3rd years (updated with alt-text!)

PARAVOLLEY AU! 🏐♿️

Ishmael the entire game of volleyed balls

ok here are my eiffel questions

-do you think he ever played sports (and enjoyed it)

-had ever watched the show 'community' he kinda reminds me of a mix between abed and jeff and idk if you've seen it but it's interesting

-what kind of pet did he have a a a kid? he's giving me cat or lizard vibes idk

anyway love your blog tyy

aw, thank you! okay, in order:

oh, god, no. definitely not. eiffel is from a generation of nerd guys who made a point of defining themselves opposite to jocks, and he does not exercise on purpose. i doubt eiffel even watches sports that aren't like, motorsports. to get eiffel to enjoy exercise you've gotta trick him into it by giving it a counterculture image. i'm so sure he wanted to learn to do sick skateboard tricks as a teenager. he still wants to do sick skateboard tricks. but his coordination is terrible.

he has almost definitely seen community, but i have not, so i can't give any further opinion on that. but he's the right demographic.

i don't think he had a pet as a kid, but not for a lack of trying. eiffel is absolutely a dog person; he was a lonely kid, and i know he begged for a dog. and maybe his parents even promised him one, but it just never happened. i actually think eiffel is allergic to cats, just based on his general misfortune. guy with ailments. he just seems like the kind of guy cats would love to climb on while he sneezes horribly.

After seeing how far Thomas kicked Humphrey’s head in ‘Redding Weddy’ I have some serious questions about ghost physics.

no bc why the fuck does it take much effort to do an enjoy the things i like im fucking sick of it

Various images of things

Day 6 of the Invictus Games 2023 (9/15/23). The Duke and Duchess of Sussex attended the sitting volleyball match between team Poland 🇵🇱 and team Germany 🇩🇪 at the Merkur Spiel-Arena in Düsseldorf, Germany. Harry and Meghan congratulated Team Poland after the game. They won the game 2-0 against team Germany. I love how one of the teammates thanked Harry for all that he has done for the veterans, and he also thanked Meghan for supporting Harry. 🥹🥰😩

Tgey should let me skip school tomorrow

agghhhh did i just like progressively get more anxious or something as high school hit???

Bokuto-san...gained...almost 20 pounds of muscle...I can no longer function knowing this information

The tech guys are hanging out in my office again and chatting about $10,000 week long vacations like this is normal.

I forgot to mention that Noya specifically has ADHD-C (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, combined type)!

The "i wouldnt date poc women" which is firstly grammatical incorrect (people of color women) anon is so fucking stupid because exactly what is that you dont like about women of color that includes all women of color? Eye color? There woc with lighter eyes, hair texture? There are straight haired woc, nose shape? There are button nosed woc. Skin color? Lighter skinned ones. There is not a single feature that could make one exclude entires ethnicities. Only racism

i was thinking the same thing. and her claiming not to be bait while being like “oh so you want me to FUCK ~poc women~ to prove i’m not racist?”

when i said TO HER very clearly in reply to her prior anon here:

like maam you were told to do the opposite of “use [your] vagina as a way to combat [your] subconscious/probable racism”! the desire to frame woc as rapists who desperately want white women to fuck us to prove they’re not racist is an intentional twisting of what is actually being criticised. i said if u only find white people attractive, that probably is rooted in racism. race isn’t this clear defined constant category where you’ll never find a white person who can pass for a person of colour or never find a person of colour who can pass for a white person, it’s not a quality that is related to sexual orientation so it’s not comparable to lesbians not wanting to date males, it’s not even constant enough for there to not be a variety of features and skin colours and eye colours and hair textures within one race.

if someone said to me “i’m only attracted to pale skin”, whatever, it’s a preference and can come about from many things (tho of course there being cultures where pale skin is prioritised and viewed as more beautiful often is rooted in white supremacist beauty standards- so it’s not above questioning). if someone said “i’m really into blue eyes” that’s also whatever, tho again it could be rooted in more questionable things. if someone said “i connect at a deeper level with people from the same cultural background as me”, also whatever and makes total sense. but then when they say “i’m only attracted to white people and my genitalia only responds if someone is A Member Of The White Race” it just gets confusing like, do u mean ur only into blondes (which non-white ppl can be)? blue eyed pale ppl (which non-white ppl can be)? ppl with thinner lips (which non-white ppl can have)? what exactly does that even mean. if they’re primarily white but have some more distant non-white ancestry is it a deal breaker? if they’re not white at all but look white is that where u draw it? like it doesn’t make sense in so many ways. is her “vagina” an aryan detector or what?

and the only way she can counter me is by insisting i want white ppl to have sex with us or to look at the dating histories of white ppl to determine whether they’re racist or not despite me explicitly saying the opposite 🤭 i would actually much rather that white ppl like that figure that stuff out far, far away from us and without even trying to touch us or go on a date with us or anything else. i’d much rather they exclusively date white ppl and just stay away from us

I love lying to people :/

Day 6 of the Invictus Games 2023 (9/15/23). The Duke and Duchess of Sussex attended the sitting volleyball match between team Poland 🇵🇱 and team Germany 🇩🇪 at the Merkur Spiel-Arena in Düsseldorf, Germany. Harry and Meghan congratulated Team Poland after the game. They won the game 2-0 against team Germany. Not Harry acting shy. 😄