
- Everyone joining to help her
- ahhh happy s5 nostalgia where they were all one happy family not off on separate storylines slayyyy
- not her loading the gun arghhh owchies
- trailer scene power walk icon shit
- alicia telling everyone why they need to live and then sending herself in to die hurts
- ‘I have to do this on my own’ giving Lexa
- the cgi fire also hurts im not kidding i could literally do better
- id say ftwd should hire me but i wouldn’t get to cgi alicia so no
- shes walking like a walker owch
- ‘im not sure i can make it’ owch again
- shes telling herself she can do itttt
- also the birds there again maybe she hallucinated that the first time to
- kinda want a flashback of how she got down from the burning tower ngl
- SHES NOT READY TO DIE AND THEYRE GONNS KILL HER ANYESY FTWD WRITERS PLS LEAVE NOW
- her friend is strand aka alicias friend already this is all so obvious and pointless I hate that this delusional alicia is the last we’re gonna get she’s such an amazing character and deserves so much better ksjjdjdj
- *chanels anger and grief and emotions into keyboard smashes* jsjdjdjjdjdj
- the slo-mo of her almost fainting again djjdjfj
- her grabbing her head and looking broken and done with herself so much owch
- strand is her family when rlly madison her actual mother is coming back next ep and shes already gonna be dead
- oop she fainted. Again again.
- and ofc the kid fainted too cause they’re the same duh
- she actually can’t stand and walk and breath at the same time
- the bird cgi is so bad I could cry
- Strand where u at come comfort alicia already
- he’s gonna be drunk asf
- oh guess what he’s drunk asf
- i mean at least alycia got to film some of her last scenes with bestie colman
- she’s got survivors guilt
- ‘making what she gave us mean something. to do what she didn’t get to.’ Well screw that cause she’s still gonna get to and alicias last years are gonna be for literally nothing
- ‘it’s not fair’
- SHES HOLDING A GUN TO HER OWN HESD AND CRYING AND SAYING SORRY THAT IS NOT IK LEAVE HER SKINE
- FLASHBACKS TO ALL HER FRIENDS STOP AND WHEN SHE WAS HAPPY
- IF SHE PULKS THE TRIGGER ISTG
- oop the bird pulled to the window so she’ll be fine it’s all g
- the madison flashbacks are unnecessary
- They’re undermining Alicia’s entire story because they’re bringing madison back instead and I hate it
- it they’re gonna do both they can do it in a way that brings both characters justice
- the reveal that it was alicia all along i wonder who called it oh yeah that’s right me 🙄
- THIS WHOLE EP HAS BEEN SO UNDERWHELMING AND POINTLESS I WOULDVE PREFFERED HER TO TURN IN HER SLEEP OR GO OUT ON THE BOATS WITH HER FRIENDS AND KNOW SHES DONE SOMETHING RIGHT
- the idea that she hasn’t lost her inner child didn’t involve needing an actual child it could just be her staying rational and sticking to her true values- literally the opposite of everything the writers have done
- i hate ftwd why are they doing this
- stop with the madison referenced we literally all know she’s coming back just give alicia a respectful ending omfg
- cut to them carrying her again
- wow called it again
- IF THATS THE END IM FUCKING MAD
- ok its not the end
- they’re not gonna tell us what she said why???? literally why is any of this happening??? none of the characters are getting development of closure??
- at least charlie saw a beach the single redeemable thing about this episode
- and alicia got thanked that’s good
- luciana wanting to go in the raft with her go bestie
- strand taking initiative and going as well that would have been such a better ending
- this episode has been so not-alicia and i genuinely hate it
- strand would knock her out and put her in the boat not just paddle the fuck away
- and now alicias final act is giving strand closure when she deserves the love
- ok she got 1 (ONE) teary smile and that was it
- her little wave is depressing asf but she adorable
- AND SHE FUCKING COLLAPSED WITH THE GUN IN HER HAND WHAT-
- the bird flying above her-
- she’s awake and not sweaty is this meant to be heaven? im confused
- drink that water gal
- no fever slay
- little alicia not a slay she can go away pls
- ok the bite marks gone and she’s safe now I didn’t need little alicia for that
- SHE COULD HAVE GONE ON THE BOATS WITH EVERYONE CAUSE SHES FINE AND SURVIVED THE BITE FUCK-
- DID THEY EVEN LEAVE HER A RAFT??
- ok got another smile which was stupid in the context but ill take it
- ‘I feel like myself’ yeah well the ftwd writers clearly haven’t been watching the past 6 seasons cause shes not acting like herself
- so they’re just gonna end with her walking off into the supposedly uninhabitable land and leave it like that??
- only good symbolic bit all ep was the very very end when she shot the walker with the last bullet she had saved for herself
- at least she’s not dead so I can make canon-compliment fix-it fics in my head
- pulled an althea not dead but potential chance to come back into the series even tho it will probably never happen???
- overall a pretty shit episode did even get close to the justice and farewell alicia deserves but at least she’s alive and alycia acknowledged how much love she had for the character and support she felt from the fans so there’s that I guess
- ftwd is dead to me but alicia will live on in my heart forever 🫶
#Alicia deserves better#Alicia clark#ftwd#fear the walking dead#twdu#twd#Alycia Debnam Carey#Madison clark
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SLAYYYYYYY SLAAAYYYYYY YOURE SO SLAY LOOK AT THIS CUTE NEW THEME IM CRYING 😭😭😭💞😭 YEONJUN IS >>>>> UR EDIT IS >>> MY EYES R BLESSED U NEVER DISAPPOINT 😌‼️‼️
i love it sm for real ALSO HELLAUR ARE WE MATCHING ICONS W OUR QUEEN YUNA??? 😭😭💖💗💓 the pale yellow is literally sososos pretty oh em gee i love ur editing sm :(( also W UR WIP ‼️definitely sunghoon MAAM i see him super graceful and quick w being a spy and all that BUT HELLO SPY AU??? IM SO RDY ????? SCREAMIMGGGGGGGGGG IM SAUR EXCITED PLS PULL THRU W THIS ILL BE DECEASED (but tbh heeseung is good at everything i honestly would not complain for more hee content 😌)
MAI I'VE MISSED YOU HELLAUR BUT WRAHARAGQ THANK YOU SM⁉️⁉️⁉️ STOP THIS NOW YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST SUPPORTIVE FRFR 😭🤚🏼 HELPP I REALLY WANTED TO TRY OUT A CUTE THEME FOR ONCE AND THEN I STUMBLED ACROSS YEONJUN'S INSTA POST AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINNN,,, but I'm thinking of redoing the banner in my pinned bc I feel like it doesn't really match too much (it's missing the blue 😓😭) BUT ANYWAYS TYSM 🥺 AND HELP I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE BUT YES WE TWINNING FR 😘😘😘😘
OMG YESS I THINK HOON WOULD BE A GOOD MATCH. THE CHARACTER IS QUITE INSANE(?) IDK IF THAT'S A GOOD WORD BUT HE'S A LIL SCARY AND TOXIc HELP BUT ALSO TSUNDERE. I CAN SEE SUNGHOON AS THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER WHO JUST STARES AT YOU WITH HIS DEAD EYES 🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤩 ANYWAYS I'M EXCITED TO WRITE THIS ONE TOO :D I ALSO HAVE A FEW OTHER WIP IDEAS IN THR WORKS, SO HOPEFULLY I CAN UPDATE THE LIST SOON
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top 5 songs from ur fav groups😋😋
bitch… that’s so hard.
well- 👀👀
1. rocket - nct dream
recently I’ve been listening to this 25/8 like it’s such a bop <33 🚀💥💥 vibes
2. bad love - key
he went solo on this song but hes still in SHINee soooooo 👀👀 IT COUNTS OKAY. it’s such a bop like the old pop vibes r rlly there!!
3. the real - ateez
THIS. it’s so powerful and fun 🤩 🤩 I love the way it’s kinda hype-y <33
4. yeppi yeppi - aespa
yes. like the part where it drops is so fun and gets me in the vibe :D rlly fun and cute and incorporates coolness as well 💗💗
5. step back - GOT the beat
don’t come for me. I gotta say the lyrics r disappointing HOWEVER they ATE on the vocals like- AHHHHHH. and the production of the music itself is SCRUMPTIOUS.
bonus:
the weekend - 88rising, BIBI
queen bibi slayed this 💯💯
jam & butterfly - dpr live, crush, eaj
all I have to say, is that it’s made by dpr live, crush, and eaj. thank you.
#nct#nct dream#key#shinee#ateez#aespa#got the beat#bibi#dpr we gang gang#dpr#crush#song recs#risa.neo
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BISH DONT DO THAT TO MY HEART😭💕 THAT WAS SO SWEET YOU ACTUALLY CHOSE THREE OF MY TOP 5 FAVS HAHA UR THE SMART ONE💅🏻😭💕💕 (my fav tho is that little blond bitch that can call me a pig any day smh) PLUS I HAVE MY NEXT EXAM TMRW SO THANK UUU I LOVE YOU💞💝💝 ~👑👑
I KNEW YOU HAD TASTE, A REAL QUEEN OMG 😭💖 you 👏🏻 only 👏🏻 get 👏🏻 what 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 deserve 👏🏻!!! For almost breaking my heart, like HOW DARE YOU TO BE CUTE AND SMART AND WONDERFUL OMG 😭💖
And: let’s be real: he can stare at me like this too, and I would thank him omg WHAT‘S WRONG WITH ME- BLESS THE MIYA TWINS
GOOD LUCK TOMORROW!! I KNOW YOU WILL SLAY IT!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! 💖💖😭
Get enough rest today and drink some water!! 💖💖
#love you omg#a real queen#or king#love you just so much omg#i will cheer on you#i know you can do it#👑 anon
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Hi invading ur inbox real quick to say hello and ur amazing queen keep slaying 👑
aw, this was so sweet and unexpected, thank you!
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man babies are such a mood like i too wanna randomly grab someone's finger and wave it around until i drop it
good happy things:
woke up Before my first alarm and didn't go back to sleep man that feels good
no surprise here but i rewatched a few eps of tdp
that scene of harrow and sarai sparring was an utter masterpiece
also sarai with a spear could stab me and i'd thank her but i know she'd never because she's a gOOD QUEEN
queen aanya absolutely SLAYING viren at the summit of the pentarchy like hell yeah bby go kick his ass i'll hold ur flower
getting a massage to fix my neck feels so good
had a good long facetime w my best friend
also said best friend and i have a Big Binge planned for tomorrow i'm excited
AND WE'RE SEEING WAITRESS ON SATURDAY I'M SUPER HYPE
i have a full page of picani expression doodles which is probably the most I've ever done for a character in one sitting but i am Committed to the ineffable au
that tik tok oh my god it will fuel my life for the next two weeks
y'all have been saying that today's patton art looked like the cover of a children's book and that's real cute
#i've been binging aghs today and hopefully i'll be caught up tomorrow#gn!#tumblr ate my first draft of this and then my second draft's tags so uhhh screw you tumblr you absolute bag of dicks#caps tw
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